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Celebrities › Re: Comedian Akpororo Proposes To Girlfriend During Church Service (photos) by rezzy: 3:25pm On Aug 09, 2015
raphrinco:
Handsome one go and be famous and even get endorsement like he is doing with AIRTEL, WE DONT EVEN KNOW YOU cry cry cry grin grin grin cheesy shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
It's not really about jealousy but the guy no fine na. Before he became this popular, I dey yab am for area.
Celebrities › Re: Comedian Akpororo Proposes To Girlfriend During Church Service (photos) by rezzy: 3:22pm On Aug 09, 2015
So this church still dey exist?
TV/Movies › Re: One Film You Can Never Get Tired Of Watching? by rezzy: 9:39am On Aug 09, 2015
Jhymrod:
Baghban- Indian and unforgivable - nollywood
Is it comedy? I think I have watched it
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by rezzy: 9:33am On Aug 09, 2015
jumzzy448:
Jollof rice, salad and chicken
God, I need this.
Romance › Re: My Opinion: We Ladies Should Stop Visiting Guys. RAPE Is Real!!! by rezzy: 9:24am On Aug 09, 2015
Goldmaxx:
summary:he raped u
u ladies should learn to admit it we won't bite una
He didn't. It was a face me I face you house. And other of his brothers and neighbours were at the balcony discussing.

You know Thursday morning when Alaba market never open. Yard dey full.

I believe it was 2 mins madness.


If he did, I would have used another moniker, I have old monikers even as old as 2007 and 2010.
Romance › Re: My Opinion: We Ladies Should Stop Visiting Guys. RAPE Is Real!!! by rezzy: 12:30am On Aug 09, 2015
Some year ago when I was around 19, I was in my mummy's shop packing goods outside. Her shop is in front of our compound, so one brother Joseph opposite my house called me to bring tin tomato. So I took the tin tomato and raced to his room upstairs.

He told me to enter while he gets the money. I was putting on a top and a wrapper, and i was wearing that black underskirt. Before I knew it, the eddiot started dragging my wrapper, I began to drag my wrapper with him. He tried to put his hand inside my top, I used my teeth to block his hand. We kept dragging oo until he raked/cleared my legs from the ground and I fell.

Then it rang in my head that na rape this guy dey o. I started saying "are you trying to rape me"? Immediately, e stood up and started begging me. I just collected my money and left.
Romance › Re: My Opinion: We Ladies Should Stop Visiting Guys. RAPE Is Real!!! by rezzy: 11:59pm On Aug 08, 2015
I believe we still have decent guys out there.

I met a guy in school, we were friends for 4 years. I started dating him when I came back from NYSC. Whenever I visited him, I will stay in his room for hours before going. He never made any sexual move even though he had asked me out and I refused. We dated for a year and I sensed we were not meant for each other so we went back to our friendship mode.

We are both married and we are still good friends.

I met lots of decent guys.
Health › Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by rezzy: 7:25pm On Aug 08, 2015
And so yesterday afternoon I was feeling sleepy,(as person wey don chop bellefull) shocked I carried my baby to the bed. I tried forcing him to sleep he refused, he was just playing and holding the window.

I noticed the way he positioned his bum bum so I knew he was pooing. cheesy cheesy my intention was poo quick so can change you before I sleep.

Before then, I checked my phone that I was charging on the bed it was 98%, i told myself it will be fully charged by the time I'm done changing him.

The next thing was a shout abi cry from my baby, I opened my eyes, I realised I had slept off. I looked at him and wondered why he was crying profusely. Then, I noticed my phone wasn't plugged to the charging port again. I deduced that he put the cord in his mouth and he was shocked.

Even the cord's mouth was burnt(black) and didn't work again

So I want to thank God that nothing happened to him.

Mothers pls let us be very careful oo.
Health › Re: NAFDAC Arrests Man Behind Distribution Of Fake De Rica Tomato by rezzy: 1:33pm On Aug 08, 2015
kulobyno:
This is a tip of the iceberg. When you come to Haidu in Guangzhou China then you understand that 90% of the things you see in Nigeria are counterfeit ranging from cosmetics including Mary Kay, olay, Palmers etc, then kiwi and Lude shoe polish, geisha, Titus, hennesy, red label, blue label, all Irish cream, HP toner cartridges and even strong decoder.
There's even an underground market they call Sample Market. You just go there and choose a sample and quality of whatever product and make your orders in containers of course.

This guys are making lots of hard cash.
I am telling you what I saw live.
Titus sardine is the most annoying.

I wonder the kind of fish and oil they put inside. The one I bought last was so obvious that it's fake
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by rezzy: 12:56pm On Aug 08, 2015
@maebam, Congratulations. May God's protection be upon them.

@lioha, welcome back
Family › Re: Is It Wrong To Marry Your Cousin? by rezzy: 8:52am On Aug 08, 2015
zinachidi:
and ur hubby didnt see anything wrong with it right?
At first, he was arguing that nothing was wrong with it. So I asked him, you grew up with your father's elder brother, can you marry any of his daughters?

He said NO, they are my sisters naa. (Maybe he didn't remember what cousin is again.)
Family › Re: Is It Wrong To Marry Your Cousin? by rezzy: 1:29am On Aug 08, 2015
My husband and I discussed this 2 days ago.

I can't because I see them as my brothers. We even look alike.

I think the Bible forbids it.

Fourth cousins can get married but not first cousin.

It's practiced in the North.
Health › Re: Beware! See What A Rare Medical Condition Called Macrodactyly Can Cause(warning) by rezzy: 12:26am On Aug 08, 2015
Hum
Agriculture › Re: Fish Pond Construction (concrete Pond) by rezzy: 11:45pm On Aug 07, 2015
SAVEDBABA:
it is not "it school" it is "its school"now i can see both of you didnt go to school *smiles and drops mic*
It's school not its school.

I don confuse too shocked
Agriculture › Re: Fish Pond Construction (concrete Pond) by rezzy: 11:41pm On Aug 07, 2015
jites:
haha where is the apostrophe in your didn't na, shwo na wa o, na English matter we come dey discuss here hehehehe, idonbilivit
I was thinking the same. No apostrophe in its school.

Its school is not the same as *it's school*. Abi? English students where una?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by rezzy: 5:15pm On Aug 06, 2015
adetoks19:
Gd day GoldenDr,Avicky,etc..,I need you all to advice me on this issue.Gt a job @ an English Curriculum school last term & its coupled with alot of stress though am not complaining but the issue is... i gt a mail frm my supervisary head that i wunt be paid August Salary cz av nt been "confimed".then i kept wondering why i wasn't told abt it when i was employed all thru to the end of term.I'v never heard of nor come across such job policy ever in my life.Being a family man,am not finding it funny at all.
Oh sorry, that is how all these proprietors do. Imagine, pure wickedness.

They won't tell you all you need to know, until like a year when you will be given appointment letter then you will see lots of rubbish rules.

That was how when my friend wanted to resign from the school he works, he tendered his resignation letter and was told it's 3 months notice and not 1. He worked in January without pay. Used like 30k on transport fare.

It is well, Pele
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by rezzy: 8:48pm On Aug 04, 2015
My former principal is a Ghanaian. As the principal, he drew many students to the school because of the way he speaks i.e students from Chris land, white dove and others.

There was another 2 Ghanaians. 1, a graduate that speaks some how and 2, a support staffer that speaks well (she has just jss 3 result).

So a day came, I was forced to ask my then principal how come that support staff speaks better than the other graduate.

He said it depends on the region one comes from. He also said that even a primary school drop out will still speak well if he is from that particular region that has that intonation (can't remember what he actually called it)

I don't really fancy their English. Sometimes, they have this mother tongue interference I.e fre fre fre
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by rezzy: 7:30am On Aug 01, 2015
afynwa:
pls house, when will Lagos state govt conduct teachers recruitment this year 2015? PLS..........
A friend that works in a Govt school said it's going be next year.
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by rezzy: 8:59am On Jul 31, 2015
ahnie:
***celebration galore.....oya lets rub powder on our faces and necks......Dancing and partying.we are omin with our banga soup and usi(starch)with correct dry fish .
I ate this yesterday night but with turkey.


@lala4sure, Congratulations on the safe delivery of your princess. May she be a source of joy and blessing to your home. May God be praised.
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by rezzy: 10:04pm On Jul 30, 2015
Prouddad and proudmum38, Congratulations. May his arrival bring abundant blessings and joy to your home. I rejoice with you.

Lil proudy, welcome to this beautiful world
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by rezzy: 3:26pm On Jul 30, 2015
sayoberry:
FO-low-win
You AF port to this place?
Twins dey cry.
Health › Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by rezzy: 3:10pm On Jul 30, 2015
sayoberry:
He's 5 months old! How do I start? Won't he just roll his eyes and look away like "what's this woman talking about"?
I don't think there is any thing more you can do. Just leave him till at a year shocked shocked shocked

My baby touched a very hot pot this morning and had blister on the two fingers he sucks. I was happy he wasn't going to sucks again, lo and behold, he started sucking after 2 hours.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How Can I Package My Cv After Been Dismissed From A Job by rezzy: 5:00pm On Jul 29, 2015
tosh26:
Your experience is about what you can do. Depending on the reputation of the company, you could delete the organization's name and put the name of any of your friend's , family business name. Then add d responsibilities...
This got me laughing
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Mountain Top University Massive Recruitment For Non-teaching Staff Positions by rezzy: 4:44pm On Jul 29, 2015
Collins87:
15 copies! If I catch myseif doing it arr.
Wetin go happen. I know you are employed
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by rezzy: 4:41pm On Jul 29, 2015
I'm tired of reading curses, abeg. Headache thingz.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by rezzy: 3:22pm On Jul 29, 2015
ayoi:
@ tatacherie, I think it got black cuz
-u either covered it while u were cooking.
- u steamed in extremely hot water for a long time.
- u cooked it for a long time.
Ooooo, I learnt something new today. Thanks
Health › Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by rezzy: 3:18pm On Jul 29, 2015
mydreams25:
Yepee!!! Pls put me through all these questions because if i make mistake my DH can sue me o
I forgot to add that he is presently on only Nan 1 and breastmilk.
Lmao cool cool
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Mountain Top University Massive Recruitment For Non-teaching Staff Positions by rezzy: 3:11pm On Jul 29, 2015
Westadon:
Massive what? Whr is d money to do 15 copies of CV
Are you close to any university? Go and make photocopy there, it will be cheaper.

With 1k2, you can photocopy and send application
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by rezzy:
utchvikky:
coolHello good people,please does anybody know how much Greensprings school pay for a start?to da gurus in da house.pls its urgent.thanks in advance,
Depends on your wealth of experience. As high as #170. But they recently drafted a salary scale. Like years of experience, bsc, masters, certifications e.g, igcse .each with points attached to it
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What's My Chance As A Physics Graduate In The Job Market by rezzy: 12:02pm On Jul 29, 2015
Nice thread, let me invite my little sister to come read this thread. She just finished her service. She was among d best in her department.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Mountain Top University Massive Recruitment For Non-teaching Staff Positions by rezzy: 11:35am On Jul 29, 2015
Make I rush apply. Thanks
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by rezzy: 4:37pm On Jul 28, 2015
@kaffy4bill
HAPPY WEDDING ANNIVERSARY. May God continue to bless you home.

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