₦airaland Forum

Soutie wey learn work from Naija goverment.

There is no genocide in Nigeria!
There was no kidnapping in Kaduna!
There are no killings in Kwara!

The oblong head of SA VP don learn the perpetual denial thinz nah!

For borrowing denial from Nigeria abi?

perragy:
Useless Vice President, instead of cleaning up your mess you are supporting war against illegal migrant. What about those people who has invested in your country and employed a handful of your citizen only for thugs to destroy and loot their business. South Africa is not safe for investors at all. You guys will not invest and employ your people but when other people come and do so, your useless Amampiano dancing thugs will come say they are taking away your businesses and your jobs...

I can't stand cat(s). I don't know why, its just the way it is.

On the flip side, Tom & Jerry is one of my favorite relaxing movies!

And its your hobby to cry over non-of-your-business?

Disrespectful Pikin! You told your mum she is talking nonsense and you are here to brag about it!

What do you want us to do with you trademark-crocodile tears?

Good one. Kudos to Ogun state and more wins!

That's an infection, most likely. Gonorrhea, an STI, but it could be something else. Go see a doctor without delay.

Thirsty 'Forest' gets to drink Chelsea!

Dogalmighty17:
Na people wey dey wan push above their weight dey go for so called London used phones. You see them going for used iPhones or Samsung phones when the same money can get brand new Redmi or Xiaomi phones (I am not mentioning infinix. Na thunder go fire dat company).

hope you are not charging fees for saying a big amen to that prayer for 'efinish' abi na infinix self

Hoping the 'forest' don't end up drinking Chelsea to wet their appetite!

How e take konsan una? Shebi dem no go 'win'?

Aunty wazhapiiiin nah! Takitizi nah

Caveat Emptor buyer husband beware!

Diamond098454:
Am not surprised . Ordinary to carry his wife up he couldn't but in the other room he will knack her wetin no good

That's men for you.

You suppose put quotation mark na!

SonOfDSoil01:
na your own wahala be that……but one thing is certain though, bitter obi will never be president

Note: Not every one you like will like you back on same level!
Everyone has his fair share of 'Yes' and 'No' when it comes to babe tinz
You are probably expending your 'Nos' now and may soon hit the 'Yes' I do gree before you know it

Seriously, you have nothing to worry about except that you have no serious issues to deal with.
Yesteryears Reminiscence:
We go write love letters (often sprayed with perfumes)
Arrange greeting Cards!
Speak all the grammars while 'toasting' and the babe still fit no gree or just dey shakara person. But if you are persistent and 'hold your side', e go be with time.

Anyways, hope you not a kid that is supposed to be focused on some other productive things for now!

SonOfDSoil01:
😂😂😂 gringory is talking about pulling people out of poverty after he increased poverty in tiny anamabla, is that not an irony? Btw who still takes a serial defector who is not desperate to be president seriously😂😂😂 anywhere belle face politician……..btw i Congratulate Tinubu on his election victory in advance……gringory just made Tinubu’s re election a little more easier just like in 2023

We shall know who Soludo dey campaign for

Antoeni:
All The APC Media Hoodlums Beware And Keep Off , Reno Omokri Bwala FFK Onanuga ,

How? Just wait small you go hear

Obi/Kwakwaso ticket kanut wek! - Bwala
Obi will decamp from Nigeria if he become President - Reno
Obi just want to be noticed, he kanut win any election - FFK
Obi is not a Presidential material, Nigerians will never vote for him - Onanuga!

I wonder why you expect them to let their greatest headache be. Prepare for the worst political mudslinging
Obi clean so teeeeey, na 'he kannut be President' be the only allegation against him

The guy fit decamp to NDC ooo

press9jatv:
Atiku should now retire now.

OnyeObowo1:
This one still nde talk after he disgrace himself at the national show..

Useless and shameless man..

Where there are no morals, those that are supposed to cower in shame tend to be more vocal!

Bwala, why are you worried?

Dear Ladies, learn how to cook good meals.
Cook for your husband!
Cook for your children!
cook for your families!
Cook for your friends!
Nice homemade meals are some of the sure bet to family bonding!

Mind you, I do all of the above.

Small issue na! Just let them know and insist that you are not cool with front seats. Did that a lot those days until them kuku begin free me!

Stephen0mozzy:
Media department... Over to you. Una wan use celebrity advertisment for una church drive away person from house of God.

My own problem na Ushers... Those guys dey punish me for coming early to church by taking me to the front row, me and pastor go just dey make eye contact upandan, and I go dey shake head like agama in the spirit of ride on Sir.

Bro Code!

You wanna date your bro's sis and still be part of the crew with all the doings?

except with express permission, do not develop feelings for your bro's sis.

The moment you start mixing biz with pleasure you start to derail. Stay focused on track which is why the lady appreciates you in the first case. Carry water clean your mind abeg!

Atiku may just be working for somebody without revealing it directly.

Antoeni:
With Peter Obi leaving ADC, Atiku now has several “Obis” he can decide to contest with. He should pick one:

Obi Cubana
DJ Obi
Obiwon
John Mikel Obi
Joel Obi

10 minutes to 1hr (60minutes). Margin of error = 500% just like Nigeria politicians.
One would assume that you guys should be smarter than that

Until he exceeds three. Na 2nd wife things una dey label cheating?

Fertility fueled by ignorance, blind adherence to religious doctrine and porverty.

Some doctors (just like other professions) take undue advantage of their patients/clients. Some of them are terribly perverted.

Some walking in the rain without umbrella are happier.

Look up!

lightwind:
Kogi again for this country.


First to comment 🎉 congratulations to me

Dude is apparently guilty of all but alas, no be for Naija nau!

SixSeven:
The OP is daring Trump to do his worst

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