₦airaland Forum

a white woman is a pricipled type of person. When she says its done, thats it. Move on bro.

Microflux:
Imagine a world without females. The world would have been a haven. Because there won't be issue of rape , abortion , s*xual harrasement through seduction. Nigeria would have been peaceful our president would have been 1 in 1 not 5 in 1.
Imagine a world without females men won't have to spend their hard earn money on women frivolities. People like oga seun , naijaboiy wont need to wear dresses before taking a snapshot.
Imagine a world without females, no brazilian hair, foundation, make ups, skimpy dress. When a bachelor get married he would pray not to have get wedded. Imagine a world without females, i wont have to stress my fingers in typing this. Kachisbarbie, won't have to create a thread and name it mr. Right. Farano, won't have created a thread and ask we guy flaming questions that do we hug female because of their bossoms?' humh!.
Thank God for creating them jawie! We would have to cook for ourself, nobody to satisfy our sexual urge, no partner. People like naijaboiy wil nt take their bath for days. We would have seen our president addressing the public unclothed. Add urz o je! Or should we eliminate them?

dicks will swell and bust

Whats the account number to pay to? email oryxsmeconsulting@gmail.com

Another bad loser!!!. Naija sha.

nenergy:
Tablets are the latest fad in the smart devices market in Nigeria. Nigerians are abandoning their 3.5 inch – 5.0inch devices for tablets. The tablet is meant to close the gap between mobile phones and computers.

Sadly Nigerians owned tablets are not closing any gap, if not widen it sef. How do i mean? Nigerians are Underutilizing their tablets. I am not beefing, but observation suggests that Nigerians use their tablets only for the following:

1. Taking pictures at functions (very embarrassing).
2. Playing Candy crush
3. And watching movies.

Aside from Pastors, lecturers and ICT professionals, most tablet users are just carrying their tablets (device that has 100,000,000 times the power of the computer that was used to land man on the moon) without unlocking its full potentials.
I lie?

other things they do with their tablets are:

4. Facebooking
5.Twittering( In a negative way most times though)
6. Taking Selfies
7. Listening to Music

franciskaine:
that's the secret not meant for me and you now, only the ogas @ the top know this.

I believe the judgment is based on the report of the General who was moved immediately after the mutiny. Why wasn't he summoned to the GCM? Thats why military trials in this country are kangaroo trials.

allisonluvsu:
I can hardly believe what i saw but the tweet sent by Singer Daniel Wilson to Rivers State Governor was kind of funny. What do you think of the tweet below:
[img]http://2.bp..com/-9n8uyiuuA7Y/VJGCOzt0tpI/AAAAAAAEHlc/jTrdfCqZ5lE/s1600/1.png[/img]

Source: http://lindaikeji..com/2014/12/singer-daniel-wilson-shades-governor.html

Poster: www.loadedvilla.com

What is Danny wilsons' contribution to Nigerian economy? Amaechi has achievements to boast of an how about you? Have you become another tribal politician or speaking for the President or about Amaechis' failure?

franciskaine:
Fifty-four of the 59 soldiers standing trial for mutiny and conspiracy to commit mutiny have bagged the death sentence. They are to face the firing squad having been found guilty of the offences.

The General Court Martial, which has been sitting since October, however, discharged and acquitted five of the soldiers.

Delivering the judgment at the Mogadishu Cantonment, Abuja Wednesday night, chairman of the GCM, Major General Musa Yusuf, said the soldiers reserved the right to appeal the verdict at a higher authority.

The 59 soldiers were among the troops engaged in counter insurgency operations in Borno, Yobe and Adamawa states, where the Boko Haram insurgents have taken over a number of Nigerian towns and villages in Northeastern Nigeria.

The soldiers were accused of refusing lawful orders to fight, an offence the military authorities described as conspiracy and mutiny.

The first batch of soldiers that were tried for mutiny also bagged the death sentence for shooting at their commanding officer. The verdict is being appealed by their lawyers.

All the 59 soldiers had pleaded not guilty to the charges preferred against them by the General Court Martial during the trial.


http://thenationonlineng.net/new/mutiny-54-soldiers-face-firing-squad-five-freed/

Ground of appeal?

Did the general court martial establish the grounds of the mutiny and how did it treat those grounds?

lalasticlala:
Comedian and movie produce AY posted a photo of himself training with the Nigerian female football team, Super Falcons as they prepare for next year’s female World Cup scheduled for between June 6 to July 5, 2015 in Canada.

AY tweeted:‘It was nice training with our national heroes. Thanks to@onosky5 @superzeee for the jerseys. I am so proud of u 2.’


http://www.lailasblog.com/2014/12/comedian-ay-trains-with-super-falcons.html?m=1

Na wa for this man. E no go train with men but go look young women bum bum for field. Shame no dey even catch am sef? Eleti Ehoro!

go say it coz he might be expecting you to say something.

idris93:
Boko Haram leader, Abubakar Shekau, has threatened to attack the Emir of Kano, Muhummadu Sanusi II, in retaliation for the Emir’s call on Kano residents and other Nigerians to arm and defend themselves against the terror organization.

In a new video released weekend, Mr. Shekau said his group does not consider Mr. Sanusi a true Muslim, and will attack him whenever an opportunity presents itself.

The Emir had earlier issued a call to arms after a series of deadly attacks by suspected Boko Haram militants in Kano.

Speaking at Kano’s central Mosque in October, the Emir charged the people of Kano to arm and defend themselves against the sect, which is responsible for more than 13,000 deaths.

Militants later launched a deadly assault on the Mosque on Friday, November 28, detonating multiple bombs and shooting worshippers to death.
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/173429-boko-haram-leader-shekau-releases-new-video-vows-attack-emir-sanusi-kano.html

These morons again.

Papertrail11:
my dear is because of economic exploitation and a few other shenanigans dang may pull with this kind of assest. We've seen situations where cement sold for 1500 and above in nigeria is being sold in other countrys in w.africa for 600 yu get it now

Realise the problems these industrialists go through before they get the product to the average Nigerian. The largest cost centre in their operations is energy costs,which is eventually passed on to me and you. How many industries are the West Africa Region compared to what is obtainable in Nigeria?

No oil minister in Nigeria including General Muhammadu Buhari ever thought of expanding the capacity of the NNPC since its establishment.

May Allah protect Alhaji Aliko Dangote for this project and grant him long life and prosperity.

Papertrail11:
no offense but this kind of asset should not be owned by a person in a country for me this should strictly be a govetnment owned assest my worry is in the area of abuse exploitation and maybe economic sabotage.

Nigeria dosent have a fuctioning refinery yet dang wanna build his in 3years .Otonjo iwella what hav e you been doing with out subsidy money couldnt you guys have saved part of it to build something like dat of dangote you dont have sense mrs otondo iwella you are incompent you havent helped better the lives of ordinary Nigerians. no wondet they gave a medical doctor (dentist) world bank job over you fooooool.

Why do you think that this kind of project should not be owned by an individual? This is a capitalist country and there is no holds barred as to what you own provided you dont break the law.

etunoman76:
http://www.punchng.com/news/old-people-cause-of-nigerias-troubles-jonathan/

Pure trash. This GEJ enjoys his own voice above everybody else. This buckpassing about old and young people is just rubbish.

magnanimity

The marriage of Figaro(Le Figaro) - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.

emusmith:
Rumuagholu.

Its extremely terrible here.

dudemax:
Dear Nairalanders, u know i always run to u guys when gbese dey. Pls help advise a friend who is in urgent need of it. I have dis friend who is in love with his girl, I tink dey both love each oda soo much especially the girl. But the problem now b say he found out dat the girl is 2yrs older Dan him. nd judgin from wia he is comin from I tink dia mite b wahala if he decides to let his pipol knw abt it. His question now is, should he go ahead marrying her? Does age really matter? Nd d funny tin is dat dis my guy has always being a strong critic of the above topic. He has always believed dat guys should be older Dan dia ladies. Now d tin don dey happen to am.. (Lol) pls guys wots ur take on dis, cos an introduction suppose happen dis December. Ur advise is urgently needed weda good or bad. Uncle seun pls help push dis topic. It's urgent!!!

Love and not age, sentiments and culture should be the foundation for any friendships or marriage.Age does not matter.

WTF?

Ok/ Does any one wanna go camping with gees at Obudu cattle ranch.

emusmith:
It's really getting freezing cold...#sneezes#

How is your body temperature and how is it doing you?

Are you missing someone?

Share your harmattan feelings here>>>

I am in Kaduna and freaking cold. Where are u?

koife:
I have noticed with a bit of pains that prayer works
on people and not me!

I have had the opportunity to pray and intercede for
people and it comes out positive, but one surprising
fact
is that I hardly get answers when I pray for
myself...

It all started during my degree years; I will teach and even help people during examination but often time their result comes out better than mine.

Fast forward to 2days ago. I prayed for someone who was
koboless, to have a surprise gift to the tune of
hundred
of thousands for a project she scrambled for. Less
than 56 hours later, she got it.

I personally dropped someone's CV to be considered for
bank job and less than 20hours letter the person
received a call for interview.

And today I prayed and
my kid sis was given a visa....where as I have tried
severally without succeeding.

This, amongst other
bizzare
experiences have become a cause for concern.

Matured advice only please!

Let someone else with higher spiritual powers intercede on your behalf.

chagel:
imagine

If you do not have anything to contribute, then keep off the comments here. We need bold and concerned people to make comments about how to protect human rights in our country Nigeria.

elo ni?

nkadoj:
Buchukwu. Mind how you talk to strangers,. Before you get you ass into trouble, My office number is their, more than 10 Nairalanders have come to my office to pick more than 3 each, More Nairalanders have ordered which they have recieved their packages. so please stop using filter languages on here, mind your speech. Pls

Dont mind that troll. He has no respect

wildguy:
Two days ago, on my way home from work around 9pm, I was stopped by some police men for carrying a laptop. The mistake I made was I did not have the receipt and my ID on me. They put me in a danfo bus and headed to their station. On the way they picked up anybody they saw that had a bag on them. There was even a guy that had a laptop with him with his ID card and receipt that they picked "cause he was walking around with a laptop alone". They seized all our phones till we got to the police station.

When we got to the police station they separated those of us that had laptops from those that didn't. All of us with laptops were branded yahoo boys. They told us to turn on our systems so they can analyse what was on the system. When I switched on my own they saw visual studio with codes and sql server open (I am a developer) and they concluded that that was the software that I use in scamming my clients. After punching and slapping me for not telling them the truth of how I do my operation (they opened my yahoomail account and saw nothing that suggested that I was a yahoo guy), they packed my bag with my laptop and locked me in a cell(there were about 20 guys in the cell). They allowed me to make some calls before they locked me up.

My folks later came to bail me out around 2 in the morning and can you imagine that after collecting money for bail they asked for money from me to collect my belongings that was with them (They said I had to pay for the fuel money)

I got home and I was thinking

a. Are we saying that someone with a laptop cannot work around with it, even if the person has a receipt and an ID card?
b. How many people have they kept in the cell without any just reason or just cause "they were walking alone"?
c. Is there no agency that punishes law enforcers for abusing their power?
d. What training do the officers go through for them to separate a developer, photo editor, graphics designer from a yahoo guy?
e. How do we want to develop ourselves in the field of ICT when everybody that carries a laptop is called a yahoo guy?

This is where most Nigerians got it wrong. Whenever you are in police trouble. Don't be afraid to engage a lawyer , especially a human rights lawyer in as much as you did not commit any crime. We as citizens have always been giving the Nigerian Police Force a free ride for a long time and if you do not make an example of one of them, the rest will not desist from repeating the same thing. Four crimes happened to you and you suffered it in the hands of the police who are expected to be your protection of last resort: 1. Kidnapping 2. Extortion 3.Illegal torture and 4. Denial/Abuse of your fundamental human rights. A policeman with no sufficient grounds of accusing you of a crime can be tried and sued in his own name separately from a suit you will sue the police force itself. Dont fret. Do the right thing as we are no longer under military rule. Its not too late.

sipping pinacolada

how much is this ride?

Tribalism and ofe mmanu