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On point man! But will these set of politicians ever ascent to such a meaningful idea? You and know the rest...


Somebody will come out and tell us it is targeted at the North... And it will not see the light of the day...

Meanwhile...

Jodha:
Oh ...the face looks really cemented...

If she still has those pimples .. then she's making her condition worse with that kinda make up

Not too sure if she still has the Pimples.

Haven't seen her for a while...

obentenyson:
Wetin this one dey yan?

Question from someone with comprehension problem...
Sorry I can't help...
Go Back to School

Jodha:
Her face looks plastic with all that make up...

I quite agree with you... I know this Lady too well, know her Mum too.

She had a serious battle with Pimples years back. When I saw her three weeks ago on this forum and her pictures on fb (She's on my list ) I hardly believed my eyes. Though She was the quiet type but the Virginity aspect is wat I can't say for sure

Dollyyo:
Meaning?

Ask Google!!!


Nonsense...

So much blood spilled already this. Enough of this blood letting.

Oga Comptroller, if you were in the shoes of those prisoners and suddenly find a way to leave, I bet you, you'll do the same thing...



Yet to figure out the pleasure of having overcrowded prisons.

Try these guys let them know their faith.





Honestly, if those prisoners knew that many Nigerians can no longer afford a good meal a day, they would have appreciated the free meals they enjoy each day...


If after absconding they still catch up with you, Na double wahala for dead body and the owner of dead body...


In Fela's voice...

IslamABAD

No one wants to identify with Deziani


Obviously, success has many friends and

relatives while failure is a Godforsaken


orphan .

You now alone on this @ Deziani

Simi has shown her Yoruba nature with



the wide opening of her mouth.

She's like, Ahhhhh! Egbon!!!

Have you asked the question?

Weather It's Nigeria or not I don't care....


All I know is that Nigeria is a very lawless

country.


And it'll remain irreversibly so.

They should be fast @ it, can't wait to see

justice prevail...




Say No to Human Rights Abuse.


Say No to Genocide

Islam loves Peace... A religion of peace...
They are being Ironic in that statement

We all know the fact.... Peace My foot

SmartMugu:
I'm sure the robot will need electricity to operate. In Nigeria, the robot will need to reboot 10 times before completing a statement as simple as "How are you?". NEPA go gree?

No be only that one sef.

The politicians will ask the manufacturers to customize it so that it can swallow money whenever they want hide their loot.


Human: How are you?

Robot: PDP is the reason I haven't been performing well.


Human: What has PDP done to you?


Robot: They are responsible for Baba's brain failure and My inability reason properly.


Nonsense!!!

Wasteful adventure... Can they replicate what they see there in the country ?

Hell NO.




Why is she putting on a small plate on her head like the Pope and Cardinal

ochobaba:
The problems we facing in the world today, is as a result of parental decadence

You can't give What you don't have.


That's the situation of most homes and most worrisome , our Country

christejames:
Having such is not our problem, and I commend Wike for that. Our major problem is maintaining such or building on the once we already have...

Take a look at that monorail bridge at the background of the last pix to understand what I'm saying better.
Naija eh!! is like a spell is cast on us already and we need the Pope himself for a whole week exorcism to redeem us.

That Monorail is one of the most wasteful projects ever embarked upon by any administration I've ever seen . It saddens me whenever I see it.



I just hate This country the more with each passing day...

OPUSDEI1:
Hmmmmm, before we conclude that your wife is Siennaphobic, I would suggest you also ride with her in similar vehicles like Honda Odyssey, Kia Sedona/Carnival, Toyota Picnic, Nissan Quest and the likes.
If symptom persists then we can conclusively say her phobia is MPV oriented.
If not, then seat her down and dig into the past for an experience in the said vehicle that may be affecting her psyche.

Nice one!

But do these cars you have the same vent as the Sienna?

I know they are shaped alike.

Origin:
She probably had a traumatic experience associated with a sienna.



Can you try and see what would happen if she drives the sienna. Just to see what would happen if she is in charge of the situation.

I don't think she has had any traumatic experience with a Sienna.

I'm going to watch How things play out today, we'll be having a ride in a Sienna This afternoon .

I'll pay close attention to the weather to see if it has a hand in This.


Thanks

obo389:
It's very simple sturf sir. Your wife is sienaphobic. Never allow her board that brand of vehicle again.

OK Sir

SenorFax:
Sienna too tight without AC, and ppl have been found to react when air circulation ain't enough, sweating comes in, or worse vomiting. Same reason my mum refuse to buy a Sienna and instead went for smaller car with a better vent

Knowing that someone has had similar experience is a relief My brother.

My wife will complain of stomach unrest whenever she alights from Sienna among other things. Thanks for sharing the experience of your mum.

Zaheertyler:
she has an allergy to it very strange though but sha people get allergic to strange things

What's strange about Sienna? When she has boarded countless other types of cars. Thanks though

Please I need a very straightforward answer because I'm so confused.

Whenever My wife takes a ride in Sienna she undergoes some chemical imbalance.
The first incident after our marriage was in 2015, while in a vehicle, (Sienna ) she complained of discomfort suddenly she was sweating profusely with the urge to puke.

I didn't take it seriously until later that same week when We boarded a friend's Sienna to an event, the same issue played out exactly like the first one.

It has been a while since We last boarded a Sienna, But we've boarded countless other brands of vehicle .
until just last week Tuesday We boarded yet another Sienna, to my utmost dismay, My wife suffered the same thing. I almost wanted to consider it a coincidence But when it repeated itself on Sunday, I concluded That something is wrong with either Sienna or My wife's makeup



Please note that This is not just an isolated case she had the same experience in four (4) different Sienna cars @ different times spanning over two years .

Please is This a medical condition or What?

Or are there some components in Sienna that My wife's mechanism isn't compatible with?


If she has a health challenge why does she not experience the same thing when she boards other brands of cars / vehicles?



Your brother is confused...

Please help out with your comments and suggestions!!!

Dear Mods, Please kindly move This to the appropriate section if This is not. And possibly to front page to elicit more comments.

Thanks!

WetinConsignMe:
Muslims are promised 72 virgins if they die fighting for Allah. Muslims in the house or anyone else, here are my questions:
a) Is there sex in heaven?
b) If a person is so randy/greedy that they are motivated by 72 virgins, do they really deserve heaven?
c) How about the virgins themselves, what sort of heaven will it be for them?
d) How about women who die fighting for Allah?
e) Have u ever asked yourself, what sort of religion aims to motivate fighting men by promising them sex in the afterlife?

2 Corinthians 4:3,4 answers it all.

I rest My case.

The world is gradually moving to the point when employees are examined to ascertain How their brain functions before ever they are given employment.


What a sad loss to unsuspecting parents whose child /children died in one of the most painful ways.




My condolences!!!

opera1:
The men reportedly held his throat and pinned him to the ground and told him that, they were sent by Robert Otoo to come for his testicles as his punishment for having an affair with his [Otoo] wife.
According to Superintendent Dzineku, one of the two men removed a knife from his pocket and used it to remove the testicle while the other one held the victim firmly to the ground.
He said as soon as they finished removing one of his testicles, they bolted.
Source

Where are pics to prove the credibility of this junk story...

See where Thugs dey tell you who send them to assault you

OP try harder, I'm yet to be convinced.

Readonee35L:
What's so special about ftc??


This is a scam.
They didn't even sell up to 200 cars on their useless auction site.

They post expensive cars all over the news paper and online platforms that are seized everyday.
Have you ever asked your self where they keep does expensive cars which they show us they seized, E.g Land cruiser Prado, Mercedes s class and Lexus Lx and Gx. Gle Coupe, Go wagon.
E.t.c
Well they sell it to themselves or the owner uses connection to get the cars back.

If you go to their auction site you'd find only Golf 3 , Volkswagen jetta, old sienna and all other sort of dead cars.
They keep the good ones and flood their website with Nigerian used scraps used for smuggling rice.

These guy's are scammers.

If you think the Nigerian government will let their citizens benefit from them in any way. You just played your self.

All the looted funds recovered by magu and his boys e.t.c where are they?.

Of course all cases die down withing 2weeks and everything goes back to normal.
We forget it ever happened

Please What is their Auction site.... I'll like to contact (visit ) them on it.

He was
always warm, always hugging...

Good you didn't tell us the rest...
you are indeed fortunate.

Ladies are always fortunate.


Guys I dey hail ooo...

Unfortunate me

ultron12345:
It is for muslims......according to their belief, some things are not fit for consumption. That symbols shows that all the ingredients of that product are fit for consumption according to Islamic beliefs......it's not a Nigerian thing, it's a global thing, that's why it's written in Arabic, as Arabic is like the official language for Muslims.

Do you mean Muslims don't eat Noodles, Spaghetti, Macaroni, Maggi Seasoning, Royco? And they don't also board a Keke?


I've seen this write up on all the above...


Ayam Not Understanding

abdulmalik3:
not a symbol per say, it's an Arabic words that means it is consumable.

Thanks for the classification...

On a second thought, why is it written only in Arabic?

Is Arabic Nigeria's official language?

Besides, if it means not consumable, why is it also found on items like Noodles, Seasonings , Macaroni etc?

Are these not consumables?

I've been seeing this symbol on many house hold products in Nigerian market but do not really know what it represents.


Please if anyone knows they shouldn't hesitate to acquaint us/ me, because I don't understand Arabic.


If you've been seeing this, How many products can you recall seeing it on?


The world written below the Arabic is:
HALAL