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3cycle:
aproko why do you want to know?
Somedays it takes about 30mins for me, other days 50 mins ( no time for make up).

Bathing 10mins
Searching for what To wear 35 mins
Dressing up and Make up 5mins
Simple Me

Liar, how can you dress and make up in 5 minutes?

When a lady agrees to go on a date, how many days does it take her to dress up for it?

When it comes to making a decision on what to wear, ladies are some amazing beings!

Often times when you see a lady in the street, more likely than not, she’d tried on at least two outfits before deciding on the particular one she’s wearing!

In the process of deciding what to wear, a lady would often empty the entire contents of her closet on the bed/wherever she deems fit.

She rummages through and tries on and inspects every piece that gives a representation of how she wants to look that day!
When she eventually finds one, she then thinks of the color of lipstick to apply; she thinks about the color and shape of the shoes to wear; she thinks of all the ornaments that will give her that perfect look!

…ladies, you’re stunningly amazing, only God and you know how long it takes you to do all this!

Fourwinds:
dats may give reasons y a lady will misbehave believing in legal backing instead of working humbly to make a home like Jesus Christ who built d church called bride

It’s annoying when some ladies hang the idea, that one useless document is what makes a marriage, on their mental beam and weigh it above every other thing to make the marriage work!
To such ladies, it’s all about security, their personal well-being and nothing else; they care next to nothing about the success of the marriage but the comfort around the man!

Any lady that insists on legal documents to back her marriage should be closely monitored! More than likely she’s materialistic and has her priority on the man’s wealth and a potentially dangerous lady!
Many of such ladies that make legal documents their priority in a marriage don’t see their husbands beyond their (husband) wealth!

What happened to marriage based on love and mutual interest?
If the man doesn’t love you, would the document make him love you or treat you better?
Would your taking him to court make him love you or change his feelings about you?

A lady’s concern in a marriage should be towards building a happy home and not about acquiring some useless documents that have no influence on how a man feels about her!
Give him reasons to love you and make him believe that he made the right choice marrying you!
You don’t need a document to show that you’re a married woman or that he's your husband!

@Op

Have you or any of your friends ever approached a guy and told him you wanted him to be your boyfriend/husband?

How many of your friends or ladies have you seen taking their boyfriends as their responsibilities?

Have you or any of your friends or ladies you know ever given your boyfriends money for transport when they visited?

Have you ever asked your boyfriend what cream he uses or the size of his shoes or you know any of your friends that does/did that?

If you don't forgive, can you go and propose to another guy?

If you live him because he cheated, can you wait for more 10 years for another guy to sight you?

Anyway, I could forgive you if you were my girlfriend and you cheated as long as the charm is still working!

MrsBreezy: Haha is that tall?

Not really but that height is not short and a lot of guys will be screened out by your choice, so it still boils down to 'the short and tall ladies wanting the tall guys and leaving the short guys hopeless'!

MrsBreezy: Haha well I don't really like tall guys. 5ft 6 and over is fine.

You see what I mean?

MzPreshie: Op, are you short and scared?

Scared of what?

MrsBreezy: How short is short?

I don't know... I could answer that if I were a lady!

What would have been the fate of short men if reality was as projected by the opinions of nairaland ladies?

The short ladies want tall guys and the tall ladies also want tall guys!
Who then would want the short guys?

DigitalSignal: Sometimes I wonder and let myself lose in thoughts about the correlation between intimacy and academic activities! As we are all aware… at least those who have walked the path of formal education, that you can find only a handful of youths in our schools that are not into intimate relationships while they are still there… at least not until perhaps when they’re almost through!

Knowing the emotional involvement required to maintain a relationship and the concentration required to make good grades in school, I’m tempted to ask… rather, asking if a positive or negative correlation exists between these seemingly unexpendable activities one engages in while in school.

I’m also tempted to ask if those who stay off the romance path do better academically.

I can still recall the relics of romance in secondary school from the recesses of my mind!
Prior to my being romantically involved, I was among the best 3 students in my class, but things changed from then on and I started losing concentration and focus!

I wallowed in romance and lost my educational compass and the effect was evident in my scores in tests, assignments and all that!
This continued until I was jolted into reality by my result at the end of the academic year when I found myself trailing far behind the class!
I started groping for the path I had been before then and it wasn’t easy!
So how can these two be effectively married without affecting your grades in school?

Questions for the gods!!!

timilehing: Dis pikin, I told u to stop posting rawbbish on NL.

Say where your hand will go...

rozzay: Let me say wat d OP wants to hear. I will check d length f dier pen is nd dier balls den choose d one with d longest. Happy now

Na lie joor... It's not what I want to hear but what you'll do! ...don't be afraid, we won't take it against you!
Anyway, me I don't even know where my hand will go first because there're two places in a woman that attract me physically!

If you are a lady and were blindfolded and given the opportunity to choose 1 to be your lover among 3 men by feeling one part of their bodies, where would your hand go?

If you are a guy and were blindfolded and given the opportunity to choose 1 to be your lover among 3 ladies by feeling one part of their bodies, where would your hand go?

What's the op saying?

100Cents: Thank you.

Poster is more interested in fighting for her rights to property.. She is not even a Christian as she mentioned divorce as an option..

God may I dodge all the girls with poster mentality in Jesus name. Amen..

Amen.

Una c why dis marriage tin dey tia me? You come and fight me over my own sweat?
Anyways, it's a choice! If you're not comfortable with the trad. take a walk!

rawpadgin: will u say handsome guys are not good in bed too?

anyway, ur friends are still young & naive

Not really... A guy, no matter how handsome, knows that he has a vigorous duty to perfom and the better he is at this the more satisfaction and happiness he gets! On the other hand, a lady can serve her purpose even if she's just tthere!

I've heard friends say that ugly ladies and those moderately beautiful give it better during penetration.

They also argue that most beautiful ladies are self-centered and egocentric; they think only of their beauty and how the man is lucky to have them and as a result, they tend to be passive during sex while expecting the man to wow them! Though I have my reservations, a part of me still want to believe it could be true!

So nairalanders could there be some truth in this? Or rather, what do you think?

MissBritney: What really makes a man a man? What are some characteristics that guarantees them a place in the men hall of fame?

The ability to put ladies like you in the family way early enough and take them off the streets!

Happy birthday and many more fruitful years ahead.

Donicobone: Hi every one. I propose to joy, few weeks ago and today she called me to tell me that she has accepted my proposal but under two conditions that he has a boy friend that she will not breakup with the guy and there will be no sex in our relationship. Pls what do I do

I've instructed my team to do a feasibility study on your proposal but we need a sample of the proposal for proper investigation! So kindly paste your proposal here!

By the way, I hope the part in bold will not affect our analysis!

AdeniyiA: Rattlesnake man ,Rule number 1 for dating NL chic is NO RIVAL.
see protests above ...

Bro, weitin I du na?

rozzay: U see were u lie, money no fit catch some babes like me, farano nd my sweet temigracie. Let me tell u wat can make us be ur mugu for life;
1) Respect ur woman
2) Worship her
3) TREAT HER LIKE A QUEEN
4) Make her no 1 in ur life
5) Always be dere 4 her
Nd if she s a gud woman she will be ur mugu for life, no juju is nided.

Your guy dey sey sorfa, nor be small!

Money and lies! Ladies can misplace their lives for these two!

Not in this life!

Ladies love lies and promises more than they love even their own lives!

ERCROSS: I was reading the comment on one of the threads today and i came across a particular comment made by a guy.. here is what he said

What got me suprised was the fact that he said he never felt aroused while doing d back-scrubbing for his female relatives.
Nairalanders, is this really possible ?
Guys, can u scrub d back of ur female relative while she's bathing and not get arousedd. ?
Is this really possible ?

Bro, nor tryam o! If u do, na blping things go dey ur mind o!

Is anybody attracted to poverty? Well, maybe!

100Cents: Hahaha

Wicked boys on Nairaland..

If she doesn't lay him, another girl will lay him. Her pot is not gold...

Thank you my brother! The bros dey vex for me nor be small o.