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Abeg na Ontario all the 9jia ppl dey,come join us

Take wateva nature throws at ya sis and deal with it cos when it comes to those ppl ( MEN) you cant know them.

Lol. I love dreaming esp when I have to fly,I alwaz enjoy flying in my dreams.
I am a lucid dreamer. I wish I could alwaz continue my dream but I cant and I hardly forget my dreams.

Wen you nor go allow the girl toto be ,why she no go dey carry blood waka come ur house everytime.

ayettymama:
some security jobs pay very well- too well if u ask me

but whos askin me! aaany ways i dunno about nigeria though

but a job is a job- what if he was a forensic M.E??

he will be a doctor and still be dealing with dead people!

abeg leave matta jooo

All i know is this guy is rich and he said he's a graveyard guard .He's nt a guard in nigeria,he's in canada.I dont know why some ppl want to kill dem sefs oo.

Flashfast1:
Militant Rita, all you've been saying is kill kill kill haba you are begining to sound like a broken record o!
So your folks died of laughter? That means they must have seen your posts.
One last word of advice, please if you love your mayguard boyfriend don't let him see this thread cos I'm sure the poor rich young man will die of laughter too.

Only a useless man will say somebody is dumb and he will still keep replying that person.Nao i know you are dumb too.

You don hear this b4 ? GET A LIFE
Jobless fella,i will tell my guard BF to get a job for you maybe you stop ventin ur joblessness frusration on NLders

M spoken english and written is bad bt my husband took his time to tutored me.So if you love him,help him.

Flashfast1:
LWKMD.
O boy point of correction, the guy wasn't playing with your head, the guy is all in your head. lol
***Just can't stop laughing*** so this guy actually believes this his story. ***laughing continuously***

Dem no tell you say laughing continuously na im kill your Grandpapa n mama? I told you son,you need to kill your parent cos they should av told you.

Get off my case MOOFOO!

I AM A V-YARSH OO .

Flashfast1:
that's what they told this rita guy o, and that's what's making him mad. He must really love the guy.

Shut up Monkey ! Bloody attention-seeker ! Olodo !

Flashfast1:
lol
another round of tongues.
Are you guys having a vigil? Don't worry your prayers for stupidity has been answered and you are already manifesting the result here on Nairaland

Bos (or should I say sister rita), I beg you make you no vex.
I honestly think you are trying too hard to prove how silly you are. Please you don't have to do that cos its already showing. You can take solace in the fact that your rich mayguard boyfriend will never know cos I'm sure he is dumber.

M.U.MU dat is your first and last name.

Akinagirl:
I dont see how a security guard is rich? Unless he has inherited wealth.

Well all i know is this guy is rich and if he hadn't mentioned his job you would av neva tot he could be a guard. Or maybe he was just playin with my head but the only thing dat got me thinkin is the grave thingy.

timothy001:
please bro, do not date calabar woman, hardly would u meet honest ones, dey have high desire for intimacy and it lead to cheating.

Ewu ! Calabar girl kill ur family when you first come dis world? So who no get high desire for intimacy ? You av neva cheated on anybody becos u r not a calabar fella?

Diva 2.0:
From my point of view, you're only tryna to marry her for the intimacy. There's more to marriage than intimacy. If you really love her you'd wait for her to finish growing up, get her her degree and a good job.

No mind the dude, he just wanna get married for fck only.

tantan:
God! 18 is ok 4 a girl to get married. I mean she is OK. Afterrall it wont deter her from studying. we will plan it. But u know that as young as she is, she can commit fornication (GOD FORBID) and she is answerable to her sins.DO U KNOW THAT.

18 is ok we all know bt is she mentally ready ? Guy if your kini dey scratch you abeg find bootycall ppl make dem help you.Leave her ,let her commit little fornication abi how her own sin wan take affect ur life?

This thread make me laugh so tire, tear bingin commot for my eyes bt i no go confess. . . .

If she wants you to intervene,she should come to you.Dont put your head in what is not your biznis ooo b4 dem carry something break am.

Like seriously, stay away from ppl's martial problem.

@ Poster

Leave ur girl alone ooo,dont turn her to baby-machine.Let her go to her skuul ooo.After you marry am finish,u go promise am say she go go school bt na preggy she go carry.

BTW ,if i be the girl parent i go place curse on you for wanting to derail my daughter.

queeneve:
How many naira you need to get 1USD?

Flashfast1:
lol
Ya right! How can someone who's making 8naira/hr be seen as rich, even if he works 24hr in a day?

Look at this danfo-heads,so they pay per hour in 9jia abi? and even if they pay per hour,so hourly pay in 9jia will be 8naira ?
I dont need anybody to tell me you 2 are M.U.M.U.

bk/babe97:
lol @ topic. When I was like 19yrs old I tried to get a job picking up trash in NY. The pay was $25/hr and I was really gonna only work from 1-5am even though I'd be getting paid for 8hrs. Most of my boys said they wouldnt be caught doing that job cus of what the honies would say. I made a statement in the middle of the argument (in our kitchen) ". . . trust me son, my money aint gone be stinking when I'm living lovely". My mom popped her head into the kitchen (not knowing that she had been evesdropping on the whole convo) and said "tú eres mi verdadero hijo": YOU ARE REALLY MY SON!!! lol.

Poster, as far as he treating u right and the source of income is legit (and he aint bringing none of the corpses home and sitting them at the dinner table) who gives a funk, ??

Thank you jare.

Oje ko si konga to ba ka e lara ode-do.

rokiatu:
Nothing do you

You don go answer that guy wey wan die for u? You better run go meet b4 him commit

Na crazy girl u suppose dey find trutru cos no normal girl go gree date u.

I'm nt the one inluv with him ooo,he's just a friend and i wonder how his Gf copes.I'm just seeing a guy that does that kinda job.I tot all handsome men and rich ,polished guyz work in corporate organizations bt this one pass me.

@queeneve

I dash you the man ,make u carry am give your sister.

Yes he's rich. How much do you guyz think he makes per hour? Most of you ppl complainin abt a grave yard security bin rich dont even make more than 8naira/hr . What i see as rich might not be rich to you bt all i know is ,he is rich .

violent:
A rich graveyard security?

Maybe I'm going overboard, care to explain what you call "rich"?

I dont owe you any explaination Mr oga,you can check your dic for the meaning of rich.

Sisi_Kill:
As long as he's not one of the residents of said graveyard, why not?

Naija and silly superstitions ehn. . .it's amazing.

Nuffin to do with superstition madam,it's just normal to see guy and expect him to be working in a bank or oil company but when you asked him and he said he works in a cementry i bet you will shiver  .

I started thread  becos i saw a guy who says he works in a grave yard n i was like aint you scared of the deads ? he was like at first he was bt the moni is gud and he got used to it.

I wont.

He's rich,loving,caring,handsome,articulate and fashionable.You saw him and you liked him.After talking to him you fell inlove with him even though you didnt know much about him.Two weeks later you got talking about his Job and he told you he works in the grave yard as a security. Would you still wanna go ahead with the relationship ? What will run thru your mind everytime he  comes home midnite and lay beside you ? 

too bad .