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Gbemyte:
hi nairalanders, my botfriend said am too perfect because of some of my actions, the way i handle situation. he said at times he ll anoyed me just for him to i will handle it but all tru this relationship ve always[b] be [/b]myself i don't pretent but he seems to him that i might be pretending because d relationship is just 6mths. he is scared to the extent of telling his siblins that he believes am older than the age i told him i was.
how will you feel if your b/f tells u, u ar too perfect?
should i deliberately anoyed him or what, because[b] i dnt know how to someone else[/b] aside my true xter.
please shear ur opinion

from all the crappish words and phrases bolded, ur not even close to being perfect!! ^{no be only 2perfect, na 1perfect}

me toooo! ^{i want fanta and kuli kuli}

prostitution isnt regarded as a legal job so what do u expect me to say?lolllllllllllllll

@darefestus


she might be his cousin oh! i heard on discovery channel that man and apes are cousins!

what
is
rivcho?


area girls

obino4life:
Am Obinna by name, am lovely and caring, and i want a lovely and caring girl, who is so nice, and who we take good care of me, i need a girl that we [/b[b]]give me his hear[/b]t, any interested girl should contract this address.

08030553517 or obino4lifeu2000@yahoo.co.uk

u need a lovely [b]ladies who [b]we [/b]take care of you and give u [b]his [/b]heart?? 

maybe! can u correct it?

voodoo privates! jaazzyj's pee pee hole!!

rule of life! when no guy notices a girl she starts to get worried, maybe not initially but as she gets older!!! get it?

anal sex? doesnt a cow have a vagina? anyway sha jazzy should no beta since na she do am

wetin
concern
me?


rich boys

dont u think girls like being noticed sometimes?

JazzyJ:
same as malaysian police do

i dnt think so
naija police arrest prostitutes just to have free sex
kill because of 20naira
and beat the hell out of innocent victims

bold

fierce
brave
richo



cocaine

why are u pretending?

mai baro (wheel barrow pusher)

if no guy notices or asks you out in five years would u feel unique?

am left handed and smart but i know another left handed dundee back from primary school so i guess it has nothin to do with that!!!!

must i always ask questions!! cant i ask a girl out?

my private escort

i dnt have time to read this long nonsense lai lai story

lol the LAPD use the same style naija police de implement

@poster

ur such a liar!!! maybe its bingo that comes to lick ur sensor and u just fantasize in ur dreams ^{chain ur dog today and see if ur sensor still gets touched}

darefestus:
@Richo

Ogini?

ibolachi! no be u i de vex

ok lemmie explain this for candy

if i said okran, the demented gutter washer's employer   then i'D be refering to okran as the employer but it turns out there was no comma since i wrote okran the demented gutter washer's employer meaning that okran is a demented gutter washer and i was referring to the person who posted above as his employer ^{(as the thread requires)} and in such a case u can refer to him as okran the demented gutter washer

<sup>theres a clear cut difference between the statement without a comma and the statement with a comma

candy for instance imagine u posted before me and i was to guess ur job and i said</sup>
okran the demented gutter washer's employer it still means the same as
candy is okran the demented gutter washer's employer

ceaser the great                             okran the demented gutter washer
ceaser the great's employer           okran the demented gutter washer's employer

am young but am learned  ^{i can't explain futher than this okran!!! if 8u still don't grab am sorry for u!!!} 

and if some one rote my waec for me i guess someone also wrote my exam to get into the number one engineering school in asia?
^{maybe its u dat writes my school fees for me sef}
theres no point arguing with u cus ur a silly nobody mr. okran

imagine it was bala who posted before me, and am to guess his job
and i know okran is a demented gutter washer
and then i guess that bala's job is okran the demented gutter washer's employer!!!

if this if more than ur understandin there is no hope and i pity u
ur skull is too thick to learn so i guess u really belong in the coal mines ^{see! i get irritated by fools so wise up or dnt even reply again cus if u talk trash again, am off}

i wonder who this silly fool is trying to decieve! how can u have a subject, an object and an adjective without a verb? see i got b2 in english waec so am not as gullible as ur township ^{u lack common sense}

u this bastad if u no fit understand go and suck ur modas breast so at least ur brain go develop small!!! the message has notrhin to do with me!! isnt the game about guessing the job of the person who posts immidiately before u do? i called her ur employer abi u don't know the meaning of okran the demented gutter washer?
and when u put this ('s employer) what does it become



see i hate daft people and ur daftness is begining to piss me off so either u get some sense or get ur low IQ out of hya u silly old man

boy, u need inspiration