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raphrinco:It's not really about jealousy but the guy no fine na. Before he became this popular, I dey yab am for area. |
So this church still dey exist? |
Jhymrod:Is it comedy? I think I have watched it |
jumzzy448:God, I need this. |
Goldmaxx:He didn't. It was a face me I face you house. And other of his brothers and neighbours were at the balcony discussing. You know Thursday morning when Alaba market never open. Yard dey full. I believe it was 2 mins madness. If he did, I would have used another moniker, I have old monikers even as old as 2007 and 2010. |
Some year ago when I was around 19, I was in my mummy's shop packing goods outside. Her shop is in front of our compound, so one brother Joseph opposite my house called me to bring tin tomato. So I took the tin tomato and raced to his room upstairs. He told me to enter while he gets the money. I was putting on a top and a wrapper, and i was wearing that black underskirt. Before I knew it, the eddiot started dragging my wrapper, I began to drag my wrapper with him. He tried to put his hand inside my top, I used my teeth to block his hand. We kept dragging oo until he raked/cleared my legs from the ground and I fell. Then it rang in my head that na rape this guy dey o. I started saying "are you trying to rape me"? Immediately, e stood up and started begging me. I just collected my money and left. |
I believe we still have decent guys out there. I met a guy in school, we were friends for 4 years. I started dating him when I came back from NYSC. Whenever I visited him, I will stay in his room for hours before going. He never made any sexual move even though he had asked me out and I refused. We dated for a year and I sensed we were not meant for each other so we went back to our friendship mode. We are both married and we are still good friends. I met lots of decent guys. |
And so yesterday afternoon I was feeling sleepy,(as person wey don chop bellefull) I noticed the way he positioned his bum bum so I knew he was pooing. my intention was poo quick so can change you before I sleep. Before then, I checked my phone that I was charging on the bed it was 98%, i told myself it will be fully charged by the time I'm done changing him. The next thing was a shout abi cry from my baby, I opened my eyes, I realised I had slept off. I looked at him and wondered why he was crying profusely. Then, I noticed my phone wasn't plugged to the charging port again. I deduced that he put the cord in his mouth and he was shocked. Even the cord's mouth was burnt(black) and didn't work again So I want to thank God that nothing happened to him. Mothers pls let us be very careful oo. |
kulobyno:Titus sardine is the most annoying. I wonder the kind of fish and oil they put inside. The one I bought last was so obvious that it's fake |
@maebam, Congratulations. May God's protection be upon them. @lioha, welcome back |
zinachidi:At first, he was arguing that nothing was wrong with it. So I asked him, you grew up with your father's elder brother, can you marry any of his daughters? He said NO, they are my sisters naa. (Maybe he didn't remember what cousin is again.) |
My husband and I discussed this 2 days ago. I can't because I see them as my brothers. We even look alike. I think the Bible forbids it. Fourth cousins can get married but not first cousin. It's practiced in the North. |
Hum |
SAVEDBABA:It's school not its school. I don confuse too |
jites:I was thinking the same. No apostrophe in its school. Its school is not the same as *it's school*. Abi? English students where una? |
adetoks19:Oh sorry, that is how all these proprietors do. Imagine, pure wickedness. They won't tell you all you need to know, until like a year when you will be given appointment letter then you will see lots of rubbish rules. That was how when my friend wanted to resign from the school he works, he tendered his resignation letter and was told it's 3 months notice and not 1. He worked in January without pay. Used like 30k on transport fare. It is well, Pele |
My former principal is a Ghanaian. As the principal, he drew many students to the school because of the way he speaks i.e students from Chris land, white dove and others. There was another 2 Ghanaians. 1, a graduate that speaks some how and 2, a support staffer that speaks well (she has just jss 3 result). So a day came, I was forced to ask my then principal how come that support staff speaks better than the other graduate. He said it depends on the region one comes from. He also said that even a primary school drop out will still speak well if he is from that particular region that has that intonation (can't remember what he actually called it) I don't really fancy their English. Sometimes, they have this mother tongue interference I.e fre fre fre |
afynwa:A friend that works in a Govt school said it's going be next year. |
ahnie:I ate this yesterday night but with turkey. @lala4sure, Congratulations on the safe delivery of your princess. May she be a source of joy and blessing to your home. May God be praised. |
Prouddad and proudmum38, Congratulations. May his arrival bring abundant blessings and joy to your home. I rejoice with you. Lil proudy, welcome to this beautiful world |
sayoberry:You AF port to this place? Twins dey cry. |
sayoberry:I don't think there is any thing more you can do. Just leave him till at a year My baby touched a very hot pot this morning and had blister on the two fingers he sucks. I was happy he wasn't going to sucks again, lo and behold, he started sucking after 2 hours. |
tosh26:This got me laughing |
Collins87:Wetin go happen. I know you are employed |
I'm tired of reading curses, abeg. Headache thingz. |
ayoi:Ooooo, I learnt something new today. Thanks |
mydreams25:Lmao ![]() |
Westadon:Are you close to any university? Go and make photocopy there, it will be cheaper. With 1k2, you can photocopy and send application |
utchvikky:Depends on your wealth of experience. As high as #170. But they recently drafted a salary scale. Like years of experience, bsc, masters, certifications e.g, igcse .each with points attached to it |
Nice thread, let me invite my little sister to come read this thread. She just finished her service. She was among d best in her department. |
Make I rush apply. Thanks |
@kaffy4bill HAPPY WEDDING ANNIVERSARY. May God continue to bless you home. |
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