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^^ tales by moonlight. . . Uncle Jalether, what is the moral of the story?
Is Drogba a better crosser than Eboue?
did Arsenal wingers bully you in junior-high? Or is there an explanation as to why you turned a debate about Drogba being the best crosser in the league to Drogba being a better crosser than Arsenal wingers?

Ok, RVP is a better crosser of the ball than all Chelsea wingers. . . correct?

If such daft assertions are what arouse you, then CRACK ON!!

Mac & Cheese. . . Jalether is having a laugh.
Ok, Eboue crosses the ball as well as Drogba, no? Well of course not! Drogba's "95%" crossing is better than Beckham's. . . In fact, its the best the world has ever seen.
Keep basking in ur Ibime-induced delusion. . .

If Arsenal's wingers are dud, what do we call Joke Cole, Kalou, Sturridge etc? Paralympians?

Jalether, i thunk u wuz smarter than this. Have i over-estimated ur intelligence?

Jalether
read ur last post again. . . what sense have you made? Why should i engage you in ur ridiculous argument(Drogba vs. Arsenal wingers)? Why not Colchester full-backs vs Yeovil goalies?

FYI, you are under no obligation to type nonsense.

Eastbay,
Bellamy has been the best LEFT winger in the league this season by some distance.
Valencia has done well, but Lennon has been much better on the RIGHT, despite playing fewer games.

Dunce like Jalether is unaware Arsenal have the best wingers in the league. . . Nasri, Arshavin, Rosicky etc vs Malouda, Joke Cole, Kalou etc? FLAWLESS VICTORY!!

Continue wanking over Drogba's crossing ability. . . I blame Ibime for putting you under an absurd impression. You must have been the most attentive pupil when he was 'schooling' you and other half-witted Chavs.

Eastbay,
forgive Ibime's dyslexia. . .
Evra shytes on Cashley everyday of the week and twice on thanksgiving.


My team of the year:
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Hart


Ivanovic Dunne Vermaelen Evra


Lennon Fletcher Fabregas Bellamy


Tevez

Rooney
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Lennon makes my team cos quality of appearances takes precedence over quantity. . .

^^ your opinion = rubbish. . .
No EPL player hits a better in-Player than RVP. Overall, Fabio Aurellio is clearly the best crosser in the league. Drogba is an amateur.

Olodo like Ibime is claiming he schooled people about how Drogba is the best crosser in the league. . . Aurelio, A.Young, RVP, Nani etc play in which league?

Sauron has made a good point. . . Drogba can be useless 90% of a game, then score a goal and is exonerated of his mediocrity.

Hahahaha. Sauron is gettin' took to the cleaners for the umpteenth time. . .

Sauron
Bellamy vs Ribery? You must be having a laugh. . . Try Walcott vs Robben.

Tkb
i'm actually pleased to see Nani finally BEGIN to fulfil his potential, irrespective of his scum affiliation. . . I hope he goes on to become the very best, right after Madrid sign him on a free

Tkb
but Ribery is better than all the wingers in Man Utd/EPL. . .

Cheese & Beans. . . How does the estimated VALUE of a club affect their massive DEBT?

Sauron
i'd include Deco, Rosicky & Kanu(though they're all past their prime) along with RVP & Berbatov. . . Modric doesnt really stand out. for me he's around the level of Arshavin, Benayoun, etc.

In the last decade, Zizou and Bergkamp are clearly better than Berba.

Ibra vs Berba? Now thats a tricky one! Perhaps Berba just edges it. . . Only just!

Drogba? Sauron, how dare you mention "technique" and "Drogba" in the same paragraph? In an ideal world, that should warrant 2 lethal injections.

Berbatov's technique shytes on every other player's in the league. . . That much i know!

^^ story. . . Messi to bag another quadruple!

In terms of quality of players, Inter are the second best team in Europe.
Inter >>>>>> Man Utd

Tkb
just like Arsenal put a lid on him in the first leg. . . we all know what happened at Camp Nou.

If Dinho was a playmaker then what was Xavi and Deco? Play destroyer?

Dinho played as a wide forward on the left and Messi right now plays as a wide forward on the right. With henry haking Dinhos position, Zlatan taking Etoos.

not entirely true. . . Messi plays more often than not as a center forward/second striker these days. Ronaldinho was perennially stuck on the left.

Its still the same pattern just a slight difference in personel.

Barca now play 4-4-2. . .

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Valdes

Alves Puyol Pique Abidal

Pedro Xavi Busquets Iniesta

Messi

Ibrahimovic[/center]

Ronaldinho was more skillful than Messi, But the Argentine is more productive

Correct!

Ibime
what did uncle Carlo do wrong this time?
If you want to play the blame game, blame Drogba for being an over-rated piece of Ivorian sh.it!

I see United winning their remaining games, which would mean Chelsea have to beat Liverpool away to win the league. . . Are we going to witness an epic victory or an epic bottling act?

P.S. HOW TITLE RACE?

Anyone who leaves out Henry AND Luiz Ronaldo should be made to put on a 'dunce' hat till they both retire

Truth be told, Sol has been outstanding. Did anyone see him match Bale for pace? Definitely the MOTM yesterday.
He deserves a 5-year extension!

Seems Chelsea are winning the league afterall. . . Well done!
Meanwhile, Ibime is on the verge of bankruptcy!

Dismal display till RVP came on. . . He showed in 20 minutes what we've been missing for 5 months. Dude must be the most under-rated striker in Europe, top-class.

Now Arsene/the board need to take a long look at themselves. . . Arsenal are now in a position where they ABSOLUTELY have to win a major trophy next season, otherwise the ramifications on and off the field could be severe. Then it would become a classic case of penny wise pound foolish.

Yet, i already got the feeling of deja vu. . . Unless!

DK
Its obvious you know nothing about anything unrelated to homosexuality. . .
Not every player peaks at 24. Is it Evra's fault Raymond Domenech is an idi0t?
Dayokanu just said the 3rd highest scorer in Champions League history cant cut it continentally. . . Isnt it safe to say a tortoise has a more cridible opinion of European football than Dayokanu?
To say 'Henry>>>>>>>Shevchenko+Etoo*Raul+Nistelrooy*everyone else' would not be an exaggeration.

DK
Carlos was more of a 90's player, but like Maldini, i can still understand that view. Evra shytes on Lahm+Zambrotta+Lizarazu with consummate ease. Cashley comes close, but Evra is marginally better both offensively and defensively so he takes the cake.
I know you hate Arsenal but that doesnt mean you should talk rubbish. . . Thierry Henry is BY FAR the best striker the world has seen since Ronaldo in his prime.

On second thought(2000/2001-2009/2010)

GK: Buffon
RB: Maicon
CB: Nesta
CB: Cannavaro
LB: Evra
DM: Vieira
CM: Xavi
AM: Zidane
RF: Messi
LF: Ronaldinho
CF: Henry

who and who are mentioning Drogba/Okocha/Lahm? Why not Adebayor/Tshabalala/Badstubber?

[center]Buffon

Cafu                       Nesta                       Cannavaro                       Maldini

Xavi                        Vieira

Zidane

Messi                                                                                               HenryRonaldinho

Ronaldo(Brazil)[/center]

Absolutely no bias! 

Cris
100 to 0?
but there is a good chance Sauron, Tkb, Eastbay, Nyabinghi and the rest of ur posse are in the process of being put in BLACK SUITS.

^^ words of a loser. . . The orangutan called Ibime who started this has realized the folly of it and gone AWOL. . . Tosinadeda has raised his white flag. . . But being the lost cause he is, Sinistyle is still parading his retardation like a prestigious trophy. . .
I refuse to be dragged any further into your senseless argument. . . THE END.

Sinistyle
you've just recycled the same ole crap you said b4 which i've already shred. . . Is this the part we hand you your award for 'doofus of the millennium'?
why are u getting all worked up over a joke? Perhaps being the most prominent member of the intellectually challenged, you have a more accurate estimate than 98%?

Again, only a 5-star imbecil€ like sinistyle would think Uranus(name of a place) is a "complicated" word. Maybe "Lagos", "Nigeria", "Africa" etc are also complicated. . . Your idi0cy stands out like bird sh.it on a black shoe.

Sinistyle
oh, so you never said i shouldnt have explained? Arent you the same ponce that was rambling like a parrot being anally violated by a well-endowed t-rex about how "complicated" Uranus is?

that asstrology and Uranus are the most complicated words you have come across doesnt mean people haven't gone farther. This wont trouble a high sckool kid

who typed that piece of bunkum? Have you graduated from a maniac to a megalomaniac?

I never explained the meaning of the line itself. I only gave definitions for words used in the line. How did you arrive at the conclusion i meant Nairalanders wont grasp a no-brainer line?
I figuratively told Ibime he is too intellectually challenged to know the meaning of astrology/Uranus as a joke. If it "angers" you then you can sign up for anger-management or shave ur pubic hair with a screw-driver. IDI0T!

Sinistyle
if your $tupidit¥ is converted to mega-watts, it will solve Nigeria's power crisis indefinitely.
First you said i shouldnt have 'explained' Uranus, after losing that argument woefully, you are now saying i shouldnt have said 98% of Nairalanders are as intellectually challenged as Ibime(a comment i expected even a world-class ignoramus like you to recognize as a joke).
The fact you were born on the first day of April is no excuse for you to be a F00L.

I am Akuma Ritchboy, and i will teach you the meaning of pain