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and what is ur reason for trying to chase me away ^{(altho i know that richo must be there!!)}

am 19 and not underage
i am comming all the way from asia
the hottest chic on nairaland (ToyoS120) is comming with me
so what makes u think i will be bounced?

i was the first person tgirl humbly in vited.my name isnt on the list because i was invited te te even before paper arrive

stay there dey deceive ya self

av gotten an exclusive invite to come with 3hot chics like this so no shaking besides the guys go gladly carry me inside when i declare free drinks for all

just because i was offline for a day i had to read from pages 4 to 11

coffri:
@ Richo, Abeg u no say i still like u small, No go fight for that place else we go exit u sharp   sharp. guys like u are not suppose to be involve in such act, just leave all of them , i will see to that on the D-Day there will be Bouncers, any rubbish from them den go bounce them out quick quick.

@ Richo No Number for u oooooooooooo u hear.

@Tumfulu and Geolabious. No Skin Pain (she go -  u hear)


@ Tgirl4real abi u no go provide bouncers for security. and please tell us the DRESS CODE nowwwwwwwww

@ Creamish sorri for that.

thanks sis!!! i will be a gentle man

the list is ok

hope they all know that tumfulu must not show face because jokes aside if i see am i go mad pass crack addict!!!

nice least but haw will chamotex plan with you people when he stays in london?

@chamotex
is ibukun underaged?

Exstar:
Don't forget 2 include me in your invite, because i'll soon be heading
4 a boutique immediately i get some cash from Richo.

lol i prefare shoppon with girls so they get to test the gowns ^{and some lingerie} for me  

lol!!!
so fast? when the time comes, av told the organiser to plan it when am in naija so maybe we go even go the gown place go buy am together sef  abi u want janded gown but the gowns girls here wear are skimpy oh

Tgirl4real:
blood ke . . . Ewo . . . Abeg make Tumfulu and Geao no show o. come to think of it i don begin dey like Geolabious.
Wetin them do sef?

please oh!!! allow tumfulu and geolabious to come, i no go kill them na just small beatings them go chop even nawee and geeflex and some other perverts and low iq fellows infact everybody has to wear nametags so i can identify and deal with welcome the idiot ones

^{the greatest fool on nairaland (tumfulu) wilkl surely eat dust sha!!}

darefestus:
@Richo

Do you have a problem with Geolabious?

Because if i have to give you a gun

It's for Nawee and Tumfulu

Hope those two don't come to the dinner

Else. . . . . .

Blood go flow.

no!!
keep ur gun, i prefare to scatter tumfulu's head with heavy blows from ma fists!! i tell you if i see him just call ambulance sharp sharp  


@coffri
madam, no be like that naaaaaaa! me no be crook i don sey i de come with enof booze to get everyone loose 
u fit send the one wey u don load, at least i go get ya number

we and the beautiful chics will leave together after food so the only solution is to serve the food not too early i.e my pounded yam has to be pounded after the party starts so by the time i eat it e no go cold and then me and the pretty babes go to palm beach hotel  

lol! na me go de crack chin chin up and down like kuli kuli? na wa oh
haw i no go get aaffinity for rice wen na the only food wey dey these asian countrys?

e be like say i go carry my beer and pounded yam for me and my friends + exstar

tgirl walahi u see why i talk se i go bring fire arms? person don invite geolabious  

tangent:
uncle richo,stay at home!!! no food for the boys. there will be enough music,drinks,pretty women. what more do u want?

pounded yam  

Exstar:
Ah! Allow Richo 2 come o! No Richo, no groove!

correct babe!! i go even come with four crates of hapiness

i was planning on donating some yam tubers and a morter and pestle so u gals can work some magic but if theres no food for guys then na star i go bring ke nan!!!

why? is there a richard on bigbrother3? i left naija before they started and i was angry to miss it

dnt u just love richos? see how cool the richo from part 2 was 
if i was him i'll chase sweet booby maurine not dat dry tatiana

lol yea u shuld talk normal or hypothenus not tangent


anyway sha there has to be a small vip area for me and the four omoge babies creamish,toyinS120,lysaa and ibkaye

sorry sir ^{i was only trying to correct you as a friend but next time i go hold am}

first things first!!!
there must be hot pounded yam for me exclusively pounded by creamish and tgirl ^{i no fit come naija chop jollof cus rice is the staple food in asia and i eat it everyday}

i left my house to university at 18yrs, am now 19yrs and am far far away from nigeria with no relatives hya!!!
i thank ma mum for training me well if not i for don leave school de use my money chase harlots

no, she is smart

if it was 100naira recharge card, then u can say she is cheap

sorry ma!!

@tgirl

this creamish make sense sef! u fit add am to ma list? i'll have enough money to lodge 4girls in the best hotel in lagos

i guess so but i'd be workin for nokia not nepa


what are the terms? ^{ok i promise not to give okran a black eye}

no am serious
if u meet ur partner online is wrong english
the right sentence is if you met ur partner online

am not joking! i am in asia!! i am comming to naija next summer.i am reading electronics and communication engineering here in asia!! the main issue is that those three chics are mine

Tgirl4real:
Only U _{tell me ur location maybe we can runs am}

am in asia so the party has to be next summer when am coming for holiday!! i wanted to come this xmas but no chance

ok before cata carta start let me make my self clear

i am comming for the party with lysaa, ToyinS120 and ibkaye!!!
and i must be permitted to enter with a pistol incase i see the likes of geolabious and tumfulu