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olatunji, privates aint the lightest in the world. it takes more than a thought to raise mine, mine needs warm saliva in a girls mouth
theres is one foolish skunk on nairaland.his name is krunkygay, i think the lightest thin in the world is the density of his brain

duh, at least i wen2 school. but despite that stupid cobbler's intensive trainin u got, ur still a useless fellow. i mean every body has a right to be stupid but u seem to abuse this privilage. piss on u assholic slowpoke

yah mama im nyash. u dey kraze oh. haw u go post one useless borin joke den because we no reply u go sey we no go school. bros see, wen i was in primary one, u were still a worthless spermatozoa swinging in ur popsi's useless balls.useless fool

sumbody must be soo stupid to be watchin a pig scream "ow no! f*ck this!, ow, take me 2 mamaaaaaaaaaaa!!!"

a long coilly pubic hair i had2 pull it out from between ma teeth

my last words to my family will be, i luv u all. and to my girl it will be , you can still suck my diick after am gone weneva u feel like

i only watch big bro 4 2hrs a day. 6:69am to 7:30am is a must and then any other time of the day.men were did they pick ofuneka 4rm, she aint fine and her boobs are like moi moi! bertha is a fool jare pretendin with them walkin sticks. i luv those two girls who bath nude. i think code or kwek will win. pls dnt vode the hot chicks out if not shower hour will suck. vote bertha and d other fat bitch who bath with clothes on

n.b if theres any musician out there who is of international standard and wan2 keep in touch with a fellow hustler mail me , reachingrichie@yahoo.com. it doesnt matter if your a rapper or r&b singer

i myself am a fuckin rap artist! the problem aint droppin the hit songs; we do that every day its how to get pay thats the probs.we are in kaduna but this stupid place has nothin for us so we are bringin our videos to lagos.being a producer aint easy oh and no nigger is ready to buy any song so guy its better you go sing am urself.thats haw naija is

i used to wonder why wen i see nigerian films that hav nothing about nudity rated 18yrs and above but naw i no its because of silly folks like you.if lookin at boobs is too mature for u, u should hav a masectomy i.e surgically remove ur tits

wayo allah men post more. that one of the pussy is hot jare, very funny. i dnt like tatoos on girls boobs especially wen it covers the nipples.the only thing that makes boobs erotic are the nipples

this post is rubbish!!! hu sed my di*ck cnt think on his own or do u think wen a cutie holds me tight and presses her boobs on me in the swimming pool i hav2 tell him wat2 do?

does that mean he licked her pussy or wat?

well maybe because ur priick is small

its tru dat Jesus is cuming. if i see any lady givin birth and the baby has a tatoo saying Jesus go soon come, i will write; tell him to come as soon as possible because life is getting hadder on a piece of paper, stuff it in the childs butt and push the child back into the uterus

av not bin following this posts but i jus wanted to say if i had 10mins with ma favrite star i'd give beyonce knowles 9 mins of mind blowing sex and one minute of despiration

i cant kiss a girl in public because wen ever i kiss my hands unknowingly go to grab her ass. damn i guess am a sexually romantic monster

am sure he just wants to f*ck her slack pussy then sing a song about it

ruggedman is as wack as ever. before before he was dreaming of joining d12. chai even destiny kids make more than that hobbit

funny enough one of my cousins new her. they both went to the same secondary school hear in kaduna. i cant remember the school sha! she aint up to 30 maybe 27 28 or 29 but she got married early

its all about pshycology, if i meet a yahoo girl i'll spend her money. easy come easy go but if u work hard u wunt spend like a fish

well, let me tell you one advantage of being a guy; you get to have a staff of justice and two canon balls rolling between ur legs and they are beneficial in terms of pleasure unlike boobs and we dnt get any saggy boobs wen were like 39yrs old

i heard that genevive and atiku were, u know!!!!!!!

why do u want to know?

fu*ck them all! they steal our tax and vat and use it for private gain like campain and buying flashy things.i will never work for government and am never goin2 pay tax.and this idiot mtn they are actually reaping us

walahi theres just one thing i want2 steal from jay and thats beyonce. abeg does anybody no her number or email addy. haba am finer than him naw

walahi talahi i wunt be surprising if i hear am sey that ugly lady get am for penis. chai i wonder which kine girl will rub boobs together with her and lick her smellin pussy too

hahaha i was also wondering. anyway wen u find him and you are looking for a co-actor just shout at me. am handsome, and good (both in bed and acting)

if fifty was rich like gates, he'll f*ck all the first ladies in the world, like he did vivica fox