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@riskie
is it because of my grammar that u ve been ignoring me. Noticed u ve got an aversion for poor grammar

@deepzone

If we really pay millions for membership of OIC, would suggest we start a movement for the withdrawal of Nigeria from organisation.

Am actually a tread for this. I need at least 5million Nigeria to sign up for the withdrawal, then we would have a case at the National Assembly.

If u re interested in Nigeria's delisting from OIC, pls sign up on my thread

@riskie

I don't usually do romance, the only reason am here is to read your posts. I love the way u express yourself

@iukpe
Hope your community is far from Lagos. If yes no qualms.

maybe if i had ur email address, i go stop to dey vex

the republicans have finanlly shot themselves in the foot. Hope the democrats would go for the full kill.

@riskie

ok i ve given up. U and dre can have each other. Was probably infatuation in the first place, but really the pic on ur profile is too much and that joke was just damn funny. Am sure u re delectable urself.

jealous am not stalking u instead. It is no secret that have been trailing her.

Anyway u can have her attention, if that would get u off my back (i no wan quarrel).  

more like love attack

for a pro-abstinence, pro-life, pro-evangelical, this is simply unacceptable.

Pro-hyprocrisy I would say

@riskie
ever since i saw ur pics my heart has started beating faster

you guys are harsh o, cut the young chap some slack. Anyway my guy no need to pride urself in not having an education, u cant still try adult education. Tried it myself, works like magic

@ riskie

have been trying to reach you since i read it, so I could compliment you. Prior to reading the joke, had the impression that u were just interested in dissing other tribes (u and Mc Usman).

Anyway, nice one, keep it up

Rape under whatever disguise or condition is criminal and should be treated as such.

This is simply a case of 'like mother like daughter'

funniest joke have heard in months


An atheist was walking through the woods.
'What majestic trees'!
'What powerful rivers'!
'What beautiful animals'!
He said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.

He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.
He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant the Atheist cried out, 'Oh my God!'
Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. 'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.' 'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer'?
The atheist looked directly into the light, 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian'?

'Very Well,' said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:

'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.'

Hi Riskie

Been trailing.

@riskie

really?

@Congoshine

I think posting members' full names and contact is grossly inappropriate. Would suggest u edit your post.

Dayo

Iwe lani ko lo ka. Chati loun chati

Hi guys

Need advice on setting up a simple biz. Any ideas?

@David

That's one of the effects of being subjected to undemocratic and unconstitutional leadership and that's why everyone of us must give our best to ensure that the era of miltary dictatorship is not repeated in the history of our nation.

Imagine OIC membership, what value does that add to us as a nation.

But really thinking of it, what has OIC membership done to us as a nation? Personally it has not imparted my life in anyway, positive or negative.

@ Mc Usman

Messages are best communicated when wirtten in few simple words. Some of us dont have dictioneries close by

Mc Usman

What exactly are u trying to pass across?

@ Poster

What do u do for a living? Are u a lawyer or just a comedian?

@Mc Usman

U again!

@Geecee
Ur opinion is seconded. The poster should actually go bury his face in shame. "Appauling" indeed.

Nigeria1 is simply an enigma.

@topic

baffles me

You all got it wrong

If Micheal Phelp had been a Nigerian, he would most likely be an Ijaw man and would be with MEND or IYC fighting the course of the Ijaw Nation, no room for Olympics. And by now one of his siblings would have been kidnapped for a ransom.

@topic

Have u ever heard of the word 'positiove confession'. U need more of that. And by the way what specifically are you doing to help remedy this precarious situation our beloved country has found itself.

Secondly, though it might not look like it at the moment, my generation is the one that would actually correct things in this country. I ve got one life, just one chance of living on this planet earth, cant afford to have counted as being wasted.