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Riversman
It's better to keep quite and let ppl ve doubts abt whether U are a føol or not than open your mouth and remove all doubts.
U re new around here wait and see how things are done b4 rushing out to post hokus pokum!

@jdamian
U ve taught me sth I will use for those bimbo chics I will use when I go back to Sch nxt yr, MCMU( Mgbeke Chori meet Up) I am so loving this igbo catchphrase,aptly describes a lot of galz even here on NL.

Serious Guy? Helloo this girl is barely an adult,Na wa to Una O!
As for Dollars and Pounds talking,of course U re right,if not wetin go give YOBO lever near that kind very fine gal? Hmmm? Make Una tell me fault finders.abeg make una free the chick.

Ogba ncha!
Guy wat do U want us to tell U,O boy continue with Ur Soapy.lol!

2.DENZEL WASHINGTON(Actor,Director)
The WALK.Forget his classic good looks and smooth persona;what makes Denzel Hayes Washington above all else is the way he walks.Nearly all Cool black Men have a Swagger, but only Denzel could make Strutting down the street in a zoot suit in "Malcom X", or walking across a lawn wearing a wife-beater in "Devil in a Blue Dress" or Trotting in chains as an AWOL union soldier in "Glory" all look equally look CooL.
For Many women,the only thing better than meeting Denzel face-to-face is the image of Denzel walking away.
Now that's CooL.

Hi Guyz,
While I was reading a magazine(name witheld),I came across this very captivating topic whose theme got me feeling like it after reading the topic,I thought it would be a great idea if I shared it with Nairalanders and get Ur reactions.The theme of the discussion is "The Genius Of CooL" and the Questions is who should make the List of "The 25 CooLest Brothers Of All Time".The word "CooL" is, at its heart,a type of permanent relaxation despite whatever circumstances you find yourself in.
An African American Celeb once explained that "trying to Relax" is a contradiction in terms, cos the more U try to relax the more it eludes U.Thus the only way to try is by not trying.
CooL is a form of Negro Zen,honed under the worst of circumstances,some black black folks used to say,if the white man built its society on efforts to keep black folks perpetually off balance,"CooL" was the ultimate retaliation,a way of not only remaining balanced,but making it look effortless.
Now let me wind down a bit here,enough description about "CooL".Am going to be giving my own top cool brothers whose elegance,self-possession and ability to be fluent in body Language drips with every letter of the word "CooL".
1.BARACK OBAMA
The very fact that this man thinks on camera and presents unmanufactured ideas to the listening public-That's CooL"
That he is the only brother to run for the President of the US,was embraced by millions of Americans for who he is-That's CooL.
That this middle aged Man who's consistently called young,who exhibits calm under duress and control under simmering fire,is now the leader of the free world-Excuse Me,but that's CooL.
Young people flock to his call coz they trust his promise for the future-CooL.Educated people rush to his side coz the appreciate intelligent conversation after 8yrz of inarticulate gibberish.So CooL.Brown People embrace him because we can't believe a brother could make it this far with his integrity,values,sense of self,swagger and vision intact.Very CooL.
Even in the murk of Politics,Barack Obama genuinely loves his wife,his family and his-Now That is So CooL.

U can say that again Platinumnk, dunno if U ve noticed,she kinda look lyk Rihana in some way but way finer than riri though!

A time will come when U will wish U didn't do that!

What a Boring interview Typical of A Bimbo! Lacks depth and cast unneccessary aspersions.
I wonder who the Gold digger is here! Abi dis one brain na rubber?!

@Marocguy
No worry my guy(lol) U and Ur guy go harmmer too, hehehehehe, who says money ir evil,na the lack of it is evil jare! Infact,if U no get am,U no go reach heaven.

And Contrary to player haterz beliefs,Adeaze Igwe is from a very privilege background,her Dad is a big time business mogul and her very pretty Mum is a fulfilled lawyer practising in Abuja,so U guyz should cut the gold digger crap U re trying to portray her as.Whether the gal was a beauty queen or not,Yobo still would ve fell for her on first contact,she's not the kinda gal that will walk pass any man and not get a second,third and may be prolonged look at and What's the big deal if she is getting engage at 19,she's not the first to be engaged at that age,besides her Mum luks like she pretty much married her dad around thesame age cos she looks 30somtin to me from the pic of she and her daughter I saw in a mag,U can google Linda Ikeji's Blog for Adaeze and Her mum's pic ,the Mum is very very pretty and looks way too young to fink she's Adaeze's mum,i heard she also contested in the 80's,runs in the family I guez.So haterz don't hate the Player hate The Game!

Some ppl just like to give themselves reasons to find flaws sha, signs of insecurity and personal inadequacy.

Mr Saga Nna spill Ur guts,the chick dey try U,show am who Da Man is!

@Michelin
I just finished lukin at ya pic,not bad even though it looks a bit of a photoshopped job to moi,like the hand for instance,doesn't luk lyk Urs then the smile too doesn't fit the Head, hahahaha, but seriously, is that realy U? As for the physical defects like U alluded,I will let U tell Us,Lmao at NL Gals wif thier bad mouth.Most of em don't even ve their own pic on their profile O!

FL Gator
Chineke meh! Osenobua!
Na Baba Suwe na im be like Ape so! shio! na wa for dis kind pic O! Take it down biko make some whity wey neva see black ppl b4 no go fink say na so all of us look.lol

Swallow Ur whole Head? Na so ya head small reach? Hehehehehehe, but seriously ve U kissed a wide mouth b4? The truely good kissers,they are skillful wif the thing and dexterous wif thier mouth,try it and see, hehehehehe,
Disclaimer(OYO lvls)

@Amaka
Wat's with U and nolly ppl's MOUTH?HUH! Hahahahahahaha, although na through sha Kenneth get very wide mouth(lol) me fink women like guyz wif wide mouth at least they make good Kissers!!
Umu Nwanyi shey I dey Lie!

@Micheline
Me sef no go lie am not huge fan of our home vids but atleast I watch em somtymz esp when my nieces are around they love em but for me to be interested certain ppl ve to be there gene is 1,she's a natural,bimbo akintola,Ramsey,steph,ini and co.And like U am disgusted by the sight of pot bellies esp if it is a woman that's carrying it,as for men wif pot belly,no big deal our agbada and 1500 attires can make pot bellies cool.
Ok U sef check it out,who will luk cooler in our native attaires,a pot bellied Obor-sor-njor or Mr Bush, lol, nollywood guyz make Pot bellies look cool but for fmalez wif pot bellies, nyama,yukyyuky.and did I hear U say U know Ur physical defects,Ngwa tell Us ozugbo ozugbo,
*Zooms off to Check Michelin Profil Picsure*

Reminds Me of Mel Gibson's 'What a woman wants',basically,a man that can read em and pull a fast one on em while they are still in the process of finking it.A man that knows the next move his woman is abt to take and surprise her wif that same move,A man that's in control but gives his woman the illusion of her being in control, eva heard that line in Lionel Richie and Enrique Iglesia's "To Love A Woman" where they sing,"I dunno wat it is but she drives me crazy,she can make me laf wen i wanna cry
She tells me that am in control but I know it's just a lie"
That's exactly wat a woman wants,and of course she doesn't wanna be the other woman,it's all or nothing,if I lie ask em(LoL).

Madam e don do eh biko!I trust say U sabi answer ppl anytime any day,U even dey ready to enter dsame sokoto with em to show say U no dey weak or U no dey take crap 4rm anyone but all join sha! Just bone am! Sometimes silence is more powerful than gragra,at least U no be agbero wey dey always dey always spoil for fight.
Seriously,if U re internet savvy,U will understand wat that homey is tryinna do to ya psychologically,U can't always ve d last say galfriend,no wen to draw the line,no need to fume in the face and burst a blood vessel all in the name of I hate Rita D,she won't even miss one stick of her sweet scented Malboro cigar if U burst ur red blood cells for her, heheheheheehehe, learn to laf off certain stuf like BJMIGHTY'S post to U,see it for wat it's,a joke,kinda sacarstic comic, who knows he might be tripping for U(lol), too much ado abt nothing, there's life beyond the bandwith confines of NL,So Cheer Up and Get busy.Meanwhile this Toni Braxon song,"let it flow" is playing now and am finking this chick is talking to that other chick, "Just Let It Flow"

lol real hard@Bjmighty
Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, OMG am cracking on my bed,Bjmighty U dey craze O!!Lol, hehehehehehehehe, ye my belle Oh!! NL PPL no go kill Me dis early morning, guy come first O!!lol, which one again be ASP(assembly of stupid people)this is damn funny, Gosh am shaking all becoz of laf.

Abeg enough of Rita Dominic Nwaturuocha(lol),Chei Naija boyz don lose,chei! see as them  swiss boyz dey jump up and down for ABUJA STADIUM.NGWA boys make Una go chere Umu ndi ocha for road,dem must share sth give boys,

Tripping on U?puu-leease give me a break! Na my sista abi na my galfriend! fact is,It's U who needz to take a chill pill wif the way U take dey fight bcoz U know like Rita.
Ngwa shake hands,kiss,embrace and pat eachother's back, hehehehehehe, Me sef!I carry 4 body O! Lol!

And Nne stop fronting I don see Ur picsure,although I don't want to start badmouthing,U and I know where U stand,imagine how U go feel if dat ya picsure was a subject of heavy derision and mockery.
Mess dey swit wen e be say na ya yansh mess am abi!.lol, nwanne hafu kwa O! Onye orwu la nwe chara comma.

Like she gives a damn if U commit suicide for her sake!

Stop decieving Urself,U care too much not to give a Damn,if U didn't U wouldn't ve bothered replying all the time,Ur problem is,U don't know when to shut up.Anyone that has an opposing view with U must be showered with abuses and Ur usual American epithets(4ck off and Co),this has been Ur pattern in almost every thread U comment,am even surprise I didn't get one 4rm U,Do U always ve to pick a fight with sb or win every arguement?
Anyone that reads Ur comments on Rita D will know that U are straight up hating on her,nobody says U shouldn't criticize but going below the belt to call her names like "Ash tray" and stuff is pure hating and My dear,Hating is a very Bad disease,I wish U a quick recovery,Get Well soon!

This one sef and her crap,always shitting crap 4rm her mouth wat a dumb kid.wat can I say,"ur bad manners are only exceeded by Ur bad manners" keep talking and losing value,i saw in a thread where U were nominated as the most childish and Rude Fmale in NL,what a virtue.Maybe U don't know ppl re watching U.

Jonathan should stop moaning and start taking active measures to curb their excesses,who is he complaining to? Is he not the FG,how can the benefits of the relationship be skewed towards the SAfricans,they ve just as much to lose,it is either they shape up or ship out.