₦airaland Forum

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haw about donklo-phobia, the fear of a large mamoth raping tearing ur butt

am fat d1ck tearin ma arse phobic. all guys shud be scared ov dat

oga millitant abeg cum kidnapp all those fools who use to decide that ASUU shuld go on strike and force them to sleep with kronkygay's goats

ituen:
When made-man dey talk about migines, want to - -bees like Richo dey put mouth too

Richo, believe me, u don't want to invoke the wrath of Migines

When the guy start, me i dey my house oh. If u knew him 4 mnths back, den u wouldnt want to joke wit him

omoh your gramma no correct for first line (made men, so do and ivoke respectivly ), but all the same it got me scared. miggybaba abeg no vex
forgive and forget or regret

its more fun tellin sumbody he's stupid than all those stuff

ok, better still i go help am suggest prospectiv name wey go attract buyers
miggybaba and fellow baboons super ultraviolet chocolate colourin pure water, *tested and rusted*

eyah e don tey wey miggy baba cum nairaland, i hear sey dem don increase cafe price to 150 for im area.abeg make we help am support im poor water biz.
me, i go donate 1yard of pure water sachet plus 2cups for fetchin water from dat dirty river
oya ituen wetin u go donate? who go donate wheel barrow? who go forge nafdac number? country pple make una yarn

i dunno why people call a chick who would sleep with a guy for as little as 500bucks a cheap ho, me sef if chick giv me 400 i go do am well well, infact plus 40bucks change

ban or no ban shebi we go still hear the songs and even carry it on our fones and ipods.if the suckers like they can even ban greenland or iya basira , or infact barn psquare, we go still get the hits.

no use am abeg!
if u use am eh! i go wax u one slap wey be say God no go recognize u wen u want enter paradise

@monkey wey bin post this message
infact u fit marry all the girls wey they ur village then i go bring u five baboons wey they for the jungle near ma village, them fine pass ur whole township
*hissin*yeye boi

migines can do that

ok, u hav a point jare

*hissin*
if i pour acid for ur monkey face, who talk sey God no go recognise u?abeg no yab baba God, im be the wisest guy eva

na wa oh! sumbody life really dey upside down!
imagine, im be treck all thru 3rd mainland bridge and manage to sell 5 sachets of poor water, after the whole ordeal the young man is tired and sweatin so he goes to buy N40 coke plus N5 biscuit wey im thief. haw ur buisness go prosper

stupid habalist! u dey mad oh, no be small. infact i fit buy forty priks at ten tymes that price just to stick em up ur sour butt hole. yeye baga boi

stupid babalawo! that was so dry. infact i could buy forty priks at tripple that price just to stick them up ur sour butt hole. mumu

stupid babalawo! that was so dry. infact i could buy forty priks at tripple that price just to stick them up ur sour butt hole. mumu

aristole i tot u was a guy why ar u naw female.its better sef naw nobody will blame u for wearin a pink minnie mouse pant with roses on it and it wuld be made of lace,.grrrrrrrrrrrrr gay like u

every guy wears pants i.e trousers. if its panties ur talkin of, only little boys can wear em because thier nuts havnt matured so they dont need air circulation.dnt worry ur mummy will let u wear boxer in about a decade or two

all those fools in the industry should expecially hanks anuku should be kiled and talented not jus styupid drunkad boys and ashawos should be employd.dey no dey try sam sam for niga film

almondjoy:
Not much really. Nigerian movies can only be improved when the quality of Nigerian lives improve. Movies reflect the true nature of the society. I guess we have to wait a long time for that since we are still struggling to "fight" corruption.

American movies show American way of living without on ounce of exaggeration. So Nigerian movies are only towing the same line. Nothing to change then.

God forbid naija films dont depict my lifestyle, imagine they never go to toilet,church,buy fuel all they do is worthlessly waste our time, i magine showin one scene for 10mins so therr wud be part2

nigerian film industry is gettin better but dammit it still sucks biggest time.in one film i was watchin a lady was gettin up from a chair and see all her pant! all those girls dress like hoes, they are makin it easy, we dnt hav to pay jus put africa magic and watch it with ur girl, both of u hav sumthin2 gain.
u see the free body while ur girl enjoys the horrible story.girls wat the hell do u lyk dat channel for

am the freshest jare jus look at me .then followed by koko master

to hell wit rugged man.hip hop in naija is not yet born.which useless shoe maker does d fool think he's repping?to me, dat guy is just one saddist hater who always gets ignored

pls hav mercy on the baboon.he hasnt matured enough to tink lyk the chimpazee whos he's real daddy