₦airaland Forum

MrNipplesLover:
'SHE' is a 'MAN'

He is SICK then

Chioma should chill and get lectures from her ancestors.
Ancestor Annie Idibia
Ancestor Anna Banner
Ancestor Sandra
Ati bebelo

Buhari should release Leah the same way the tramadol girl was released

MrNipplesLover:
see the way u even addressed your fellow female that made a good point.


if you are a single mum, u better calm down so that a man can discover you and end you singleness for you

Don't mind her. She's sick up there and in the mind too and really needs help fast

chiommy123:
Being a single mum in this country no easy oh and doesn't necessarily mean someone is loose. Congratulations to them

I dey tell you

ubunja:
you're truly blind.

Thats like saying fat women are kind. THEY HAVE TO BE KIND because they don't have anything else to compete wth.

Single mothers by nature are loving because they themselves know they are USELESS.

just like broke guys love more. And ugly guys fvck harder. It's a marketing strategy. All these are WORTHLESS.

May God forgive u for ur comment. I'm sure u r not a female because if u r, u will never call single mothers useless. I would have said u r as useless as this comment but let me swallow back my words

Charelsz:
Marring left over iz a no no for me.

Your choice no one cares

Akuruoulo:
SHUUU, THIS SMELLS LIKE LIE

Yinmu

oshiiteoku:
The guy looks like Pete edochie.

Lol let's dig on their past

I don't even cry

Why is no one passing a bill concerning child abuse & rape?

Angy55:
Love and happiness my dear.

Yes o my dear.
When I get money, na surrogacy sure pass for me o

ednut1:
Why do 95% of those wearing that singlet look poor

Hahahahahaha

theoptimist298:
Why is it that the Lord’s chosen people’s vehicle always break down on the road?

Very soon now their car will spoil and u will see them in green jacket flanking others down.

Haaaa that was how one passed us one time like that and the next thing my old man said was 'Lord's chosen, ko ni pe baje si'.

Those sisters get Warapa ni?

Bro Hezekiah don release song o.
All these boring bros

Benekruku:
Everybody that featured in that video need to be arrested and made to face a firing squad without trial.

Hahahahahaha

[quote author=godofuck231 post=78316365]Naaaa, don't think so, ur just cursed or F#cked [/quote




You need Solomon Capsule

It really doesn't matter whether there's a womb or not. There are different ways of having kids now. What matter's is the love and happiness....

I had all.
Mehn I don old o

Haaaaa

Kingpee2:
Thanks as in big thanks ,zero eight zero 85831635,will you send me a message ma’am?

Please send a message...

Kingpee2:
Thanks,do you mind if we chat on WhatsApp maybe?please.

Kosi wahala

Kingpee2:
Funny thing is that ever since I’ve been on Nairaland,I’ve not made any friend ,will you be my first friend please ?

Smile
Issa Yes

[quote author=Kingpee2 post=78280739]Funny thing is that ever since I’ve been on Nairaland,I’ve not made any friend ,will you be my first friend please ?[/quote

Ekpeitut:
Chai the way this guy grabbed and rumpled this geh's ass that year ehn. I can bet you his fingerprints are still on it.

Ladies any guy that touches you like this is not going to stay.

Nah joke I dey o!

Not joke, issa fact.
Public display of holding ones butt this way, such relationship don't go far. It's just for the media
#Disrespectful

Kingpee2:
thanks for cheering me up in between .

That's what I love doing. Be happy, Cheer up. No matter what it is that is happening around you, it's just a phase. It will surely pass

Kingpee2:
you dey talk from experience ni?

Lol

Kingpee2:
No kee me with Laff Abeg.

Lol.
That moment ur Yoruba mom be warn u say dat ur new oga or job I don't like it but because of d tipping and oga fame u no listen to ur mama. Then efcc no look face carry u join go detention. Then u begin remember ur mama warnings.
Na the thing wey dey do the guy be that
Haaaa won kilo fun Mi o. Emi ni mo gbo o.
Mo kin se yahooooo

Kingpee2:
The black dude on the left is not smiling at all ..

E be like say na him dey open gate, close gate, wash car, run errand for them. Efcc just pack am join

MrsNwaAmaikpe:


Imagine being married since 2013 and she doesn't have a foundation in her marriage.

If the husband dies now, she is not different from a concubine.

This third one better be a boy or else She is just wasting her time.

Instead of positioning the kpekus for doggy style so the product will be a boy you are doing missionary.

Welcome back madam.
Wey ur husband?
Dem don release am?

vacanci:
Are you a GAY?

Are you a GAY?

pakpan89:
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