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Ibime
Give the young man some advice or STFU!

Muki
i want my display name changed to "Sir4kaLot" ASAP!!

I actually got MAG 2 days ago. . . So far its been nothing short of mediocre. I literally cant find my Killzone 2 disc.

GOD BLESS HALO, LONG LIVE GEARS OF WAR!

Ibime
have i offended you?
there is more to Drogba's game than just his physical presence. He is your best finisher, no?

FBS
are you by any chance referring to Ibime's assertion Drogba should only start 4 league games a season?

It would be rude if i drop in and neglect to ask, HOW MARKET?

Vag1na = "womanliness"

Dayokanu
there is no rule that states it is not a goal if a defender accidentally puts the ball past his keeper.
There is a rule that specifically states the keeper is allowed to handle the ball if the contact made by the defender is accidental.
Is it my fault you never had the luxury of a basic education?

Tkb
you are an apt description of an irredeemable f00l. Why am i debating with a lunatic who suggests every call a ref makes is right? You should tender a written apology to ur mother for her sheer waste of labour pains and a 50cm gain in the width of her vagina. FAT MOTHERPHUCKA!!

When virgin baboons and chimpanzees convene in a dark cave, scatter-brained imbeciles like tkb, dayokanu and presido are born.

Tkb
it is only a foul if the ref says so? And if he doesnt, it means he is right irrespective of replays saying he clearly wasnt? You must be the most retarded bas.tard to ever walk the earth.
There is no such thing as an "accidental back pass", if the contact was accidental, then its not a back pass, IDI0T! The rules clearly state the contact made by the defender must be intentional. only a brain-dead simpleton would watch a replay of the incident and conclude Sol INTENDED to touch the ball, when his intent was clearly to shield it.
We see keepers pick up the ball when the last touch was off their defender every week, but when Arsenal are involved, low-life non-entities like tkb, dayokanu and presido become bent on proving they are the most idi0tic beings in the universe.

Now Eastbay is telling us if Campbell did this and Fabianski did that, the goal wouldnt have been scored, conveniently forgetting Porto would still have had a very good chance to score even if they didnt take the freekick quickly, which ultimately leads us back to the relevant issue of the ref's buffoonery in awarding the freekick in the first place. If the ref had done his job properly, we wouldnt be having this discussion, simple!

^^ co-signed by a co-ignoramus

TKB
Rosicky was fouled in the build up to the goal and u are telling me it was an independent incident. Were you born an idi0t?
Campbell was trying to protect the ball from the Porto player, he took one step too many then his foot accidentally came in slight contact with the ball. Only a hardcore m0ron would classify that as a back pass.

Tkb
someone with ur appalling level of intelligence couldnt have had a natural birth, so i doubt ur death would be any different.
The freekick should have been awarded? I can only assume u were taking ur medication when Rosicky was denied a stone wall penalty at the other end. And/Or you are not aware a keeper is ALLOWED to pick up the ball if it comes off his defender as long as it isnt an INTENTIONAL BACK PASS.

But why do i even bother when u would just come back and say Rosicky dived and Sol's touch was intentional?
Lost cause

Tkb
does ur brain use a condom when it interacts with the rest of your anatomy?
What does the rubbish u typed have to do with the fact the freekick should never have been awarded in the first place?

I walk into your house and murder ur family in cold blood, then in my defense i say "ur wife should have tried to seduce me so ur son could knock me out while i was distracted". . .

It is unfortunate the Man Utd fans are incapable of understanding such simple things. Lost causes

"nimwit"? Is that a word in your native dialect(idiotiqua)? DIMWIT!

We are talking about a ref's ineptitude and idi0ts are talking about Sol putting his head in his hands and what not.
Its like Man Utd conceding a goal from a shocking penalty decision and i say "Van De Sar should have dived further".
Nairaland is blessed with dimwits.

Sauron
i can bet chic2pimp's mortgage you started gaming after fifa10 was released.

^^You must be the janitor, cos u dont have a clue!

Sauron
what do you know about gaming? It is universally agreed the 360 controller is superior to DS3, especially for shooters. It is only considered big by 6 year olds and midgets
XBOX 360>>>PS3>>>Wii, true story.

Drbiola
6 months!?!? This is like the easiest puzzle in GOW!
i havnt played the game in ages, but if my memory isnt compromised, the skull door(the one youve been trying to open) is part of(i.e leads into) the structure which is filled with water. Outside the structure, there should be a huge object rolling around it. You have to get on the object by jumping on it via the top of the structure filled with water. it(the structure) has steps that lead to the top of it.
GOW III is out next month!!

Only a world class m0ron would say there was nothing wrong with the goal.
A. Rosicky was denied a stone wall penalty at the other end in the same passage of play.
B. The rules say the keeper cant pick up a BACK PASS. Campbell's touch was clearly accidental and not a BACK PASS.
C. If i'm not mistaken, when the ref picks up the ball in a dead-ball situation, there MUST be a whistle before play can resume. The retarded ref picked up the ball and gave it straight to the porto player, then let him take the freekick without a whistle. Add that to the fact he was probably impeding Sol and i've NEVER seen a quick free kick taken from INSIDE THE BOX(like HNIC said, its as ridiculous as a "quick-penalty"), then the ref should be stoned to death.

It is common knowledge Real Madrid are Lyon's b1tches. Another home/away thumping awaits. . . Ronaldo's presence wont change shyte!

Is it not amusing when people just copy/paste stats to determine who the better player is?

Sauron
ur imminent failure to point out where i said Toldo was Italy's number one is damning evidence you are a WORLD CLASS mo.ron and should never be debated with.

Sauron thinks Maicon isnt world class, and Sagna is better than him. . . At this point, i am better off making arrangements for your admission into a mental home than debating with you. EOD

Sauron
oh, so its now a financial issue? You are a desperate man. Man City can afford 50 world class goalies, no? Ok, lets use national teams as examples. For Brazil, Maicon usually starts and Alves sits on the bench. Oh i forgot, in Simpletonville(where you are life-president), Alves isnt world class.
When Buffon and Toldo where both in their prime, did Italy field two goalkeepers at a time? Maybe Toldo wasnt world class, or maybe he played center forward.
Do you enjoy making a complete fool of your ID?

Sauron
quoting a modified post in an attempt to mask ur glaring stupidity? Why am i not surprised? Why would you be telling me who a manager would buy when the question was who he would pick if they were on the same team? Are you on "i.diot mode" by default? If Buffon and Casillas have the same level of ability, can you explain how either of them would "walk into" the Real Madrid/Juventus team if transferred? Wouldnt one of them have to be benched?
You are a text-book example of an irredeemable lunatic.

Sauron
oh, so despite the fact i CLEARLY asked who between Buffon & Casillas would get benched if they were ALREADY ON the same team(Real Madrid), u are saying u meant choose in the context of buying? You are a disgrace to scatter-brained simpletons the world over.

Did you just learn the meaning of the phrase "get some perspective"? Funny how a little bit of it could turn you from a megalomaniac to just a plain maniac!

Sauron
u are still squirting from both sides of ur kitten. Its gone from 'cant be benched' to 'can be benched depending on the manager' then back to the former. In ur next post you will still revert to "SAF would pick Casillas and BENCH Buffon(world class player) and Pep would pick Buffon and BENCH Casillas(world class player) if they were on the same team" like u said a few posts ago. . . U are as confused as a goat at the top of the empire state building. . . JUMP!!

Using ur daft logic, Robben wasnt a winger when he was playing as a wing forward in a 4-3-3 for both Chelsea & Holland. . . You must be possessed by retarded demons that escaped from an under-funded mental institution in hell.

P.S. How market(bubble gum)??

Sauron
u are farting from both sides of ur a$s!! One second you say a world class player cant be benched and the next you say he can, but it boils down to the manager's personal preference. A very cold sachet of PURE WATER dwells where ur brain is supposed to be. Ironically, ur opinions are worth less than 5 naira!

Henry is a WING-forward, he can still be called a winger, GOAT!
This petty-witted piglet is telling me Kaka is a better striker than Zlatan. . . Next thing you know, Messi is a better center back than Vidic.
Sauron, go and hawk bubble gum in Darfur.

Sauron
so if u say Buffon would walk into any team(Madrid inclusive) what happens to Casillas? Will Real field two goalies at a time? Obviously, one of them would sit on the bench. Does that mean one of them isnt world class? No, it means ur definition of a world class player(unbenchable) exudes military-grade buffoonery.

Kaka a better winger than Henry? A better striker than Ibrahimovic? My friend, go and analyse the effects inter-racial lesbian p0rnography has on the Lebaneese community at large.

Sauron
quit beating around the bush like a chimpanzee looking for his first meal of the day. Will Buffon walk into any team in the world? Yes or No?

Its not a matter of whether Kaka is a better PLAYER than Henry or Ibrahimovic, is he a better left wing forward/center forward than Henry/Ibrahimovic? NO!! If you had better options upfront, would you play Rooney as a goalie just because he's a better player than your first choice goal keeper? NO!! He would sit on the bench and talk about global warming/recession!

Sauron
so if you agree Casillas AND Buffon are world class, how is it possible they will BOTH "walk into any team in the world"? Or has your definition of a world class player changed over night?
I never said Song is world class but as usual, you are ranting like a gorilla mourning the death of her twins.
Who will Kaka bench at Barca? Definitely not Xavi, Iniesta, Messi or Ibrahimovic. Henry is better/more effective than Kaka on the left so where does that leave him? Engaged in a Nas Vs. Jay-Z debate with Busquets, Bojan & Pedro on the phucking BENCH!!

I am willing to slut-slap anyone who says Joe Cole is not the worst player in the history of English football