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. . . . . .hahahahahahaha. . . . .these two husband and wife no go kill person. . . . .two of U are tripping for eachother in a 'lomantic' way(LoL)

Who is in Charge of administration on NL,u better Do sth Fast!
I was just going through the post on NL,enjoying and having a good laf at some of em funny posts like Becomrich's,then I decided to Look up the screen for em latest Member,Lo and behold to My Greatest surprise and shock, I saw a name(I know at this point everyone will say and so fucking what in unison) but it was not just the about name,it was the name itself.It read 'Rhymez'.Rhymez?? it was like Me seeing another Me in Tokyo Japan,What the heck is going on,Am suppose to be "rhymz" so who Da hell is Rhymez??Admin what Da frick did U allow that For? Is dis some kinda Clone contest or what? I thought the site admin has mechanisms for preventing this kinda Mix Up?
Anyway,on a lighter Note,Rhymez when U see this Post,of course U re goina be seeing this Thread everywhere,don't hesitate to pay homage to rhymz(there can only be one me cos aint nobody do it like I do).In the mean time just be enjoying the influence and respect that name commands(LoL),It's one of the many benefits of being rhymz. . . . .heheheheheheh Hehehehehehehe

@Londoner
Why do U sound so much like we ve been on thesame thread about this kinda Topic before?
I remember U,U were the one that Ghanaian guy was flirting with. . . .what's his name again. . .Oh yes,Abranti or sth similar. . . Hmmm. . . i see U got Urself a Charlie,just be careful with em skin Dudu,Fugly Ghanaian boys,most of em are fuckin insecure when they see Nigerians.

Well,the only thing This Ghanaian Goon has said that I agree with is the fact that a lot of Nigerians are more comfortable bad mouthing their own country than giving solution.
I remember my encounter with 'Kobojunkie',his anti Nigeria opinion was just apalling,it came to a point I resorted to raining abuses on the Junky.I mean to think some Nigerians(most of the times Diasporans) can make very stupid statements about their own country says very little of the pple.
Ghanaians are a jealous bunch,I remember how I shut one of em up in a thread here trying to do thesame shit.
Fact is,Ghana is too small to talk where Nigeria talks,the size of the economy is just abt the size of Lagos economy.I am yet to see any major break through in Ghana to make them beat their chest in pride.Even though Ghanaa is just about the size of Kano,they ve just about thesame problem that Nigeria has,the difference is they are making progress while naija is retrogressing. But as a ppl they can't say they are better of than Nigerians in all ramifications.
I can spend the whole day highlighting what is not right in Ghana but at the end of the Day what would I ve achieved?Nigeria even in its present comatose stage is still way bigger than Ghana in economics of scale and revenue generation,at best Ghana can compete with Lagos in terms of economy of scale generated revenue not the whole of Nigeria.If a South African was making this statement I would ve agreed to a large extent because they ve got both the economy of scale,revenue and the population to compete but minute Ghana? That's like killing a fly with a machine gun,there's no need to compete,it's suicidal and unfair to Ghana.

@deor03
U just said echoed my thoughts.
Ghanaians make me hate them with the way they always compete unneccessarily with Nigeria.I ve never seen a ppl so insecure like Ghanaians.Africans and their mentality sometimes feels me with rage.
The good thing is,Nigeria careless abt competing with Ghana,if Nigeria succeeds today,Ghana will be better for it but they don't understand that.They are so blinded by their hate that they 4get that they will be the biggest beneficiaries if Naija succeeds.

I ve said this in several threads,Yaradua is a Greedy Bastard! As for the stupid dumb wife,her name fills my palate with bile,she's not worth a mention in my post.
I pray he dies there and stop putting Nigerians through hardship.
One thing must be made clear,Whether the power-drunks that surround him exist or not,it's obvious that Yaradua is deadmeat,facking vagetables,it is irrelevant what he says or whether he comes back to this country useless and looking a minute away frm death,the constitution must take its course.He obviously can't do anything even if they bungle him back to pre-empt speculations,Jonathan must be made to take the Saddle of Leadership.Who cares what he or his window dressers tell Nigerians.

Mr Naliakar
I shudder at Ur Logic here O!
What do U mean by our capacity to cause change in our political agencies has been reduced to wishing Yaradua Dead?
If anyone is showing insensitivity my friend,it's the Lame Duck,he just won't bulge and is ready to take Nigeria to the grave with him.
For God sake,the man is now vagetables,he obviously can't carry on with the demands of his job,the honest thing to do is to write to the NA to inform them and then hand over leadership to a healthy VP but Nope,he's already neck deep playing partisan politics of tribal domination of power.I don't wish him death but Nigeria does not have to suffer because he suffers,if he won't see reasons,then may be wishing him death will be appropriate to make him see reasons.I don't want to go into the negetive effects of how his lethargic style has been causing Nigerians untold hardship and sending them to early grave(My Dad inclusive).How dare U sit in Ur armchair and trivialize what this greedy Bastard is doing to us.I don't live in the Americas or Europe neither do I enjoy the luxuries of this thieving ELITE,I live here in Lagos and go through the pains every Nigerian goes through.Every action and inaction of this Government affects me negetively most of the times,So I beg U Mr. to size up the enormity of the situation before U unintentionally add salt to ppl's injury with careless statements devoid of human feelings and the reality on ground.

Tanimz
There's nothing U can tell me about Chief priest,I ve a relative whose father is in it,Go to imo state and ask for oke dibia 4rm Ngor-opkala,he's very wealthy and nice but believe me U don't want to incur his wrath,he is as wicked as his very nice nature.So forget that crap abt some of em being good and stuff.They swing both ways-good and bad,if U want him to kpai Ur enemy(as if U are not someone else's enemy Urself) he will and if U want him to spare em he will,So cut the crap and Die it there.Dibia na Dibia.

1.Dede1. . . I am yet to see anyone on NL with a grasp of Nigerian History like Dede's.His style of writing represents the intelligentsia class of NL.I like Dede's way of arguement,pointblank,no need to make unneccessary attempts to impress his opponents,He argues with facts and critical analysis.He is the only one that I ve seen on NL that ve the clout to argue both 4rm the standpoint of a historian and a dogged political analyst.Dede's comments on issues are usually thought provoking.He is an uncommon firebrand.
2.AloyEmeka. . . .in these days where very stupid,unserious,boring and jejune threads make it to the front page with faster than light speed(No thanks to most of these rubber stamp MODs),AloyEmeka strikes a balance with threads that are very interesting and are a delight to participate in.Without him,NL as a whole would ve been a bore,he's one Guy that U will hate to miss.
3.Becomrich. . . .For his Delusions,Let's face it,he brings comics to any thread,he serves as a tension neutralizer with his "Mad Man Theories" and "satelite Maps". . . . of course the Yorubas must join benin if Nigeria is to survive(LoL),what a way to relax with Becomerich reeling out jokes.Like somebody said: he thinks he has conversations with God.
Can U imagine that?

LASU is a Den of thugs,I wonder why Government allows schools like LASU to even function.A majority of their students are either OPC boys or some Local yoruba cultists(no pun intended),most of them can't even make a good sentence without shooting U in the head.I remember my first encounter with some of thier students in a bus going to ijesha,these boys won't pay d tfare and won't let us have peace in the bus,they were smelling of cheap hot drinks and weed,they threatened to beat the driver and his conductor and rained curses on the passengers that tried to interven.Bad enough,none of them could speak coherent english,it was a bad mix of yoruba and pigeon english with poor pronounciations.I was realy disappointed at the so-called LASUites as they called themselves,there was nothing to suggest these guys were students,mere thugs and Urchins that parade as students.No wonder they are always spoiling for war.Rubbish!I pity parents that send their wards there,so much for education.

Hahahahahahaha, dis is funny as hell,U dey fear? Try make d chic vex make she show U how not to 4ck Up.
Seriously,dis Ur story just opened my eyes to what happened to a relative of mine whose Dad is a very strong Dibia in Imo State.She was goin out with this man until she got pregnant,the day the lady put to bed a baby boy,Arthur who is abt 11yrz now and in a boarding Sch, the man disappeared for no reason till date.who knows whether na bcoz of Ur fearz, hehehehe

Hahahahahahaha, dis is funny as hell,U dey fear? Try make d chic vex make she show U how not to 4ck Up.
Seriously,dis Ur story just opened my eyes to what happened to a relative of mine whose Dad is a very strong Dibia in Imo State.She was goin out with this man until she got pregnant,the day the lady put to bed a baby boy,Arthur who is abt 11yrz now and in a boarding Sch, the man disappeared for no reason till date.who knows whether na bcoz of Ur fearz, hehehehe

Ur Mumsy Boyfriend,Ur dad's Foe, lol, stupid gal!lol

Lol@Tpia, So U know!
Buh seriously I just made U porpular,Ngwa give thanx, hehehe,

Don't even know why am on this thread talking to kidz,am outta here!WTF!

[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=360270.msg5032776#msg5032776 date=1259724131]DAMN!!! i knew it.
where is No2Atheism on this matter.
and we all know what WHITES have set the standard of international beauty, so OF COURSE hardly any naija babes are up to their stupid standards.
they put white, blond, blue eyes, skinny, tall (for the most part) small nose, staight hair, small lips, ect ect
so exactly what are all these stupid standards that we nigerians and we sub saharan africans must live up to?
arrant nonsense![/quote]exactly why I always call this Kid,Sjeezy stupid and brainless can U imagine the mentality.what a Fool!

[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=360270.msg5032776#msg5032776 date=1259724131]DAMN!!! i knew it.
where is No2Atheism on this matter.
and we all know what WHITES have set the standard of international beauty, so OF COURSE hardly any naija babes are up to their stupid standards.
they put white, blond, blue eyes, skinny, tall (for the most part) small nose, staight hair, small lips, ect ect
so exactly what are all these stupid standards that we nigerians and we sub saharan africans must live up to?
arrant nonsense![/quote]exactly why I always call this Kid,Sjeezy stupid and brainless can U imagine the mentality.what a Fool!

If there's one thing the Name David Mark is synonymous with,it is Advance Fee Fraud,can't remember how many times i ve recieved yahoo-yahoo letters claiming to be from his office.lol

Our Constitution succinctly provides in Section 145 that: "Whenever the President transmits to the President of Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives a written declaration that he is proceeding on vacation or that he is unable to discharge the functions of his office, until he transmits to them a written declaration to the contrary such functions shall be discharged by the Vice-President as Acting President." The President dodges this provision by not informing the National Assembly in writing about his absences.
This is his fourth trip to Saudi Arabia in a little over a year.If Yaradua is not a sit-tight power drunk bastard,why has he continued to deliberately sideline Jonathan,would he ve sidelined him if he was a northerner?Even in the grip of his failing health he is still playing politics with the future of this country,Nigeria will have to go to hell with him.I don't feel any pity for the greedy bastard,if anyone deserves any sympathy,it is Jonathan.I can imagine the pressure on him to step aside as VP both by the members of his party and the power drunks in the north,I just hope they don't resort to nefarious means to oust him out.So far,I think Jonathan has been taking the right moves by carrying on as the VP and nothing more,any move to the contrary might be seen by the northerners as an attempt to usurp the position of the president which is a treasonable offence and this might give the northern power drunks enough reason to want to justify any impeachment plan.I know right now they are waiting and watching his actions for flaws,any hint of him working to take Yaradua's position or attempt to consolidate himself will be construed by the power drunks as a treasonable offense.So Jonathan has to be very careful not to give in to their diabolic antics,and so far,i think he's doing a good job exactly what he did when he had the chance to usurp Alam's positions as the governor of Bayelsa even with the support of the state assembly he still insisted he was going to remain Deputy until Alam's return,that way, he diplomatically didn't incur alams wrath and still lawfully became the governor.The guy might be politically savvy than we think,he's good at handling situations like this,he knows how to bid his time even when his eyes is on the grand prize.However,at this point when it's obviously clear that Yaradua is now Vagetables,Mr VP is not totally helpless to arrest the situation,he can go further by invoking section 145 and 146 and take charge,he is in line with the constitution if he does so.It's time Yaradua threw the towel and face his health issues,I won't shed a tear if he dies,fucking Vagetables.

Tpia must not escape the list, lol, the gal is RUDE in CAPS,Sjeezy is rude in a stupid way,Becomrich is a clown of some sort,I always fall in an uncontrolable fit each time I read his satelite shit.

Na network Jare my brother!

According to the 1999 constitution section 145 and 146,the VP is suppose to take over as acting president in the event that the president is incapacited but the problem here is the clause that states that for this to happen,the President would need to ve written to the senate and the house of rep that he can no longer perform his duty as president,only then can the VC take charge.I think this where the northerners are cashing in,they will make sure the fool dies without officially handing over to his Vice.The way it is,this country is sitting on a keg of gunpowder,am even surprise that some politicians from the SW are not saying anything to strengthen Jo's stand,after they caused it,they had better not use that sit on the fence strategy they used during the war before they were bullied by the north to tacitly support them.I see the North setting a bad preceedence and Mr VP had better be firm,he is too dam docile for my liking but for the sake of the sacredness of the constitution he must be the next person in line,I know Yaradua won't see past this year,the greedy bastard might be dead for all we know.