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Crime › Re: Pastor Rapes Woman: After Pouring ‘holy Oil’ Into Her Private Part by rhymz(m): 1:40pm On Feb 20, 2011
That woman is a bloody lier and a blackmailer, I am very certain he had her consent before sleeping with her. How can a woman of 25 be so dumb not to know when sb is trying to do such with her?
From the request of coming to hos house in the night to pouring goya on her coochie, it does look like there was any resistance or naivety in the whole events. Looked like a plan the both of em where privy to until sth went wrong. This is some BS abeg
Politics › Re: Unilag Cultist Massacre On Valentine's Day by rhymz(op): 1:28pm On Feb 19, 2011
“The guy was bleeding through his nose
and right temple; his right eye and lips
were swollen. Even while he was down
and unconscious, the guy kept kicking
him with his boots; the beating was just
too much, ” said Ime Etim, a final year
student of the University of Lagos,
describing the assault that almost
resulted in the death of Jide Pinheiro, a
post-graduate student of the institution.
However, the extent of damage to Mr.
Pinheiro who has been in the hospital for
over three weeks remains unclear. His
right eye is swollen and he has trouble
forming images. The result of the CT scan
carried out on him has not been disclosed
to him, he said, and he could only guess
why.
The attack occurred on the evening of
October 30 this year, near the car park of
Mariere Hall. Eyewitnesses initially
thought Mr. Pinheiro had died after he fell
unconscious. “I was shaking where I was
standing,” added Mr. Etim.
According to witnesses, Chijioke Onuoha,
a 200 level student of Political Science
and his friend Donald Okeke repeatedly
hit Mr. Pinheiro on the head, with a brick.
Although they could not confirm the
reason for the attack, they heard Mr.
Onuoha shouting after the incident: “No
one can challenge me; there is nothing
anyone can do about it, don ’t you know
who I am?” Mr. Pinheiro was immediately
rushed to the school’s medical centre.
Three weeks have passed since Mr.
Pinheiro was temporarily confined to the
hospital bed. However, the students of
the institution say they are yet to see any
punishment meted out to the assailants,
and fear that the influence of his father, a
senior lecturer at the university, might be
the reason.
Chijioke Onuoha, also known as C.J, is a
part-time musician, and the son of
Browne Onuoha, a senior lecturer at the
institution ’s department of Political
Science, and the co-editor of Transition
Politics in Nigeria.
The incident at the park
In his hospital bed, and in a barely audible
voice, Mr. Pinheiro told NEXT he went to
the car park to buy suya, a barbecued
meat, when he saw Mr. Okeke and Mr.
Onuoha approaching their car which was
parked close by.
The trouble started when he overheard
one of them insult a lady: “One of them
said ‘get the be intimate with off the car’, I
was just looking, but in my mind, I was
like, ‘was that necessary?,’” said Mr.
Pinheiro.
After that, the two men accused him of
staring at them, and ordered him to kneel
down.
He said: “It was crazy; I don’t know why
they were acting like that. When I didn’t
move, the other one (Mr. Okeke) started
fiddling with his phone, like he was calling
somebody. I was like ‘I don’t want any
trouble’, but I knew what was coming
when one of them pushed me.
“ All I knew afterwards was waking up at
the hospital. To me, it was like a split
second, but obviously, it was not. I
blanked out instantly, it was later that
some of my friends told me he had also
hit my head against the metal
balustrades at the park. ”
At that point, Mr. Pinheiro fell
unconscious and it took him a week to
remember the events of the night. Some
of the witnesses who confirmed the
incident said they were amazed that Mr.
Pinheiro had not fought back.
“I still don’t understand why he did not
even raise an arm while the beating was
going on; the thing dey baffle me, ” said
Tunde Lawal, an eye witness.
“ I witnessed from when the guy (Mr.
Pinheiro) was standing tall, till he bent
low, the beating continued, and till he
was down, ” added Mr. Etim.
However, Mr. Pinheiro said he had not
defended himself because of a promise
he made to himself and his grandmother.
“ I have made up my mind not to be
violent; once, I had a fight with the driver
at home and my grandma wasn ’t happy,
so I promised myself not to fight anybody
again, ” he said.
Mr. Onuoha initially refused to speak with
NEXT when contacted on the phone,
“ You’d have to speak to my lawyer, that’s
all I’m gonna say to you,” he said.
He however admitted later that there had
been a fight but that he had acted in self-
defence. He claimed that Mr. Pinheiro had
drawn a knife from a nearby suya seller
and tried to attack him. He said Mr.
Pinheiro was in his way, and had not
moved when asked to move off.
“ I’m not gonna give you a long story; I’d
just say this: I told him to move out of the
way; he refused, he pushed me and I
pushed him back. He reached for the
Mallam ’s knife, and tried to stab me, so I
defended myself. It’s as simple as that; it’s
all I’m going to say to you,” he said.
In an interview with Monday, the suya
seller, he denied that Mr. Pinheiro took his
knife on the night, saying, “Na only this
knife I get for hand, and nobody take am
from me. ”
Efforts to reach Chijioke’s father, Mr.
Onuoha, at the Political Science
department of the university were
unsuccessful, as he was said to be out of
the country on sabbatical.
The circumstances surrounding the
attack remain unclear, but as Mr. Pinheiro
continues to wait for justice, his assailant
roams free.
Harris Longe, the school ’s Dean of
Students Affairs told NEXT that
investigations are underway but that any
action to be taken by the school would
follow a set of procedures, as is the norm
in the institution. “He’s going to face a
disciplinary panel that would determine if
he ’s to be rusticated or expelled; there are
laid down rules and regulations to that,”
he said, adding that “the panel would
decide how serious it is, but in this case, it
is serious because he (Mr. Pinheiro) was
hit on the head with an instrument; he
could have died. ”
He said the school cannot discipline the
other assailant, Mr. Okeke, because he is
not a student of the school but confirmed
however, that a report has been made to
the police, and he expects the victim to
follow-up on it.
The victim said he will press charges as
soon as leaves the hospital.
Politics › Re: Unilag Cultist Massacre On Valentine's Day by rhymz(op): 11:55am On Feb 19, 2011
Obviously, the writer is soliciting for more and authentic information of what actually had transpired that day in the campus. Am sure there are students of the University with privy knowledge of what happened that fateful day, here in the forum who can give us a vivid account of events that day. Commentaries on other sites point the problem to cultism, one would think such things are almost non-existent in a school like UniLag that has somehow managed to repress cultism in the campus. What could have gone wrong this time, some people think it is an outside hit, whatever it is those ba$tard should not be let to go scot free.
Politics › Unilag Cultist Massacre On Valentine's Day by rhymz(op): 11:46am On Feb 19, 2011
In many respects, the incident that
occurred on the night of Monday,
February 14, 2011 – Valentine’s Day – on
the campus of the University of Lagos
does not compare with what transpired in
Columbine High School, in Colorado,
United States, on Tuesday, April 20,
1999.
In Unilag, unconfirmed reports state two
persons are dead with a few others
injured, while in Columbine, 12 students
and a teacher were killed while another
24 people were injured. However, both
incidents amount to violence involving
guns on the premises of educational
facilities. Another difference may be the
resultant effect that these two incidents
have had on the institutions involved and
their larger societies.
On the night of February 14, 2011, in the
New Hall area of the University of Lagos
campus, an incident occurred that the
authorities have described as a “fracas”,
an “incident which occurred… in the late
hours of Monday, February 14, 2011,
where two persons were reportedly
injured….” While the cause of the “fracas”
may not be clear, as many versions are
available, depending on who you are talk
to, the situation seems a little more
serious – two people may be dead.
Reports indicate someone was shot in the
head at point blank range, while another
was mutilated with a machete. The said
incident is brewing fear of reprisal attacks
by the warring parties.
In October 30, 2010, Chijioke Onuoha, a
300-level student of Political Science,
University of Lagos, in collaboration with
an accomplice, readjusted the facial
features of a postgraduate student on
the campus, to the chagrin of everyone
present. While it appears Onuoha and his
partner in crime could not possibly have
any just cause for the disconcerting act,
findings suggest they have suffered no
repercussion for their condemnable
action. The point here, as alarming and
farfetched as it may seem, is there
appears to be a wave of violent acts on
the campus, and even more alarming is
the fact that these actions do not trigger
the sort of response one expects from the
relevant stakeholders.
The Columbine High School Massacre,
although by every standard far
outweighs the Unilag incident, did have a
lot of consequences. Far-reaching federal
and state legislations were introduced,
including gun-control laws to ensure
similar events do not recur. A hands-on
approach by the stakeholders to curb the
menace, you might say. Likewise, urgent
steps need be taken to ensure we do not
gravitate to the point where people –
students or not – become convinced they
can “pull a columbine.” If Onuoha and
friend can smash a person’s face and
nothing is done; or unidentified persons
can pull off attacks on campus without
obvious consequences, we may just be
on our way to witnessing orchestrated
attacks reminiscent of a John Woo action
flick on our campuses.
Proper information management is
crucial to running any organisation, at
whatever level and on whatever scale.
Collection and distribution of information
to those with a right to know is crucial to
solving problems involving stakeholders.
Security agencies employ this method all
the time, as there is bound to be someone
who possesses information required in
solving a mystery. Harbouring
information, on the other hand, leads to
more mysteries; the resultant
uncertainty places a strain on those
managing the information. All
stakeholders have a right to know what
transpired on the night of February 14,
2011, on the campus of the University of
Lagos. Only then can we successfully
map out strategies to forestall future
occurrences.
Politics › Libya's Gaddhafi Faces Threat Of Life: Bahrain's Offer Snubbed by rhymz(op): 11:15am On Feb 19, 2011
Two of the Middle East's most entrenched
rulers were battling to stay in power on
Saturday amid reports of dozens of
protesters killed in Libya and an offer of
talks by Bahrain's king being rebuffed.
Unrest has spread from Tunisia and
Egypt to Bahrain, Libya, Yemen and
Djibouti, presenting the United States
with the dilemma of maintaining stability
in the oil-rich region while upholding the
right to demonstrate for democratic
change.
Libyan security forces killed 35 people in
the eastern city of Benghazi late on
Friday, Human Rights Watch cited
witnesses and hospital sources as
saying, in the worst violence of Muammar
Gaddafi's four decades in power.
Protests against Gaddafi's rule this week,
inspired by the uprisings in Tunisia and
Egypt, were met with a fierce crackdown,
but restrictions on the media have made
it difficult to establish the full extent of
the violence.
New York-based Human Rights Watch
said the killings on Friday took to 84 its
estimate for the death toll over three
days of protests -- most of its focused in
the restive region around Benghazi.
It said the deaths in the city, 1,000 km
(600 miles) east of Tripoli, happened
when security forces opened fire on
people protesting after funeral
processions for people killed in earlier
violence. There has been no official word
on the number of dead.
"We put out a call to all the doctors in
Benghazi to come to the hospital and for
everyone to give blood because I've never
seen anything like this before," the group
quoted a senior hospital official as saying.
"Special forces who have a very strong
allegiance to Gaddafi are still fighting
desperately gain to control, to gain
ground and the people are fighting them
street by street," said a resident of
Benghazi identified as Mohammed by the
BBC.
In Bahrain, a key U.S. ally and home to the
U.S. Middle East fleet, the main Shi'ite
opposition bloc has rejected a dialogue
call from the king after this week's unrest
in the island, a Shi'ite ex-lawmaker said
on Saturday.
"We don't feel there is a serious will for
dialogue because the military is in the
streets," Ibrahim Mattar, a member of the
Wefaq bloc which quit parliament on
Thursday, told Reuters.
Mattar said the authorities would have to
"accept the concept of constitutional
monarchy" and pull troops off the streets
before any dialogue could begin.
"Then we can go for a temporary
government of new faces that would not
include the current interior or defense
ministers," he said.
Bahrain's king offered a national dialogue
with all parties on Friday to try to end the
unrest which has cost six lives and
hundreds of other casualties since
Monday.
More than 60 people were in hospital on
Saturday being treated for wounds
sustained when Bahraini security forces
fired on protesters as they headed to
Pearl Square the previous day.
Politics › Allegation: Government In Secret Talks To Extradite James Ibory Back To Nigeria by rhymz(op): 10:58am On Feb 19, 2011
SaharaReporters has learnt from
several authoritative sources that
Nigeria's ruler, Goodluck Jonathan, is
seeking a deal with the UK and United
Arab Empire (UAE) to allow former
Governor James Ibori of Delta State to
return to Nigeria.
A source within the Jonathan
administration familiar with the
details of the deal said that Mr.
Jonathan is “trying to persuade Britain
and Dubai that to let Chief Ibori come
back to Nigeria for a trial that would be
a soft landing. ”
Mr. Ibori, who is currently being held in
Dubai, has lost his legal battles to
avoid extradition to the UK where
prosecutors have prepared a case file
detailing his extensive money
laundering activities during the eight
years he ran Delta State. Several of
Mr. Ibori ’s associates, including his
wife, Theresa Nkoyo Ibori, mistress
Udoamaka Okoronkwo (nee Onuigbo),
sister, Christine Ibori-Ebie, and his
London-based lawyer, XXY, have
been convicted by a Southwark Crown
Court on money laundering charges.
Most of them are serving five-year jail
terms.
A high level diplomatic source told
Saharareporters that the delay in
repatriating Mr. Ibori to London was as
a result of the highly secretive
negotiations that Mr. Jonathan
initiated with the government of
Britain to facilitate the embattled
former governor ’s return to Nigeria.
“President Jonathan is assuring
Britain that James Ibori will be tried by
a Nigerian court, but the deal is to
offer Chief Ibori the same kind of trial
given to Mrs. Cecilia Ibru, ” said a
source, a member of Mr. Jonathan’s
inner circles.
SaharaReporters sources said
Jonathan not only bought the plan to
have Ibori face trial in Nigeria but is
also using all kinds of inducements to
secure British cooperation. “He’s
offering more concessions to UK oil
interests in Nigeria to ensure that his
proposal on Ibori is endorsed, ” said a
source.
Once the UK gives its assent, the
proposal would then be sent to the
monarchy in the UAE who will send
Ibori back to Nigeria – to face another
kangaroo trial.
A source in the UK told
Saharareporters earlier today: “We are
appalled that the Nigerian
government is pursuing a course of
action calculated to enable Mr. Ibori to
evade proper prosecution, ” adding
that “the current move calls into
grave question the Nigerian
government ’s commitment to fighting
financial crimes.”
A legal expert in the UK said the
chances were “extremely good that
Ibori would be found guilty in the UK,
but I can ’t say the same would be true
if he’s tried in Nigeria.”
Several sources familiar with
Jonathan ’s effort to broker a highly
secretive deal in Ibori’s favor disclosed
that the current governor of Delta
state, Emmanuel Uduaghan, was
responsible for forcing Jonathan to
embrace the proposal. Mr. Uduaghan,
who is Ibori ’s maternal first cousin,
was handpicked by Ibori to succeed
him.
One source said that Governor
Uduaghan insisted that his total
support for Jonathan's presidential
campaign would be predicated on Mr.
Jonathan using his executive muscle
to ensure Ibori ’s return to Nigeria
instead of his extradition to the UK.
Mr. Uduaghan, a medical doctor, is
also indicted in EFCC reports. His
name also featured in testimony at
the Southwark Crown Court as a
principal facilitator of many of Mr.
Ibori ’s money laundering schemes. As
reported earlier by Saharareporters,
Mr. Uduaghan, who served as
secretary to the government during
Ibori ’s tenure, played a key role in
Ibori’s widespread looting of Delta
State funds.
Two sources told Saharareporters
that Mr. Uduaghan warned Jonathan
that Niger Delta governors would
neither forgive him nor campaign
wholeheartedly for him unless he
midwifes a deal to bring Mr. Ibori back
to Nigeria. “President Jonathan is so
desperate to carry the south-south
that he was willing to do anything in
order to avoid the risk of losing the
region, ” said a source.
Two years ago, Mr. Ibori was tried on
170 counts of money laundering, but
was discharged and acquitted by
Justice Marcellus Awokulehin, a
corrupt judge handpicked by Ibori to
preside over the case at the Federal
High Court in Asaba, capital of Delta
State. Saharareporters reported that
Mr. Awokulehin received $5 million to
clear the former governor of the
corruption charges.
C
Politics › Re: What We Did Not Know About Buhari by rhymz(m): 8:44pm On Feb 17, 2011
9ijaMan:
Apparently you live in a completely different planet, or, better still, your expectations of your government is, at best, myopic and laughable. If voters registration, steady flow of fuel (as you claim) and structured INEC is you perception of good governance, then I reserve my comment as I've nothing to say to you for now, as I'm gutted at you display of knowledge about good leadership. Abeg keep wallowing in your ignorance o!
it is you who is not being realistic and fair with what you expect of GEJ. Truth be told GEJ has made some noticeable progress that should be commended while we expect him to do more. Steady fuel supply and pricing system is one of his biggest achievements. Before now, the pricing system was so prejudiced against the eastern region that you wonder sometimes if it is part of Nigeria. But now of it is N70 in lagos, PH , Enugu, Owerri sell thesame thing. The ability of INEC to ve registered more than 60 million eligible voters using the DDC system is a feat that should be appluaded cos it will greatly reduce election malpractices to a very significant percentage. In the area of electric supply he has made a lot of noticeable efforts too. So dont play down his achievements like he must change Nigeria overnight before you recognize he is doing sth, development is a gradual process, it doe not happen overnight.
Celebrities › Re: Mona Lisa Chinda Mocks Ex Husband's Wedding by rhymz(m): 7:38pm On Feb 17, 2011
Nollywood actress and Glo ambassador,
Monalisa Chinda life goes on but not
without a word or two for her ex-
husband,Dejo Richards who recently got
married to another woman.
In her reaction to the way her ex-
husband showered encomium on the
new wife, Monalisa says ” The whole
story is laughable, I am happy for the new
couple in town.
In response to another question on what
she felt the day she got information and
BB pings on the wedding of her ex, she
smiled and told the reporter “I didn’t feel
any how,honestly, I am happy for him,I
don ’t feel anyhow,good luck to them.
The crack in Monalisa Chinda and Dejo
Richards became obvious in 2009 shortly
Monalisa was paid millions of Naira by
Telecmmunication company, Globacom.
She was endorsed among other
Nollywood stars endorsed as glo
Ambassadors.
There was accusation and counter
accusations from both parties over greed.
While Monalisa disclosed that her
husband relied so much on her income
and also was on the habit of beating her,
Dejo Richards alleged that his wife was
‘ money drunk’. According to him,
Monalisa is misbehaving because of the
money she collected from Glo. He also
said some producers and single actresses
in Nollywood are bad influence on his
wife.
Politics › Re: Mubarak Has Decided To Step Down As President Of Egypt by rhymz(m): 3:27pm On Feb 17, 2011
koastar:
It seems you didn't read my post or you find it difficult to understand English. This is my post again and please read carefully
LOL. . .you just had to be so cold on her. . Forgive the lady, she is increasingly becoming senile by the day.
Politics › Re: Imo Indigenes In Uk Adopt Acn by rhymz(m): 11:24am On Feb 17, 2011
fstranger3:
^^^

Kobo has no respect for herself

She has never experienced orgas-m by way of penetration; hence, the endless arguments, as that seems the only she gets to feel what other people feel naturally.
LOL
sometimes I wonder if you are the coherent version of becomrich and sometimes you sound downright like Buzegee. . Got me lafin like a mad man here.
Politics › Re: Imo Indigenes In Uk Adopt Acn by rhymz(m): 11:19am On Feb 17, 2011
spade:
Beautiful. Just the way I love it. Already getting antagonistic? And I'm just warming up grin
She got me laughing hard with her last post, which was riddled with so many logical inconsistencies, as well as failed attempts at wise sarcasm (which have all flopped hard, of course); but it turns out this new post of hers is even worse. I've had meaningful debates with many reasonable individuals who, very much unlike you, have got the intelligence, substance and sense of sound objectivity to actually back up their claims effectively. So, my dear Kobojunkie, on this here thread, I'm going to have the sweet pleasure of properly exposing you for the shamefully clueless and condescending individual you truly are. And these are my points:

Point #1: Victim Complex
First and foremost, I find it funny you actually typed this heaping mess of a post above, when it is glaring to every reader in here that this diatribe of yours holds absolutely no water. Or are you also being 'sarcastic' once again? grin
Here - let me revisit the chain of events just to boost your brain up to speed:
1. Kobo tries to be funny
2. Houvest objects
3. Kobo demands evidence
4. Kobo gets outsmarted and taken to the cleaners
5. Kobo, realizing she had just been defeated, decides to focus on Houvest's choice of words (seriously, exactly how pathetic are you?) grin
6. Kobo gets SCHOOLED
7. Kobo meaninglessly rambles on about being attacked
8. Spade shows her the error of her ways
9. And the wailing continues.

Yeah, that's more like it. I hope this tackles each and every one of the meaningless garbage you just typed up there. Next.
Point #2: Hypocrisy And Desperation
Wow! grin You know what I find funny? In your desperate attempt to actually score some cheap points, you've unwittingly butchered the same thing you've been preaching to people all along, which is the practice of Reading And Processing. Now, could you please carefully read my posts and tell me exactly when I made[b] any[/b] personal attacks in your direction resembling the above quoted?
You see? You were so quick to paint me black, but only ended up exposing your own hypocrisy. You been wan open my yansh make we believe say you dey rack sense, but as God dey work things, na im you come open your own yansh, much to your self-humiliation. grin
I've seen your antics on other threads, where you constantly charge people on to "Focus on the argument" - but isn't it just funny that, after getting served by Houvest on this thread, you resorted to picking on his usage of the word, "Spurious," instead of actually focusing on the subject matter?
With all these blatant goofs of yours, exactly how do you expect educated people to take you seriously, when you have astronomically failed to practice what you preach?
Unfortunately, that is a shallow, meaningless and illogical lie. And this baseless statement of yours only goes to confirm Point #3: Mediocre Intelligence In Comprehension, and Poor Argumentative Skills
Your poor self-esteem, in this context, comes from your negativity and eagerness to brand me an 'attacker' simply for politely calling you out to order on your predictable tactics. What this means, in your case, is that you lack the power to handle even the slightest form of criticism, seeing that you perceive anyone who dares not agree with your distorted arguments as a 'dog.' Case in point? Me.
in other words; "shape up or ship out"
Foreign Affairs › Re: Protest Begins In Libya by rhymz(m): 8:20am On Feb 17, 2011
As much as I dont entirely agree with the G.O but in the context of the Nigerian state, I think he was right.
What exactly are we going to be protesting against? I need answers to this particular question? To get the PDP out of power? Well, we can do that come April with an organized opposition and strategy. Truth be told, Nigeria does not need egyptian or Tunisian styled protest, it will not work here, no need starting something we wont be able to finish. We are in an election year there is no need for mass protest, go and mass protest at the polls, simple. The Egyptians even face a bigger problem now with the ouster of Mubarak, there is a looming unpredictability of a military rule, some of them are begining to wake up to the fact that they may have created a bigger problem with powers now in the hands of the military and no clear plan as to how the transition process to civilian rule will go.
We have to be careful not to copy verbatim things that ve worked abroad without understanding it in the Nigerian context. The question is do we need a change? Yes of course! Can we achieve it through mass protest as in Egypt snd Tunisia? Chances are very slim? One thing we all fail to realise is the main aim of the protest, which was to change government, inevitably that will lead to a fresh election as is being anticipated here in Nigeria. So why stir up needless comotion? Because it is happening in Egypt and Tunisia that do not even see themselves as part of Africa? Abeg make we use our head jor!
Romance › Re: My Sad Valentine Story by rhymz(op): 5:49am On Feb 17, 2011
zealot4me:
at poster sorry hope it didn't hurt very much ?

be more careful sha
thanks girlfriend, am over it already. Just wanted to share it on NL to take my mind of the whole ish, I ve not even told anyone in the house the real thing that happened. . Lol. .cos me I no get power for any case or lengthy yarns besides I later settled with the man anyway.
Romance › Re: My Sad Valentine Story by rhymz(op): 5:41am On Feb 17, 2011
Woke4all:
Lol no be matta of sharp na base on who i be grin

Anyway what are your plans towards her now?
Dyt don high again grin?
plans towards her? Well, the last time I spoke with her was the morning of the day I was released that was tuesday, I guess. As far as I am concerned, we have nothing in common again, everybody answer your surname, am dropping her like a bad habit.
ethereal:
I also wld like 2 believe u hadnt taken burantashi or viagra in anticipation of a marathon session,dat part of your body wld not only have been traumatised bt rendered out of service 4 some time
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahjahhahahahha, I ve never been a fan of bruntashi or any sex enhancement pills for that matter "and of course" I had anticipated some-let me borrow your phrase, "marathon sex" with her but that was going to be on the basis of my natural hormonal flow. May be with liqueur in the system though, that still would ve done its own enhancement too but any of those bruntashi stuff is outta the question, I ve heard too many funny story about them.
Romance › Re: My Sad Valentine Story by rhymz(op): 9:11pm On Feb 16, 2011
Woke4all:
That kain thing no fit happen to me na.  grin
for your mind you be sharp guy abi? U never jamb guy
Romance › Re: My Sad Valentine Story by rhymz(op): 8:44pm On Feb 16, 2011
Woke4all:
I Beg borrow me your laugh grin
. . Bros e fit be you o
ethereal:
your story funny sha.2 blame u wld mean adding salt 2 a festering wound.u learnt your lesson no doubt.a lot of NL members also will,bt d power of punny never ceases 2 amaze me, bt bros d thing realy hold u sha!lollll
. . .lol .
Guy you no go understand until you sef fall for dis kind gal o, mehn you know that kind feeling you get when you are having dangerous fun, bittersweet feelings. . That was my case o. .
Romance › Re: My Sad Valentine Story by rhymz(op): 8:36pm On Feb 16, 2011
Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Ahahaha dat's y your so damn stup!d. . .who cares about u indulging?i don't give  2 F's about it. . .like u said i wasn't really looking for a man so y would i give a damn?u know what if i actually remembered every single petty thing u wrote to me then maybe i'll be able to point it out clearer to. . .boy u don't go around throwing insults & jabs @ people because u don't like they post, like i said if u don't like it u pass & hold your bloody grateful comment. . .u don't criticize what u don't know?u see the problem with u guys u critisize people do u even know them?this post was all out for fun & for my research & u wanna pass judges on it?how does that make u look?damn right jobless & reeetarded!

& mind u i don't have an attitude problemo, i just am allergic to ignorant arrogance. . . undecided

I don't really care whether your lil stori is true or not, i was just telling u how it is so yea.

Goodday![/color]
. . LoL
seriously, you are not making sense. Go and take your otapiapia tablets and slip into oblivion. What the hell are you on about? Talking like you are high on some cheap crack, sorry dear, am not fluent in gibberish. Go and catch your attitude with some punk ass loser, I am not the type to be intimidated by incoherent rants from senescent bimbo. If you want to go on talking like a Biatch, I will treat you like one, am not patient with stoooopid women that lack tact and finesse when dealing with criticisms. Now pack one side before I shove you enter gutter, kraze woman!
Politics › Re: Imo Indigenes In Uk Adopt Acn by rhymz(m): 4:51pm On Feb 16, 2011
fstranger3:
^^^^^

Yes you are an Ibo hater Kobo

You hate Ibos, Hausas and Yorubas

The only people you like are Whites. Thats is why you have refused to come back to Nigeria to help out. Instead all you do is criticize hard working and honest Yoruba.


Yes, You hate Ibo. and, God will not forgive you for that
in a way, there is some truth in your sarcasm, I wont exactly say she is an Igbo hater. She is more like my Uncles in the US, when they want to talk about Nigeria and Nigerians they sound so condescending and distant you would think they are some die hard kkk supremists. That is how madam is. She complains too damn much, people have gotten so used to her modus operandi that no serious minded person with precious and limited time on thier hands argue with her. She is all arguement and no sense and logic, when faced with superior arguement she plays the usual card, "concentrate on the arguement, dont attack my person, rtflmao, prove me wrong, bla bla bla jargons". Anyway, everyone with thier own way of reasoning.
Romance › Re: My Sad Valentine Story by rhymz(op): 11:00am On Feb 16, 2011
Dalby:
Blind val dates could really be blind tongue tongue tongue
Sorry o!!!
. . . It was not actually a blind date, bros; we had already met like twice before the Val date, first time was in her hostel room, how else would I have driven down to her hostel if it was a blind date. Plus I had my reasons for calling her nutty and bad, she will turn any man on in a matter of minutes on meeting her, but I would not want to discuss the details of our previous dates especially the one in her house.
Politics › Re: Jonathan Pledges N500bn To Boost Economy Of S-east by rhymz(m): 10:53am On Feb 16, 2011
Obviously, a lot of the people here screaming bribery and all that nonsense did not even bother to read the article, am sure they saw GEJ and and ran off to post. That rabble-rouser Labrador, Kobojunkie is always barking up the wrong tree, the said N500billion was not exclusively for SE region, that money was set aside for every Nigerian business person who meets certain criteria to take advantage of, instead of going through the heavy bureaucratic bottlenecks of getting it from our banks with the attendant high interests on them. If by default(due to their enterprising nature) most of the beneficiaries of the funds happens to be Igbo people how does that make it a south east Fund? Kobojunkie is such a noise maker that increasingly is losing every sense of logic in her very idealistic arguements. What exactly is she trying to imply with all that noise about corruption? Is she trying to say the SE politicians are the most corrupt? Or that corruption by leaders is perculiar to the SE region? Is this girl high on some otapiapia capsules, sometimes I wonder if this girl is from mother earth cos she argues with so much detatchment from realities. There is no type of corruption anyone will accuse the SE politicians of that is not reflective of the entire Nigerian politicians so what is the crazy talking kobo trying to argue- that if there happens to be any intervention funds or plan for the SE, we should wait until we subdue all the corrupt politicians in the region? Lol. . . This girl is getting senile by the day.
Politics › Re: Nigerians Say No To Acn Over Imposition Of Candidates by rhymz(m): 8:14am On Feb 16, 2011
I cant believe it that some so-called democrats here will so blatantly make excuses for Tinubu's excesses. When did imposition become part of the ideology of the party? Who is Tinubu to know what is best alone for the party even when there are more credible people in the party to make such decisions? So because the PDP lacks internal democracy it is ok for ACN to do thesame, when did the PDP become a model and yardstick for democratic examples. All these opposition parties have one problem and that is the flawed mentality of wanting to win the elections to spite the PDP, to them and their supporters it is all about winning the PDP, every other thing comes 2nd. That is why some people will so brazenly support the overbearing attitude of Tinubu, that greedy eeeediot. And that is why ACN will always be seen as a sectional party with no serious democratic machinaries and principles, just one man calling the shots and making all sorts of ridiculous demands. What justification does such a party have to accuse the PDP of doing thesame? Until people start criticizing him and standing for true democratic ideals ACN is sure going the PDP way and might even be worse.
Romance › Re: My Sad Valentine Story by rhymz(op): 7:06am On Feb 16, 2011
zerocool:
Sad story, sorry bro. I believe it is karma, i myt b wrong.
bros U funny o! Karma? Over wetin na? Is just that lately I ve been overwhelmed with work, I just wanted to relieve myself and have a little fun away from work. I ve done nobody wrong abeg o.
Romance › Re: My Sad Valentine Story by rhymz(op): 6:41am On Feb 16, 2011
Pweety4me
Why are you heaving with so much unneccessary anger and hate? Is it because I would not indulge you in your "I dey luk for Man thread". Home gurl truth be told, you have got attitude problem jokes apart, you need to grow up!
Of course I knew all that "wI want a man ish" was a joke but your responses did not reflect it, if not for the other more mature ladies, idowuigbo, ms chima and co who were making the thread lively and a bit bearable, the second one too would ve been polluted with your bile.
Seriously, you need to calm down and learn that everyone cant be on your page, some will indulge you and some wont, it does not mean anyone has an agenda against you but be mature with your responses or dont even answer at all if you cant stand sb's criticism.
Anyway, enough said.
As for wether the story is true or not, well that is not for you to worry about, I am the one it happened to I should decide whether it is true or not but I ve nothing to prove to you anyway.
Romance › Re: My Sad Valentine Story by rhymz(op): 9:18pm On Feb 15, 2011
Yemmyc:
[color=#770077][/color]~i will b your SCAPEGOAT honey,coz u came thru 4 me, OMO TOH GUD OOO~wishin u beta luck nxt tym!
, u dey mock me abi
silvertuke:
it happens becos of love take heart brother,
. . .love? For who? That Biatch? Na na na! Right from the begining to the ending we both knew we were in for it fot just pleasure and nothing more.
Tosinville:
Poster,

You see your life? you see wetin naija girl with senseless skul do you? u don learn your lesson now u no go dey find nigerian girls go facebook again.
. . O boy u no go understand until u sef see the babe
Coolabbie:
Dyt take am easy o! @op sorry u hear. tongue
. . Thankx mehn, u understand a brother
Romance › Re: My Sad Valentine Story by rhymz(op): 9:06pm On Feb 15, 2011
iyatrustee:
Things we do for love innit? grin grin
wats love got to do with it
Romance › Re: My Sad Valentine Story by rhymz(op): 8:45pm On Feb 15, 2011
[quote author=S.exAppeal link=topic=605545.msg7736125#msg7736125 date=1297793447]So much for Valentine. You stated that this girl was naughty and you "wanted to indulge". Sorry u had an ugly encounter but u should be careful next time about talking rudely to strangers like Ms.potato stated.[/quote]I was not exactly rude to the man until he started calling me names and hitting on my car. You know there is sth daring about nutty gals and that was the instict I followed. The gurl cares less about anything but herself, anyway, am moving on though and like you say be more careful
Romance › Re: My Sad Valentine Story by rhymz(op): 8:35pm On Feb 15, 2011
[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=605545.msg7735514#msg7735514 date=1297786044]Sorry about this your Vals so called date. . . .

First of all, when she msg and cal u u should have immeidateloy called her back

Second of all, u se the trafific, u could have quickly caled her and tell her that u are facing traqffic at least she knows and wouldnt have to wait for u like a fool.

Thirdly, you shouldnt have spread your anger on a stranger cause you dont know who this persin is.

Fourthly, if I were you, dont take Valentines Day or any special celebration or occasion soooooooo importantly like u are looking forward to it cause the more high hopes you put on something or someone, when it didnt happen, you will end up more dissapointed than ever.



@Topic,

I dont like valentines Day because I know its the day where choclates, teddy bears and flowers would cost more than any other days which is ridiculous and I dont like flowers where I know it will die within a few days and I dont like having more teddy bears as I have more than enough and I dont eat choclates so to me its a waste of time. Even restaurants and hotels are increasing their prices because of this yeye occasion.

So I warned my bf every year that if he ever plans something for Vals Day, so sorry but Im not interested. Id rather he safe that money for a better tommorow. Every penny counts!

Anyways, I cook dinner and we ate it together. We atch an old movie at home till we fall asleep together on the sofa and thats it.[/quote]. . . . @Ms Potato
everything was happening so fast. I actually did call her between those many calls, I got tired of giving excuses, so I stopped.
And you are wrong about me venting my anger on somebody else, I was calm with that man until he started hitting the bonnet of my car and calling me names, I meab com'on, I had to do something to make him stop.
@All
thanx for your advice am so true with that Biatch, imagine her first reaction when I told her about it was to laugh, when I inquired she was like dont blame me for your misfortune o, imagine the bumbo?
Romance › My Sad Valentine Story by rhymz(op): 4:55pm On Feb 15, 2011
So much brouhaha about valentine, I decided not to lose out in the love spree, besides it was going to afford me the opportunity to indulge, "so I thought". I had just hooked up with this fine gurl via facebook, we later met in person in her hostel in school because she was kind of nutty and a bad gurl, I decided I was going to take her seriously at least while the Valentine fever lasted. Earlier on, she had complained on facebook that she did not ve a val date, I offered myself and just like that, I concluded val was going to be with her. Time and venue were fixed, this time not in her house though. At around 5pm I was still at work and hastening things up to make sure I did not 4ck up my date, finally, I rushed home, had my bath, dressed up and started making out for the venue of my date by then she had overwhelmed my phone with an avalenche of missed calls and txt msgs. I was trying my best to meet up but the traffic was just terrible then finally she called, this time she was noticeably angry, she announced her departure from the venue inspite of my plea, she hung up! Anyway, I decided to drive down to her hostel and hope I will calm her down with gifts and loving but I was wrong, fate that night was equally angry with me too. . .dont know why, may be for keeping late.
I pulled over in front of her hostel called her but she was still mad, she said she was upstairs but did not want to see me. I decided I should just let her be cos her temper tantrums were begining to get on my last nerve. Then came this shabby and scruffy looking elderly man from no where, started questioning me and harassing me, I lost my cool when this man went on holiday with vitriolic invectives calling me names like cultist, armed robber, Otokoto and all that. I came out of the car and shouted back at him, I told him to 4ck off and that was it. The man went haywire and started making calls, I was still busy trying to calm myself down and leave, then all of a sudden, like a mad november rush, a car pulled up right in front of me and about five hefty dirty-eyed guys(whom I later learnt were the vigilante guys attached to the school) pounced on me and made pains rain on me. I was beaten black and blue and taken to their station, there they fabricated stories of me being involved in a shoot out that had happened a day before. Chei! There I was helpless and stripped off of all my manly right.they siezed my phone, collected my wallet and even broke my side mirror while ransacking my car. My brothers and sisters na this morning na im dem release me o. As in eh. . .these guys beat val comot for my body, I could not go to work cos I was just writhing with pains all over. I called the yeye Biatch this morning and I discovered she was not even in her hostel while all these were happening, probably with some other dude partying somewhere while my torture lasted. My people that os the story of my valentine o. . . .you tell me yours!

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