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Deltayankeeboi:
I weep for you. You deserve the condolence even more than the dead kid. May God deliver you from your slavery.

You just want me to send you to your generations this morning abi. Oloriburuku omo irankiran. Somebody will be on it's own lane and idiots like you will just decide to hawk gala in go slow for that person. Must you quote someone? Is there an award for quoting? Can't you just mind your business abi se emi ni mo se e ni? Am I the cause of your bitterness? If you quote me again, Sopona lo ma pa e not just you, gbogbo Iran e.

Deltayankeeboi:
stop crying more than the bereaved.

Is it your crying?
Ogbeni please face front mtchewwwww

I'm shocked! I frooze for minutes. Daniel III drowned? How did it happen? I know Dbanj pool is indoor but did the little crawl or fell into the pool when no one was there? From the day I saw his pool I've been afraid for the little boy but I felt his nanny or parents will always be there to watch over him.
Haaa the pains of loosing a child! My God!
God please please comfort his parents. This is really a bad news God!

Thank God it's the lips and not down below. Surgical operation can be done. Just cut their lips or wherever is locked in the mouth away and they will be alright

zicoraads:

Very big mistake, marrying sisters from the same parents. What do you expect? Of course they will always team up and share the same plans. We all know how mother/daughter in-law relationship is in Africa.
Sister Mary & Martha I dey hail o

Well his eggplant isn't meant for only one pussy. After all his calabar wife snatched him away from his first wife. Let me eat my dabino jere

Teekrayne:

Smile

enemyofprogress:
ntoooooooor

Askor

enemyofprogress:

Leave me alone askor

Klinee:
I love this your comment in fact I feel like marrying you right now

Smile

enemyofprogress:
OK let me give you a final kiss, pls move closer

You have just ruined my dinner. You are wicked!

Tokziby:
Irony of life... She's all smiles now, I bet when the mother died she cried profusely.

No matter all the i love u of this world no loved one will follow u to the grave. The people that help u wiped dirt away from ur cloth are the same that will bury u with it. And if they mistakenly dream about u, they'll be calling for pastor and Alfa to pray not to ever see u in their dreams again.
Moral of the story u came alone to this world and u'll die alone. Live ur life the way that pleases u and God, no body really cares when u are gone, cos life goes on dead or alive.

Lol so true

enemyofprogress:
is that your final answer?

Final answer

enemyofprogress:
pls pls pls I beg you, don't come my way for marriage o, because me I like sex well well, in fact dem take am swear for me

God will not even bring you my way

This girl should be arrested and jailed. Our boys are not safe around her. If she could rape a grown man, then our children aren't safe.

Opistorincos:
Same way your dick rises before you every morning

Is it every morning?

Despite all the terrible things my mom did to me (as per naija mom na), I still love her die. Even when some persons said she was a witch, I still love her like there's no tomorrow. No Alfa, Imam or Woli can separate me from my mom never! Nkan ti a won ti won toju bole kakiri ma ri niyen. May we not give birth to children that will neglect us in the evening Amin.

delugajackson:
Lord knows I've battled with many distractions of the flesh.

Somebody should help me tell that OP to lead us not into temptation. Some of us have just resumed our Ramadan fast.

Hehehehe

omoelerin1:
I wish you all the best. Good luck to you.

Thanks my brother

Klinee:
Three times a week is not much, we are talking of 10-30mins just in 24hrs of the day.
These are characteristics of most women, yes they are not flirting around but once they have gotten two or three kids they decide to frustrate the man sexual life.
Once the man try to touch them they run for succor towards the kids, maybe the if the kids were asleep she will wake all maybe when she notice that the man is coming to the the room.
That's why I always insist that one woman is not enough for a man.

Well if the man loves sex a lot and his wife isn't the type that is into sex that much, he can marry a second wife if he is matured enough to manage two families financially, physically, materially, emotionally and spiritually.
It's better than keeping numerous side chicks and bringing home diseases.

omooba969:
I thought you're a Muslim, well all join.

I am a Muslim and I also have Christians in my family too

Powerexpert:
Alright. It was because of the response. Sex is determinant on communication, there are times a lady may act not interested wanting you to be in the daring position to go for it. Other times, the pre-intimacy may light the mood for the next action. All in all, man shall not live by sex alone but by all the goodies of marriage which comes with peace, understanding, love, fun, communication, responsibilities, trust and fulfillment.

Gbam!!!

Powerexpert:
Alright. It was because of the response. Sex is determinant on communication, there are times a lady may act not interested wanting you to be in the daring position to go for it. Other times, the pre-intimacy may light the mood for the next action. All in all, man shall not live by sex alone but by all the goodies of marriage which comes with peace, understanding, love, fun, communication, responsibilities, trust and fulfillment. Moreover three times a week is not too much, Don't worry you will come back to share the testimony when you enter there.

Lol @ enter there.

omoelerin1:
Though you looked like a muslim but it seems you dont know the islamic doctrine about marriage. What you said is forbid in Islam.
In Islam, whenever your husband demand for sex, you must not deny him, even if you're sick, unless you're having your monthly flow. It is only him that can decide whether or not to have sex with you. Woman has no say in determining when to have sex.
In fact, if your husband decide to punish you for a particular offence and he refuse to sleep with you, you are going to see the wrath of Allah. Not because of the offence in question, but because he stop having sex with you. That's what your religion teaches. I am not a moslem.

I'm a Muslim. I know very well that I'm not in the position to decide when my husband and I will have sex. Like I said, I won't marry a man that like sex like beans. Sex shouldn't be a hobby for my husband to be. It's something we will discuss during courtship. I've met men with self control who don't see sex as a big deal. To them, there are other important thing to them than sex. Such men won't devote all their time and energy to sex 7 days a week. That's the kind of man I want to spend the rest of my life with.

omooba969:
It appears you have never been taken there before, that's why you have no clue what you're missing nor what it feels like.

Sweetheart you really need a German machine in your life & certainly your life will never remain the same.

Jisos!

omooba969:
Awusubitrue.

Lol olobe

Powerexpert:
are you married?

I'm not married

OrluFemmeKing:
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nwaanambra1:
as u fine reach like this na him u dey talk this kain yeye talk say u no like sex!



my dear you should prepare your mind to the fact that your hubby should be lashing you at least 7 times a week - that is on compassionate ground!


if you are lucky enough to marry a man like me - looking at your face will be giving me a boner every time and i will be lashin you like two times a day - one for breakfast and one for dinner - pre-intimacy will come only whn u r on your period and i think four or 5 days break for your period is quite good enough in all ramification.

as i dey look your profile pic self fuk don dey hungry me - and na to pour some clean thick akamu on top that ur golden teeth and that your fresh lips be the koko! i go love see how you go take lick am all and swallow the hot onitsha akamu!

Awusubillahi

nwaanambra1:
once a week ke!

ok!

your husband go soon marry 3 wives on top ya head!

Once a week is fine for me. I'm not a sex person. He will understand that. More of fore play is cool for me. I won't even marry a man that loves sex in the first instance.

oxygenlove:
SEX SEX SEX, is nt all bout the 3times in a week tin o or evryday tin, and how did he knw the sex was wonderful when they both engage in it. And Why his wife deny him when he think they both have good sex b4. #SEX AINT PLEASURABLE WHEN YOU DNT LEARN KARMASUTRA.

Lol @karmasutra
All my own is that he shouldn't listen to those saying his wife is cheating