₦airaland Forum

Hardar4lag:
@richo but this is nt a jokers topic

does it look like am joking
ur topic reads if u meet ur partner online which is the present tense
abi are u trying to say if u met ur partner online?

Missy B:
And what's the biggie in kneelin'?

missy's right!! whats the big deal

afterall girls kneel down all the time to suck our priva pray!!

@post
its called not putting all your eggs in one basket, the same reason i follow multiple chics

we met online about two years from now!!! it was really hard to communicate since she was using a type writer while i was using a flash drive!
anyway God has his way and 10years ago we got married

geolabious:
[size=13pt]Will u sharaap
I don't think u respect ur mum[/size]

u are a useless bastad
are you not the one insulting women and sayin u want God to stop producing women? u are actually the fool who dsnt respect ur mum and all the girls harlots from ur village

suicide bomber

so u think that short bush on ur head is hair?

shoe lace washer man

does it seem like am talking to your hair?

cant u see for ursef! abi i need to smack some sense into you?

number six somebody should call seun hya!! he has to create a toddler's section for this boy

geolabious:
[size=13pt]If i hav an opportunity of meeting
God one on one
I will told him to stop the birth of Female
Gbam[/size]

number one the highlighted grammar IS WRONG!!
number two do u know the implication of wiping out women ^{wait is ur mother a male goat or what?}
number three if u dnt have luck with women dnt think of making them extinct, just chop off ur 2inche bura 
number four i am starting to insinuate that u are tryin to get rid of ladies to increase the population of gays for ur personal interest
number five how the heck did u come up with such a moronically bombastic name as geolabious 

i can kneel down if the girl is worth it but deep inside me i still stand a man


av cried for a girl before and when she left to "think" about it i wiped off ma crocodile tears and went to play ps3 with ma friends 

i wunt agree to act as the first boyfriend again except you change the tittle from

See what few minutes pleasure has caused- an everlasting sorrow. to
See what few hours pleasure has caused- an everlasting sorrow.

i am not a one minute man actor

iteun na old man oh! even wen i first join nairaland with my type writer years back him don already be veteran

good for 9ce but dbanj remains my fav

mom zee:
Can you imagine our Govornors and Senators attending "This day newspaper music anniversary" that was held in Lagos and they were all taking pics with the artistes that came to perform. Such thing can never happen in countries like America and the rest. Can smeone tell me what is happening to our country?

waw! how "romantic" that is

:d :d :d :d

nairalandii e wa wo oyinmbo ^{(me no be yoruba speaker0}

no female will follow a boy below her status. besides, bankers meet alot of rich men everyday so u have to prove ur worth ^{except ur just a broke fool looking for free money!}

den tell us when u will be on heat

lol
blacks are hated in malaysia so if i ever come there am coming with fire arms

candy:
I wish there's a short cut to naija, so I don't have to sit for hoouurrss on the plane

me too!! 

mine is 16hrs of 2flights plus about 8hrs of sitting in airports 

raymon.Dii:
col, i want 2 meet gals. just mail me on sanusi_ray@yahoo.com

naija government should increase browsing money abeg!!! na why all these kine boys we dey broke and too dirty to meet girls in the real world de come disturb us for internet?

@poster
u beta put about five hot charcoals on ur head so next time u will have common sense to know that wat u did is ashaworism not a good bye gift
^{let the coals recharge ur brain}

CGKing:
@ poster

I don't think you should be allowed to fall in love yet. You
first have to conclude your common entrance examinations.