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talk2yommex2000:
You are welcome

Funny place to work, I swear !

In my last place of work, we do fasting every first Monday of the month nd break by 12.

During prayer time, madam will be in her office doing nothing. The day I saw her was the day I stopped fasting.

MacJC:
Rezzy! Orezi!! Sharp_as_Razor!!!
Gaskiya walahi, I'm still #LMAO+#ROTF right now.
Arzinnn.............didn't see dt coming...


#Punchline_of_Laiff#

You re funny
Come, how do you know my name is Orezi?

#smiling#

tchidi:
Into the boiling stock, before the egusi balls start to come in.

Thanks

Congratulations on the arrival of your lovely princess. May she be a source of joy to your family. @ missmalachi

Funpeter:
Well lets hope thats not the reason they will not employ him.... And lesson learnt always give the neccessary answer. Are you a christain? Is different from which denomination do you attend? wish you all the very best bro and did you discuss the salary?

That is the way they answer.

Are you a Christian? Yes/No
I'm a Jehovah's witness

Modified.

But that's the way you guys always answer

@southboy,
You said you noticed the way they reacted when you told them your religion, I think that should be the reason the other guy was considered.

Most Christian denominations do not pally with Jehovah's witness and especially those from some particular churches.

In the school settings,a Jehovah's witness would not want to participate in any activity that has to do with Christian stuffs, like conducting morning assembly, Friday fellowship and Christmas Carol.

Just keep hope alive, pray and wait for Monday to come.

tchidi:
I did o... forgive me.

So when & where do I add the palm oil?

tchidi:
I know, right??
I pounded ground egusi with onions and dadawa till the egusi began releasing it's own oil, then I dropped them in balls into the boiling stock. Don't turn for a while. Then when it boils for say 10 mins, add your vegetable. And Vóila!!

You didn't put palm oil?

spice123:
@STENON upon all the show off which you displayed on this thread you still landed on 35k - 40k job. *mtchewwww* so much for feedback @artisticallyart. Be real.......

What's show off there? It's people like you that make others not to give feedback.

I know you are jealous. Jealousy kills faster than ebola.

nefertitiram:
I just took the last pic today.. she is now 7 days

She is beautiful. God bless her.
So tmrw is owambe, pls send my rice oo.

Thanks in advance

afynwa:
Is ur friend teaching in primary section or secondary section? cos i want to know d one dat pays d 28,thank u

It's the Primary section . She just got the job. To resume with them this September

afynwa:
primary or secondary, which one is he in?

Primary @ Chemist bus stop

afynwa:
Good day house, pls who knows Meritha (primary) private school ojo-Alaba. how much they pay pls.........

I know Meritha, a friend said she is collecting 28k but don't believe her

The pay day has now been shifted to September ending. Ok naaa

jibola22:
Gud morning mamas
Pls any1 heard of my boy eldorin baby formular
How nutritious it is cos av nt heard of it oo
A neighbour told me abt it. Thanks in advance

Yes, I tried it like 3 cans. It makes my lo poos after each feed.

olexjay:
I don't think you watch it bro, atleast its short and funny

I did, maybe because I'm too tired to laugh

Too dry

Thank God

delleby:
Simple and short.
Aunty Nnemuka, I see u also have a bad PR.

Ok

Mine own is to wait till September to know the outcome of the boasting

2Str8:
So much for a silent reader! Let it go already, we've noticed you, you are highly welcome. I pity your student sha, na so u go d drag ish with them all the time?

In other news. I sealed another deal today. Bursar/Business studies teacher with full welfare(NHIS and PENSION whatever inclusive)but still awaiting other offers before transfer deadline.

Congratulations

@ravensckar,

I quite agree with what you said.

In my first place of teaching after NYSC, I stumbled on a teacher's application letter. Mehn, he mentioned about 6 subjects he could teach.
He suffered like...... hum. If any teacher leaves, he would be ask to teach the subject pending on the time they get a new teacher.

For the salary, one must start somewhere. I know #20k is small but those in mainland have no choice Even if one gets a job that pays well but far from his house , how will he cope?

A person that lives in Shibiri and gets a job @ Lekki without accommodation will not be able to cope.

Do you know how many teachers left Pinefield schools Lekki because she told them no more accommodation.?

A friend of my friend got a job at Satellite and was paid #35k. In a month, she spends like #10k for t.fare. I learnt she is not resuming with them because of the wahala. Volks and barracks hold up both morning and evening

@gocare and nefertitiram

Congratulations on the arrival of your lovely ones.

Oh my goodness

akanduteenah:
rezzy, pls is it compulsory to work on saturdays in this school too?

Not all Saturdays. It's only when their IGCSE exam is approaching they do Saturday lessons to prepare them and no pay is attach to it.

Praise5:
Tell me you were joking about the part of baby tearing your script! Chisos! My own case was even better, hahahaha. Abeg how much be the salary? Hope it can cover your transportation and feeding? Hehehehehe meanwhile, define "kereje" lol

I mean it. The salary na full 10k.

I did not even bother to calculate it. Lol

According to some Prof here, kereje schools are small schools where a teacher will take up to 4 subjects and are being paid like 25k

MacJC:
@rezzy u don start o! Why d suspense.
Oya, tell us na, how much be d salary?
**stretches neck**

Full 10k.

I wanted to ask her if it's for a week or a month

It is well with her. Our prayers are with her

@Praise5,

Pele, if you didn't finish the test, kindly go back tomorrow and ask if you can retake the test.

Same thing happened to me today.
My baby was just disturbing me, tearing my script, I became tired. Mine is, I don't even have where to keep him.

I'm looking for kereje school around my area that has creche and that won't give me headache.

I went to another school, with just my CV, she accepted me without test.

Abeg, ask me how much be the salary

livelystone:
Good morning mamas.
Pls what should be like d minimum pcv (blood level) for a pregnant woman. Cos upon all d iron supplement: syrup and injection, my pcv no dey improve o. Should I be worried at 25%.

#proudlyteamdecember#

25%? Humm, why not ask your doctor.

In my last pregnancy, mine was 23% and I wanted to be place on instant blood transfusion, I refused and was asked to sign an undertaking before I leave.

I gave birth the next 3 days and was given 2 pint of blood even though I didn't loss much blood.

So, I think it depends on how far you are gone.

@joysolo, Congratulations. Wishing you a stress free and healthy nine months

I know say the oil no done

simplebukky:
If you want to get Your tummy colour back after delivery, please rub on ori mixed with coconut oil, not even a stretch mark or the black stripe gotten during pregnancy is visible on my tummy and it is as smooth as ever and my baby is 6 months and counting.

I was lucky. I had no stretch mark or dark tummy.

My friends that didn't see me while pregnant, doubt if I really gave birth to him