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I dont know what is with kids this dayz !
If una don take Pe.n.i.s open eyes una know they hard to know.
Na una kind go tik say becos one guy don dey toast una for street una parent no be human again.
Na ur papa get time oooo,if na me sebi na becos of the text msgs wey dem your guys dey send u bingin dey make u feel say ur papa invade your privacy,under him roof,when u still dey eat him food. . . . . .  I pity u.
Dem no dey say make pikin no catch leprosy ooo cos when e catch am ,e go leave for evil forest alone.

Under 18 dey shout privacy, even 35 no fit look im papa face shout privacy. Until your papa die,u go still be pikin for dem face even if u marry born n ur pikini-pikin born.

My channel was removed too Lepa4life. I bought movies with my money and I decided to share with friends, how is that a crime ? I belive by buying it , I am at liberty to do whatever I want with it.The most painful thing is,most movies I uploaded,I have given them out cos I believe I can always go watch them on my channel whenever I feel like.

Princessty:
It is very apropriate My younger sista got an iPod at the age of 10 and had a laptop and phone and iPod's have filter so you can filter bad sites and monitor her and check her music.

Your younger sister ? got an Ipod touch at the age of 10 ? you should be around 15 year or less . Thanks but i parental advice .

My Niece wants me to get her an Ipod touch as gift but getting to the store i realized it is like giving her a laptop . It has browser, Youtube and the rest of them. I think i might be exposing her to too much as i might not be able to monitor what ever she does on it . Could parents here suggest a better and educative gift for a 9years old girl Please ?

Poster is digging his grave, just wait make Amebo finish you .

And here comes one of them. Poster u better run for cover, cult na cult gud or bad .

Hmmmmm. . .the whole matta sef tire me jare, na only God go help parent cos wen you tell this pikin to do, dem go ova do, tell dem not to do and dem go still do. I'm just scared jare but I rest my case .

I mean movies like S, e ! X and the city ? Not Disney kind oo. If you can watch that comfortably with them ,then your kids are free to date and have sex. I know I can't watch that kind of movies with them until they are in university, if dem wan date make dem papa give them go ahead not me.

At what age can you as a parent sit down and watch romantic movies with you kids ? Watching it with them without tell them to change the channel or go to their rooms?

LOL,  . . Go to mall, movies and many more but the truth is if they end up having sex, you think she will tell you after you already warned her to be careful ? And why in God's name will I tell my teenage have intimacy but use contraceptives !!! Anyway me I am a local woman and I can't tell my teenage go ahead and date but I can tell they to invite their friends home, so I can study them myself.  Give this kids inch and they will take miles not becos the parents are not trying their best but kids will always be kids.

Bean ko , beans ni. Even if  he drinks water, he will fart.

When your daughter takes the advantage of yes-you-can-date by coming home with big belle, what will you say to your husband ? Would you admit you were the one that sent her out in search of D.ick ? Then the father will tell you . . . . Oh I remember she took after you cos you too were like that . Then you won't have the courage to scorn her or take her for abortion cos you've already pushed her into sin . We all know where dates dey  take boy n girl to na, abi no be bed ? Which kind play lion n dog dey do if not to eat demsef. If my kids wanna do it , which I know they will; I just don't want to give them the go ahead cos if katakata burst, e go pain me say I know about am .

make all of una keep shot jor, my husband nor dey fart again.

Fanta abeg show me your picture cos me I no no how size 12 take be oo, be like say I fat pass you sef. I wan see your pix to know whether I get hope or not .  

Yme you harsh no be small, you better start to dey contact all the single handsome dudes wey you know for our sister b4 I grab your husband give am nao

Yme mind yoursef oo, na crime make I help my sister wey one yeye guy no appericate ?                                                                                                      

fantababy:
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rita@NL, I live in Ottawa. LOL!

Fanta I live in Toronto, maybe you should come to a place where we have higher concentration of our najia broda, that means i'm invisiting you to Toronto but no problem still just take it easy on yourself  love will find you. Am a lady oo n I no dey toast you ooo,  But you can holla whenever you are in Toronto and if you need a friend to talk to, you gat me.

Poster where in Canada are you ? I know a  Canadian - Nigerian who will do anything to have your size . Holla at me if you interested. If your guy doesn't like the way you are, it is very likely he might starts chasing lepas after you give him one child. Think twice oo.

Doctors in the house help plz . How can one cure Bacterial Vaginosis ? I was told it is not an STD and it can never be but it is somehow attached to sex . I had it last year and my doctor prescribed flagyl and it stopped , last month again i had it but i decided not use any medication and it stopped by itself.My problem is I'm scared of getting pregnant becos of this cos I was told I might have a preterm baby or misscarriages .My doctors told me is not deadly but why it remains uncurable is beyond me.

Finally , . . . . . . . . .Jack

RT is simply nt interested in madam anymore,so the story dies

newintexas:
Will there ever be a time when the president or vice president does not have to be northerner?. Just wandering.

We dont need anybody to tell us Oga Jona is going to take nigeria 20 steps back.I see no reason why he will pick a northerner again,guess he's trying to please OBJ.
Goodluck is going to be another bad luck to Nigeria

Poster see as you reason like frog.
Most girls gained admission at age 21-22,plus strike and everything,they ended up graduating at age 26-28.
Remain unemployed for close to 5yrs
Same thing with guyz,do you expect this ladies to marry married men ? when the single guyz dont even have job.

You no suppose come NL for advice,you suppose drop the guy like hot dodo.Stupid jagbajantis boy !

Which make go raise im hand beat woman sef . . . . .there are better wayz of punishin those pets without lifting a finger.

Na wa ooo.

@Odunnu are you for real ? if yes wer r thou in canada ? I'm in Toronto ON n i av a guy who might be interested.

Well she's a good actress no doubt bt surely nt the best in Africa.
I just dislike her dwarf look,luck her she escaped bin a real dwarf.

PurestBoy:
I will write 900 million billion trillion pounds, hope that will not be too much?

I resemble you cos na wetin i go write too.

BCblkboy:
@ Rita, I no like Ontario jare, I like BC pass, i get plenty naija friend 4 there, Just too populated 4 my liking,

Ok since u nor wan join us,no look for us for where we nor dey.

Fine Boy.

I alwaz fly in my dreams,Why?