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Chizzy20:
My dad informed me of my cousin's wedding dat would b taking place at d village dis festive period, i den used d opportunity to ask him if its a must to do ones traditional wedding at d village, he was lyk yes its a must especially for we d female kids cos its customary so it won't seem as if we re OSU cos am from d eastern part of Nigeria nd to also show d family we re getting married to dat we ve roots and cum from sumwhere..I immediately closed d subject cos I didn't want to argue wit him, bt left wit me would prefer doing mine where I base..just want to know ur take on dis.

Get to know that our African culture as beautiful as it is, has a a lot of drawbacks. One of them is the idea under discussion. Well just respect the culture coz u cant change it.

deawong:
Son of Senator Victor Ndoma-Egba, Nigeria's Senate Majority Leader, Hugo Bassey, just showed off his collection of watches on his instagram
page.

He's the same guy who showed off the
interior of his father's palatial home recently.

source: http://adeniranfam..com/2014/12/photo-sen-ndoma-egbas-son-shows-off-his.html

Again Why wont any politician in this country steal money?

starlingleanets:
Samson prayed a wrong prayer and He died with his enemy He prayed thus "Let me die with the philistines" dats a wrong prayer and many today like Samson are praying the wrong prayer and their life end up been like Samson;a stagnant life.

Here are some wrong prayer often praye
d in the church

1. Holy Ghost Fire: haba, Holy Spirit is sent to convict the world of Sin,righteousness and sin how come He go dey Fire people He was sent to lead to Jesus?

2. My enemy Die! Die!: When its obvious u r the enemy of urself u r indirectly praying for ur own death; Ignorance at his highest peak.

3. Cover me with the blood of Jesus; Haba, who taught u that? The blood of Jesus is for the cleansing of Sin; However his name alone is a stronghold where u can hide.

4. The enemy of the gospel should die: Na u alone the Kingdom of God is made for? The Lord does not want any perish but all men to repentance and be saved.

5. God hear;God accept: Na dis one bad most,in yoruba it says "Oluwa gbo,Oluwa gba" Na by force He must to answer? Moses ask the Lord to blot his name out of the book of Life if the Lord has heeded his prayer where will Moses go?Sure, Hell. There is a way that seems perfect to man but its end is destruction. What u r forcing God to do for u may be d thing that will end ur life here on earth nd make u lose heaven, perhaps thats the reason it seems He does not answer you for u know not what u are asking for.

Many prayed in ignorance and thought their prayers are not answer.God will not give u something that will hurt u. Pray in the will of the Father and ur prayers will be answered.

If u have some wrong prayers often prayed in Church please post them that the church may learn the will of God.

Holy Ghost Fire Burning Church!

Men that was a risk you took by taking his pictures oh! What if he had a weapon? Be very careful how you do such as he may be amember of a syndicate. In any case the guy must be a bloody crook. Why did he run away? As u rightly said, this is Xmas period and everybody better watch out.

Chibest2000:
Source: Sweetdating

Sorry nt really me! Copied it 4rm a website n thought advises n suggestions could help someone here who might b in dsame shoe with d original poster. Tnx!!

send her packing out of the house and explain to your wife.

ireneony:
here are my list of husband materials on nairaland. Some of my criteria of choosing them are:
1.Honest
2.they respect ladies (I have never come across were they have an e-fight with a lady)
3.they are intelligent
4.funny
5.handsome
6.they are leaders
7.they bold
8.their write up gives me life

1.https://www.nairaland.com/amefrica
2. https://www.nairaland.com/chibwike
3. https://www.nairaland.com/clevvermind
4. https://www.nairaland.com/emusmith
5. https://www.nairaland.com/kilokeys
6. https://www.nairaland.com/lefulefu
7. https://www.nairaland.com/obinoscopy
8. https://www.nairaland.com/seun
9. https://www.nairaland.com/iceberylin
10. https://www.nairaland.com/tosyne2much



cheers


guys don't be angry I didn't add you to the list.
ladies, you can add who you think deserve to be on the lisy

I therefore award you Ph D in Matchmaking.

bluehorizo:
What is your email?

oryxsmeconsulting@gmail.com

lagtech:
Hi Nairalanders. This is Lagtech-we started this thread on March 23rd and delivered services and products to many Nairalanders. The crash of Nairaland caused the loss of not only the thread-but my username. I had to re-register on Nairaland and as a 'newbie' I couldn’t create a thread in certain sections including the Computer section and the Tech Market-until today.
　
We will waited for Nairaland's go ahead we got busy creating threads at these places:

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CraigsList
Many Nairalanders have gotten items for cheap and even for free through us on Craigslist-but in recent weeks-the many pick up requests has made many frustrated- they want their item picked up and when we cant-it becomes frustrating. The limited hours in a day, the informality of Craigslist-where some sellers are just not serious makes picking up hard sometimes.
As a resullt -we have employed a driver so that pick ups can be faster. We are testing this and if it works well-it will be permanent.
Please note the following:
1) All pick ups are $30. If you are ordering multiple items at once-the 2nd item is $25-3rd item is $20-4th and other items $15.
2) We only deal with minneapolis.craigslist.org This area is known as the Twin Cities and includes the cities of Minneapolis and St.Paul (the capital of Minnesota) and the dozens of cities around these two cities. We charge the cost of petrol to pick up these items.
Minneapolis–Saint Paul is the most populous urban area in the U.S. state of Minnesota, and is composed of 182 cities and townships built around the Mississippi, Minnesota and St. Croix rivers. The area is also nicknamed the Twin Cities for its two largest cities, Minneapolis, with the highest population, and Saint Paul, the state capital. It is a classic example of twin cities in the sense of geographical proximity.

Its about 16483.07 km²- about as big as
The Twin Cities area is as big as Lagos State all the way to Osun and Ondo State -so you can imagine the driving time for one pick up.
FACTS ABOUT THE STATE OF MINNESOTA
1) The state is about a quarter the size of Nigeria. Minnesota is 225,181 km² - while Nigeria is 923,768 km².

Craigslist Petrol Charges.
We only deal with minneapolis.craigslist.org. This covers an area bigger than Lagos, Ogun, Oyo, Oshun states. Each time we pick up for you-there is the cost of petrol to these cities besides the applicable commission.
Under minnespolis.craigslist.org there are 6 counties. We live in Hennepin County which is the largest. Hennepin county inlcudes many cities and is half the size of Lagos State.
The counties with some of the cities and petrol costs are:
Hennepin County
Anoka/Chisago/Isanti County
Wright
Washington
Dakota/Scott
Carver/Sherburne/Wright


Some Cities and Petrol Costs
$3
Champlin
$5
Brooklyn Park
$7
Anoka
Brooklyn Center
$10
Maple Grove
North Minneapolis
Mounds View
Fridley
Columbia Heights
New Brighton
$15
Downtown Minneapolis
South Minneapolis
White Bear Lake
St.Paul
$20
North St.Paul
South St.Paul
Maplewood
$25 and up
ST.Cloud
Bordering cities in the State of Wisconsin like Hudson
St. Cloud-$30
Rochester (only by special request) $50

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We have succesfully shipped going to a thousand items for nairalanders in the last 2 months. In several instances-we have had some clients frustrated with the speed of shipping. There are several forms of shipping.
1) Our recommended shipper-Sovereign Cargo-
Charge is $5 per pound. Whatever your item weighs multipled by $5. 1 pound is 0.5 kg
We ship every Wednesday and it is available for our pick up after going through pick up earliest the following week Saturday (11 days). In some instances it extends to the following weekend (thats almost 20 days).
We have used our shippers-SC-for over 3 years and they have been wonderful. With them -you can be best assured-
-No theft
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-No asking for extra money after shipping
-No sudden increase in fees
There are only two updates for this shipping:
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2) After it lands-and clears Customs-shippers contact our Lagos people and we update you to pick up.
Please check our website www.nairavault.com/shipupdates.htm to track your shipment.
By this method-you have the following options to get your item:
1) Have the items sent to you directly so that you pick up your self from Compact Logistics int'l ltd, 4 ileshomi str by afijalo roundabt mafoluku, oshodi-very close to the airport.
2) Have our man pick up your items as is our practice. If this is your choice-you have the following choices:
a) Meet him at the Compact Logistics-usually 11am on a Monday.
b) Meet him at his Isolo office-ANY ITEM NOT PICKED UP THAT MONDAY ATTRACTS A SURCHAGE as there is the added cost of transporting to Isolo.
c) Have a Transporter shipped to your location. There are many options. You can either contact Jimmy -08102743983 to handle this for you or check for the many transporters that offer services on Nairaland.
OR
If the item is addressed to you Directly your transporter can pick up from Compact Logistics directly.

OTHER PLACES
Aside from Craigslist and Ebay -there are many places you can also buy from.
liquadation.com is one place.
There are many others.

How much will bring these item to Nigeria.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/141505223311?_trksid=p2059210.m2748.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

A thief is always a thief.

God is Great

ochejoseph:
Moving from a comatose rail system to what we presently have despite the huge expenditure expended in tackling insurgency coupled with the beheading, kidnap and killing of many rail construction workers is commendable!

in a few weeks time the president will also be commissioning sub saharan Africa's First speed rail

How old are these refurbished scraps and how many days will it take you from Lagos to Kano and back?

Thats the reason why Nollywood should move magic based scripts to more surreal and modern story telling.

Mcbussy:
I'm sure u watch hollywood movies...If u don't know Steven Spielberg, then you are not enlightened

Its like using Facebook and not knowing Mark Zuckerberg or using Nairaland without knowing Seun Osewa

This one na correct yab

justi4jesu:
Bidding has Ended on the item or Did you win the Bid? Let me know before i proceed.

Yes I won it thats why i want to know how much will bring the item here.

350k for the odyssey?

I just won this auction today. How much will bring these item to Nigeria?

http://www.ebay.com/itm/141505223311?_trksid=p2059210.m2748.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

How much will bring these item to Nigeria.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/141505223311?_trksid=p2059210.m2748.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

ko rin erin

It means my President cannot use his initiative where and when necessary. Daft.

A new beginning for true opposition politics to start. The only constant thing in the world is change.

Threse are pictures from the North Central/middle belt people. Riyom is in present day Plateau state.

ifyclose2:
and your s.tupidity will not let you realize that billions of naira which would have helped equip these brave men were EMBEZZLED by corrupt military/defence chiefs.

on point

TheRealMrStan:
http://lindaikeji..com/2014/12/photos-yet-another-hero-fallen-by-boko.html?

[img]http://4.bp..com/-2dcS-O7zgG0/VJMybcSBwCI/AAAAAAAEIUI/BYAPDTldBjI/s1600/4.png[/img]

[img]http://3.bp..com/-qmIL3T1E8ZI/VJMzDunk3MI/AAAAAAAEIUQ/Mkkld_vGi5c/s1600/1.png[/img]

May his soul rest in peace, Amen

And for those who lay their lives down to for their Nation to be one, May the Almighty Allah grant the departed Jannat Firdaus. May He grant the families the fortitude to bear the loss. Ameen.

robedu:
A NEW HUZZLING WAYS HAS EMERGED FOR BAD AND LAZY GUYS

I don't know if other successful career ladies do come across this clowns, it's quite funny.

So some guys find out that you are successful as a lady, instead of carrying guns to rob they want to pass through your heart.

Have had few experiences but the one of today makes me laugh so hard(please note i am not saying career ladies dont find love oo, real love everywhere but i cannot understand why some silly ones do this).

So i just met this guy in a friends wedding, i was the MC, he was one of the grooms men, we've known each other for sometimes now but we have never talked.

So he used the opportunity at the wedding to get my number and we took the conversation to whatsapp, before we could say jack, he has proclaim all the love in the world, how he had always loved me, how he had always wish we were together etc.

Just three weeks into the discussion, i have not even accepted to be his girl friend, i told him i will think and pray about it but we kept on chatting sha and he always proclaim this love like he's serious lol.

On Tuesday, the bloody banking hall stroller (na banker e talk say e be na) came to me to say he want to buy a car, i should tell him how i bought mine, i redirected him to Elizade where i got mind and he started saying i should ask for pricing, i told him i cant go pricing cars when i am not the driver that he should walk into Elizade shop and make his findings. (Nairalanders that was just this monday oo).

Today, Oga banker came to me with several emails on my whatsapp and fb chat, sending me crying sticker, i ask what happened, he said he made a mistake in office so his boss gave him a query, transfer all the money from his account to his customer account he made the mistake on, so he is so broke and his mother just called he should send her a little money and her sis in Togo just called that he should send her Tfair back to Nigeria.

I said eyaa.. take it easy oo.

He said, now he is left with no option than to go and borrow one lady who works at a UBA bank close to his own bank Union Bank, i said good if she will give you, he said yes na, she will give him cos the lady has been disturbing him to have sex with her and date her, so she will fly over the opinion, i said ok, if that is ok by you.

The next thing he said, he wont go borrowing from the lady again, that she will disturb and force him to sleep with her if he does, i said ok good thought, he then said CAN YOU PLEASE BORROW ME 50K TO SOLVE THIS URGENT ISSUES I WILL GIVE YOU BACK ON FRIDAY WHEN MY BOSS RELEASE MY MONEY BACK TO MY ACCOUNT OR WHEN XMAS BONUS IS PAID.

LAUGH WON KILL ME FOR HERE I DEY

I TOLD HIM, YOU HAD BETTER GO AND ASK THE UBA STAFF THAT MAY GIVE YOU, BECAUSE I DO NOT HAVE A KOBO TO GIVE OUT TO YOU. ALL MY BUDGE IS FIXED

the guy is a 419. When next you date a guy, make sure he has a stable source of income, be he a career man or spare parts seller or anything.

This is the most clueless government in the world. What benefit will it bring to the common man in these crisis ridden times? We are not talking of reducing taxes to encourage foreign and local investments, not talking of banning imported goods produced in the country, not talking of reducing big governments and diversifying the economy to brace up for changes in the oil industry to cater for the discovery shale oil. Ngozi Okonjo Iweala lost all steam when she was not given the world bank job.

wierdpsycho:
upload a voice note then

the smiley will do

wierdpsycho:
I don"t hear anyone laughing

i am

They understand the word love better than our Nigerian ladies who monetize love.