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hazureal:
well, none of us farts too much, but when i catch him lettin one off(though i hardly smell anything), he keeps a straight face & blames it on d food i cook. if i let one off, he sprays d whole room wit insecticide instead of air-freshener!

posakosa:
U wan marry grandpapa Dangote and Bill Gates; you no talk Olumide Akande ?

because I know say dem go soon die but that guy when you talk na young guy

Na wa oo

posakosa:
Have no sympathies for this BUFFON, hand his information over to the appropriate parties. FBI AND IMMIGRATION.

I trust you posa !!! You no dey pity dem at all
How body ?

Some ppl and immature mind sha no be single mum and as dem dey immature reach,dem still shine their eyes well-well b4 dem open dem legs.
See as mature mind come turn single mum,abi u be widom ?
Anywayz me i be mature single dad,so how e go be na,we suppose collabo?
Omo- ele make we make sense nao

canuck:
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Username: rita@NL

Profile Pix: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=379442

Pix Summary: A lush meadow extending into higher elevations to the horizon. The sun is rising (or setting) considering its angle and intensity. The entire view is from the ‘safety’ of a shade provided by a tree. There is nothing but nature in the horizon.

What your pix says to me: You are inclined to long term; the longer the time horizon, the better for you – You may miss out on short term opportunities though. Commitments rank high with you; you take yours seriously and expect everyone else to follow suit, sometimes to your disappointment. You are open and very trusting, and may have been burnt severally in the past. You fight your herd instinct, the pull that makes it easy for you to go with the flow because your trusted acquaintances are on board. You are a ‘bottom-line’ kind of person – There has got to be reward, with a capital R, for you to give your best. Risk-taking does not come naturally to you, and you try to fully hedge your bet, if compelled to make one. You do not judge a book by its cover, as you seek to believe the best in others, regardless of their veneer.

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I dont really get the bolded part,wonder if you could explain to me in private please ? 

The rest you are 80% rite but how come you didntt tell me my flaws,I like it when ppl tell me my flaws too and lastly how come you didn't say anything about me marrying bill gate or dangote ? 


I talk am say this guy na witch-wizard 

There is enuf threads about marrying prostitutes or not,just search for them.

yes

Asa - ILU

Human parts

hug

Bros do me na cos e get as e dey do me ooo

Btw happy halloween make i take dat one bribe u.

I'm a single multiple dad too but I live in Iraq. Can I be your friend ?

sexyLeamon:
yeah that is why people say when you look good. me think thats him. some people are gorgeous just accept it
you don't look bad urself jare. photoshop or no photoshop the dude is gorgeous

No mind them ,becos the guy don fine pass them,dem beliv say na photo shop.No be only photoshop,na photomall.

@pharoh

I'm a she male  

Na only one girl Bleep ur life up ,you come dey scream NIGERIAN GIRLS ? shame . . shame . . shame.

You try but my bobo sha fine pass you  

8ball:
i don't see the point to this thread, however, if it is purposely done, it becomes another issue entirely,

As you fine reach pesin go think say na so your brain dey work but mba u think like cockroach.

You dont see a point in a thread and yet you wasted your time posting on it,why dont you just work away. Oshiranu .

palmwine:
Hey give me a shot. Lets see hoe close you get and if you get real close, I will let you know!

No wait for canuck me i go give you a shot.YOU ARE NUFFIN BUT A PAMI MAN AND YOU BE BOTTLE FRIEND 

posakosa:
^^^^^ see her mouth.

Posa i don know everything about you nao so you no fit buga me again.No worry i go find the guy go for you as we dey stay the same area na   but i gat be your TREASURER oo.

btw congrat say dem don unban you.

^^^ wetin na ? who no like gud thing but the guy better tell me say i go marry Bill Gate or Dangote

This is really serious oo  
Canuck you be witch-wizard ?  
Hmmmmm . . . . . See as everybody they bow ,no be small thing oo.
Abeg do my own sharp - sharp too b4 i declear this thread closed.

What will you do if your BF/ GF farts too much ?

The pesin can go and die for all I care

Poster

You are rite cos i no dey wan buy xmas gift for my chick,so i go just scatter the whole relationship.

Steal money ? How much she wan steal ? na wa oo

@ poster

You must have spent a whole year watching the movie "INDECENT PROPOSAL" .

nwainbuekw:
to me i dnt think its right 4 a responsible girl but it actually depends on individuals

Responsible my butt !

We NL guys are the most guyz .

EroticGirl:
It's your kind we're talking about. Better go and check yourself with the doctor / sex therapist. Maybe your thing has even expired sef. ;

If i catch you,you go wunjor i swear but plz dont corrupt me i'm still very young.

EroticGirl:
Siddon dere dey look. If you don't confirm, and later the guy cant perform, everybody will blame the woman as if she is the one that can't bear a child. They wont know its the guy that is useless.

I see say you don really spoil and abeg no corrupt me jor. I be V-yarsh

EroticGirl:
Many of una too dey misyarn. If you never CONFIRM, how u go fit get relationship?

You have to check it out, if no be your size, you forget am!

You don spoil baje !