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PoliticsRe: Okezie Ikpeazu: We Have Done Well In Road Construction by Rikze: 6:35am On Aug 23, 2020
ihec:
Ikpeazu's media crew will never fail to ridicule the man on social media.
Its eith they do it on purpose or they are simply dumb especially that his chief press secretary Onyebuchi, dude keeps on ridiculing his principle without even knowing it.

Abia mechanics are very happy with ikpeazu's leadership and it's one of the most lucrative jobs presently in Abia because the roads won't spare your Automobile at all.
It is not only Onyebuchi of a guy, what of that one calls himself

Onyinyechi Nkemakolam Emezuo, from Ossah Ibeku Ancient Kingdom

that guy is so irritating.

Followed by Ifeanyi Umere, from Ozu Abam. I heard hearing them on radio
doing sycophancy.
HealthRe: Construction Of American International Hospital, Calabar (Photos) by Rikze: 8:28am On Aug 19, 2020
The design is so lovely!

There will be a lot Bush allowance behind the hospital.

If you know you!!!
PoliticsRe: Kogi Deports ‘78 Northern Beggars’ To States Of Origin | Sahara Reporters by Rikze: 10:01pm On Aug 18, 2020
Family/ blood relations matter.

Minding my own business...

PoliticsRe: What Is The Power Situation In Your Area at the moment? by Rikze: 12:56pm On Aug 18, 2020
In Warri, Udu to be precise it's 10 hours per week.

BEDC is heartless to say the least.
PoliticsRe: Report Of Imo Assembly Mace Missing After Use In Edo Is False - Dominic Ezerioha by Rikze: 4:52pm On Aug 12, 2020
gsegun43:
You are brainy
Thanks man!!!

Oluwa is involved!!!
PoliticsRe: Report Of Imo Assembly Mace Missing After Use In Edo Is False - Dominic Ezerioha by Rikze: 3:24pm On Aug 12, 2020
It is possible the mace maize is missing and can't be found.

For some years now a ship that didn't sink is still missing in Nigeria.


Mace maize na toy where that one dey na.

But I feel this man contradicted himself with this parable : “Anybody can wake up to talk nonsense. Imagine someone telling you that your mother is a woman when you already know she is".

Meaning, imagine someone telling you something you lost is missing when you already know it is missing.
TravelRe: If You Are Given The Oppurtunity To Travel Abroad Where Would You Go? by Rikze: 6:35am On Aug 12, 2020
Barbados, Dominican Republic, Mauritius and Seychelles for vacation.


For work, I'll go to Australia, Canada and Netherlands.
RomanceRe: My Legs Spread Out So Fast When I See A Car Key- Lady Says (video) by Rikze: 10:35pm On Aug 11, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
You dey see them
That is why i keep on saying to my real niggarrrz don't start doing love and relationships with this vagina people..they are not loyal...
Just manage to buy a ride (car) and watch how you bang pussy anyday anytime twice on Tuesday
Immediately you buy that car
Then see them as swimming pool
Just go in and swim your own

don't give a fuckkkkk if the swimming pool have never been used
don't give a fuckkk who have been swimming before they started swimming
don't give a fuckkkkk who will swim after you are done swimming their own
And don't give a fuckkkkk who is even swimming with you as you are swimming
just swim your own sharpely and move on.
Real niggarrrz bang pussy and move on[i][/i].
And that also makes you a pussy ass nigggggaaarrr!
@ bolded
PoliticsRe: NNPC Signs Pact With Partners To Resolve OML 130 Dispute by Rikze: 6:11pm On Aug 09, 2020
frankyychiji:
Story! Nigeria can never work with the way it is presently constituted. You will wait till eternity
You are right, just didn't know what else to type.
PoliticsRe: Stamp Duty War: NIPOST Tackles FIRS Again by Rikze: 6:04pm On Aug 09, 2020
Let them keep fighting.

Make nobody separate them oo.
PoliticsRe: NNPC Signs Pact With Partners To Resolve OML 130 Dispute by Rikze: 5:52pm On Aug 09, 2020
I'm just tired of all these pact this pact that. MOU this MOU that.


Start making things work already. There is a lot decay everywhere.
EducationRe: Some Commonly Confused Animals: Can You Tell Them Apart? by Rikze: 6:50am On Aug 07, 2020
pocohantas:
You come off as someone who struggles to mind his business. Work on that and keep your psychoanalysis to your clients, they pay you. This is a wildlife thread, not your consultation room.

Thanks
Dear Pocohantas,

I love the way you respond to issues but you may not know of it.

I've been a secret admirer of your intelligence for a long time I just want to let you know.

You reason so intelligently, please keep it up!

Rikze
PoliticsRe: Marginal Oil Fields: Urhobo Group Urges Osinbajo, Sylva To Address Agitation by Rikze: 7:50am On Aug 03, 2020
As usual they have ceded those blocs to some companies owned by

Alhahjis and friends of the presidency.



Whoever thinks this country will ever get better is simply deceiving himself.
HealthRe: Anambra Women Ministry Rescues Mentally Challenged Mother & Child In Nnewi (Pix) by Rikze: 10:43am On Jul 30, 2020
This is a job well done!

Of concern though is the fact that the woman in the list pic isn't wearing a

face mask while carrying a boy that has been in the street for a long time.


Just see how they dis-virgined the small boy's MARLIANness by cutting off

his trademark!
PoliticsRe: Okunbo, Oshiomhole Planning To Disrupt Edo Governorship Election - Obaseki by Rikze: 12:17pm On Jul 20, 2020
This is one of the reasons I will never get involved in politics all my life.

They are too greedy, selfish, brutal and extremely dishonest.

The same is true the world over but Nigeria's case is second to none.

Spits... Tueh
PoliticsRe: Ondo APC Primaries: Odimayo, Adojutelegan Step Down For Akeredolu by Rikze: 12:13pm On Jul 20, 2020
Others are now stepping down for you, make sure you "Step Up"

governance for the people.

Abeg wetin be the score for bbnaija?
CultureRe: Why Does Our Society Condemn Using Left Hand To Give And Receive? by Rikze: 11:40am On Jul 15, 2020
I. In this part of the world it is considered:

(1) Disrespectful

(2) Because of (Our backwardness) superstitious belief it is considered a bad luck to receive or give with the left hand especially for traders.

(3) The right hand sometimes symbolizes strength, authority and acceptance. Eg. My right hand man!!

For me, however, all hand na hand. Inasmuch I cannot create a left hand of own, why do I reject it? I take from both hands and give with both especially if I'm dealing with people who are not stuck in the past.

Peace!!!
CrimeRe: Policeman Attacked With Acid In Nkpor, Anambra By Angry Youths (Photos) by Rikze: 10:00am On Apr 16, 2020
Anambra Police Command spokesperson, Mr Haruna Mohamed confirmed that some members of a police patrol team were attacked by the youths. He said an unprovoked attack was launched against a Police patrol team, with a substance suspected to be acid.

Can you imagine the Police Image maker called this an unprovoked attacked.

This country son tire me, honestly...
BusinessRe: Fire Guts Ogidi Market In Anambra (Photos, Video) by Rikze: 12:47pm On Mar 11, 2020
I think state assemblies should pass a law that all shops should have good and working fire extinguishers the way each car is expected to have one. This could help to curtail the rate these fire outbreaks wreck Havocs if it is properly implemented especially in large markets where shops are clustered all around.
Science/TechnologyRe: World’s Largest Crab That Feeds On Birds And Breaks Bones (Pictures) by Rikze: 9:57am On Mar 10, 2020
Good discovery...

But I personally feel most of the things mentioned are exaggerated!

Op you could have added a video of the crab ripping coconut apart to make the story

a bit easier for some of us to believe...

I don't believe all that is in the write up.
CrimeThree Soldiers Killed As Boko Haram Attack Troops In Borno State by Rikze(op):
No fewer than three soldiers were killed, while scores of others were wounded during an attack on troops’ location by heavily armed Boko Haram fighters in Damboa Local Government Area of Borno State.

Scores of the terrorists were also neutralized in the predawn attack by the gallant soldiers who engaged them in a fierce gun battle.



The Nigerian Army Operations Media Coordinator, Colonel Aminu Iliyasu, in a statement, noted that the insurgents “met a crushing defeat in the hands of the resilient troops”.

According to the statement, “a misguided attempt by some criminal Boko Haram elements to attack the troops of 25 Task Force Brigade (Army Super Camp 2) located in Damboa LGA of Borno State has met a crushing defeat in the hands of the resilient troops.

“The marauding criminals mounted on Gun Trucks and with a number of their foot soldiers attempted to infiltrate the troops’ location from three different fronts in the early hours of 4 March 2020.

“The troops responded swiftly, bringing to bear superior fire power against the criminals in conjunction with the Air Task Force Operation Lafiya Dole. The encounter which lasted over an hour witnessed one of the most debilitating defeats of the Boko Haram criminals in a single encounter since the turn of the year”.


“Interestingly, the gallant troops captured from the Boko Haram criminals 5 AK 47 Rifles, one General Purpose Machine Gun and one Rocket Propelled Gun tube.

“Regrettably, three valiant soldiers paid the supreme prize while four others were wounded in action. However, the wounded in action soldiers have been evacuated to a military medical facility for immediate and effective management.

“To this end, the Chief of Army Staff, Lieutenant General Tukur Yusufu Buratai hereby congratulates the troops of Operation Lafiya Dole for their decisive victory against the enemies of our country.

“He further reassures the residents of Damboa and indeed the North East at large of the unflinching resolve of troops of Operation Lafiya Dole in protecting the lives and properties of all law – abiding citizens.”

https://thenationonlineng.net/three-soldiers-killed-as-bharam-attack-troops-in-damboa/

CelebritiesRe: Davido: My New Private Jet Has Arrived by Rikze: 8:05pm On Mar 01, 2020
Those close to this Dude should please advice him to invest wisely now that the ovation

is loud and the money is coming in... Make nobody tell me tomorrow to help a brother

who has become bankrupt because of extravagant lifestyle.


He should remember Raskimono, Rashidi Yekini, and many others whom I may not be

able to remember now.


I don talk my own oo!
PoliticsRe: Enugu Government Renovates State Judicial Complex (pictures) by Rikze: 6:07am On Feb 08, 2020
I wanted to say something but just changed my mind.

Make una no vex!!!
TravelRe: All You Should Know About Driving In Australia As A New Immigrant From Nigeria by Rikze: 8:41am On Jan 14, 2020
I dey come...
TravelRe: All You Should Know About Driving In Australia As A New Immigrant From Nigeria by Rikze:
Na to reach the Australia first be my problem, no be the driving.
By the way trekking in the beautiful streets of Australia is better than driving a car here.

If I get there, I'll help myself.
Person wey never buy motor nor need jack and wheel spanner!
CelebritiesRe: E-Money Shows His House In Uli, Anambra (Photos) by Rikze: 1:05pm On Dec 31, 2019
SaintHilary:
See this life,

Person wey build d mansion just dey post m today.
Kcee wey be site engineer no allow us hear word all dis while. Smh
The house is two, they are both fenced together. One belongs to Kaycee and the other

the Emoney.


The house is in Amamputu, I wonder why Emoney tags it Uli Center.


I know the area too well.
FoodWhere Do We Classify Sugarcane? by Rikze(op): 12:48pm On Dec 31, 2019
I have been thinking about this for a long time.


It might sound stupid but I just need to know.


Is sugarcane a fruit or tuber?

If none of the above, then where do we Classify it?

CrimeRe: Nigerians To Pay N1m Fine If They Hire Undocumented Migrants From January 2020 by Rikze: 12:16pm On Dec 03, 2019
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CareerRe: How Do I Tell My Colleague She Has Mouth Odor? by Rikze: 7:21am On Nov 06, 2019
This is what you should do...


Step 1: Buy a new sim card

Step 2: Send an annonimous sms to your colleague and tell her what you want her to know about her bad breath.

Step 3: Once the sms is delivered, remove the Sim card from your phone

Step 4: Break the Sim card

Step 5: Observe her henceforth for the needed changes

Step 6: Thank me later

Regards!!! grin grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Can I Get A Job In A Polytechnic? by Rikze: 5:35am On Oct 28, 2019
The mods are just pughing every thread to fp this early morning...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Can I Get A Job In A Polytechnic? by Rikze: 5:31am On Oct 28, 2019
By seeking for a job in Polytechnic...



Have I made myself clear?

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