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Yes oh
Mothers are a gift to humanity.
End of Story!

Oluwa Seun ooo

How? When? Where?

mvem:
so they should record a speculated case because some people claim she has corona...with the panic of corona any small ailment or death will be claimed to be corona...

Was that what I said?

Ah is Osun now trying to beat Abuja ni? Did these ilesha boys come back home with Coro
Anyway what is worrying me now is this madam farouq news I saw online.
Please can someone tell me How? When? Where?

Waterypussy2:
I recall when Goodluck Jonathan became president, almost all the citizens named their kids his beautiful name. Since Buhari ascended, only an amajiri has been named after him and his name was changed afterwards cos it was affecting the child.

Hahahahaha a man also named his dog Buhari

clintino700:
NCDC won't record this.

True.
I stopped relying on NCDC records since I discovered that they now rig numbers.

Dave233:
good evening! None yet! Will wait till tonight before calling them again

Hi Mr Dave. How are you? What's the situation of things now?

Nigeria govt are busy filtering the poor among 200 million population instead of crediting everybody’s account at this trying period.
I asked if relief materials will get to those living in lekki axis & someone said No because they are rich.
Come to Chevron and see those living in pako house. Go to some estates or streets in lekki Ajah, you will find lots of people living in pako and uncompleted houses.
Awon ole jati jati using environment or geographical location to embezzle donated funds.

Op after the deliverances, was he baptized?

Dave233:
good evening! None yet! Will wait till tonight before calling them again

Mr Dave how far?

ChybuzzDD:
Remember that to whom much is given, much will be required.

Kosi Wahala

Optimistdude:
Drop it here.
We will assist you.
We know some of you are feeling the lock down.
Give us time

When I am done helping out to those in my DM I will drop it here. Give me time, thanks.

Hahahahaha Now I know that nobody is above Bambiala. If a whole Nigeria Ministry of Finance can Bambiala online, who am I not to Bambiala? I will be dropping account details on every giving platforms henceforth. Let the hustle begin Hahahahaha

Akeem79:
Whoever dare to buy any second hand wears
( OKIRIKA ) from either China or any part of Europe's should knows that he use his or her hard earned money bought his or her self Coronavirus

Thanks for the info. Leave the federal govt to do their job...

Dave233:
tried but no response! The number that responded after many hours is this 080097000010

Hello Dave, how are you and any response?

ProtectMyMoney:
Is that how you are making money too?

Sir read my signature and see how I make my money. Thank you.

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Dave233:
fine ma’am ... thanks
Just saw this on NCDC website.
Hope these guys didn’t count me without doing a test?
This is Nigeria and anything can happen.
Till now am yet to get any response from them

Waoh please call them over and over again till they come for you. Did you call the Edo lines I dropped up?

KNOCK KNOCK ! It's me again ooo!

How is the compulsory holiday going? That dog photo below is a perfect picture of me on day 2 lock down. It's just day 2 and I am already feeling tired of staying at home. Does Shile have a choice? NO!

Okay so for some days now, I have been thinking of this whole lock down thing and its effects. I thought of how all schools, companies, offices, businesses, churches, mosques, almost everything shut down worldwide hmmm oye olorun (God knows best). The lock down made everybody to go back home to stay at home so they can stay safe.

Personally, I know some few persons who traveled out of Lagos on Monday before the 11 pm curfew declared by the president. Most of them are artisans who came to Lagos to hustle, leaving their wives and children behind in their home town. For instance, our generator repairer Lati went back to Ogbomoso on Monday to join his wife and children at home.

Also the welder across the junction Baba Emma left Lagos for Oyo on Monday too. When I asked for his reasons, he said nobody will patronize him during the lock down and even the vulcanizer close to him also traveled back home.

I also heard that the motor park was very busy on Monday which shows that some people if not all traveled back home on Monday. Even students are not left out, as all secondary and tertiary schools closed. Students returned home to be with their parents or guardians and husbands or fathers went back home to be with their wives and children during this season.

Sometime last week, I received a whatsapp broadcast saying that all parents should be informed that all schools are on holiday and if their daughter is not at home, that means a boy has quarantined her for them lols! The same way I reversed it and said, any married man that is not at home at this period, that means a side chick has quarantined him for his wife lol! The amebo spirit in me became an emergency detector and started watching out for my neighbors daughters and husbands who haven't returned home but they eventually returned one after the other lol!

I have heard some testimonies of how this lock down have been a blessing to some marriages and families. I heard some men who never had time for their wives and children now have all the time for them. This stay at home period have strengthened marital and family bonds, even relationships. It increased the love in the home, day by day, couples and families are getting to know and understand each other more, men are beginning to help their children out with their holiday assignments, men are beginning to help their wives with house chores, family play and fun time is increased, they pray and study the word of God together and of course not forgetting the endless sex lol! Some bachelors now see the importance of marriage as they have unexpectedly become so bored due to the COVID-19 lock down.

On the other end, there are some persons who are not finding this lock down funny. They see it as some sort of curse per - say especially those who are second families, side chicks and side guys.

I saw a domestic violence video last night which shows that there might be increase in domestic violence as a result of this lock down. I remember reading a post on the increased rate of divorce in China as a result of the COVID-19 lock down. I don't know, I don't know but I think these are couples who do not live together per - say but the COVID-19 lock down forced them to be together 247, what do I know? It's just me thinking loud (smile).

My purpose for this write up is not to mock or look down on these set of people but rather to know how these side chicks or side guys have been coping since the COVID-19 lock down began. We all know it's a compulsory holiday and everybody must be at home as almost all institutions have shut down so there's no excuse not to be at home especially for those who are married.

Are there side chicks, side guys or any one playing second fiddle in the house? Are you already feeling the lock down pains because your partner will be away from you for sometime? Are you already missing your side partner? Side chicks, are you calling his phone lines and he isn't answering your calls? Side guys, are you calling her number and she isn't answering your calls? Married men and women, did you edit your side partners name on your phone because you are back home with your number 1 family? Side chicks, was there any provisions made before he left or did he just disappear without notice? Did this lock down open your eyes to the reality that you have been a side chick or side guy all along unknown to you? Side chicks, did you forcefully quarantine the other woman's man? Side guys, did you forcefully quarantine the other man's woman? Are they begging you and promising heaven and earth for a release to go home? Will things ever remain the same in the relationship after the COVID-19 Pandemic is over?

DISCLAIMER !!!
Please note that this is not a table breaking post and if tables gets broken along the line, our doctors and nurses in the house are on standby to fix all broken tables lols! No insult intended, let's just have fun with it and no one should take it personal please. Also note that I am not in any way promoting sexual immoralities, fornication or adultery! It's just a day to day reality of what happens around us...

Feel free to share your story or experience and please remember to protect your privacy by commenting anonymously if you must comment. I will be back reading comments while eating my stocked up minimie chin chin and iced cocacola.
BIKO SUFFERY SUFFERY WITH THE LIES because some of us are emotionally fragile.

Shile

Ooops Photo credit- Google Image & Shutterstock

Dave233:
I finally got in contact with them. I explained my symptoms and they said they will contact their edo state team and get in touch with me

Oh thank God.
Good morning & how are you today?

Hahahahaha police jam egungun for express
When I was a child/teenager, my age mates and I saw egungun as a small god and we were always afraid of them. I can never forget one egungun that chased me with his cane till I fell into the gutter.
Years passed & what we have today on the street is hustling egungun going about begging for money.
Oh one cool egungun stopped my friend and I at Onitsha drinks market. He spoke so well that we gave him something...

Dave233:
Amen thank you very much

You are welcome

Dave233:
thanks for the efforts. I have also sent them a private messages to...like 6 or 8! Let me wait while I continue self isolation

Okay.
The Healing Hand of God Come Upon You In Jesus Name.
I will also monitor their response on Twitter & get back to you. Pele

Dave233:
Am a US Returnee and i have been on self quarantine for some days. I started developing mild symptoms of sore throat, low grade fever and cough some two days ago and I seriously want to get tested.
Their numbers seems not to be working! How do i get in touch with them?

Hi. Please tag them on their Twitter handle and write to them just as you have written it here. Let me check their Twitter handle I will be right back...

Modifies- I have dropped a message with them on Twitter @NCDCgov. I think you should do so too. I await their response sir. Hang on, Pele

Op please see the photo attached. NCDC WhatsApp line and all state directory help line. Please call the numbers for Edo state ( 08084096723 , 08064258163 , 08035835529 )

PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT TO ALL OUR CUSTOMERS NATIONWIDE

It has come to my notice that some customers are still calling our business lines for orders & enquiries especially customers outside Lagos.
My team & I sincerely apologize for not putting up a covid -19 notice right on time.

In order to be in line with the laws of the country, we deeply regret to inform all our customers nationwide that we have placed all business & sales on hold. Our store is also under lock & we will like wise switch off our business lines until directives from the government changes.

For any pending complaint, kindly speak to me directly on 09050697535.
Remember to Stay Home, Stay Safe , Wash More, Pray More & Panic Less!
God Bless You.
Shile.

johnmartus:
Ah this man thought its ordinary malaria I guess. Both of you will just die together and infect other neighbors. Although I understand your pain but you just have to calm down.

That man you are looking at is ready to die. No parent can watch their children die, they will do anything it takes to see that they die instead of they can.
I can remember well when I told my mother I was sick and I was told to self isolate, the woman started shouting God forbid God forbid (in Yoruba) I told her not to come close to me but that was when this woman ran towards me and gripped me that we both almost fell to the ground.
That’s parents for you, they are ever ready to sacrifice and risk their lives to see their children live.
In this case, I hope the regulatory body in charge act fast before more harm is done...

Darato:
Wow thank you aunty shile. I love the spiritual food aspect it's very important. Let me run to the market.
Seun, Lalasticlala, Mynd44, Dominique and Sissy3 have you bought your lockdown items?
Take this to the front page to help those that Bant to do last minute shopping as governor babajide Sanwoolu has directed.

You are welcome ma’am

RoyalBlu:
This is so comprehensive OP.

Well done

It's a good thing spiritual food is included. Very essential.


May God bless and keep us all.

Amen, Thank you ma’am

mazimee:
I don't know why I always feel bad when I see females caught for petty stealing.

Modified
I made this comment very early in the morning and have been busy since. I Just came online just to see a load of sad pricks we have in this country. If you live a life filled with sadness and bitterness, that's your problem not mine. This is supposed to be my feelings. I'm not responsible for your lack of empathy and humanity.

For the records, I have been stolen from on several occasions. Yet I don't feel like having them being dehumanized for the wrong they did to me.
Y'all should fix yourselves not me.

God Bless You

merahki:
Had to do that
Research more darling, and realise why people whose every day duty is saving lives or at least trying to would flee from patients
And don’t just post for the sake of posting
Also, leave your poor mom out of your nonsense
Thanks

Excuse me sir, next time think well before using the word ‘poor’ on other people mother. At your age you should know when to read and pass if all you have to say is beautiful nonsense. Thank you...