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@bossladyMo1, We are missing your contribution here ooo Hope you are fine? |
@@BossladyMo1, It's been a while now, hope you are good? |
nefertitiram:LOL @the bolded If it's massaging, they can do it. The issue now is everybody wants to become mama Ijaw. |
tyconcepts:I don't believe all this mama Ijaw and mama Ada kind of mid wife. When my sister was pregnant, mama Ijaw told her she wasn't in labour. My mum kept telling her that her tummy has come down, let her go the hospital. She refused because mama Ijaw says she is not in labour. When the pains was unbearable , that was when she was registered into a hospital. Doctors were like, madam you have been in labour since last 2 weeks naa. She begged for cs, they refused. Last last, she gave birth after 4 hours with heavy tears of life, the baby weighed 4.2kg. So pls go for another scan |
raphrinco:It's not really about jealousy but the guy no fine na. Before he became this popular, I dey yab am for area. |
So this church still dey exist? |
Jhymrod:Is it comedy? I think I have watched it |
jumzzy448:God, I need this. |
Goldmaxx:He didn't. It was a face me I face you house. And other of his brothers and neighbours were at the balcony discussing. You know Thursday morning when Alaba market never open. Yard dey full. I believe it was 2 mins madness. If he did, I would have used another moniker, I have old monikers even as old as 2007 and 2010. |
Some year ago when I was around 19, I was in my mummy's shop packing goods outside. Her shop is in front of our compound, so one brother Joseph opposite my house called me to bring tin tomato. So I took the tin tomato and raced to his room upstairs. He told me to enter while he gets the money. I was putting on a top and a wrapper, and i was wearing that black underskirt. Before I knew it, the eddiot started dragging my wrapper, I began to drag my wrapper with him. He tried to put his hand inside my top, I used my teeth to block his hand. We kept dragging oo until he raked/cleared my legs from the ground and I fell. Then it rang in my head that na rape this guy dey o. I started saying "are you trying to rape me"? Immediately, e stood up and started begging me. I just collected my money and left. |
I believe we still have decent guys out there. I met a guy in school, we were friends for 4 years. I started dating him when I came back from NYSC. Whenever I visited him, I will stay in his room for hours before going. He never made any sexual move even though he had asked me out and I refused. We dated for a year and I sensed we were not meant for each other so we went back to our friendship mode. We are both married and we are still good friends. I met lots of decent guys. |
And so yesterday afternoon I was feeling sleepy,(as person wey don chop bellefull) I noticed the way he positioned his bum bum so I knew he was pooing. my intention was poo quick so can change you before I sleep. Before then, I checked my phone that I was charging on the bed it was 98%, i told myself it will be fully charged by the time I'm done changing him. The next thing was a shout abi cry from my baby, I opened my eyes, I realised I had slept off. I looked at him and wondered why he was crying profusely. Then, I noticed my phone wasn't plugged to the charging port again. I deduced that he put the cord in his mouth and he was shocked. Even the cord's mouth was burnt(black) and didn't work again So I want to thank God that nothing happened to him. Mothers pls let us be very careful oo. |
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