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[quote author=Mr~Cork link=topic=547760.msg7107975#msg7107975 date=1289304231]rubbish!! there is nothin great about the vidio. Those crack head twin need to go back to skoool and learn to spek

propar english. Can u immagine a interview with them on CNN news? They will this grace Nigeria, truss me!! [/quote]. . . Your english is even worse, your own case is a malady, you don't know and do not know that you do not know. . . Lol

[quote author=Mr~Cork link=topic=547760.msg7107072#msg7107072 date=1289295553]did any body ever trys to advise P Squrs to invest there moiney on there educations and try to learn english?

Coz i still dont understand why they sing in english when they cant even read and right (no oofeince) [/quote]. . This is a case of one mediocrity screaming U re more mediocre to another mediocrity. . . Abeg Hush jare! ur english is not any better to put U in judgemental position. . . .

spikedcylinder:
You kept calling him queer this, homosexual that. How e take concern you na?

. . .that I call'd him queer does not neccessarily mean I am referring to his sexual preference. I wonder why you keep bringing up sth that commented on the latter part of my post as if it was the highlight of my entire post. . .am not even interested in whom he chooses to 4ck, I am talking abt his personality, simple. Abi U wan turn his DA cos I notice "this uneasiness and obsession abt his sexual orientation" like it affects directly. . .geez!

Wumine:
Haba oga, dedicate A song not 20 songs!

@topic
Did U Ever Think - R.Kelly

. . . Hahahaha. . U need to meet these galz to understand my reasons. . Lol

Mehn I no fit laf for d kind yeye song wey some ppl dey dedicate. . Lol. . Ti won si konga, free madness and ma yi e ni banga. . Hahahaha. . .craze ppl dey here O!
Anyway, am dedicating these songs to My swithrt Ginika,
Never too Much- Luther Vandross
Saving all my Love for you- Whitney Houston
Can't Get enough of your Love-Barry White
Always- Atlantic Stars
And to my Ex who keeps calling Me to make amends, am dedicating these songs to U, you re on NL and you know yourself:
Ex-factor-by Lauryn Hills
Let it flow -by Toni Braxon ( unfortunately this use to be Ur all time favourite)
Burn-by Usher

bawomolo:
how is he confused and disturbed if you claim his stage persona is similar to his real life persona?

that seems like a man who is at peace with his unorthodox behavior.   i personally think he is bi but who knows. would you guys consider prince confused?

. . . Bawo
you know normally these ppl would claim that the personality that they portray on TV & stuff is totally different from who they are in real life, like for instance, Charly boy would claim his Charly boy personality is for the media and entertainment shyte but at home he is Charles Oputa, the disciplinarian dad & very committed and loving husband. Now that to me shows a person who is in control of what he chooses to represent or how to satisfy his insatiable fans and knows when to draw the line between reality and some put up appearance(even though he is no any different these days). In Denrele's case, he is a loose canone that has got no limits or distinction as to who he really is. He looks like a kid that struggles too hard to be liked, loved and different and when he does not get enough of it, he snapped & turned rebelious. I mean, come on, all these crazy and queer behaviour started with wanting to make himself a brand, from there it took off a form of its own, he was not born queer, just like he was not born a homosexual, his inability to draw the line btw these split personality led to his final pitiable acceptance of his unorthodox behaviour.
And pls(lafin) dont bring up prince like he is some success story in this regard( although, he is a musical genious) dude is the craziest effeminate negro I ve seen, saw a very recent photo of him, didn't know what to make of him, whether he luks gay, transexual or both. . . He and MJ have got this creepy looks that I find disturbing. . .

spikedcylinder:
. . . . . And what he does with his nyansh affects you, how?

. . . Who said anything about what he does with his butthole? Abi you just wan C ya post sha!

I ve never liked this queer that thinks he is special becoz he does outrageously $tupid things. Right from my St Finbarr's College days when I used to see the queer around Unilag and sometimes in FCE Akoka, I ve always not liked him, he was a goddam show off back then. I remember him walk into a room full of guyz, that should be Elkanemi or Newest hall I think, the fool did'nt even say anything to anyone, he just walked past and went to the guy he was looking for in the room who was also having conversation with us. Trust guyz na, all man just carried on like a stale air just blew past. The !diot kept screaming at the top of his voice when he was speaking just to get noticed. I just saw him and instantly did'nt like him even before he gave me reasons to, may be it's the air of arrogance around him. He thinks he is smart because he speaks English like a teenager, I just read his interview and couldn't understand a friggin thing he kept on blabbing. The guy is just loquacious and has some personality crisis that he wont admit. He lives his life on the dictates of his fans paranoia, there is hardly any difference btw his media persona and the real him, he is just confused and disturbed, he can only fool himself with all that uneccessary hyperactive bullshyt but it still does not dibsprove that the kid has issues and needs help. . . That Pic with Charly Boy is as real as it gets, who cares what wTF it is for, fact is The Queer is a closet gay masquerading himself with his so-called girlfriend, Telewa whom he had to bring up to quench the rumour that he might be a sexual deviant.

Cecilia Ibru
By Rudolf Okonkwo
Announcer:, And now, here is
your Tonight ’s Show host, Dr.
Njakiri Damages.
(Applause)
Dr. Damages: Thank you. Thank
you. Thank you. It is a yaga-
yaga day for Nigeria. But it is a
great day for Pastor William
Kumuyi, the General
Superintendent of the Deeper
Life Bible Church. The other day,
the humble man of God took a
new wife. The quiet event
happened in London. Top
members of the church, known
for its zero-tolerance for
makeup, were flown to London
to bear witness. The Daily Sun
asked a selected group of
women of the church what
they thought about the
marriage. Twenty percent felt it
was too early for their father-
in-the-lord to remarry after
losing his beloved wife some 18
months ago. Forty percent felt
it was the right time,
considering his fast graying
beard. The remaining twenty
percent express regret that all
their flirting, fasting and flipping
did not make them attractive
to the pastor. (Laughter)
The story reminds me of a
Lagosian who was always
fighting with his wife. One day,
the wife died. The man wept
uncontrollable. His neighbors
were baffled by his reaction.
The neighbors had thought her
death must be a relief of some
sort for him. They tried to
console the man but he kept
hitting himself on the ground,
rolling and twisting like an
earthworm cut in half. The
man ’s best friend went to him
and said, “Look, my man, when
the funeral is over, we will go to
the village and get you a better
wife. ” In between sobs, the
man asked, “But what about
tonight?”
(Applause)
On the political front, you must
have heard that the publisher,
Dele Momodu, is running for
president. Mr. Momodu was
confident about his chances
until he saw that his toilet was
not featured in the Ovation
magazine ’s special edition on
the toilets of presidential
candidates. Even Ovation
magazine was saying to him,
“Lookia my friend, if na joke,
stop am.”
Those clamoring for a president
of Igbo extraction were
silenced recently when the
Lagos-Ibadan press provided
conclusive evidence that
Olusegun Obasanjo is the son of
a former Abeokuta-based Igbo
police officer who later became
the Obi of Onitsha. When they
recovered from their shock,
they exclaimed in unison,
“ Onitsha rie nsi.” (Onitsha chop
shit.)
As expected, Obasanjo denied
the rumor immediately. He said
in a press release that he is a
true “shun of Egba shoil.” In
private though, he is telling
friends that if that becomes
true, he fears that he might
have slept with his sister,
daughter, niece and possibly his
son ’s wife.
(Applause)
Our guest tonight came into
prominence during Obasanjo’s
presidency. But she has nothing
kinky or canal to do with
Obasanjo. Some have called her
the Martha Stewart of Nigeria-
mainly for her knowledge of
‘ inside jobs.’ Others have called
her the very epitome of the
saying that what a man can do,
a woman can do it even better.
Her story is so fascinating that
we have to go all the way to
Reddington Hospital, Victoria
Island, where she is attending a
six months course on the
elements of a deeper life to
bring you this interview.
(Laughter)
From Delta State, Nigeria, by
way of the Ibru fish boat,
please give a warm welcome to
Lady Cecilia Ibru.
(Applause)
(Cecilia Ibru walks into the
stage, shakes Dr. Damages’
hand and takes her seat.)
Dr Damages: How are you
today?
Cecilia Ibru: I full ground
remain.
Dr Damages: Welcome to the
show.
Cecilia Ibru: You yab well well.
Dr Damages: Why do you say
that?
Cecilia Ibru: Shoo! You no get
shame o! If I’m not mistaken,
I’m the first woman to appear
on your show. Yama yama!
And you had to wait until I’m in
this stinky place to come for an
interview. When I was granting
interviews to world ’s top
journalists inside my corporate
jets and in presidential suites of
five star hotels, I no see your
brake light. Anyway, sha, I go
manage.
Dr Damages: I never thought
of it. You ’re right. You’re the
first woman on the show.
Congratulations!
Cecilia Ibru: See you! And you
call yourself a progressive.
Dr Damages: It wasn’t
intentional. The show simply
goes for newsmakers. At the
peak of her power, we
sought an interview with
Turai Yar ’Adua but she did
not grant us one. We still
want to talk to her but I
understand that during the
day, she is busy selling gold
in Lebanon. And at night, she
is learning Arabic in Yemen.
Cecilia Ibru: Whatever! Just
don’t insult me. You hear me
so?
Dr. Damages: Ok. (looks
round) This is a very nice
place you have here.
Cecilia Ibru: It’s a private ward.
For someone like me who is
used to suites at Four Seasons,
it is depressing. But I will
manage it instead of sharing
Ikoyi prison rooms with
criminals.
Dr Damages: I must say that
you look different without
your makeup.
Cecilia Ibru: Are you
suggesting that I am my twin
sister? Do you think she is
serving time for me?
Dr. Damages: Not at all.
Cecilia Ibru: I did not bring my
jewelries here. That’s why. They
are too precious to risk in a
place like this.
Dr Damages: So what is
really wrong with your
health?
Cecilia Ibru:
Stayoutofprisonitis.
Dr. Damages: What’s that?
Cecilia Ibru: It’s a kind of
chronic cardiac ailment.
Dr Damages: Many convicts
will like the plea deal you
got from Justice Dan Abutu.
Cecilia Ibru: I’m not a convict.
I’m a deaconess. I was the first
lady of Nigerian banks. And as
a matter of fact, you must not
forget that I hold the title, OFR-
Order of the Federal Republic.
Dr. Damages: There will be
prison riots all over Nigeria if
other convicts find out how
you live here.
Cecilia Ibru: If you tell them
anything, I’ll move to another
hospital.
Dr Damages: You don’t have
to worry about that. Your
secrets are safe with my
camera. You know, there are
a lot I do not know about
you.
Cecilia Ibru: A lot? Like what?
Dr. Damages: For instance, I
did not know you were a
billionaire.
Cecilia Ibru: (Laughs) Wahala! I
get am before no be property.
Dr. Damages: So what really
happened?
Cecilia Ibru: I was made a
scapegoat. And I believe it is
because my husband is gravely
ill. If Michael Ibru na the same
man I married, who born EFCC?
Nobody is hounding Okey
Nwosu, Bartholomew Ebong,
Sebastin Adigwe, Francis
Atuche, Ike Oraekwotu and
others. It ’s only Urhobo woman,
Cecilia Ibru, that they are after.
Dr. Damages: Before your
guilty plea, I had thought
you were just an innocent
deer caught in some high
beam lights of a fast moving
car.
Cecilia Ibru: I will not be
bragging if I tell you that I
kicked the butts of the old boys
of banking and finance. I kicked
them really good. That was
why they came after me.
Those bloody skunks!
Dr Damages: So was it worth it?
Cecilia Ibru: I shined when I did.
Not many people can say that
in their life time.
Dr. Damages: Yes. You were
once called a genius. What did
you actually do?
Cecilia Ibru: I learned all the
contemporary buzzwords. I
used them at the right time.
And I transformed a small bank
into a mega bank. Such magic
do not happen everyday in
any industry.
Dr. Damages: So you created
value from nothing? What
percentage is magic, what
percentage is odu and what
percentage is ojoro?
Cecilia Ibru: Sharrup!
Dr. Damages. Excuse me?
Cecilia Ibru: I created financial
instruments, if you know what I
mean.
Dr Damages: And you used it to
screw your customers?
Cecilia Ibru: Don’t insult me.
Consider this your second
warning. Remember this is not
your studio. This is my stage.
Dr. Damages: Sorry ma.
Cecilia Ibru: I figured that what
is good for me is good for the
country. My goal was to take
Nigeria ’s capital market from a
local champion to the pinnacle
of the world. Unfortunately, my
good intentions were
misunderstood.
Dr Damages: Looking at your
list of forfeited properties, one
question nobody seems to
have an answer for is how
much wealth is too much?
Cecilia Ibru: You won’t
understand this until you’re
wealthy. Wealth first defines
the self. Then it becomes the
self. Then the entanglement
between wealth and the self
becomes a problem. That is
when wealth becomes the soul
of the ego. At that point, you
have to keep living it up,
jumping from one pastime to
another, crawling from one
craving to another, pursuing
power and perusing
playgrounds of the rich. It is
intoxicating.
Dr Damages: So in layman’s
language, your greed got the
better part of you?
Cecilia Ibru: Mister man, there is
no vaccination against greed. It
is a plague.
Dr. Damages: Where does that
leave the hardworking bank
customers who trusted bankers
like you with their earnings?
Cecilia Ibru: Money is so
important in our lives that only
a stupid fellow leaves it in the
hands of the bankers.
Dr. Damages: Do you consider
yourself blessed?
Cecilia Ibru: “The lord is my
Shepherd. I shall not want.”
Dr. Damages: Are you insecure?
Cecilia Ibru: Don’t be silly! What
do you mean by that?
Dr Damages: It has been said
that those who flaunt their
wealth are insecure?
Cecilia Ibru: You’re a stupid
man. What does a poor church
rat like you know about the
lives of the rich?
Dr Damages: You were once a
secretary to Mr. Ibru.
Cecilia Ibru: So?
Dr. Damages: And you later
married him.
Cecilia Ibru: Yes. What are you
getting at? That I had no skills?
That I used bottom power? Say
it. Be a man. Say it for that is all
that you men think when you
see a successful woman. Yeah.
She must have used long leg.
She must have slept her way to
the top. If they do not stick,
you say she must be a witch.
Dr. Damages: No. Not at all.
That ’s not what I am getting at.
Cecilia Ibru: (interrupts) So you
know, it takes a lot of skills to
go from being the secretary to
the MD to become the wife of
the MD. It takes even more
skills that you men do not have
to become the MD of your
husband ’s cooperation.
Dr. Damages: I bet.
Cecilia Ibru: Don’t patronize me.
Dr. Damages: Of course not.
Cecilia Ibru: All my life, I have
known that those who control
the money of any nation
control the nation. So I worked
hard to be one of them.
Dr. Damages: And does it
matter how they get that
control?
Cecilia Ibru: The end justifies the
means. Ukpe dete, ke ru'emu
r'ukpe. (When the time of the
year arrives, you do what is
due.)
Dr. Damages: Even if you
become a crook in the process?
Cecilia Ibru: I am not a crook. I
am a deaconess. A member of
the Order of the Federal
Republic.
Dr Damages: I did not say that
you were a crook. A judge …
Cecilia Ibru: (interrupts) In any
case, the history of
philanthropy is about crooks
who gave back. Think Andrew
Carnegie, John D. Rockefeller, J.
P. Morgan, Milton S. Hershey,
Harvey Firestone and Cornelius
Vanderbilt. I was about to start
giving back when …
Dr Damages: (interrupts) I find
your logic absurd.
Cecilia Ibru: Please don’t
interrupt me again or I will
throw you out of here. What
does a suffer head like you
know? The only way to have
more money is to make others
to have less.
Dr. Damages: You have the
scarcity mindset.
Cecilia Ibru: Listen well well.
Stop talking jargon. I created
many jargons in my career. The
jargon changes but the smell is
still the same.
Dr. Damages: Looking at you,
can you fault anyone who says
that the best way to rob a bank
is to work for one.
Cecilia Ibru: Yeye man. I did not
rob my bank. I utilized the
same opportunities that we
offer our customers.
Dr. Damages: How are your
siblings taking your fall?
Cecilia Ibru: They are too many.
After I helped many of my
Urhobo people get prime places
in banking, they abandoned
me. Dey don chop wipe mouth.
Dr. Damages: Have your friends
been reaching out to you since
you got here?
Cecilia Ibru: My friends are
smarter than that. They are the
people Kenny Rogers sang
about. They know when to fold
up. They know when to run.
They never count their money
while sitting at the table. They
know there will be time enough
to count them, when the deal is
done.
Dr. Damages: Does money feel
better when you steal it?
Cecilia Ibru: Sontin dey do you.
But let me make it clear again-
I did not steal any money.
Shomo? Got it?
Dr. Damages: Yes. But what
were you? A bank baron?
Cecilia Ibru: I was an award
winning banker.
Dr. Damages: Do you see any
irony that you owned those
scores of houses but will now
spend six months pretending to
be sick in a hospital just to
avoid a six by six dirty prison
room?
Cecilia Ibru: Our lord Jesus Christ
owned the whole world but had
to be born in a manger.
Dr Damages: What will be your
legacy?
Cecilia Ibru: That I shattered the
glass ceiling for women in
banking. Before me, young girls
only wear skimpy skirts in
search of big accounts. Now
those girls are free to own
several big accounts worth
millions of dollars themselves.
Dr. Damages: What do you
want to be your epitaph?
Cecilia Ibru: In spite of what
you ’ve heard, I’m not going
anywhere, anytime soon.
Dr Damages: Were you
fabulously rich or excessively
rich?
Cecilia Ibru: I was beyond rich. I
was wealthy. Not that I expect
a wretched fellow like you to
know the difference.
Dr Damages: Other than
happiness, was there anything
left for you to buy?
Cecilia Ibru: Leisure.
Dr. Damages: You now have it,
I suppose?
Cecilia Ibru: God punish you. Na
so you dey enjoy your leisure
time? I ’m surrounded by sick
people in a house that begins
with an emergency room and
ends with a mortuary. Is that
your idea of leisure? Do you
like the stinking smell of drugs
and disinfectants in here? If you
do, I don’t.
Dr. Damages: What will be the
first thing you will do when you
get out of here?
Cecilia Ibru: Build a church inside
the premises of the Guardian
newspaper. I will then change
the Guardian motto to
‘ conscience nurtured by hymns.’
Dr. Damages: What have you
learned since you got here?
Cecilia Ibru: That it is still a
man ’s world out there. For the
vagina, it is still a monologue.
Dr. Damages: Clint W. Murchison
said that, “Money is like
manure. If you spread it
around, it does a lot of good,
but if you pile it up in one place,
it stinks like hell. ” Did you
regret not…
Cecilia Ibru: (interrupts) Bullshit!
Dr Damages: No?
Cecilia Ibru: There is a way you
will pile manure and it will
generate energy. That was
what I failed to do. I allowed air
to get into my pile.
(A nurse walks in and hands
Cecilia Ibru a pill.)
Nurse: Your 4pm pill, ma.
Cecilia Ibru: What is it?
Nurse: The same pill you’ve
been getting since you came
here.
Cecilia Ibru: You half educated
slowpoke. I asked you a simple
question- what-is-it?
Nurse: Placebo pill
Cecilia Ibru: What’s that?
Nurse: Inert pill.
Cecilia Ibru: If I sound you ah!
Nurse: It’s sham pill.
Cecilia Ibru: (Throws her hands
in the air) Whatever!
(Nurse walks out. Cecilia Ibru
puts the pill in her mouth and
swallows with a glass of white
wine.)
Dr. Damages: So what will
change in your life when you
come out?
Cecilia Ibru: I will leave the
fisherman and follow the fisher
of men, ojare!.
Dr. Damages: Thank you for
talking to us.
Cecilia Ibru: Thank you.
Dr. Damages: There you have
it, the indomitable Lady Cecilia
Ibru. Until next time, goodnight
and God bless.

It is very obvious that some ppl want to see Emeagwali's downfall even if it meant reprinting their junks in hundred newspapers and site. . .na wa O. . .
This obviously is being done in bad taste, simple. Even the !diot  that calls himself yusuf is making inflamatory statements against the man based on the same capaign of calumies by some disgruntled Nigerian underachieved prof in the name of exposing sb without waiting to hear from the man or even making any attempt at all to hear the other part of the story, what a Mørøn. . . .Anyway, I like the fact that Dora and her ministry did not jump into hasty conclusions like the rest of the morons are doing and writing epistles in the name exposing him. Until the result of the investigation comes to light, those over produced rubbish articles in sahara and replicated in Next remain ridiculous attempt to drag sb down based on Nigerians' crab mentality syndrom.

seanet02:
who the hell is the DAMM fool between me and you ? so IBB has the right to contest after He won The award for Being The Only Nigerian President to conduct an UNSUCCESSFUL ELECTION.
i keep wondering if you are from the same tribe that Produce Pat utomi.
What an abyss of ignorance

. . . Did U say unsuccessful?. . Hahahahaha. . .tell Me which election since IBB's has been a success. . .abi you want to kid yourself with those other mess . . .seriously, excanny is right with his arguements.

Crazy statistics: Doctors vs.
Gun Owners
Doctors
(A) The number of
physicians in the U.S. is
700,000.
(B) Accidental deaths
caused by Physicians per
year are 120,000.
(C) Accidental deaths per
physician is 0.171.
Statistics courtesy of U.S.
Dept of Health and Human
Services.
Now think about this:
Guns
(A) The number of gun
owners in the U.S. is
80,000,000.
(Yes, that's 80 million)
(B) The number of
accidental gun deaths per
year, all age groups, is
1,500.
(C) The number of
accidental deaths per gun
owner is .000188.
Statistics courtesy of FBI
So, statistically, doctors are
approximately 9,000 times
more dangerous than gun
owners.
Remember, 'Guns don't kill
people, doctors do.'
FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A
GUN, BUT
Almost everyone has at
least one doctor.
This means you are over
900 times more likely to be
killed by a doctor as a gun
owner!!!
Please alert your friends to
this alarming threat.
We must ban doctors
before this gets completely
out of hand!!!!!

excanny:
Yorubas that will vote for IBB will do so and there's nothing anyone is going to do about it. So what's the fuss? You only need to speak for yourself. This is a democracy- not 'crowdocracy'. In the SE, we dont give a dawn.

. . .exactly my point. . . No matter what anyone thinks IBB has done to the yorubas, we still ve yorubas who will overluk all that vendatta facade and still use their own discretion and not what some vindictive group are spewing alluva tha place. .

Koruji and Gbawe
I totally respect your views but I think we should not mistake vendetta for fighting for the principles of Democracy. I am not denying the Swesterners their right to form an opposition against IBB for whatever reason, my arguement is that going abt it like it just abt what he did to Abiola and the resultant death is what I do not agree with. I find out that most of the time I argue with my SW friends over this same issue, their reason for their opposition is usually Abiola. I mean, fine he cancelled the election but let's not forget IBB was forced by the very dangerous dog eat dog politics of that time plus Mr Abiola's romance with them khaki boys and very divisive comments which created bad blood in other regions- all these gave IBB reasons to just bulge to pressure and annul the elections. I am against IBB because the man lacks principles and has shown over and over again through his desperation that he has nothing new to offer Nigeria, simple!

jason12345:
[size=20pt]HE IS NOT YORUBA!!!!!!!!!! MY IGBO SISTER EVEN PROVED THIS TO ME. HE KNOWS HE IS NOT YORUBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE IS IGBO[/size]

. . .your Igbo sister is just as Igbo as Akin-Egba is yoruba. . .

I also do not want IBB anywhere close to leadership, however, I still think the political elite of the SW region are more interested in a vendatta against IBB than oppose him on the basis of democratic values. And that is where a lot of Nigerians differ with the SWesterners, to them, it is pay back time not neccessarily on the basis of democracy but they want to avenge Abiola and June 12, which to me is not my problem at this stage. . . anyway, IBB is just wasting time and money, no right thinking Nigerian will vote for the rogue knowing his antecedent past. .

To be candid, I dont advise anyone to go into long distance r/ship esp when there is no definite time space to be together again. Am in one and damn it, I ve gone 4rm fonder to wander, I am tired of talking to her on phone, kinda boring and monotonous, there is hardly anything of interest to say to eachother besides boring tales of what we did that day plus some funny @$s lies to liven up the conversation. In fact, lately, I ve noticed that the two us of have lost enthusiasm when we speak, we ve even somehow agreed on tacit terms to reduce the number of times we call eachother coz we are fast becoming a bore to eachother. . . 4ck all those fairy tales of if U love and communicate shyit! Shyit is over! Infact, I see it as the beging of the ending, period. Already, I ve adjusted and begining to make myself available again, am sure she too has thought about doing thesame or is even doing thesame, come on, it is human nature jare!

rokiatu:
I feel sorry for folks in other section apart from romance and sexuality who do not know mr crrok

, . . .who gives an f who that MORØN is?? One thing U can't fault him on is his propensity to make very unpardonable grammatical errors and unforgivable misspelling that even my three yr ol cousin will dare not make. Every statement the !diot makes gives him away as an ignorant BOZO that is trying so hard to get an undeserved attention from his superiors.

Ranoscky:
Are you now tellin me that the cause of the 'Heavenly beauty' that i saw on that pix is the quality of the camera?

I doubt it with ALL doubtness of doubt broda. Tho, the camera might also play it's quality part on it but that gurl was

possessin an heavenly beauty on that pix, and i believe naturally, she's the deffinition of beauty !!!

. . . Hahahaha Facebook neva teach U lesson be dat! Wait until U see dis your mammy water in person, U go shudder in disbelief at the stark difference btw dat pic and the real person. . . Lol. . . That is not to say she aint pretty but I doubt she is that pretty as the pix says. . Lol[quote author=Cork-Mr link=topic=544092.msg7077136#msg7077136 date=1288872013]very ugly couple, One has rasta, wide mouth and big eue ball, they other is light skin IBO woman with Mustache.

How the hell can u marry  a womans with Mustache?  HE must be desparate (no offfenise)[/quote]. . . You need a crash course on elementary English Language, you re a damn fool in capital letterz, a big disgrace to the kpangolo nyt sch you attended. Infact, U should ask your sch for a refund of your sch fees( that is if U actually paid one) cos it was all a waste of precious time. . . U cant even make a phrase let alone a sentence devoid of wrong spellings and very poor grammar even if U had a gun 9mm to your head and Ur life depended on it, I bet you still would goof. . . Geeeze. . . Na sickness??

Ranoscky:
@Babyme, i must confess that you'r the reason why "James Blunt" sang the song titled "YOU'R BEAUTIFUL" !!!
You'r truely beautiful indeed, i really love that pix. When i first saw it, i was like ~~> The pix is so ~~>

As for Basket mouth, even his posture alone on that pix is comedy.

I wish him and his wife a happy married life !!!

, . . .what do U xpect 4rm a 12 megapixel? Even Obj will luk like Denzel under a 12-14 megapixel flash light. . .

[quote author=Cork-Mr link=topic=544092.msg7072502#msg7072502 date=1288803733]true, i guess they more beutiful coz they always  look like men,  very muscular! [/quote]. . .guy your attempt at humour is sickening and boring. . If U no get gist 4 mouth just shut da hell up, U just dey yarn opkata since like person wey dey possessed by a retarded ghost. . .scheeew. . . If na like say pesin like U dey my side dey scatar yarn dust like U, i go just knack U to silence. . . With Ur very poor spellings and very wrong grammar, na who even dash U bandwidth sef. . .

Ghanaians annoy me with their misplaced sense of decence and hollow sense of righteousness. If any movie industry is going down the "holywood lewd sex scenes and shiyt", it is the so-called Ghollywood. Lately, their actors and actresses and movie makers ve continued to make homosexual movies and other sexually depraving movies, how many Nigerian fans ve lashed out on them for making those movies, instead, Nigerians in their usual manner ve supported them buy rushing to see their junk movies without any hateful comments. Thesame pretenders have a stash of playboy mag and stacks of other Indecency video yet they are quick to stick their crooked finger accuse. . .4ck em all, no one is forcing ya'll to C the movie just dont act holier than thou when a lot of you ghanaians are big fans of hollywood sex ridden movies. Buncha hypocrites and pretenders!!

[quote author=bk.babe97y link=topic=544314.msg7069105#msg7069105 date=1288776583]Well, u decided to play Aladdin by calling my name. . . . Wht can this genie do for your life?[/quote]. . . Ok seriously, are U not true to type? Why U dey para na, who does not know Ur past time job here on NL, Huh? Lol. . . Come on loosen up mehn!

[quote author=bk.babe97y link=topic=544314.msg7068965#msg7068965 date=1288775268]I see the Royal Nut Licker arrived early to work today. . . . . .[/quote]. . . Woulda been surprised if U didn't show up. . .still waitin for Bluetooth, Ezeuche,Mekusxx

And as for MR TRIBAL ACTIVIST, Mehn. . . Hearing the word tribal itself is scaring me already and yet I am Mama Ngozi. Mama Ngozi is not suppose to fear anything but when I fear sumthin, than it must be very very serious


Because you have a 17 inch cork as you claim to be (Cork means Fowl and Chicken), therefore u are an official YEYE FOWL! You should be proud naa
[quote][/quote]hahahahahahahahaha. . . .well it depends on what you call weird you know?? A guy that insists on having very sadistic sex like being tied to d chair or being burnt with hot candle wax while his woman licks and caresses him is weird to some chick yet very sexually exciting to some or even the ones that insist they must eat ya @$$ and before the real sex. Weird is subjective and is based on taste. . .lol. . . So I beg to disagree that some chicks will still fall head over heels for weird. . Lol
As for Tribal Activists. . . They get most of the chicks if you dont know, all they need to do is to appeal to the cultural affiliations and idiosyncrasies of the Chick and you see the chick drooling and writing the guy's name alluva her profile page. . .lol. . .if U doubt me, look up whose name is on ileke-idi's profile comment. . . Hahahahaha. . .poster, you didn't hear it 4rm me O! Lol
And by the way, the name Mama Ngozi rings a bell, are you also Gaby?

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=544314.msg7068180#msg7068180 date=1288765985]Hmmm, . . . . Interesting category but I doubt the ladies would go for them


I am indirectly referring to that phrase


U must have bad taste for men

And No, Chamotex is staying in that category because he is not that neutral [/quote]. . . .what makes you think so?? You would be surprise how much charisma and Charm these dudes ve got. . .lol, u Never know. . .you never know!!