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Ignored[/quote][quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=544314.msg7067670#msg7067670 date=1288751405]I have seperated them into categories and I believe they are the same based on their categories.

YEYE FOWL - Mr. Cork, 190, MOBO444, semid4lyfe   - The type whom loves joking around. More like Yeye fowls if you know what I mean

I AM BOSS - slap1, buccaneer7, Seun,  – the type whom likes to show his manly side (it could be ego too)

Hot OCTOPUS - No1madman, dobodobo, anonymousx, 170 – The type whom is basically h0rny day and night and night and day

SWEETHEARTS - Mr. Bones, Yorisb, DAY 11+, MR Money £, Chipmunkey, Siena – The soft and gentle kind whom treats people in a neutral way

LAWYER / DEBATER - Daviddylan, jaybee, Chamotex, Debosky – The type whom is careful of who he talks to (He might only choose some people and ignore the rest) and would like having good topics of discussion even if it means its going to be a debate.

EYE CANDY - Blacghost, MrBrownJay, Oxone – The sexy ones whom is not like to say he is Hot but he is basically a girls eye candy

So ladies, which category would you go for?[/quote]. . . .this list is not complete without the following categories:
Mr DELUDED/VERY WEIRD: How could the poster conveniently forget the Satelight Map/picture Maestro, Sir Becomrich?? Lol. . .dude is a showstopper, does it in his bizarre kinda way and I think the ladies drool for rare "weirdudes" like Sir Becomrich.
MR TRIBAL ACTIVIST: this category boasts of haters Like: Bluetooth, Bbk/baby, Aigbofa, EzeUChe & Mekusxx. . . These dudes can literally shoot up any thread to a climaxing height, aint that Sexy ladies? Hahahahahahaha. . . .
@Poster, while I agree with most part of the categorization, I ve strong reservations about the
"MR Debater/Lawyer Category" ever been to the politics section and witness the throwing of chairs, tables, teargass or even the tearing of clothes and stuffs just to give support to their debates and arguements?? Lol. . .am out mehn. . .

OP.
You are a slowpoke, My galfriend wears beads round her waist and she is not evil or possessed, besides it is kinda sexy,I love it, especially, if U ve got the hips for it like my gf.

Mbeki:
We ain't got no weed in mars man!, I canvas for Animal rights that's why I give any animal a good time before I slaughter them for meat, in such a way that they'll be happy they dies through me. As a matter of fact, animals don't run away from me any where I encounter them.
this is one goat that cooperated with me for Xmas meat 2007

. . . Hahahahaha. . . If you believe so much in animal rights, you wont eat meat but if I bring Isi ewu now com ya side, na U go first wak am with alacrity. .

Now I understand the meaning of Sagamite's explained Nurtured Delusion hypothesis. .hehehehe. . Obviously, Dude is showing serious signs. . .lol. . what da heck is he talkin abt homo ish for?? Abi is dis guy possessed by a retarded ghost? Abeg waka enta oblivion jare! Before U go begin reason like those chicken wey U dey fight for. . .lol

wesley80:
^^^ well, yes his first post was just a concoction from his twisted mind but his subsequent posts were purely sarcastic attempts to conceal his all too obvious mental state.

. . . Hahahahahaha. . .that is what happens when a person with a -1 IQ tries too hard to sound more intelligent than they really are. . Lol

wesley80:
@ jakumo, Perharps u're mistaking Ngr for some place u visited while u were on one of your Schizophrenic adventures. Seriously you need help.

. . . Hehehehe. . .dude obviously, needs to do time in a mental facility. . .He sounds like one of those psychotic patients with internet access. Let him relish the savoury of his mental delusions. . .lol

favouredjb:
@jakumo,as annoying as your sarcasm is,its soo funny,have bin rofl reading your posts,but you lie if you keep saying there are corpse littered on the streets in nigeria

. . . .sarcasm!!! Hmmmm. . . didn't notice any iota of sarcasm, just dumb lies that even an 8yr old will laugh at.

Jakumo:
All is well Professor Busta Rhymz, and the pleasure of providing this day's entertainment is all mine.

. . . Just Move on. . . Lol. . .your 30min of Fame is Over. . . Hehehehehe

Jakumo:
Very well sir, your opinions are interesting, and duly noted.

Perhaps, after much trial and error, I will become able to ape your amazing ability to see but not believe. I clearly have much to learn by snuffling through the pearls of wisdom you bring to the table.

. . . .Hahahahaha. . . This guy is funny, you re better off writing your incoherent mumbo-jumbo at least I can't contend that U alone understand it. . .now move on

Jakumo:
Professor Busta Rhymz, once my truthful observations are made, I rarely waste energy trying to argue with those who prefer to ignore reality. If you are satisfied that you have never seen dead bodies ground to pieces or left to rot in Nigeria, then by all means do retain that comforting illusion, since your personal version of reality is not required to conform with what actually takes place.

. . .Arguement with who?? You must be mistaking me for a person that gives a damn!
Make your point and move on that is what I ve been saying to your lying a$$, no need painting exaggerated pictures in the guise of stating the facts. I ve asked you several times to state clearly where in Nigeria you saw putrefying human corpse littered on the street with traffic running over it and grinding it to shred? Instead, you put up a suggestive picture and claimed it was one of the many pictures of such you took when you were in Nigeria. Very laughable, you could ve taken snapshots at the school too kids you claimed were grinning and making derogatory statement or perhaps it was more convenient leaving them out of the picture cos really you did not take those snapshots, you yanked it off some article and then put it up to make a $tup!d point.

Ibime:
Come on Rhymz. Don't act like corpses weren't often left on the streets in the 90s. Perhaps Jakumo is talking of old experiences. Cut the dude some slack.

I particularly remember a body that was left near Lagos Bus Stop in PH for about 5 days in the mid-1990s. All of that has changed with better intra-state environmental agencies. . .but it was common place to see corpses on streets during Abacha era.

. . .well Ibime I am not disputing that could ve happened, sure I as well ve experiences of my own, however, Mr Jakumo's claim is a total deviation. I mean, come on, human corpses left on the streets, left to putrefy with vehicles running over them to turn them to shreds and ppl going on abt it like it was part of the society. Come on na which kind lie be dat one na!!

Jakumo:
With great reluctance, Professor Busta Rhymz, I enclose herewith a picture I took in Nigeria not many moons ago, to illustrate what happens to accused petty thieves there. To show how NORMAL this form of "justice" has become in Nigeria, children from a nearby grade school gathered at the scene on their way to morning classes, to gloat and laugh over the macabre spectacle in this photograph.

Feel free to adopt a selective awareness of events on the mean streets of Nigeria, if that helps you get to sleep at night.
Personally,   I prefer to call it as I see it, and if that distresses you, at least be glad to have never witnessed what I show here, for one NEVER gets used to it.

. . . LoL! My friend this proves nada? Besides, this picture could ve been taken anywhere, Liberia, Siera Leon, Congo etc. . .I was hoping you will put up a picture to depict what you actually said, let me remind you again:

Jakumo:
in Nigeria,
human bodies are often simply
ground to shreds by passing traffic,
or just left to putrefy, swell and
burst by the roadside, as indifferent
pedestrians walk by, all totally
inured to such horrific sights, by
frequent exposure.
[quote author=Jakumo link=topic=497545.msg7019862#msg7019862 date=1288118520]

. . . Now tell me, how does putting up a picture of sb burnt to death equate to having putrefying human cadava littered on the street, ground to pieces by pedestrians and moving vehicles? That is my grouch with you, whether a petty thief or an armed robber gets jungle justice when caught by an angry mob is another thing entirely, the appropriateness of such is open to debate but your claims? Pretty dumb!![/quote]

Jakumo:
Thank you kindly, professor,  for exhuming my long-dead writeup on this long-dead subject.  Yes sir indeed, I HAVE been to Nigeria before, and I HAVE seen with my own eyes NUMEROUS human cadavers left to rot and fragment by the roadside, in cities, towns, and the countryside.  I was able to identify those rotting heaps of flesh as 100% human, despite my very low intelligence quotient, in comparison to your learned self.

Please don't lose any sleep over me though, for I have now re-enrolled in kindergarten so as to gain enough wisdom to simply IGNORE the stiffs and random body parts I see littering the Nigerian landscape, as you are evidently able to do with ease, on account of your sheer brilliance.

. . . Mr, you are a pathetic lier, even if you are going to paint sordid pictures in your feverish mind be magnanimous to put in some mental effort so you don't sound ludicrous and incredibly $tup!d. I ask again which part of Nigeria did you visit that you found deposits of human corpses littered on the streets and ppl just walking past like it is normal, lala Land?
It is one thing to claim to ve seen a corpse after some violent incident took place (riots, inter-tribal wars & so on) that is very normal anywhere such things happen even in the west but to falsely claim like it's common place or that ppl get killed, thrown on the street and left to putrefy in the glaring eyes of the public, is to indulge in the use of embelished innuendoes and suggestive graphics aimed at reaching a preconcieved conclusion that only exist in the figment of your sick mind.

Jakumo:
The way in which animals are
treated in any culture is a direct
reflection of how humans beings
are treated by that society.
Destitutes who die in the streets of
Nigeria are NOT promptly collected
by the "cadaver men" as they are
in Mumbai, India. No sir, in Nigeria,
human bodies are often simply
ground to shreds by passing traffic,
or just left to putrefy, swell and
burst by the roadside, as indifferent
pedestrians walk by, all totally
inured to such horrific sights, by
frequent exposure.
In such a surreal landscape of
human misery and abject squalor,
the spectacle of livestock being
subjected to prolonged torture will
never raise an eyebrow, any more
than does the sight of accused
witches or prick thieves being
lynched and set alight by baying
mobs. "Welcome to Hell", is what
that Lagos airport road billboard
sign ought to read, to really
prepare visitors to Nigeria for what
they will inevitably witness.

. . . Guy just shut the hell up and stop trying to sound intelligent than you realy are, what a mediocre attempt. Which part of Nigeria are you from that have dead ppl putrefying on the street unattended to? Geeze, some ppl just open their dirty mouth and spew rubbish like they suffer from autism, how can anyone in an effort to sound whiter than the white man talk nonsense with preposterous certainty and alacrity. If you want to make a point make it without those ridiculous assumptions and hyperbolic statements-$tup!d and dumb embellishment that serve no purpose- geeeze!! Some ppl are just ignorantly annoying.

[quote author=Omo_Tier1 link=topic=497545.msg7013034#msg7013034 date=1288037538]na wetin be that your name again? Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuubeki? ehn,  you drink donkey milk abi nah tortise nah him nod you? we tin concern us with animal rights? you think say we be those dumb oyinbos wey no sabi their rights? We know how to take care of animals in Nigeria and mind you, there is a big difference between animals and pets!

soon you go cry say make them domesticate gay people cos you want to claim righ t!, a beg eyi carry you nose go smell fowl yansh. . nxt time post better thin wey go make people like tribalist yan till they forget wetin be ther name![/quote]. . .hahahahaha

Let's be real here, every family has their own fair share of this kind of disunity.
Am sure Bowie must have had a raw-deal with his brothers and sister to warrant this kind of outburst. . Lol. .
But he made some very salient point worthy of note.
When asked about the Identity of Jomo Gbomo his reply gave credence to what many of us have long suspected and have been saying even Boyloaf said it on NTA, that Jomo Gbomo was a code name for the speaker of the group, it is transferable and could be anyone, it is no one person like many of had hitherto thought always.
Another statement he made, worthy of note was the true owners of MEND, he mentioned Boyloaf, Tompolo and co thesame dudes who paid Jonathan Solidarity visit after the bombings. I believe these ex-millitants have been helping out with information to nail Henry Orkah and his criminal brother, charles sending us threats.
Am pointing all these to the likes of Kobojunkies who like to whine and complain and talk shiit abt how Henry Okah is innocent and was being hounded by the Nigerian Government. Seriously, he/she needs to shut da hell up and stop spewing hokum. .