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pleep:
So true. For all you know she he could be the one at a cyber cafe.

hahaha. . . I ve dealt with fakers like her a countless number of times, they get their ego-boost from talking big on the internet and claiming all sorts of $hit.[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=553419.msg9088113#msg9088113 date=1315281528][size=44pt]Manbitches hurting!!! [/size]

You found some more coins for an extra few minutes huh?[/quote]Senile Bimbo!!!
Stop tripping jor!!

MzDarkSkin:
funny enough in the city i live in alone there are[size=18pt] FOUR cyber cafes[/size]!
so much for the "nobody goes to cyber cafes" anymore. 

and im surrounded by middle and upper class white folks who can buy their own damn cafes. 
if they are packed in those mofos any ol Nairalander is definitely is NO exception. I'm just saying 

reminds me of a song by Erikah Badu- call Tyrone. . .lol
seriously u need to call Tyrone. Hahahaha
I know U re itching but you can go ahead dear, it is a rare privilege that I am giving you right now to run your mouth, dont squander it gurlfriend!

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=553419.msg9083910#msg9083910 date=1315231847]Long line at Cyber Cafe huh? You wasted your free time on ME. I am so flattered. [/quote]lol. . Ok, I admit this one is funny cos you are so yesterday to even think people still queue up in cybercafers these days when with a smart mobile phone and an internet plan you could easily do anytime on the net from the comfort of your "mother's womb". Com'on na, Mrs She-Male can't you keep up with the trend
Abi U dey inside Okija shrine dey form yankee ni, U know these days, you can claim to be anywhere and anything, those are one of the benefits the anonymity of the internet grants people. Anyway, say me hi, to Eze mmuo. .lol

Pafuri:
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Re: US Places Top Nigerian Politicians On Terrorist Sponsors List
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Well the Yoruba's should be have an independent state or sovereign state and let the northerners continue with whatever they want. I will be nice if Yoruba can bail out first or if Biafra can rise again.

@rhymz:
Look again at what tEsLim posted and you will agree with me that there is a correlation here. I am not taking things personal. How could people like tEsLim talk about a Yoruba soverign State when they are so biased even against their own people? I am not stalking him, I just want people to know him for what he believes. I have said on the other post that I will have nothing more to say on the matter. Thank you though. I respect you.

@moremi:
and of course, someone has to call him to order. That is all I did.

Funny enough, Teslim is not the only one that shares that view. I realy find it a little discomforting to the ears when some supposed exposed kids speak with heavy-laden accent of their language. Truth be told, we all at some point laugh at them, I am from the east and you can be sure, Teslim is not the only one who jeers people from his own tribe that speak with local accents, everyother person does it at some point, there is nothing repulsive or self-hating about it. When I was in the University, I remember those of us from cities like Lagos, Portharcourt, Abj and some other more cosmopolitan cities and towns, how we used to mimic the the heavy igbo accents of guys and gals from Aba, Onitsha, and some inner towns in the southeastern states, we all laugh it off and still continue being friends. Many of them even call those of us from Lagos "umu lagos, ndi ofe mmanu boys" and all that but we still get along very well. Many of them are still my friends till this day. It is nothing to get all Blackie Chan on Teslim for.
After all said and done, everyone speaks with an accent, it just depends on who is listening. However, I will prefer to hear a Lagos kid speak english than say, a kid from Ibadan, Aba, ogbomosho, onitsha, abeokuta and so on. . It does not take anything from the kids, it is just my facking preference just like Teslim's. Don't get rabid and start cursing over that. the matter. Thank you though. I respect you.

@moremi:
and of course, someone has to call him to order. That is all I did.
[quote][/quote]Funny enough, Teslim is not the only one that shares that view. I realy find it a little discomforting to the ears when some supposed exposed kids speak with heavy-laden accent of their language. Truth be told, we all at some point laugh at them, I am from the east and you can be sure, Teslim is not the only one who jeers people from his own tribe that speak with local accents, everyother person does it at some point, there is nothing repulsive or self-hating about it. When I was in the University, I remember those of us from cities like Lagos, Portharcourt, Abj and some other more cosmopolitan cities and towns, how we used to mimic the the heavy igbo accents of guys and gals from Aba, Onitsha, and some inner towns in the southeastern states, we all laugh it off and still continue being friends. Many of them even call those of us from Lagos "umu lagos, ndi ofe mmanu boys" and all that but we still get along very well. Many of them are still my friends till this day. It is nothing to get all Blackie Chan on Teslim for.
After all said and done, everyone speaks with an accent, it just depends on who is listening. However, I will prefer to hear a Lagos kid speak english than say, a kid from Ibadan, Aba, ogbomosho, onitsha, abeokuta and so on. . It does not take anything from the kids, it is just my facking preference just like Teslim's. Don't get rabid and start cursing over that.

Pafuri:
@rhymz:
No, I am not from Ibadan. BTW, he's been pardoned, Lawyer "what da hell is you stalking the dude for"? Don't join the st.oo.pid train now.

This is the last I will say on this st.oo.pi.di.ty.

you had to embolden the "is" to emphasize what Niggur, is you blind? Com'on dude, you should know better than to split hair there.
Anyway, the joke is on you!!

Pafuri:
Obviously, you do care enough to refer to it. Do you have a mind of your own? Do you laugh at their "english accents" because a lot of "Lagosians" do? Who cares how many years you have been on NL?

tEsLim said:

Well when talking about the Yoruba language I admit the ara-oke's speak proper Yoruba. But honestly their English accents are being laughed at by a lot of Lagosians I know. Its just an opinion and dont want my kids laughed at simple. Not like I'm bashing them. And from news and stuff I hear crime rate is on the high in Ibadan. Though IB is our closest neighbour ,  I see more families settling between IB and Lagos (The mowe/ibafo axis)

Pafuri said:

I have to give it to you that when it comes to being st.oo.pid, you are top-notch. You talk about English "accents" (whatever that means) and I wonder what the hell you are talking about. We meet a lot of you ediots who think because you were the first to come in contact with slave merchants, you really have mastered their language and culture. Why are you so daft? What is the level of your education Mr. "English accents"? No, you cannot bash the Ibadans, nor can you bash the Ilorins. You are not qualified to. Where do you live in Lagos? Isale Eko where gutters pass through your bedrooms, or Lagos Island where your life is limited to 10 square kilometers? Of course, you "Lagosians"" will laugh at  Ibadan and Ilorin accents since you are the most "civilized" among the Yorubas, thinking that speaking hardly understood English is a sign of your education. In your "Ibo gb'ami odun de", ( second hand clothing; good business by the way' in which Lagosians are not engaged), you strut your stuff as the area boys that you are. It does not matter to you that most of the jobs in Lagos are not held down by "Lagosians". Stop the BS, Epe village boy.


Well, your apology is accepted. Watch out area boys, st.oo.pi.di.ty wil no longer be pardoned.

Now this is getting moronic. What da hell is you stalking the dude for Are you a gay or sth, nigga let him be jor!! Abi u think say na only u come from ibadan here?

Pafuri, I think you are taking things personal here. You even had to bring up this same topic on another thread that was clearly not about this just because you saw Teslim's post. You know you have unwittingly derailed that thread,right?
Abeg free the guy, he only aired his opinion, I wonder why you are so mad with him that you had to write himan epistle. Enuff said abeg

This article is at best speculative.
So far, reports on the UN house bombing have been contradictory and conflicting.
At a point, they had claimed it had been established that the bombers had links to Al qaeda. Later on, the Boko Haram boys laid a claim to the bombing and now we are being told that the sponsors are mostly politicians of northern extraction and they seek to creat apprehension and a sense of insecurity to make GEJ look like a lameduck.
One thing I am a certain about is the fact that this bombing is extremely political and has very little to do with BokoHaram.
Infact, BokoHaram is fast becoming an identity rather than a religious terrorist sect. Anyone can bomb a place and lay claims to being BokoHaram and it will fit just right in. Remember the conflicting Jomo Gbomo identity in which we were told could be used by anyone with the password. Or is it a mere conincidence that these Sect has continued to evade our security chiefs, I think not. The real bokoHaram died after the shout that saw their real leaders caught and shot in prison detention. What we have now are a bunch of rogue politicians and impressionable religious bigots, strategically detonating bombs here and there and causing unrest in an effort to discredit this government as incapable of securing the country and taking decisive steps to curtail the insecurity that has pervaded the country.
Unfortunately, and I hate to admit it, it is very true that GEJ is at a loss of what to do, neither does he have the resolve to tackle the problem head-on that is why these politician terrorists have continued unabated.
It is a known fact that these politician terrorists are in his government-they occupy sensitive positions both in the armed forces and national assembly.
Am cock sure these same elements are the ones unwittingly using Sanusi to push for an islamic banking system in Nigeria whose rules and regulation will not be subservient to the banking laws that regulates every form of banking in the country. Knowing how incredibly fanatic Sanusi is with his religion and him being part of the northern hegemony, he was their best bet to get a parallel banking system to the conventional banking practice. At least, from my findings, islamic banks in countries like Iran and Pakistan are not obliged to reveal the names of their depositors or even their transactions.
It is like some northern elitist groups are planning for a seperate country in Nigeria. They want to have their own control of the armed forces, their own islamic banks, a sizeable share of the economy and so on. . .

Hoodrat:
Mmm so you guys are igbo speaking murafucker now? hey flicle dem don overun your thread to indigbo land.

guy if you know how igbo language sounds or is written you will know how stupid you sound now!

Hoodrat:
Mmm so you guys are igbo speaking murafucker now? hey flicle dem don overun your thread to indigbo land.

guy if you know how igbo language sounds or is written you will know how stupid you sound now!

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Thanks for falling like i predicted


Annita your gorgeousish
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seriously, could you stop talking?Your breath smells like a skunk's a$$, eeewww!!!

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=553419.msg9080252#msg9080252 date=1315195151]Thanks Shyone.  Well, you know unexposed people doesn't like the truthsayers.  You already know I say things with salt and unexposed people aren't used to that.  

I don't tell people things they want to hear but rather what they should hear but I have refrained from a lot of things I would say simply because I know they can't handle it.  They shouldn't be complaining for real though.  Even Mz. Darkskin said I am too nice to them and she is right because typically mean people do not respond with sweetness of some sort.  

Remember the screen name I told you I wanted to create?  BitterSweet?  Someone already beat me to it!  Grrr.[/quote]for your mind na only U get monopoly to insult abi lol. . Walahi u never jamb mismatch before sha. , keep talking, Mrs Chima Bum!

Seriously, Mrs Chima abi Na Mr Chima needs some Rev Eddie Long stroking to help her behave, .lol
Your wits are as stale as an innocent fart that rips out un-noticed. . ,what a bore!!!
I wish I could help you but I can't Ma. By the way, Did you try the Cyanide I prescribed for your ailment?Seriously, Mrs Chima abi Na Mr Chima needs some Rev Eddie Long stroking to help her behave, .lol
Your wits are as stale as an innocent fart that rips out un-noticed. . ,what a bore!!!
I wish I could help you but I can't Ma. By the way, Did you try the Cyanide I prescribed for your ailment?

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=553419.msg9078819#msg9078819 date=1315170563]What is "your share was a brain tumour"?  

Are you trying to say I am an employee with a brain tumor or you share the experience of having a brain tumor?  

Why would you laugh at being terminally ill?[/quote]OMG!!! I did not know your tumour is as chronic as this?? Go and drink cyanide and end the misery Mrs, nobody will miss you. . Ok thats not fair, my dogs will miss ya though.

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=553419.msg9078756#msg9078756 date=1315170164][size=22pt]Oh my goodness!  man-lover men don't sleep with women! [/size]

Ewwwwww.    [/quote]oh realy Is that a fact or a product of ur brain tumour??

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=553419.msg9078722#msg9078722 date=1315169975]Hmm.  Yaba Left and Right employees must be on strike.  Carry on.[/quote]i am guessing ur share was a brain tumour, lol

pleep:
I never mentioned her parents, that was all Tpia. She truly has no inhibitions.

Bros just bone her and be d bigger man jare! Oya make una kiss and bleep oh soory pleep(right) up, lol

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=553419.msg9078275#msg9078275 date=1315165578]Give me some minutes. I am using the plastic knife.[/quote]plastic Knife Are you one of em dumb terrorists 4get those, just break the damn eggs, put it in the hot oil & offer em to my Dogs for dinnner, damn mehn, be fast!! It aint rocket science you know?

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=553419.msg9075057#msg9075057 date=1315130009]Hungry huh?[/quote]nah, am already full with Bruce lee leg pepper soup I just had. I was going to feed them to my Dogs. So is it ready?

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=553419.msg9074991#msg9074991 date=1315129113]You want to see my nuts?[/quote]lol. . I would rather U show it to me fried.

rhymz:
hahaha. . Cos I want U to ve a taste of your own poison. Anyway sha, back to the topic.

now this is what sexy is all about. Fine face with a pair of smiling dimples and a perfect set of teeth to glow the face. Not to talk of a full curvy hips and pair of very sexy legs to make you wanna take a walk with her. . .

Geeez. . tpia and Pleep make una slow down with the tirades and insults, you guys are going too far with the name calling of your parents. Abeg e don do jor, this thread is about Chinese men and black women not you two.
By the way, is it realy true that Miss Chima is a she-male What

If I were to consider exposure, Lagos would have been my best bet, however, factors like cost of living, decent but cheap neighborhood, good road network(lets be honest Lagos is lacking it even with the whole fashola craze), space and conducive environment, Lagos should not be considered at all.
Enugu like somebody suggested is ok but you are not from the southeast so no need suggesting that. May be Ibadan or Abeokuta like you are considering aint bad afterall.

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]@rhymz y r u repeating urself?we get it![/color]

hahaha. . Cos I want U to ve a taste of Ur own poison. Anyway sha, back to the topic.

Na person wey no sabi that grumpy lady na im go dey fall for that lets be real yarns. Bottom line is that you are not in the habit of accepting as you give, period. Besides, if you cared less why do you keep talking and responding, talk is cheapit is just not in your person to ignore let alone be real. Abeg go tell all dat tory to d pope jare!Na person wey no sabi that grumpy lady na im go dey fall for that lets be real yarns. Bottom line is that you are not in the habit of accepting as you give, period. Besides, if you cared less why do you keep talking and responding, talk is cheapit is just not in your person to ignore let alone be real. Abeg go tell all dat tory to d pope jare!

The One:
How dumb are you?

I told u you're lying and that's the smarterst thing you can say? So much for a fully baked graduate.

My guy forget the ignoramus jare! Obviously, the guy is insecure with himself and prolly has a low-self worth. That he went to school and wasted his own time is not an excuse to make uninformed remarks that bothers on his own experience as a mediocre who prolly got lucky and travelled abroad, he now wants to generalize and talk down on everyone. I am a graduate from a Nigerian University, not even that popular but I still will hold my own anywhere I go.
Besides, the crust of the topic is not about whether Nigerian grads are employable or not, if a simple thing can evade his comprehension ability then I am sorry for whoever sent him to school.

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]I don't understand why you people don't like being honest to urself?

Na wa ooo[/color]

Honesty Did you madam Bad belle just utter the word honesty?? You that can't stand criticisms? You that will insult at any slight provocation?
Let me tell you what honesty is: it is admitting the fact that you are not bold enough to put up your own picture for everyone to make comments whether hypocritical or derogatory.
The lady in questiob has answered both guys and ladies that have criticize her photo without neccessarily resorting to throwing childish temper tantrums like your readily do when faced with comments you dont like. So before you sit in youe arm chair to yap about honesty may be you should look in the mirror and ask the woman you see if she can withstand the subtle tirades you threw in another woman's way, Miss Honesty 2011.

Reminds me of an Eddie Griffin joke about Chinese women, he says they always act gentle like they never have $ex in their life yet they are like a billion of them. . Lol.
I remember this very funny topic, I think we should revive it again, want to know the progress made so far by own black sisters. Hey Black sisters how are all ya doing with the search, did ya'll succeed with Ur search for Chinko menlol
By the way, I am having Bruce lee's leg pepper soup for dinner . . Hahahahaha. ,brouhahahah

jellyloveb:
@Sexkillz you are disgustingly hypocritical and pathetic. HOGWASH!

abeg free the guy man jare! What can be more hypocritical than a hater whom herself is not bold enough to put up her own picture but is quick to talk down another person in a demeaning way like she was tyra banks of some sort.
Let her have a taste of her own poison, shikina!

Interesting indeed!

sexkillz:
Una too much abeg! That Lady is so damned PATHETIC!

Seriously, she needs to be told off. Always feeling like she is the next best thing since slice bread. The other time she started a thread in which she stated she needed a man, used it as an avenue to insult guys that decided to indulge the freak(her).
The hag has this annoying habit of personalizing issues and making them about herself, she so insecure with herself that she always feels the need to put others down to feel better. What a "kill joy" and a mindless party crasher!! This time she is a tad bit late to crash this party. . Lol

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Annita19(abi18) is not all that, yes she's pretty with a big nose but that's just 'typical beauty'

I mean take of the wig weave, take of the make-up wear something more flattering and face front with a 9ice pose who wants 2 see yansh and celulited legs.

No be hating na correct yanning[/color]

I am yet to see any sad person like this one before. . . If it is not about her and her gang you can be sure to see her spew gibberish from a "bad belle" standpoint. Never seen sb so malevolent and angry like this one before. . Abeg carry your badblood comot jare, it is not always about you, deal with it and shut the hell up!

Am back. . Now lets make this thread interesting!Am back. . Now lets make this thread interesting!

Fuckin thread steeped with ugly gals that can't stand handsome guys. . .am out