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TV/Movies › Re: 15 Nigerians Making Us Proud In Hollywood*Pics* by Ritchiee: 3:24pm On Feb 26, 2016
uchennamani:
I wish you exactly the same!
You started the poo.We have gotten 7 yorubas 8 shared btw SE and SS.If you want us to compete,we have more Yorubas making us proud than any.Let us celebrate them as Nigerians...cheers
Business › Organic Fertiliser and the export Economy by Ritchiee(op): 1:28pm On Feb 26, 2016
By using bio-fertiliser, farmers are reviving land and boosting the nation’s agro exports prospect, Daniel Essiet writes.

While many farmers are battling to survive, because of the financial challenge of setting up a modern farm, organic farming method is helping Herny Adigun, chief executive, Yomex Organic Farm, to succeed.

He uses organic fertiliser, mostly green manure. This helps to provide moisture and nutrients. When he began, his knowledge of farming was not much. Yet his willingness to learn and hard work have paid off handsomely – and he is an example to emerging farmers everywhere.

Yomex Organic Farm based in Lagelu Local Government Area of Oyo State, showcases Adigun’s efforts to make his 16-acre farmland a self-sufficient organic.

The farm is one of the largest in the area, with tomatoes, cucumber and vegetables on three acres of land. Besides growing vegetables, Adigun has spacious sheds for poultry and goats. The peculiarity of the farm is its self sufficiency in every aspect, including manure production, and its solar power unit to generate its own electricity is nearing completion.

At the pace he is going, he could begin the process of applying for Good Agricultural Practices (GAP) certification or any international certification as an organic grower. Although his farm is not yet ‘official’, he regards his operation as 100 per cent organic.

While exploring various business ventures, he hit upon organic farming as having a promising growth potential. He foresees a tremendous growth in the demand for organic food in the next few years.

With activities of farmers, such as Adigun, organic production, has taken off successfully. Companies involved in organic farming are mostly export oriented.

In the last 20 years, a lucrative international market for organic cocoa, spices, vegetables and coffee has attracted more farmers into organic farming.

This is because the demand for such produce in the United States, Europe and Asia far outstrips domestic supply.

The major organic produce importing countries are the United Kingdom, the United States, China, India, Germany and the Netherlands.

A member of the Nigeria Vietnam Business Council, Mr Sunday Anjorin, said European and Asian markets offer good business opportunities for Nigerian organic companies that want to export their products.

According to Anjorin, supermarkets, food and pharmaceutical companies are channels for organic produce.

Others include bakeries, health food shops, specialised organic shops, fast food restaurants and delivery services.

He said organic spices and herbs were in demand in India.

So far, Germany is Europe’s largest market for organic products, with a sales volume of €5.8 billion and an average growth of 15 per cent yearly.

Indeed, food exports are vital to Nigeria’s economy, and increasing participation in organic farming by exporters is a welcome boost to the already strong and expanding sector.

Gradually, the ranks of certified organic farmers is swelling with the Nigerian Organic Agriculture Network (NOAN), an association that unites farmers, processors, exporters and organisations promoting the practice.

To experts and farmers, as organic farming drives growth in productivity, it also allows farmers to get the most out of soil.

While health-conscious consumers worldwide are providing valuable new organic export markets, most Nigerian farmers are finding it challenging meeting necessary certifications and other requirements to take advantage of the growing popularity of organic foods in industrialised countries.

In most cases, new entrants incur higher costs applying new organic techniques without the higher prices associated with organic label.

Most importantly, the European Union (EU) legislation requires that imported organic foods are produced to the same standards as that from the UK or EU.

On the average, and to win certification, a farm must stop using most pesticides and make other changes, then maintain those practices for three years.

Going organic is governed by strict government standards, which require that products bearing the organic label are made without the toxic and persistent pesticides, synthetic nitrogen fertilisers, antibiotics, synthetic hormones, genetic engineering or other excluded practices, sewage sludge, or irradiation. Beyond this, producers and processors are expected to register with an EU-approved organic control body, and subject to the import controls for organic produce.

While farmers are struggling to comply with the high-level standards needed to meet certification requirements, the EU in June banned some of the nation’s food items. They included beans, sesame seeds, melon seeds, fried fish, meat and peanut chips, among others, from entering Europe till June this year.

According to the European Food Safety Authority, the rejected beans were found to contain between 0.03mg per kg to 4.6mg/kg of dichlorvos pesticide. The acceptable maximum residue limit is 0.01mg/kg.

Addressing a forum in Lagos, the Chairman, Agro-Commodity Export Group of the Lagos Chamber of Commerce and Industry (LCCI), Dr Obiora Madu, said it was imperative for the government to resolve the issue before the June deadline given by the EU to correct the anomaly.

”Yes, there are a lot of export markets beyond Europe but if we do nothing, it is likely to escalate at the same time as other nations join the EU to reject our produce again we are in trouble.

“As a chamber, we are concerned about the trend and are actively at the forefront of sensitising farmers and exporters on compliance to international standard for our produce.”

According to him, food safety implies the absence or acceptable and safe levels of contaminants, adulterants, naturally-occurring toxins or any hazard that may make food injurious to health.

In an interview, Madu noted that the organic export market is growing because of awareness on the dangers of pesticide residues in food and growing disposable incomes of the urban middle classes.

He said organically-grown products don’t have problems because producers don’t use pesticides.

Madu observed that the EU market is one of the toughest to supply because the technical, ethical, quality and packaging standards are so high.

This, notwithstanding, the successful exporters expect buyers to pay a premium for the extra certification and the quality and size standards; however, they are increasingly finding that the EU is still paying lower prices.

For some exporters, there are still opportunities in the world, including the EU, which makes it attractive to new exporters.

With Nigeria like South Africa in its ability to produce diverse agro product ranges, he sees a bright future for aspiring exporters.

Madu stressed the need for collaborative efforts of regulatory authorities and stakeholders in formulating a framework to address the challenges of the agricultural produce in the international market

There are programmes to help farmer groups and small exporters overcome the challenges and take advantage of the remunerative markets. The programmes are designed to increase their technical skills and improve product quality, which will enable them to obtain organic and fair-trade certification.

Some of the programmes focus on stages of the supply chain from production, harvesting and packaging to certification and marketing. The vital part is to pay for the costly certification and comply with high international quality standards.

On the issue, NOAN President Prof Victor Idowu Olugbemiga Olowe said the group was at the forefront of helping farmers to meet standards for certification.

To make them competitive, he said organic farmers, processors and traders must comply with strict requirements if they want to use organic logo or label their products as organic. He noted that farmers face a number of obstacles in exporting their products, including meeting buyers’ demands on quality, requirements and standards.

According to him, importers require agro exports to have certification. The organic product labels should bear the name of the producer. The advantage of certification, Olowe noted, is that the exporters are able to brand their goods as “certified organic, not just organic” which would increase value.

NOAN, he argued, is striving to assist farmers to adopt organic agriculture as a model for sustainable food and farming.

One way to achieve this is through a national system certification that demonstrates sustainable production practices and meets food safety practices.

According to him, independent validation of sustainability and quality claims is crucial for organic growers to market their produce.

Globally, the major problem in the organic market is a large number of logos and brands, which confuses many consumers and potential buyers of organic products; and probably has a limiting effect on growth over several years. The other challenge is that exporters are expected to prove with documentation that their produce have fair trade certification.


http://thenationonlineng.net/organic-produce-for-export/

Nairaland General › Re: Pics: OMG! See What This Nigerian Student Did With Plastic Cans Waste by Ritchiee: 1:04pm On Feb 26, 2016
bfatoba:
wow... One thousand Origins for the guy

Unemployment just decreased cause of this Artist

Now, he will employ some graduate and teach them

Constructing abstract art with recyclable bottles
CREATIVITY AT ITS PEAK....WOW
Politics › Re: Igbos Have One Advantage Over Other Nigerians????? by Ritchiee: 1:00pm On Feb 26, 2016
totit:
Lamooo

I love how you guys embarrassed that/those ipod(s) cheesy cool. grin

That was crazy.
See upper cut on top injury.

shocked
Thanks, superman.He is just trying to grab anything to stay afloat ... cheesy
Politics › Re: Igbos Have One Advantage Over Other Nigerians????? by Ritchiee:
ikeg7416:
What screenshot is this fool talking about. I'm still waiting for you to debunk my statement with actual facts, not crying like a damn biatch and running your mouth without facts.

Did you steal lands, yep..proved it with b links.. You cried like a biatch
Food you whim for money..yep. Prpvex it with link. You whinedlime a biatch.
Are you an unproductive cla. Yep..proved it with facts and you whined like a biatch

Tell me one single thing you tried to debunked from your whins so I can mop it on the floor just like I'm doing your pduvanguard blother. I'll be waiting on your whims...remember to bring FACTS next time.
Can you disprove this facts that you are way below the SW?


Lagos - Lagos is beginning to lose most its
investors to neighbouring state, Ogun following the
increase in incentives offered by the state.
The Manufacturers Association of Nigeria (MAN) in
its latest economic review (2015) said the
production value recorded by the Ogun Industrial
Zone accounted for 69 percent of total production
for all zones, thus re-confirming Ogun as the
industrial hub of the nation .
According to findings, investors get rebates on
land, good road network and better security of
plants, machinery and assets in industrial zones in
Ogun State. Certain types of taxes paid by these
investors in Lagos are also accepted by Ogun
State, thus preventing them from paying multiple
levies in two states.
Ogun also has a one-stop-shop platform, where
investors are given access to understudy available
natural and mineral deposits, as well as
agricultural potential of the state. Many
manufacturers also say there is less harassment
from touts in Ogun. Also, there is less traffic
gridlock in Ogun and cheaper and more available
accommodation for staff in the state.
In the last two to three years, more investments
have moved to Agbara, Igbesa, Abeokuta, Sango-
Otta, Ibafo, Mowe, Ijebu-Ode and Sagamu industrial
clusters, all in Ogun State, at the expense of Ikeja
and Apapa zones in Lagos which used to be the
hubs of investors.
In terms of output, Ogun turned out N265.27
billion in output in half year 2015 as against
Lagos’ N88.6 billion. Similarly, Ogun produced
goods worth N306.58 billion in the whole of 2014,
while Lagos churned out output worth N274.41
billion within the period.
Some of the new investors which berthed Ogun in
2014 were Shongai Technologies Limited, Ijako in
Sango-Otta, Apples and Pears Limited, Ceplas
Farms Limited, Greenlife Bliss Healthcare Limited,
Sumo Steel Limited, among others.

http://m.news24.com/nigeria/National/News/lagos-loses-investors-to-ogun-20160209
http://m.news24.com/nigeria/National/News/diarrhoea-outbreak-kills-30-children-in-imo-20160226
Politics › Re: Igbos Have One Advantage Over Other Nigerians????? by Ritchiee: 10:33am On Feb 26, 2016
ikeg7416:
ROFLMFAOOOOOO.

Does this fool even know the region that produces the most food crops in that country if you exclude north?

Dumbass the southwaaste produces the least in the most food crops exported out of Nigeria. This is not me just say it...it's a FACT studied and provided by UN and Nigerian government

Breakdown and highlighted of the three you listed for south.
In terms of production 
Rice: North Central produces the highest, followed by North East, North West, South East, South West and South South producing the least
Maize: North East produces the highest, followed by North Central, North West, South West, South South and South East producing the least
Sorghum: North West produces the highest, followed by North East, North Central, South West and South and South East not producing any
Yam: North Central produces the highest, followed by South South, South East, South West, North East and North West producing the least
Cassava: North Central produces the highest, followed by South South, South East, South West, North East and North West producing the same amount

In south.
Rice: SE produces the highest if we exclude north
Yam and Cassava: SS produces the highest with SE immediately right behind it.

SW contributes the least in all three cash crops for south.
https://www.nairaland.com/2522113/omitted-truth-debunking-lies...nigeria-states

As for your cocoa. No one is actually aware what it the real percentage of income cocoa brings in on daily basis based on the fact, you guys were busted in 2014 for fabricating the result of the actual revenue
https://www.nairaland.com/2496058/debunking-latest-lie-nigeria-did

Lastly, yeah osun is less poor than Anambra. Yet ironically enough, out of the two states,only one state aka the less poor state, osun, is only one that begged for food supplies and products for its citizen due to wait for it unpaid salaries, not war, not illness but rather we bodord people who were not paid just like every other person in that country in different region. Hell even on your list Ekiti and osun had less poverty than Akwa Ibom and Delta state grin grin grin grin in Una fucking dreams. Reality proves the poverty rate of that nation and the people that beg the most are most poor.last I Che med, outside ofnprth South West have the next highest beggers of the country. Recall it was Una that even migrated to Anambra to beg in the street during ojukwu's burial, a man you all hated yet. grin
You are the fool here,old man.Give me the link where SW people went to your shithole to beg .We are talking about the more productive region and facts from govt even JEG have shown that SW towers above the SE.
If the SE goes today which I cherishedly long for,SW would still be the place to be.We have done it before,we are still doing it and we would more than do it when there is no QUOTA SYSTEM and UNITARY SYSTEM...read this:

http://www.gamji.com/article6000/NEWS7879.htm
Politics › Re: Igbos Have One Advantage Over Other Nigerians????? by Ritchiee:
IkpuMmadu:
Leave it for them to worry about

What is actually wrong with you Yoruba guys

Are u afraid of staying on your own
We have stayed on our own and prospered than any region in Nigeria(regionalism) before your jealous brother..Aguinyi Ironsi brought UNITARY SYSTEM which you are all enjoying today..lol

No Yoruba would ever hold you if you decide to leave SW tomorrow.The fact is you have been deported,beaten,lagooned..lol.Alas,you are still here.PATHETIC...yes very PATHETIC...

If you still say anybody holds you...YOU ALL ARE EFULEFU...
Politics › Re: Igbos Have One Advantage Over Other Nigerians????? by Ritchiee: 10:38pm On Feb 25, 2016
SonOfEl:
Your insecurity is amazing.... Scream from now till thy kingdom come....igbos will always be the celebrated by the world as the major entrepreneurs and technocrats of africa....if e pain u, take the middle finger
lol...you are deludedly deluded.You are mostly traders but when you talk the real entrepreneurs especially technologicqlly,the Yorubas towers over the Igbos like the sky to the earth...Name your technocrats...Okonjo Iweala ,Oruteh and whatever...lol.
Yoruba have them in abundance and you know it.Home and abroad...thanks to the Most High.

Do you want *ick measuring,I mean with links?You bring link to confirm and I bring mine...lol
YOU ARE SERIOUSLY DELU***
Politics › Re: Igbos Have One Advantage Over Other Nigerians????? by Ritchiee:
SonOfEl:
Your insecurity is amazing.... Scream from now till thy kingdom come....igbos will always be the celebrated by the world as the major entrepreneurs and technocrats of africa....if e pain u, take the middle finger
lol...you are deludedly deluded.You are mostly traders but when you talk about the real entrepreneurs especially technologically,the Yorubas tower over the Igbos like the sky to the earth...

Do you want *ick measuring,I mean with links?You bring link to confirm and I bring mine...lol
YOU ARE SERIOUSLY DELU***
Politics › Re: Igbos Have One Advantage Over Other Nigerians????? by Ritchiee: 9:54pm On Feb 25, 2016
ikeg7416:
Instead of accepting their statement ask them what's productive about southwadte. Out of all southern region, who deliberately fabricate every factor of development to try and claim achievement? Which region is currently begging for survival just because of few drops of money from federal allocation? Which south region depends,solely on federal government to take care of them? Who had to steal oil plots from delta state and add it to their ondo just to name themselves productive? Who fabricated the amount of money cocoa brings in due to it's limited income last time? Who had to go and create a fake oilrenvue.org last two years just because Nigeria oil stats from the federal government defeated their claim of being the fourth most oil productive nation? Who had to steal oil companies HQ,and transfer it to their own region just to milk from others natural resources? Which region have to be bailed out repeatedly by the FG despite the allocation they get? Which community have to refugees products sent to them due to starvation because the government have yet to pay their salary, a take all region went through?

Abeg, ask them how come out of all region in that country, only they fabricate EVERYTHING they write about themselves in the media. I've yet to find one stats about Yoruba that have not been busted. Let's recall it was them that tols us "osun has the highest GDP in Nigeria and higher than the entire SE" yet that same Osun is begging for food currently. On paper though, osun is supposedly God sent state. Now ask yourself what's productive about that waste? If they so productive, why lie repeatedly on paper?
lol...read this:

Nigeria's agricultural products fall into two
main groups: food crops produced for home
consumption, and exports. Prior to the Nigerian
civil war , the country was self-sufficient in food,
but increased steeply after 1973. Bread made from
American wheat replaced domestic crops as the
cheapest staple food. [5]
Food crops
The most important food crops are Rice, yams and
manioc ( cassava),Rice, in the south and sorghum,
Beans, and millet in the north. [5]
Cocoa
Cocoa is the leading non-oil foreign exchange
earner but the dominance of smallholders and lack
of farm labor due to urbanization hold back
production. In 1999, Nigeria produced 145,000
tons of cocoa beans, but has the potential for over
300,000 per year. [5]
Rubber
Rubber is the second-largest non-oil foreign
exchange earner. [5]
Read more here:Yorubas feed the Igbos when Oil is taken away...lol

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agriculture_in_Nigeria

And Igbos are the more poverty stricken compared to Yorubas.Reason why you ran away from your shitholes to the better SW.You have made it in Lagos than anywhere in the world...abi na lie?
UNO...UNDP confirmed your poverty,even Osun state is over your densely structured Anambra state...
http://www.dataforall.org/dashboard/ophi/index.php/
You are all over the SW like bees and honey.So we decided to use you to develop our region before your brains awaken just like whitemen used the blacks and are still using them till date.You can not give what you do not have.I do not think you are discernible enough to assimilate this.Only the deep
....lol
Politics › Re: Igbos Have One Advantage Over Other Nigerians????? by Ritchiee: 9:20pm On Feb 25, 2016
Achuwa1:
Igbos are industrious & tht is why after the civil war,irrespective of their collateral loses they still grow to the level they are now & got here,thereby becoming the most productive speciess on mother earth..
so dont bother urself about them & just keep thinking how u can survive in their absence when they seccede coz i know then Nigeria will be poorest country in the world coz sw are lazy & north is a desert with baren lands
Your mumuness has no limit.So Britons,Americans etc are lazy because they are not traders like Pakistanis...lol.
Yorubas are mostly professionals.They paid your fathers debts two times in this very Nigeria.They would forever be developed,industrialised,reknowned,educated,etc than the Igbos.People who still give Nigeria the second foreign exchange earner after oil.Even your lazy parents who could not utilise palm oil due to their laziness would testify to your high density ignorance.
Politics › Re: Igbos Have One Advantage Over Other Nigerians????? by Ritchiee: 9:18pm On Feb 25, 2016
Achuwa1:
Igbos are industrious & tht is why after the civil war,irrespective of their collateral loses they still grow to the level they are now & got here,thereby becoming the most productive speciess on mother earth..
so dont bother urself about them & just keep thinking how u can survive in their absence when they seccede coz i know then Nigeria will be poorest country in the world coz sw are lazy & north is a desert with baren lands
Business › Re: Naira Depreciates To N355/$ by Ritchiee: 6:20pm On Feb 25, 2016
Teejava:
Op's high on cheap shit.
https://www.naij.com/741697-read-the-latest-development-on-nairadollar-exchange-rate.html
Meanwhile,somebody is doing us proud here...
THE NEW KING OF MATHEMATICS...EMEKA ILOZOR

The Director General, National Mathematical
Centre, Abuja, Professor Adewale Solarin has
emphasized the need for student - teacher
relationship, especially in Mathematics and Science
subjects, in Nigerian primary and secondary
Schools, to eliminate phobia.
Prof. Solarin who was special guest and chairman
at the 2016 The Ultimate Mathematics Ambassador
(TUMA) competition, held in Ota, Ogun State,
stressed that the phobia experienced by students
in appreciating mathematics as a subject starts
with the teacher. He disclosed that mathematics as
a subject is very easy to understand when
students are tutored with utmost care and love. He
called on mathematics teachers to create seamless
a relationship between themselves and their
students.
In his keynote address, guest speaker, Prof.
Agbede, Head, Civil Engineering Department,
University of Ibadan, emphasized that mathematics
is a language that is part of every facet of life.
Drawing attention to vital points like thinking in
numbers, reading in numbers and working in
numbers both at home, office or in business.
Meanwhile, Emeka Ilozor, a Basic 5 pupil of Grace
Children School, Gbagada, Lagos, emerged winner
at the annual 2016 TUMA competition hosted by
the Ambassadors Schools, Ota, Ogun State. Young
Ilozor who scored 93.5 percent was overall best in
a highly contested competition featuring 349 Basic
Schools in South West region which saw 10
winners emerge with scores above 70 percent.
Ilozor was crowned the new king of Mathematics
2016 , as he received 125,000 Naira, a plaque, as
his teacher got 50,000 naira, while the school was
given a laptop, printer and textbooks.


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/02/maths-expert-cautions-teachers-as-2016-tuma-winner-emerges/
Politics › Re: The Laudable Deal Between Naf And Innoson Motors. by Ritchiee(op): 11:49am On Feb 25, 2016
lekkie073:
we will get there...
O yea!We would surely get there.Go read stories of the FIRST WORLD countries,they did not just stand up and walk...no and no,they crawled and crawled real bad before they stood up and hit the ground running.We love to quote the saying “Rome
was not built in a day” but we fail to
remember that Rome was eventually built,
and it must have been so magnificent that
when people admired it, they were told that it
didn’t happen in just a day. The question,
then, is: if Rome was not built in a day, how
was it built? Answer: It was built every day....
Politics › The Laudable Deal Between Naf And Innoson Motors. by Ritchiee(op): 9:52am On Feb 25, 2016
WE join other delighted Nigerians in applauding
the recent deal between the Nigeria Air Force NAF
and the Nnewi, Anambra State-based Innoson
Vehicles Manufacturing (IVM) Company Ltd. Under
this deal, IVM manufactures spare parts for the Air
Force to keep its Alpha Jets platform fully
operational in the war against the Boko Haram
terrorists in the North East.
According the Captain Ayodele Famuyiwa, the NAF
Director of Public Relations and Information, the
Force would have been made to ground the Alpha
Jets had it not been for the gallant efforts of the
indigenous motor manufacturer “as no help was
coming from outside the country”. The IVM,
according to the Air Force Spokesman, helps to
modify and overhaul the brake assembly of the
MB-339 for adoption on the Alpha Jets.
The significance of this collaborative effort is
fundamental. It is a wonderful example and
prompter on the need for us as a country to begin
to look inwards for solutions to our problems,
which we had foolishly depended on external
sources to provide for us.
We are particularly cheered by the fact that this
collaboration is part of the vision of the current
Chief of Air Staff, Air Marshal Sadique Abubakar,
to forge strategic partnerships with both
government and public organisation for enhanced
research and development.
At a time when the nation’s economy is suffering
from foreign exchange crunch due to worldwide oil
glut and the rapidly dwindling value of the Naira
against foreign currencies, we must now make self
reliance a broadbased national policy. Nigeria has
what it takes to produce most of the things we
have been importing from other countries. Innoson
is just one of the many local resource platforms
that have been neglected in preference for foreign
suppliers of manufactured goods, some of them as
mundane as toothpicks.
This great example demonstrated by the NAF and
IVM, if emulated in other areas, will go a long way
in reducing the high level of mass unemployment
and the prevalence of violent crimes among the
restive youth. It is a wonderful way of keying into
President Muhammadu Buhari’s agenda of
diversifying the economy and creating jobs.
We must seize the opportunity provided by the
current economic downturn to explore the vast
human and natural resource potentials of this
nation and turn them to our advantage.
The authorities of the Nigerian Air Force deserve
commendation for leading the way in looking
inwards for solutions as opposed to their
predecessors who are being accused of
misappropriating funds given to them to source
for weapons to defend the nation.
No nation ever becomes great by depending on
the finished goods of other countries. We must
join Innoson and other local manufacturers in
saying: “Yes, we can”.
Everybody say...WE DEFINITELY CAN DO IT.
Bits and bits,we would surely get there .

Mynd44 what says you?
Education › Re: Dada-Ayodele UNILAG's First Graduate With 5.0 CGPA by Ritchiee: 9:45am On Feb 25, 2016
adepeter26:
Abeg, hope its not "DEM SAY"? (as in, hearing it from someone)

Thank God you said final year, pls do come post her testimony online her after she ve graduated
There is a Nigrian who got 5.0 cgpa in engieering and he is Adegbulugbe:
Politics › Re: This Is How The First DNA Forensic Laboratory In Nigeria Will Reduce Crime Rate by Ritchiee(op): 11:03pm On Feb 24, 2016
EazyMoh:
Of course it will do wonders.
One day I walked into a police station and they didn't have even a single computer! I was like how do you solve crimes in this age when you don't have a computer?
We still have a long way to go.
lalasticlala what do you think?
Politics › This Is How The First DNA Forensic Laboratory In Nigeria Will Reduce Crime Rate by Ritchiee(op): 9:07pm On Feb 24, 2016
With visionary leadership and commitment, Lagos state is fast becoming one of the most developed cities in Africa. More than any other state in Nigeria, the Lagos state government seems rather focused on building a functional and safe city for its residents. Since he became the governor of Lagos state, Akinwunmi Ambode has made the commitment to build on the foundation his predecessor laid, by moulding the state into an advanced city.

In view of this, the Lagos State government announced, on Tuesday, the 23rd of February, that a DNA forensic laboratory will be established in Lagos and will kick off operations within the next year. The State Attorney General and Commissioner for Justice, Adeniji Kazeem, while speaking on behalf of the government, stated that the laboratory will be in charge of collection and preservation of reference and evidential DNA which can later be used in identifying criminals. Also, the DNA evidence will help to decode familial relationships of individuals and identify victims and remains after natural and man-made disasters.

On the benefits of the laboratory to the judicial system, Kazeem noted that the centre will assist the judiciary to challenge an alibi, confirm physical presence of suspects at the scene of a crime and the origin of DNA to such suspects. Lagos state’s commitment to fighting crime is commendable given the alarming crime statistics reported last year. According to the Guardian Newspaper, the Police Commissioner, Fatai Owoseni, reported that within the past year, there were 220 murder cases, 25 kidnap cases and 44 armed robbery cases. Also, over 200 cars and items worth millions of Naira were recovered by the police.

While the Lagos State government may be commended for its recent efforts towards reducing crime in the state by donating more cars, vans and helicopters to the Nigerian police, this new DNA forensic laboratory presents an easy and effective method to identify criminals.

What may be a major stumbling block to this initiative is the lack of documentation in the country and also, that the Lagos state government has not given clear guidelines regarding how the DNA will be gotten. How does the government intend to get people’s DNA? Will all the families in Lagos have to do the DNA test?

Nonetheless, if the government can get this right, it will go a long way in nipping crime in the bud and exonerating the innocent in criminal investigations.


http://venturesafrica.com/this-is-how-dna-forensic-laboratories-will-reduce-crime-rates-in-lagos-state/

Would the area boys' syndrome be reduced by this feat? huh
Education › Re: Dada-Ayodele UNILAG's First Graduate With 5.0 CGPA by Ritchiee: 8:49pm On Feb 24, 2016
tosyne2much:
lwkmd lmao @ the bolded cheesy
Meanwhile,Nigerians still making us proud...
A GLOBALLY ACCEPTED PRODUCT FROM NIGERIA AFTER ALL THESE YEARS:


Without contradictions, Nigeria is adjudged as the giant of Africa considering her vast demography and massive population. Despite these known endowments, the country does not have a globally recognized product to its name.


However, turning the tide for good, Mr. Babatope Agbeyo, CEO of Cornfield Transnational Limited, a parent company to Media Concept International and Botosoft Technologies recorded a major milestone through the development of intellectual patented property known as KAPTEK set of mathematical instruments with an in-built scientific calculator.

The made-in-Nigeria product is certified to be of high quality that meets international standard with a patent number: WO 2015063586 A1 as published by google.

The calculator is a non- programmable computer having in excess of 400 functions and is manufactured with examination and/or learning situations in mind.

The calculator is a non- programmable computer having in excess of 400 functions and is manufactured with examination and/or learning situations in mind. Such a computer, particularly one for use in examination conditions, will be silent with no audio or noisy keys, cordless in the sennse of not being dependent on a mains power supply, and including dry non programmable batteries. The computer will preferably have no facility for a magnetic card input ‘or plug-in modules of program instruction. The product seamlessly has the capacity to help examination bodies like WAEC, NECO, JAMB etc, to curb malpractices. Moreover, the instrument case includes no calculator secured to or built into its lid. In this embodiment, the entire upper surface of the instrument case is transparent. The side walls and base of the instrument case is transparent. One main advantage of instrument cases in accordance with the invention is that they assist invigilators in preventing examinees from carrying into an examination unauthorised items.

http://venturesafrica.com/story/babatope-agbeyo-and-his-original-mathematical-instruments/

http://www.newsghana.com.gh/babatope-agbeyo-and-his-original-mathematical-instruments/

NIGERIANS ROCK cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin

Culture › Re: "Ooni Of Ife, Ogunwusi, Ascended Our Father Oduduwa's Throne" - Olu Of Warri by Ritchiee: 8:28pm On Feb 24, 2016
oluwaahmed:
But ow can 1 rank d Ooni of ife ova d oba of beni? Is it dt dat oba does not knw his own history? Oduduwa was a son of d oba of beni,he den found his. Way 2 yoruba land & on reachin der he was immediately crowned king, because der was a prophesy dat a king will cme out 4rm a particular locatn thru a bush & thus did oduduwa. His children founded d states of d present yoruba kingdom. So Ooni of ife is a son 2 d oba of beni. Go and read ur history.
What is the name of the history book you learnt this from?...lol
Meanwhile,Nigerians still making us proud...
A GLOBALLY ACCEPTED PRODUCT FROM NIGERIA AFTER ALL THESE YEARS:


Without contradictions, Nigeria is adjudged as the giant of Africa considering her vast demography and massive population. Despite these known endowments, the country does not have a globally recognized product to its name.


However, turning the tide for good, Mr. Babatope Agbeyo, CEO of Cornfield Transnational Limited, a parent company to Media Concept International and Botosoft Technologies recorded a major milestone through the development of intellectual patented property known as KAPTEK set of mathematical instruments with an in-built scientific calculator.

The made-in-Nigeria product is certified to be of high quality that meets international standard with a patent number: WO 2015063586 A1 as published by google.

The calculator is a non- programmable computer having in excess of 400 functions and is manufactured with examination and/or learning situations in mind.

The calculator is a non- programmable computer having in excess of 400 functions and is manufactured with examination and/or learning situations in mind. Such a computer, particularly one for use in examination conditions, will be silent with no audio or noisy keys, cordless in the sennse of not being dependent on a mains power supply, and including dry nonprogrammable batteries. The computer will preferably have no facility for a magnetic card input ‘or plug-in modules of program instruction. The product seamlessly has the capacity to help examination bodies like WAEC, NECO, JAMB etc, to curb malpractices. Moreover, the instrument case includes no calculator secured to or built into its lid. In this embodiment, the entire upper surface of the instrument case is transparent. The side walls and base of the instrument case is transparent. One main advantage of instrument cases in accordance with the invention is that they assist invigilators in preventing examinees from carrying into an examination unauthorised items.

http://venturesafrica.com/story/babatope-agbeyo-and-his-original-mathematical-instruments/


http://www.newsghana.com.gh/babatope-agbeyo-and-his-original-mathematical-instruments/

I THINK A THREAD SHOULD BE MADE FOR THIS FEAT...
Nigerians Rock. cheesy

Education › Re: Dada-Ayodele UNILAG's First Graduate With 5.0 CGPA by Ritchiee: 7:11pm On Feb 24, 2016
girlfriendsnatc:
A Yoruba boy, not surprising. Thank God it's not a South East ibo boy, we for no hear word again. By now, this thread would have reached 1 million pages of noise making. Once upon a time, ibo traders would import cheap 2nd-class motorcycle parts, generator parts from Asian countries to assemble it in Lagos to be sold. Now, Innoson borrows that idea into automobiles and is importing cheap car parts from Asia to assemble in the East, and miraculously they call it made in Nigeria. Can you imagine the farce? Then there's a dramatic hype been promoted by these people to brainwash the Nigerian populace to settle for poor quality. We're not fools. If ibos like, shout Innoson from now to eternity, i'll never buy it. I'm perfectly okay with my Mercedes-Benz, Ford and Land Rover regardless of cost. Senator Ben Bruce representing the Twitter Constituency of Devalued and Disgruntled Noise Makers can shove his Innoson vehicle up his arse... angry
He pain you?Proforce in Ijebu Ode..Ogun State manufactures armoured cars,boats,APCS for war and they have been selling them to govts and individuals even to restive regions of the world but no noise.We are all different in characters mehn...lol
Bit and bits,we would get there.
Education › Re: Dada-Ayodele UNILAG's First Graduate With 5.0 CGPA by Ritchiee: 7:08pm On Feb 24, 2016
girlfriendsnatc:
A Yoruba boy, not surprising. Thank God it's not a South East ibo boy, we for no hear word again. By now, this thread would have reached 1 million pages of noise making. Once upon a time, ibo traders would import cheap 2nd-class motorcycle parts, generator parts from Asian countries to assemble it in Lagos to be sold. Now, Innoson borrows that idea into automobiles and is importing cheap car parts from Asia to assemble in the East, and miraculously they call it made in Nigeria. Can you imagine the farce? Then there's a dramatic hype been promoted by these people to brainwash the Nigerian populace to settle for poor quality. We're not fools. If ibos like, shout Innoson from now to eternity, i'll never buy it. I'm perfectly okay with my Mercedes-Benz, Ford and Land Rover regardless of cost. Senator Ben Bruce representing the Twitter Constituency of Devalued and Disgruntled Noise Makers can shove his Innoson vehicle up his arse... angry
He pain you?Proforce in Ijebu Ode..Ogun State manufactures armoured cars,boats,APCS for war...lol
Bit and bits,we would get there.
Education › Re: Dada-Ayodele UNILAG's First Graduate With 5.0 CGPA by Ritchiee: 6:55pm On Feb 24, 2016
skedemi:
was confused bae.... na jazzhuh.....I think I sent u a pm
That is how they roll in Nigeria.No jazz,no bribe,no ojoro.Just pure brain.We have 3 Nigerians who can boast to be the best in the entire WORLD now:
1.PROF ANTHONY ADEGBULUGBE...5.0 cgpa

2.DR VICTOR OLALUSI...5.0 cgpa got his ftom Russia.

3.DADA AYODELE....5.0 cgpa

Nigerians rock.We are the best in the world!!!
Business › Re: Ibadan Firm Exported Nine Billion Dollars Industrial Starch. by Ritchiee: 5:46pm On Feb 19, 2016
kayfra:
Can't be $9 billion. Probably NGN OR $9M
A whopping nine billion dollars...WOW
Culture › Re: Complex Genetic Ancestry Of Americans Uncovered. by Ritchiee(op): 8:21pm On Feb 18, 2016
Muafrika2:
I agree. She definitely has a Bantu face.
Lol...you really are very funny.A bantu face indeed.She looks african,that is all.@mercyville...what is the situation of Freeman now?
Culture › Re: Complex Genetic Ancestry Of Americans Uncovered. by Ritchiee(op): 1:14pm On Feb 18, 2016
blueAgent:
Lol....jobless dudes. their mates other races dey launch man for space . they dey here dey drag who they enslave pass. pathetic.
There Is A Nigerian Astronaut In Space....yes,we already have Tunde Abacha in space...lol

There is a Nigerian Astronaut in space and he
needs your help FEBRUARY 15, 2016 BY VICTOR
EKWEALOR Nigerian Twitter is one of the most fun
places to be on earth.You cannot go through your
timeline and keep a straight face. Naija people
would not let you keep a poker face required to
scroll through the social web detached. You will
either laugh, cry or even curse. From the
obnoxious wolves of Naija Twitter forcing
unnecessary trends to the armchair hypocritical
philosophers and social media activists, there is no
dull moment on Nigerian Twitter. Over the weekend
I stumbled upon a startling revelation while
scrolling through my Twitter timeline, apparently
there is a Yoruba man floating in space somewhere
and we did not even know. In learning about this
Nigerian astronaut, I was so full of admiration and
pride for my country, but further investigation
revealed a nasty norm. From the look of things, Air
Force Major Abacha Tunde has been floating in
space since 1990, that is 26 years now(never mind
his cousin forgetting basic 2+2). And his cousin
that is a namesake of one our big pastors around
here has been soliciting for funds from foreigners
to help bring the astronaut home and of course
promising to share entitlements with them in ‘due
course’. I am not going to dissect the intricacies of
this scheme’s folly like the fact Dr. Bakare Tunde
does not know that 1990 till now is 26 years and
not 14, or that after 26 years (or 14 as you wish),
Major Abacha is hanging somewhere lacking
gravity and is still ‘in good humour’ as the letter
claims. I am not going to poke holes into the
story. My major concern is the fact that this is
coming at a time when Nigeria is trying to rebrand
and save face amidst a tainted global image. At a
time when we are flooding Twitter with #
NigeriansAreNotCriminals , somebody is
somewhere fabricating the most incredible tales of
Nigerian spacemanship to fleece foreigners to the
detriment of the already battered Nigerian image.
Apparently, this scam has been around for a very
long time now, counting over 6 years and beyond.
Three years ago, the National Space Research and
Development Agency (NSRDA) said 2015 was the
year they would produce the first Nigerian
astronaut in space and 2015 came and went, we
did not hear anything from them, maybe this year
again then? Astronaut in space or not, somebody
was actually doing their homework and studying
the terrain. The news apparently made the
scammers dredge up the astronaut story, dust it
up and look for new magas . An uninitiated mark
would be conned because looking the story up on
Google would lend it some credence with the
NSRDA story somewhere in the background as
backing. Thanks to a brave woman, there is a
Nigerian flag in the North Pole and Mountain
Kilimanjaro of course. There is a good
representation of Nigeria everywhere. But
everybody take note, we are NOT in space yet. We
will get there someday soon. NSRDA said 2015,
maybe 2016? Or sometime in the nearest future,
we are just not there now. Please just leave Air
Force Major Tunde Abacha to hang in space and
keep taking selfies, we would be in contact with
him on Instagram. And tell everybody to tell
everybody, spread the word.
Culture › Re: Complex Genetic Ancestry Of Americans Uncovered. by Ritchiee(op): 12:34pm On Feb 17, 2016
Muafrika2:
It's just exciting to discover you have relatives out there. Should we be sad?

It reminds me of how some time past I was at pains explaining to an old relative that Tyra Banks is not a white person. We finally settled at something, which loosely translated, means a white African.
Lol...is there something like WHITE AFRICAN?
Politics › Re: I Hope Pastor Bakare Is Watching Channels TV Now by Ritchiee: 12:42pm On Feb 15, 2016
0xtr0r:
Abobaku, you're a bile-filled, demented VAMPIRE!
I detest carnivorous animals in human clothing who specialise in lurking around dark spots to feast on their victims.

You lots have a smelly culture of insolence, extortion and ritual killings that warranted a Kenyan historian to come up with his new research that the most adulterous and fetish tribe in Africa is you tribe. Read it here and be well informed about you cannivores:
https://www.nairaland.com/1433737/most-aduterous-fettish-tribe-africa

https://www.nairaland.com/2577531/reply-yoruba-tops-heads-nigerian/

https://www.nairaland.com/272942/yoruba-omo-oduduwa-ever-get

www.nairaland.com/2601809/four-fake-prophets-human-parts

http://www.360nobs.com/2014/03/gruesome-photos-from-the-uncovered-dungeon-of-death-in-soka-ibadan/

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/03/disturbing-tales-ibadan-forest-horror/

This evil tribe is notoriously known for cannibalising and dealing on human parts and blood for merchandise in open market.

The notorious tribe have proven to have the highest number of cannibals and ritual-killers.

The diabolic tribe have the highest number of juju welding folks - juju in the office, juju at work, juju at play, juju in the church, juju in marriage, juju everywhere.

It's disgusting already...
Let me give you something that will make you salivate...
From Your Culture;

Palm-oil was boiled in a
big pot, and then by means of a
gourd enema it was pumped into
the bowels and stomachs of the
prisoners. This practice was said
to make the bodies much more
succulent than they would
otherwise have been. The bodies
were left until the palm-oil had
permeated them, and then cut up
and devoured...
P. A. Talbot, Southern Nigeria , Clarendon Press,
1926 (3 vols.)












Several times I
myself was offered my choice of
one of these morsels, dripping
with gore.
Father Bubendorf of Freiburg, an eye-witness to the
slaughter of a group of captives outside the hut of
a tribal chief, Onitsha, Nigeria, c. 1921
http://www.heretical.com/cannibal/nigeria.html
Politics › Re: I Hope Pastor Bakare Is Watching Channels TV Now by Ritchiee: 11:02am On Feb 15, 2016
Druckerman is the author of Bringing Up Bébé (The Penguin Press: 2012),[1] which was published in the United Kingdom under the title French Children Don't Throw Food (Doubleday UK: 2012),[2] and Lust In Translation (The Penguin Press: 2007).[3] Her Op-eds and articles have appeared in The New York Times,[4][5][6] The Washington Post,[7][8] Marie Claire, Monocle and elsewhere. From 1997 to 2002 she was a staff reporter at The Wall Street Journal. She has a master's degree from Columbia University's School of International and Public Affairs and from Colgate University in 1991. Lust, along with several accompanying magazine and blog pieces, examined the nature of infidelity in marriage. Druckerman has asserted that North America is the worst place to have an extramarital affair, because of the high degree to which Americans expect honesty from their committed partners, and observed that the French attitude towards such affairs is more understanding of adultery. [9] Druckerman was nominated as one of the Time 100 most influential people of 2012

That is the lie you are ejaculat.ing on...CANNIBAL TORTOISE...lol
Politics › Re: I Hope Pastor Bakare Is Watching Channels TV Now by Ritchiee: 10:49am On Feb 15, 2016
A Kenyan Historian has come up with his new
research that the most adulterous and fetish tribe
in Africa is Yoruba Read:
Infidelity is universal. But which country boasts the
most cheaters? The tableau of adulterous and
fetish have become famous internationally as proof
that the Yoruba (a tribes in Nigeria) are uniquely
known for extramarital affairs.
In fact, although Yorubas seem to have an infidelity
record approaching 100 per cent, ordinary Yoruba
men and women claim it is a way of life. In a 2004
world survey, In Yoruba land, just 88 per cent of
married men and 92 per cent of women said they
had had more than one sex partner in the one
week (the worst approximation of infidelity even
worst than Sodom) .
I quickly discovered that global sex research is
patchy and incomplete. Even serious researchers
can't even agree on what to call infidelity.
Nigerians prefer the term "sexual networking." and
"simultaneous multi-partnerships."
Then there's the tricky matter of what constitutes
cheating. A poll in one South African magazine had
separate categories for men who cheat, and men
who cheat "while drunk." One American survey
defined sex as "either vaginal or anal intercourse,"
while another decided that sex is a "mutually
voluntary activity with another person that involves
genital contact and sexual excitement or arousal,
that is, feeling really turned on, even if intercourse
or orgasm did not occur." But all these are
common among Yorubas, a tribe in Nigeria. In our
research we are yet tried to count their so-called
"emotional affairs," in which the "cheaters" might
never meet. Though, we are still making more
findings on Yoruba race to conclude their fetish
belief which they called "magoon."
source" retudworldadulterous
recordthuy854yv5902:/x

Look at the non existent source...Imagine a stinking,dirty,smelling CANNIBAL like you and your brother wailing for nothing...lol
Politics › Re: I Hope Pastor Bakare Is Watching Channels TV Now by Ritchiee: 10:43am On Feb 15, 2016
After François Mitterrand’s funeral, a photo showed the late president’s mistress and illegitimate daughter standing by his grave alongside his wife and sons. That tableau has become famous internationally as proof that the French are uniquely tolerant of extramarital affairs. In fact, although French presidents seem to have an infidelity record approaching 100 percent, ordinary Frenchmen claim to be quite faithful. In a 2004 national survey, just 3.8 percent of married men and 2 percent of women said they had had more than one sex partner in the past year (the best approximation of infidelity)—fewer than in similar surveys in the United States and the United Kingdom. If France isn’t the world capital of adultery, which country is? I set off around the world to find out. I quickly discovered that global sex research is patchy and incomplete. Even serious researchers can’t even agree on what to call infidelity. Nigerians prefer the term “sexual networking.” The Finns use the morally neutral term “parallel relationships.” A French team uses an expression perhaps better suited for an accounting course: simultaneous multipartnerships. Then there’s the tricky matter of what constitutes cheating. A poll in one South African magazine had separate categories for men who cheat, and men who cheat while drunk. One American survey defined sex as “either vaginal or anal intercourse,” while another decided that sex is a “mutually voluntary activity with another person that involves genital contact and sexual excitement or arousal, that is, feeling really turned on, even if intercourse or orgasm did not occur.” Americans haven’t yet tried to count their so-called emotional affairs, in which the cheaters might never meet. Many countries simply have no reliable sex statistics. National surveys are expensive, and many governments are either too prudish or too poor to help pay for them (private funding is seldom sufficient). America’s first representative national survey only got off the ground in the 1990s, after conservative members of Congress spent years trying to block it. Hints of Japan’s infidelity levels come only from the enormous size of the country’s paid-sex industry, which is famously frequented by married businessmen. A legal loophole permits a man and a woman to strike a private agreement for sex. Understandably, the state would rather not be confronted with the details. In Russia, just talking about sex research can be hazardous. Soviet governments barely permitted any public discussion of sex, let alone a survey that might embarrass the government by showing that Russians were engaging in banned activities like extramarital affairs. And though the Soviet Union collapsed in 1991, Russia’s Orthodox church keeps the current government from funding practically anything related to sex.


That is what your cannibal brother posted down there...
Politics › Re: I Hope Pastor Bakare Is Watching Channels TV Now by Ritchiee: 10:38am On Feb 15, 2016
0xtr0r:
Abobaku, you're a bile-filled, demented VAMPIRE!
I detest carnivorous animals in human clothing who specialise in lurking around dark spots to feast on their victims.

You lots have a smelly culture of insolence, extortion and ritual killings that warranted a Kenyan historian to come up with his new research that the most adulterous and fetish tribe in Africa is you tribe. Read it here and be well informed about you cannivores:
https://www.nairaland.com/1433737/most-aduterous-fettish-tribe-africa

https://www.nairaland.com/2577531/reply-yoruba-tops-heads-nigerian/

https://www.nairaland.com/272942/yoruba-omo-oduduwa-ever-get

www.nairaland.com/2601809/four-fake-prophets-human-parts

http://www.360nobs.com/2014/03/gruesome-photos-from-the-uncovered-dungeon-of-death-in-soka-ibadan/

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/03/disturbing-tales-ibadan-forest-horror/

This evil tribe is notoriously known for cannibalising and dealing on human parts and blood for merchandise in open market.

The notorious tribe have proven to have the highest number of cannibals and ritual-killers.

The diabolic tribe have the highest number of juju welding folks - juju in the office, juju at work, juju at play, juju in the church, juju in marriage, juju everywhere.

It's disgusting already...
This is the real thing down there Cann. Tortoise...lol

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