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PoliticsRe: 42 Boko-Haram Suspects Arrested In Lagos, Ogun by Riskymallam: 8:55am On Jul 30, 2013
Saw this on the news last night, sorry for those guys because they will soon regret their actions. That's if they are actually guilty.
CelebritiesRe: Folorunsho Alakija Buys G-wagons For Her Sons by Riskymallam: 8:46am On Jul 30, 2013
This is news eh?
RomanceRe: DILEMMA........I Nid Help,now,now Or Neva Again PLZ by Riskymallam: 8:44am On Jul 30, 2013
Go out and keep trying. You learn by doing.
CelebritiesRe: Nonso Diobi Dyes Hair Blonde (photos) by Riskymallam: 8:38am On Jul 30, 2013
Passing fancy, this too will pass soon enough.
Jokes EtcRe: Pigs Love It Too by Riskymallam: 8:34am On Jul 30, 2013
grin
RomanceRe: My Neighbour's Wife Is Tempting Me- by Riskymallam: 8:27am On Jul 30, 2013
SORRY is your middle name, keep seeing things where there is nothing to see.
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Celebrities Now Poor Due To Bad Investments by Riskymallam: 8:18am On Jul 30, 2013
Thank you OP, I think its also a reminder that: "Things last, but nothing is everlasting"

"PPPPP - Proper Planning Prevents Poor Performance"

This is what they didn't do, and its a lesson for me too.
CrimeRe: Guy Cheats And His Girlfriend Sets His Range-Rover Ablaze (photo) by Riskymallam: 8:02am On Jul 30, 2013
Wallahi I can't wrap my head around this, trust me beating or doing any bodily damage to her would be the last thing on my mind. When my RR Sport is on "Fayaaaaa"

Its after a few hours when the gravity and enormity of the matter must have settled on me. Shocked to inactivity.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Didnt Deport Beggars, Only Reunited Them With Their Families by Riskymallam: 7:51am On Jul 30, 2013
So if I were to shoot someone, I'll just explain to the court that I only reunited him with his creator right??

Kudos to LASG
PoliticsRe: Businessman Arrested Over Online Comments About Emeka Offor by Riskymallam: 7:57pm On Jul 29, 2013
Man to man is so unjust, and like a french man once said: "Africans are capable of inflicting injuries on fellow Africans way beyond the imagination of even the most wicked white colonialist. You, Africans, brew your own poison from within"

"Police is always your friend right?"
RomanceRe: ABOMINATION! Nigerian, Ayinde Jailed 90 Years In US For Fathering Six Children by Riskymallam: 7:35pm On Jul 29, 2013
Shocking to say the least, those kids are scarred for life man. smh
CelebritiesRe: Afrocandy With And Without Makeup by Riskymallam: 6:36pm On Jul 29, 2013
Once upon a time, she must have looked ravishing.

She still is grin
PoliticsRe: The Real Picture Of Made In Nigeria Robots. by Riskymallam: 10:04am On Jul 29, 2013
Oh Gawd! grin

Il Capitano: Is that a mini lawn mower? grin
grin
PoliticsRe: South-west Has Largest Cannabis Farms – NDLEA by Riskymallam: 10:01am On Jul 29, 2013
A wise man once said: "Why drink and drive, when you can weed and fly"
PoliticsRe: Chidi Lloyd Going Blind – Pro-amechi Lawmakers by Riskymallam: 10:00am On Jul 29, 2013
"Police is your friend" grin
PoliticsRe: Hamza Al-Mustapha Visits Asari Dokubo (Photo) by Riskymallam: 9:57am On Jul 29, 2013
Jonathans wild card.
PoliticsRe: Impeachment Rally Against Jonathan Prevented By Police by Riskymallam: 9:44am On Jul 29, 2013
Jonathan is and has always been an inept leader, right from the time he was the Deputy Governor of Bayelsa state this we all know.

It goes without saying that those who voted him in, have started and are still counting their losses because their is a huge discrepancy between what he promised Nigerians before the election and what we find on ground now.

That aside, Buhari and his cohorts should have found a suitable reason or mantra to use in spear hearing their impeachment battle cry, the palaver in Rivers state is moot compared to the wide spread corruption and insecurity in Nigeria ever since GEJ stepped in.

So on that note, Buhari and co should quietly sneak back to where they came from. Don't use Rivers as an excuse, use something tangible.
RomanceRe: OH Boy I Don Dyee; Girls Don Suffer For This We Country{pics}wicked Name by Riskymallam: 8:41am On Jul 29, 2013
Jesu! grin grin That guy is "Wickedness" lol
RomanceRe: Which Tribe Has The Most Faithful Ladies And Guys? by Riskymallam: 8:40am On Jul 29, 2013
huh
RomanceRe: Sex Before Marriage: Say What You Can Do by Riskymallam: 8:37am On Jul 29, 2013
So in essence you haven't engaged in it ??

Believe me, most people know the dangers of engaging in pre-marital sex; they still end up engaging in it anyway.

Why? Because the world has been turned on its head, that's why.

Senator James: No matter what we say people will still do what they wish to do. But just to say my own and be justify of telling you the truth. Pre-marital sex is wrong and sinful. There is time for everything and the right time God program sex to be after marriage. That is why we the anti-HIV body will say if you cant hold body use condom, its a Plan B measure.

I will discus d Possibly effects of sex before marriage on two points PHYSICAL and SPIRITUAL. Most of these things are self explanatory

PHYSICAL
- Unwanted pregnancy
- Sexually transmitted Infections (STIs)
- Abortion which could lead to death or womb damage

SPIRITUAL
- Sex is a convenant because of blood involved
- Inherittance of family curse
- Prone to any evil attack
- Career termination: when u cant continue your study due to unplanned pregnancy
- Loss of Value: pre-marital sex is a sign that you are valueless
- Unhealthy marriage: because of lack of trust
Car TalkRe: Questions To Ask Before Buying A Used-Car In Nigeria? by Riskymallam: 7:01am On Jul 29, 2013
While he is at it, I suggest he learns too.

Cyberknight: As a matter of fact, in the Nigerian context, there is really only one question that you can ask when you want to buy a car and that is : "How much is it?" All the other questions that others have helpfully put up here for your edification are moot, because a) you either wont get an honest answer to them or b) the answers can be discovered by inspecting the car yourself, or with the help of your mechanic. If you ask someone who wants to sell a car that's been eating a hole in his pocket due to some fault, you really dont expect him to answer your hopefully posed question of: "Why are you selling?" with a frank statement that "Because the bloody car is costing me money!", do you?. Secondly, mileage, car condition,original owner and location of purchase can (or should) all be discoverable by inspection of the car and/or its papers. Obviously if someone has tampered with the mileage, condition or any other feature, he/she would hardly be expected to 'fess up.

I have sold 3 of my cars here in Naija, and bought one Naija used car myself. The procedure was simple: I took a look at the car first, interior, exterior and engine, then started the car. Having satisfied my untrained eye, I sent for my mechanic. We drove the car, he gave his own opinion, I decided to buy, then I came back to the owner and we negotiated a price. Having agreed the price, I asked to see the papers to ensure that all was in order. And indeed all was in order, he was the real owner, and all customs and shipping docs were intact, so I went ahead and made out a draft. QED.

Like any other thing you are doing in life, its a risk. It's not brand new, so its a risk. Dont bother asking long questions to which you may or may not get an honest answer, just inspect, drive, decide yes or no, negotiate, pay and drive away.
LiteratureRe: There Can Be A Country by Riskymallam: 6:55am On Jul 29, 2013
The problem Nigerians have, has always been selective amnesia. More on this later.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Which Of The Smileys On Nairaland Is Your Favorite by Riskymallam(op): 6:54am On Jul 29, 2013
huh gringringrin smiley
Nairaland GeneralRe: 80 Legends Of Nairaland : 2005 - 2013 by Riskymallam: 11:46pm On Jul 28, 2013
Any reward?
Nairaland GeneralWhich Of The Smileys On Nairaland Is Your Favorite by Riskymallam(op):
grin <-------- This particular emot-icon never fails to crack me up anytime any day. Sometimes I even use it to lighten the gravity of what I am posting grin.

So which of the various emot-icons(Smile ys) on Nairaland is your favorite and let us know why you use it?
Nairaland GeneralWhich Of The Smileys On Nairaland Is Your Favorite by Riskymallam(op): 11:19pm On Jul 28, 2013
grin <-------- This particular emot-icon never fails to crack me up anytime any day. Sometimes I even use it to lighten the gravity of what IT am posting grin.

So which of the various emot-icons(Smile ys) on Nairaland is your favorite and let us know why you use it?
HealthRe: Habits That Wrecks Your Teeth by Riskymallam: 10:54pm On Jul 28, 2013
As a kid, I used to chew regularly on ice; but I gradually outgrown the habit.

I heard somewhere that brushing for more than three times a day is bad for the teeth.
TV/MoviesRe: Nando Disqualified From Big Brother Africa by Riskymallam: 10:42pm On Jul 28, 2013
#Gbam

But they put them through thorough physicals, tests and everything so the A.I.D.S part might jot really pan out.

But any other scenario is very very feasible.


alpha conde: No level for big brother.. I no send dem again.
Joke joke person go shoot person there one day
Joke joke person go carry aids unto reality tV tins.
Car TalkRe: How Well Do You Park Your Vehicles? by Riskymallam: 10:32pm On Jul 28, 2013
Where in the traffic code is it a crime to park with your tires not aligned straighthuh huh
Foreign AffairsRe: Chinese Toddler Dies After Parking Space Row. by Riskymallam: 10:30pm On Jul 28, 2013
Anger management and unnecessary violence to a toddler, no a baby.

That's in-humane, shey those guys eat babies over there right? I am saying this because of the link and photos that made the rounds some years back.
BusinessHow To Generate Big Business Ideas by Riskymallam(op): 8:03pm On Jul 28, 2013
HOW TO GENERATE (BIG)
BUSINESS IDEA/S.

Do you need a business idea? Get out of home. Walk around your neighborhood and observe, you can even walk to the next few streets if you wish.

Make it your habit to check out products and services around the town. As you walk around, travel in the bus or your car, within and outside your city, keep on asking yourself, "how can there be a better product than this?"

How can I make better or cheaper goods or services
than this? Trust me, you are near a great
business idea.

Thank me later.
RomanceRe: How Can I Motivate My Girlfriend To Lose Weight? by Riskymallam: 6:39pm On Jul 28, 2013
lol, you can't do nothing until she is ready to get her act right. Until then, all you are gonna do is fume grin.

On the other hand, you obviously don't like the babe self, so just jejely let her be.

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