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Hahahaha, kosovo on fanboy-patrol as usual. You can start 10 threads if you like, IT WONT BRING CONVICTION TO THE PS3!!

9.3/10, did you miss that part?
I'd rather play Conviction for half an hour than Heavy RainCrap for 10 hours.

I blame Ibime for giving nonentities like tosinaded@ and sinistyle the opportunity to mention my name.

These c*nts are trying to make it look like I think Uranus is a "complicated" word when its obvious THEY are the only ones who think so. I only 'explained' cos of the fact that some people arent familiar with it, not cos its "complicated" like the oaf labelled it. If they dont think Uranus is reserved for rocket scientists, they wouldnt be making such a big fuss of it.

For example, Mode9 spat sumn like "when i diss a baba, its not Ethiopia". . . I'm sure if i explained to someone Adisababa is a city in Ethiopia, they wouldnt be hyperventilating. . . But when they hear "Uranus" they go into retard-mode. . . sparkling ignorance. In case yall were too busy being retarded to notice, Uranus, like Adisababa, is nothing more than the name of a place.

If it were Mars(probably the most popular planet after Earth), i could have understood. But Uranus? Yall should be inducted into the hall of legendary simpletons.

To think Jesus died young to spare the blushes of irredeemable mor0ns like sinistyle when he could have lived a long merry life makes you feel sorry for the lad. . .

My earlier assertion that 98% of Nairalanders are as daft as Ibime is proving to be an accurate estimate.

Sinistyle
you have to try a lot harder than that. . . as much as you try to mask it, i can still see you are a run-of-the-mill imbecil€ trying to ape an unorthodox mor0n.
If you had anything remotely emulating a brain dwelling within ur bogus cranium, you'd know my 'explanation' had nothing to do with the word Uranus being "big". if i tell someone in New York "Abuja is the capital of Nigeria", that makes "Abuja" a "big" word right?
Were you born an idi0t or did you evolve into one?

Tosinaded@
have you asked your mother if she's familiar with Uranus yet?
When she replies you with a "no", you can proceed to ask ur fellow rat-poison peddlers, then the rest of ur equally demented posse.
If any teacher in the science dept. of the under-funded public school you attend can name all the planets in the solar system off the top of his lice-infested head, you should be honored. . .

How i'd love to see Dindane/Rocha at Chelsea. . . I'll even pay their transfer fees/wages with pleasure

@Ibime/the other m0ron
yall are vintage examples of neglected imbecil€$. . . If anyone is in doubt about free health-care, he should look no further than ur case.
I didnt tell anyone 5+5=10 or something you'd expect everyone to know. . . Uranus is not a planet everyone is familiar with, you can ask your mothers.
Go and start a poll asking if users are familiar with astrology/the names of all the planets in the solar system. . . The results will surely prove you are both retarded.

See this contemporary dunce called Ibime. . .
How many people on this forum are familiar with Uranus and/or astrology?
If i was talking to like-minds i wouldnt have to explain. . . But since 98% of Nairaland's contingent are as intellectually challenged as you i dont have much of a choice.
Now drop a line or go and analyse gay p0rn with ur buddies.

Duduspace
u dey mind these people? in as much as we hate to admit it, Arsenal have their fair share of fickle fans/haters on Nairaland.
They said the same thing about Diaby & Song not so long ago, in fact some of them were convinced they'd never amount to anything, but today they are two of the best midfielders in the league.
Bentdner, Eboue, Denilson etc also received their same rubbish analysis.

Liverpool all but out of the race for fourth. . . TRAGIC!
I just hope yall would still find enough motivation to batter Chelsea. Is that too much to ask?

Everyone seems to have forgotten how incredible Vela was in the CC playing as a second striker/CF. . . Now he doesnt have a future at Arsenal cos Wenger plays him out of position in the 89th minute?. . . Mary screamed!
Go and watch Vela against Wigan, Sheffield etc and in the Mexican national team and get back to me.

Show me a more talented forward his age in the whole of England and i will show you a fictional character's imaginary friend

no one else can crack you up like them D-block nuggaz. . .

A classic example of why Jada is my favourite rapper:

Listen i'mma leave you right where you stand/
have the ambulance/ pass ur timberlands/ off right to ur man/
cos he pu$$¥, he aint gon do nuttin but look/
When it come to beef, he dont wan' do nuttin but cook/
as soon as the chrome scope him/ right there two in the dome smoking/
'Kiss keep funeral homes open/

. . . and why L.O.X. are my favourite crew:

i've been drunk most of my life, dont ask me why/
through 9th grade i didnt go to high skool, i went to skool high/ - Sheek

we got a mean team/ hip hop dream team/
You boys iz only in the projects on GREEN SCREEN!/ - Styles/Jada

fukcing GENIUS!
you just gotta love these cats!!

P.S. No one is comparing Vela's ability to Messi's. . . Dudu simply meant he is in the mould of Messi.
Una no go school?

Eldee
Fibs! Which chances has Vela had? Has he started a league game this season? Coming on in injury time and being played out of position is not my idea of "many chances".
Vela's technique shytes on Bentdner/Walcott combined. HOLD ON TO THAT!

Jalether
shattap!! What do you know about football?
Vela is the most gifted forward his age or younger in the whole of England, FACT!
He shytes on Borini+Kakuta+Sturridge in a Na'vi body

Let me be the first to ask:
TEKRAM WOH?

Giggs and Scholes in CM at Ewood Park??
Has Fergie finally lost it?

Kanye West's best line of his career:

My apologies, are you into as-trology?
cos, ehmm. . . I'm trying to make it to Ur-anu$!

astrology = study of planets.
Uranus = 7th planet from the sun.
The wordplay with a$$[/b]trology & UR[b]anu$ = CLASSIC!!!!

Duduspace
PREACH!! How can anyone doubt Vela's immense ability/potential? Shocking!
Wilshere should stay at Bolton for another year.

I have fallen at sleep twice watching this game. . . In short make i go drink coffee.

Is nateevs trying to tell us he is an "old Shesi fan"?

Prediction:
Aston Villa 7-1 Chelsea

@Suprted
i meant the 20GB fat model.
I dont think any internet connection in Nigeria can max out a LAN speed, wired or wireless.

Only 5 rappers really stand out from the rest:

1. Jay-Z
2. Tupac
3. Biggie
4. Nas
5. Eminem

greatness isnt just about how good a rapper you are, what you've achieved as a rapper is also important. if it was solely about lyrical prowess, the likes of Tupac & Snoop shouldn't be on anyone's top 100!

And when it comes to talent+achievements+consistency/longevity, Jay-Z is surely ahead of everyone else.

DK
The last time i checked, Bayern's best striker(Olic) is responsible for cleaning Eduardo's boots in the Croatia team.

[Skit]
Beyonce will no longer be performing at the wedding. . . She opted to be the stripper who comes out of the cake at Ritchboy's house-boy's bachelor party, which happens to be on the same day.
Reason: Ritchboy offered her more money. She apologizes for any inconvenience.

Krayola
are you giving me license to dig up ur comments before Rubin Kazan dismantled Camp Nou?

@Suprted
someone told me Sony removed wi-fi in the slim model. I just wiki'd it and found out only the 20GB model doesnt have it.
I'm still rockin my 60GB model. . .

Chic2pimp
Sharon is on maternity leave. . .

Word from Ipswich is:
Nairaland's most outspoken female member, Sharon, has delivered a baby by means of "Rafael-section", which is a new procedure. After 90 minutes months of uncertainty, the identity of the father has been revealed to be Louis Van Gaal. Amid allegations of the pregnancy being a result of two seperate ra.pes in Munich and Manchester, the police have issued a statement saying they received no formal complaint from Miss Sharon.
Though the child was named "Arjen Olic", doctors are still trying to determine it's gender

@N95-2 8GB
Does the slim model of ps3 have in-built wi-fi??

I'm having a laugh:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

And now i'm laughing in reverse:
[size=14pt]AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH![/size]

I'd love to laugh upsidedown but my doctor advised it's detrimental to my lungs

Muki
which kain song be that?

Sauron
you are nothing more than a run-of-the-mill mor0n masquerading as an unorthodox im.becile. . .
A. You just modified your post. . . Shameless!
B. Fergie is a complete idi0t for saying Ronaldo is "STREETS" ahead of Messi AFTER 08/09 season.
C. Messi's team-mates & manager have been saying he is the best player on earth since January 2009 or so.

P.S. The Paraga industry is booming

DK
tell me how many clubs have gone 4 goals down in 35 minutes in CL KO bar Gayern Munshit!
From now on, all Bayern fans on NL should be called GAYERNERS

Jalether
Inter 3-1 Chelsea(agg) GD=2
Barca 6-3 Arsenal(agg) GD=3
Barca>>>>>>>>>>Inter. . . When you consider the fact Chelsea lost home/away, its obvious YOU ARE THE REAL DISGRACE!

i am waiting for Ibime to explain Chelsea's 3-1 loss to Wigan(their very first big 4 victory). What do we term that? Sacrilege?