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@poster
sorry that your donkey can only hold one filthy passenger.even if u've never entered one atleast u should hav seen a picture of a car in your enforestated village
dnt worry theres enof space in ma helux maybe i'll allow u enter the boot for a ride wen u evolve, no that wud take for ever, maybe wen ur village discovers the wheel and starts wearing clothes

imagine, i gave this chick N3,000 and we agreed i was gonna pick her to the club by 10pm.wen i reach her hall, shes tellin me she wants credit but i refused.
after spendin 2hours together in the club she leaves me and is actin lyk a LovePeddler with another guy.i tried bailing her but she kept being mad so i found a new girl.
the funny part is i left her in the club, it was till 5am she realized and started flashing me.
this happend yesterday/today, i guess she's still there cus avnt seen her in school

wetin i like for ma chick? ok for bed she be like rubberband but am stronger than her, me i be like catapult

@ poster
gosh, i guess shittin in ur pants really hit u below the belt

i used to loose interest in chicks after being with em naked until i met this sweetheart i can never get tired of! why? because she is always interesting, funny and full of surprises i luv her

solumto:
Blood flows through my veins,[/b]like bullshit runs through your [b]brains.

both blood and bull shit stains and when they spills on your face it pains, u see em everywher, from trains to those stuff in the sky called planes but try sniffing em and ur nose inflames
oboi i fit become rapster oh

Mr. Turkey:
<sup>ermmm, i don't know, know but can you really use a toothbrush to clean a donkey's ass? how in heavens name would the donkey feel meeen

check this out, a strange new word, nyansh</sup>

lol stop thinkin like a turkey the brush is for his teeth and the tissue for his fat ass

hey dnt call ma parents name! i was fair enough not to mention that it was a short billy goat that raped your mom to produce u boi specimen
look whos talkin as if it wasnt the cafe client dat helpd u register infact aint he the one typin for u? stack illitrate

i wish we cud throw u in prison for crackin dry jokes, u think that was funny?? eyah i pitty u, smellin mouth, dry, no money men even if u toaste monkey e no go gree

is that ur idea of blackmail?
dum fool we cant rate ur intelligence using the IQ scale instead we can only use 4Q, hopeless donkey nyash, save ur cafe money and go buy toothbrush and tissue paper, smellin nyash

delib:
i don't blame you, i blame them those who name you richo, them for name you richoco or chocomilo or even choko itself , you are nothing but a weed in my rizla

lol ur nuthin but tissue paper in ma toilet, opps u just whiped the shit of.naw 4k off pit latrine boi.why the hell will i be lookin for cheap popularity, i no u wud want that.sex wizard ma arse no girl will sleep with u till u brush ur teeth and buttocks

delib:
live him, its like the guy won go kuvuki land

if kuvuki land is that fat smellin part way between ur buzu girlfriends thighs boi i aint eva gonaa be ready2 go there

at least am not the freakin sex wizard! no wonder u've gat too much testosteron. Goat balls

kuvuki land? is that mr. bones home town or wat

saucepig just because wat i sed got u confused doesnt make me confused, stop acting like a dry sunbaked piece of dung

wierd mc, ?

delib:
annmeatpie or wetin your name be? se na the 69 wey i post dey vex u, or is it the meaning, well i think u guys have no good evidence of evicting me because nobody knows what i mean by 69 and if u think you knw, u don't need to be offended because the 69 wey i mean no be wetin u mean so sharaaaaaaaaaaaap

ya ryte wat u do everyday is not the 69 we all know since ur doing it with ur maiguard paying ur 90year old mai guard for it

if ur waitin for somebody u go wait die even sef ur bones go rot.lemmie advise u if u no ur wack or ur friends say ur wack, dnt waste ur money, jus forget. but if ur a real hustler, get sum cash, make a hit song, make the video and send it2 mtv, channel o, soundcity and ur local stations.after u hav publicity ur problems begin2 reduce.i dunno if u've seen komole; ma song on soundcity and mtv after seeing it people are callin me and even say they will contribute money if i let em feature in ma next video, u can send one of ur mp3 tracks to reachingrichie@yahoo.com let me hear and giv u mor advise.i can promote for u but u need cash.if u hav up2 N80,000 u can get a hot video if not na radio u go promote and u no mor people watch tv than radio

common guys! this thread was dedicated to helpin sum one recover his family inheritance!!

just carry your one hundred thousand naira life savings to the streets of lagos! am tellin u man, for a dufus like u, it wunt be long before an intelligent girl burns ur pocket dry

wetin dey do chicks the mor? money abi pen1s

omoh this ur goat na wah oh! see nipple lyk anti aircraft riffle im bullet
na dis war war goat u lyk like this