God bless you real good OP. This is a MASTERPIECE!.

zephry:

let me tell u sister not everyone who fails, failed as a result of them giving up some people will just fail because they will fail

Wrong bro, nobody fails because he/she will fail. People fail because they gave up not knowing how close they were to SUCCESS.

RIP GALLANT SOLDIER. Nigeria is not worth dieing for.

Gourdoinc:
have u seen her when she is ill? maybe using the toilet? maybe early in the morning so you can smell her breath? maybe when she eats beans and releases a loud fart?

you need to see all these things because they are obsession killers. you will quickly realize she is just a girl and not all those things ur young childish mind is telling you.

every man gets tired of admiring a woman. you will soon get there. doesn't mean u should stop loving her sha. though it won't be unwise especially when she dumps you very soon. tik tok tik tok tik tok

Bro, you said it all. Mine is if i see a girl i like and the obsession thingy starts developing, i will jst have a mental picture of how she will look when pregnant, her swollen legs, frequent spits etc especially if there is no money( if neglect my future because of a girl, God forbids). My brother always have this in mind. "Money Over Bitches".

Nice one, broderly!.

jeeqaa7:
Who cares

We care.

Eehya.... They don dey force am to go marry. *More feminine*

E neva still no wetin happen? The goat double deer the python say e no fit swallow am. The converstation went as follows: Python: goat sey yhu know say I fit swallow yhu. Goat: na lie Python: i fit Goat: yhu no fit Python: oya make we try am In Burna boy's voice: naso the thing go.

dejt4u:
chances of her finishing with a first class in O.A.U would have been very slim.. that her year one result is not really exceptional in O.A.U. year one GP is always like that. m so sure, many of her colleagues then would have better GP in that 100L

Bro, yhu don talk am finish.

jaychubi:
First class Only in theory

Wake me up when Nigerians start making inventions and scientific discoveries, solving real life problem n building super big businesses

ur comment contradicts ur signature.

jaychubi:
First class Only in theory

Wake me up when Nigerians start making inventions and scientific discoveries, solving real life problem n building super big businesses

ur post contradicts ur signature.

All i see is SHIT FACTORY!

End time face

How do yhu know it's his own?

Even Mayweather own no kill Mcgregor.... End time PUNCH.

Daddy YO over killed it.

Mtcheww... Stupidity at its peak.

Nice one from Linda. You are worth emulating by Nigerian youths. Linda, the Oprah Winfrey of Nigeria, respect to Mo' Abudu though.

Rotfl,Lol,WLNP etc. These words dey pain me ehn!. For a fact,personally i think social media is overated. How person go be my friend for e.g Facebook, and if we see for road we go just waka pass ourselves. The thing dey funny me dieee!.

Nigerians are naturally FBIs

pyyxxaro:
When she done finally reach Hell'Fire
All these horse yansh go melt like nylon for Fire
Then her eye go clear

you wey dey go Heaven, we don hear yhu.

Hmm... Are you done talking

AMvanquish:
Ur fine if ur fine. This one go still fine even if she barb gorimapa.

yhu don talk am finish. She fine stupid lol.

Now i have your picture. Hahahahaha!. Kindly check my signature

7footre:
I finally agree that jazz is real

bros yhu no know b4. This one happened in my village infact my Grandpa's burial a guy(dancer) used his forehead to balance a very long and heavy ladder,he did the same with heavy wheel barrow and other things. Na that day i fear village people lol. Kindly check my signature

24sqm:
Who's behind that handle

lol.

dacovajnr:
The baby mama is based in abuja The baby mama had better be whyt if not one Lebanese dey involved coz na mixed babies I dey see Ooooo!

omo me sef see am o!. Kindly check my signature

No oo! Make der go fight more mtcheew. Kindly check my signature

serverconnect:
I just weak.

no be only yhu o. Kindly check my signature

Ehyaa, na so ur own take finish, Crime does not pay. Kindly check my signature

Anything yhu find yourself doing, do it well because pikin wey wash hin hand well go chop with kings. Kindly check my signature

Abeg make dis Buhari tenure end fast abeg. Wetin person no go hear for dis Buhari era. See Soldiers wey no show face when Fulanis dey hack people down anyhow even in their farms, see as der dey form Rambo now. I knew the Fulanis were cowards from the start. Kindly check my signature