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Celebrities › Re: Toni Braxton And Beyonce---who Is The Sexiest? by rhymz(m): 12:16am On Dec 08, 2009

Come on Guyz,truth be told,Beyonce is way Sexier than Toni Braxon.if we were talking of Toni in 1995 then we can say that but now? Bee beats her pants down,she aint got nothing on Bee.
However I am Huge fan of Toni,I ve a truck load of her ol songs,matter of fact am listening to one of her tracks "In The Late of The Night" Gosh! This Gal and Whitney have a way of singing that's got Soul in it.Toni has a rich mix of "malish"/feminine voice that gives U that ooh feeling, this song is so touching, I wanna cry!!lol

Car Talk › Re: Aba Ingenuity-people’s Creativity Rebuilds Banned Okada In Aba To Tricycles by rhymz(m): 9:44pm On Dec 07, 2009

proudly9ja:
Ok, time for Amaka and rhymz to get a room, lol
Hahahahaha. . . . .a room? Abeg O! I get babe O! Make my siwity no hear am besidz Amaka is like ma younger sis,abi U want make we commit incest?

Romance › Re: New Era Of Word Censorship On Nairaland by rhymz(m): 12:04pm On Dec 07, 2009

Seun:
Dear Nairalanders,

We have recently been informed that Google is not happy with the kind of language Nairalanders use on the Nairaland Forum. They have even taken punitive measures against us to drive home the point that they want Nairaland to be clean: no dirty language, illegal activities, etc.

As a result of this, we had no choice but to install a strong word filter to eliminate any words which are embarrassing to advertisers or not family-friendly. We are also putting the Sexuality section in a hidden area, because there's no family-friendly way to discuss sexuality.

You have to understand that my hands are tied. We have no choice on this matter. So please, any Nairalander that attempts to bypass the censorship filter in any way will be treated as a spammer. You're going to be banned both by human beings and bots.

There are millions of topics we can discuss without having to use x-rated words. Let's focus on them!

Regards,
Seun Osewa.
Nairaland Founder & Admin

come off it Mr Admin,are u tryinna tell me that if i google any of these words they wont yield results.Abeg I know believe U jor.
Am not even bothered about the censorship what I find annoying are the replacements of those words. . . .they lose their intended meaning and most of them mean totally different things.There's a very big difference in meaning btw O.rgasm and Halleluya that smacks off laziness on Ur part. . . U re spoiling everything may be U shoul creat a thread and list words U want ppl to help U with their substitutes. . . Not this manliness shyt,that sound silly in context.

Nairaland General › Re: Michelin89 Vs Na2day?: The Final Battle by rhymz(m): 10:40am On Dec 07, 2009

Ye pka! i said it!!
Gators O! See falling of ball Chineke Meen! na wetin U dey do be dis. . . I don die dis gal IndecentStar O! See Indecency on NL O!

Nairaland General › Re: Michelin89 Vs Na2day?: The Final Battle by rhymz(m): 10:27am On Dec 07, 2009

chinesedoll:
dis boi u be real devil

hehehehe. . .omo how I take be devil? Am not d one killing over BoOBs and Ass and just a report analyst. . . Besides that lil gal in Ur profile pic is in an upcoming babe,my lil nephew here is also an upcoming Dude. . .lol. . What do U fink. . Hehehehehehe. . .

Nairaland General › Re: Michelin89 Vs Na2day?: The Final Battle by rhymz(m): 10:18am On Dec 07, 2009

FL Gators:
How many threads have you accused women? insulted them?
On every thread. . . .now you're yapping?
You're an hypocrite. . . . . I've already told you its because am jealous. . . .more?

nah!
I don't fink Na2day curses women. . . He's a gent even im yabs and curses are gentlemanly. . .if U meet a misogynist,i mean real one with bad mouth. . . U go don take vex go crash since.

Nairaland General › Re: Michelin89 Vs Na2day?: The Final Battle by rhymz(m): 10:12am On Dec 07, 2009

FL Gators:
You forgot, you're now my focal point.
I'm disturbed by a woman who has a man but yet reveals herself to other men. . . .and you're disturbed about my observation.

The same men who post poo about women and their decency is the same "innocent" one who views their indecency.
Let's say. . . .you point your thumb while you pint your index finger.

OH. .MY. .GOD. . .
You didn't. . .You didn't just throw shyt at Plat OMG. . .gators just gave Plat an E-4ck U and Waka all at thesame time. . . Get ready gurly. . .sb is goina get 4ck'd out now. . .oh geez. . .i can feel the rage right now. . .

Nairaland General › Re: Michelin89 Vs Na2day?: The Final Battle by rhymz(m): 10:05am On Dec 07, 2009

OMG! This aint gettin good for the Gators as she's been spyked by a cylinda. . .hehehe. . . I dey see danger. . . Wahala dey

Nairaland General › Re: Michelin89 Vs Na2day?: The Final Battle by rhymz(m): 9:58am On Dec 07, 2009

Na2day
I wont let U kill sb here not in my presence. . .can't U see she's bleeding 4rm the nose as a result of tha e-upper cut U just gave her. . . Lol. . .no match and definitly no gas. . .

Nairaland General › Re: Michelin89 Vs Na2day?: The Final Battle by rhymz(m): 9:53am On Dec 07, 2009

FL Gators:
I'm not jealous again?
Do you want to go over your previous post?
You've overblowned this. . . .

What was all this about ?
Did naday? give you the liberty to accuse me?

What I want to understand is why women cant take advice. . . . it befuddles me.
Well, you're not the only one. When I told my friend that her guy was messing with her, I was jealous
When she told me my guy was fake, I didnt believe her for a while. Now I do sha

moment of truth. . . Hehehehe. . . E be like say na2day don Use man hand give am e-punches and now she's bleeding. . . First Aiiid! Sb is going down!

Nairaland General › Re: Michelin89 Vs Na2day?: The Final Battle by rhymz(m): 9:48am On Dec 07, 2009

@Plat
The popcorn don finish na guguru na im remain. . .I hope U got strong teeth to grind am U know say U be butter and U teeth be like milk. . . Hehehehe. . .

Nairaland General › Re: Michelin89 Vs Na2day?: The Final Battle by rhymz(m): 9:36am On Dec 07, 2009

And ehm. . .ehmm. .Mr Moderator. .Mr Moderator U re spoiling my fun O,enh! i can't even say bo.obs or brea.st or even bob.by without U editing it to Bossom. . Scheew. . .ki lo n je be? i go fight U O?

Nairaland General › Re: Michelin89 Vs Na2day?: The Final Battle by rhymz(m): 9:29am On Dec 07, 2009

@Na2day
Brother Plss! gas and matches?Chineke mei!! Has it come to that??. . .Mbanu Nnwanne!! Na mouth war be dis one face am!! And Gators. . . Run. .run. .run 4 ya life. . . .lol. .

Nairaland General › Re: Michelin89 Vs Na2day?: The Final Battle by rhymz(m): 9:23am On Dec 07, 2009

Geez na my fellow Guy na im this chick dey yab like dis? Chineke Meeen!! I can't see myself. . Hehehehe

Nairaland General › Re: Michelin89 Vs Na2day?: The Final Battle by rhymz(m): 9:16am On Dec 07, 2009

Oook!! May be I should just grab a soda and a chair and relax. . . .since I am goina be free until 1pm. . . Let's see how this thingy Goes!!
OBO NA SERIOUS MATTER INDEED.

Nairaland General › Re: Michelin89 Vs Na2day?: The Final Battle by rhymz(m): 9:03am On Dec 07, 2009

Can't believe grown Ass males and Females re here worrying and cursing eachother out over bobby and Ass. . . Get real ppl. . .wetin concern matter wether Una get three bobbies or basin size asses abi Una wan make career out bobby and Ass!!
Like my guyz go dey talk:
'Obo na serious Matter'

Politics › Re: I am not dead. I shall live my years. Yar Adua. by rhymz(m): 7:05am On Dec 07, 2009

@Vicent
U just registered on NL and U fink indulging in unneccessary tribal insults like 10yr old will make U porpular around here??ha . . .ha. .ha. .ha. .let's see how long U will last b4 ppl start ignoring Ur weakmindedness.

Politics › Re: $15.3m Fraud Uncovered In External Affairs Ministry by rhymz(m): 6:48am On Dec 07, 2009

@Aloy-Emeka
God forbid that kinda thing.
Sjeezy is a brainless kid,nothing like me abeg!
Check our post wella biko,awum nwa afor igbo!!

Politics › Re: $15.3m Fraud Uncovered In External Affairs Ministry by rhymz(m): 6:45am On Dec 07, 2009

As for that Harlot Thingy wey dey make U dey para(Lol),Shey na lie? I Know U re so angry that I brought up Ur life style but do U blame Me? If U had learnt not to throw stone in a glass house,NLanders wouldn't ve known but U just wont listen now U re barking and convulsing.Relax Men! i didn't even tell them anything and U re over-reacting and causing more attention to Urself.
If U act a good gal,Ur secrets will be safe wif me!! But if U want to act like a biatch then get ready to eat Ur own shyt in the full glare of NLanders, . . .Be warned Tpia,U better start acting Ur age!!

Politics › Re: $15.3m Fraud Uncovered In External Affairs Ministry by rhymz(m): 6:33am On Dec 07, 2009

Tpia,
U re a Genetic Garbage incapable of any worthy discussion.I will continue to wipe those demons outta U.Facking tribalist hag venting her frustrations of not being married on cyberspace.U better stick to the topic U know best "How to Keep Ur ToTo Clean". . .stup.id Fugly thing that's a waste of time and space.

Celebrities › Re: Omotola Jalade: I Put Nollywood Where It Is Today by rhymz(m): 5:31am On Dec 07, 2009

Omotola has always done crappy stuff and at best average materials but many didn't realise it until the likes of Jeny and Stephanie started taking it to another level by doing movies that were not just the normal nollyshyt,they started collaborating with production outfits outta Naija thus we had them giving us the real shyt.Go check Jeny in 360 degrees or Steph in her new movie which at the moment is a best seller.Even Dakore can boast of better movies with better productions than Omotola abi na their command of grammar,Omo does not even come close, what's all the brouhaha about just an average Omotola.

Celebrities › Re: Omotola Jalade: I Put Nollywood Where It Is Today by rhymz(m): 5:17am On Dec 07, 2009

FL Gators:
Thank you, that's what she said.
Name any actor/actress that are also Nollywoo producers with quality movies.

ego Boyo comes to mind.This lady does not do crap,she's one person that does not compromise quality.Ask anyone in the industry.No need to argue it Omotala like Michelin and Amaka have already saidy is just there to feed her mouth with her crappy movies,What the hell is Rihanna and Beyonce,I so hate the Idea.Rubbish! Does not make any meaning.

Car Talk › Re: Aba Ingenuity-people’s Creativity Rebuilds Banned Okada In Aba To Tricycles by rhymz(m): 10:15pm On Dec 06, 2009

[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=361938.msg5060903#msg5060903 date=1260132275]youre a twin? woah!! identical or fraternal?
i surprisingly learned pigeon mostly from naija movies, in naija, and a little bit more on nairaland. haha
hahaha i wish not to discuss such on nairaland these days.
my enemies are here! grin

[/quote]hahahaha. . . Fraternal my Dear. . . We are nothing alike(lol). . . He likes stuf I don't laf. . .and by the way, wat's up wif those succulent lips U keep changing. . .abeg O! It's dark here and cold dey catch me here O!lol. . . .BTW. . . Who re Ur enemies here. . .hehehehehe. . . Bjmighty. . . Dat guy na Ur husband na. . . Im dey trip for U o!

Car Talk › Re: Aba Ingenuity-people’s Creativity Rebuilds Banned Okada In Aba To Tricycles by rhymz(m): 9:35pm On Dec 06, 2009

[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=361938.msg5060659#msg5060659 date=1260129223]lmao! i claim imo state even though i wasnt born in naija at all. but if the two of my parents are from imo, then me too, i am from imo.
you didnt know that? i have mentioned it plenty of times before on NL. lol
i have been to naija before, yes.
and no, im not the only child.
LMAO!! rhymz, you are too funny sha. grin

[/quote]. . .hmmm!! Am impressed, realy.know this for a fact,whether U were born in kanfachan or in heaven as long as both of em parents are 4rm imo state and they even thought it wisely to give U Amaka, . . Nne U re a Nigeria don't ever doubt that.besidez,U speak pigeon english like a typical Naija babe.so how many siblings ve U got? Am a twin by the way?

Car Talk › Re: Aba Ingenuity-people’s Creativity Rebuilds Banned Okada In Aba To Tricycles by rhymz(m): 8:51pm On Dec 06, 2009

[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=361938.msg5060540#msg5060540 date=1260128013]i love naija!! i cant help it.
you wouldnt expect me to know about owerri? ehh? that one na my mama and papa's land. why shouldnt i know about it?
imo state is my state so of course!! lol
so you are currently in Owerri? cool. cool

there are some naija kids born out here that could care less, but some like me that do care to know what is happening.
part of the reason why i joined this place.[/quote]. . . .OH. .MA. .GOD. . .Amaka is 4rm Imo State. . .are U kidding Me. . . .o boy three Gbosa to U and Ur parents Ngwa . .Gbosa. .Gbosa . .Gbosa. . .dem try.Are U the only child?? ever been to Naija b4??
Am currently in Lag right now where I am doing my 6months IT programme,will be going back to sch in january nxt yr. . .hmm. . .dis world small O!

Car Talk › Re: Aba Ingenuity-people’s Creativity Rebuilds Banned Okada In Aba To Tricycles by rhymz(m): 8:30pm On Dec 06, 2009

[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=361938.msg5060412#msg5060412 date=1260126797]you live in naija or something? lol
well i know about those cart/tricycle things cause my mom was telling me about how they banned okadas in owerri in october 2008 (i think) and how they replaced them with three-wheeled carts or something. lol
and ive seen a pic or two somewhere.
so the tricycles in owerri arent stable? bad idea? ehh??[/quote]hahahahahahaha. . . . Born and bred in Naija,Lagos to be precise,infact,the roughest and kpaki places in Lagos,Surulere and Festac but my university education is in the east,Owerre to be precise. . . are U surprise? Am even more surprise that U could even know abt Owerre. . .hehehehehd. . . . My cousins who were born and raised in the States just like U don't know shyt abt Naija and don't even care to know. . . Their dad tried enrolling them in a sch in Owerre,it ended in a sour taste and they packed their bags and went back to the states and never talked abt it. . . .hehehehe. . . Ur type give Ur parents and ppl back home some hope. . .hehehe

Car Talk › Re: Aba Ingenuity-people’s Creativity Rebuilds Banned Okada In Aba To Tricycles by rhymz(m): 8:09pm On Dec 06, 2009

[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=361938.msg5059793#msg5059793 date=1260121393]i know that.
but when you think of the other factors like so/so roads, traffic lights, people that actually OBEY driving laws, ect ect
and you hardly see motorcycles here. yes you see them, but i bet the ratio to okadas in nigeria compared to motorcycles in the USA is probably 200:1
its just a simple question that i asked, no biggie.
so have they conducted any test to ensure the safety of this new machine or are they just throwing it on the road?
i think Owerri has something similar to this, although i think its an actual car/cart that was built with 3 wheels, or something like that, i cant describe it.[/quote]hahahaha, Amaka. .Amaka. . .I dey feel U and your passion. . .U should be a lawyer!! How U take no wetin dey happen for Owerre. . .hmmm. . .Well sha! u re not far 4rm the truth,however,what U are actually referring to re Tricycles and nothing more.I am yet to see these okada turned tricycle models in Owerre.I was there 3 days ago and that's where I sch. . . Infact,I doubt if the SG will allow it but I must confess,those aba models are as efficient if not more than those tricycles that appear to be unstable. . . .I respect the craftmen in Aba,these guys are damn good in anything they do. . . .as a matter of fact, no state can boast of raw talents in craft like Aba. . . It's a statement of fact!! go to Aba and see for Urself. . .these guyz are geniuses.

Celebrities › Re: Omotola Jalade: I Put Nollywood Where It Is Today by rhymz(m): 8:28am On Dec 06, 2009

[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=361935.msg5057373#msg5057373 date=1260061467]oh shut up.
im a fan of genny but i dont believe she put nollywood where it is today either, even though she is one of the best they have, along with omo.
lets pay credit where its due and give it to the producers and writers of good scripts (like Emem Isong for example)
i may be a genny fan but im not an ass kisser like this guy here.[/quote]Let's face the truth,even in terms of professional acting skills,she's just average.Jeny is way better than Omo when it comes to skillz,Omotola to me,sometimes over-reacts and doesn't know how to bring out emotions,this is where I score Jeny and stella damascus high.Like I ve always said,Omotola is a stereotyped actress,she's yet to move out of her comfort zone and do some real emotional shit.Her delivery is also just average jeny beats her hands down on that.Jeny's command of English is way better than Omotola's.I heard her once, 'say put off the stove' in a movie,'instead of put out the stove',her grammatical construction is usually very simple and common place,too ordinary for an actress of her status.I want to see her do more challenging roles that will bring her best and show us some real talent besides a pretty face.

Celebrities › Re: Omotola Jalade: I Put Nollywood Where It Is Today by rhymz(m): 8:26am On Dec 06, 2009

Celebrities › Re: Omotola Jalade: I Put Nollywood Where It Is Today by rhymz(m): 7:49am On Dec 06, 2009

Me i no go lie,to a large extent,the theme is misleading.However,I totally disagree that she's one of those that put Nollywood where it's today especially when she presumed that when she came in there was practically nothing in nollywood,that's a big fat lie.A person that's not conversant with the industry development will think that she is a pioneer.That was careless and tactless and any furious observer could choose to construe it as the OP has done, if she claims to put nollywood where it's today what will the likes of Joke silver,Sandra Achumes,Bob Emmanuel,Olu JACOB,Uche Osetule(i used to love dis gal back then,she also made me cry in onome),Pete edochie(things fall apart remains a classics),Frances Agu(RIP)Hilda Dokubo,Liz Benson(no female deserves it more)Ragina Askia,Pat Atah,Ramsey Nuoah,Segun Arinze,baba Suwe,Aluwe,Sam loco and so on. , it smacks of arrogance to ignore these great ppl's achievements who actually were the ones that started when the industry had nothing and paved the way for her likes.My problem with Omotola is that she talks too much without tact and restraint,everytime she grants an interview she always comes off as arrogant and talkative,talks too much like a high sch kid but she's maturing and it's evidenced in the interview except for some minor idiosynracies here and there.

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