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HealthRe: Facial Deformity: Man With 'Alien-Like' Face Hoping For Life-Changing Surgery. by RoastedCorn(m): 11:06pm On Sep 28, 2016
i pray they find money fast,He should get a dentist quickly ,one that specializes in oral and maxilloficial surgery


Sometimes when I visit the hospitals


All I can say is God bless doctors



#proudDentistIntheMaking
LiteratureRe: An Open Letter To Wife Beaters - A Poem by RoastedCorn(op): 3:31pm On Sep 27, 2016
Lalasticlala .. . . help,appreciate this poem
PoliticsRe: Akeredolu Of APC Campaigns In Akure, Ondo State (Photos) by RoastedCorn(m): 11:57pm On Sep 26, 2016
Ondo people, its good we deviate from the norm of always picking either PDP or APC in Nigeria . . they had always turned out to be useless choices. . . i'm standing with AA should in case Oke decides to contest
PoliticsRe: Akeredolu Of APC Campaigns In Akure, Ondo State (Photos) by RoastedCorn(m): 11:53pm On Sep 26, 2016
ReddLabel:
Maybe you have selective amnesia to either fully or partially recall the events that transpired towards the build up of 2012 elwction, Oke fought Mimiko and the then federal machinery(inec,police,dss?). Or you have forgotten that Jonathan supported Mimiko a labour party candidate against Olusola Oke, a pdp candidate?

The result of the election doesn't reflect the wish of the authentic delegates. Buhari through Oyegun subverted justice and introduced a non APC people into the list to pave way for their predetermined outcome. And for the records, delegates represent an insignificant fraction of the people that will participate in the mainstream election. You and I know what's on ground in ondo now, with Aketi on the list, APC is a toast. QED
. . you couldn't have spoken my mind any better
LiteratureAn Open Letter To Wife Beaters - A Poem by RoastedCorn(op): 7:25pm On Sep 26, 2016
Wife Beater

Don't you remember when you paid her
bride price,
She did nothing but commit her lifetime
to you,
But it's all been built on lies,
You didn't love her,you were just
looking for someone to call wife.


It isn't her fault that you took hits on the
stock market,
But she'll be there,when all's low,
It isn't her fault, the recession caused
you to lose your job,
But she'll be there,when all seems lost,
And all she's ever wanted was a
modicum of your love and acceptance.


You're a wife beater,
Saying she brought bad luck,
That she's responsible for your
misfortunes,
And that things will get better with her
out of your life,
Well you're wrong.


Does it make you feel good?
Knowing that there's a punching bag
waiting just for you,
After squandering the little you have on
booze,
You come home and beat her black and
blue.


Coming home and throwing up on the
couch,
But she'll be there to clean your mess
up,
Change your clothes,
Even though it's two o'clock.


She is not Mike Tyson,
But she takes every punch you throw at
her,
She ain't even Ali,
And she keeps holding on to the good
she sees,
She ain't even Luther King,
But she defends you, when social
services come knocking,
That it was 'just' some
misunderstanding,
And you're working to get past it,


Nobody forced you to get married,
If you know you are not ready,
So I'm saying think before you throw
that next jab,


Friends tell you it's normal,
That it's OK for a man to beat up his
wife,
The one he avowed to care for, come
rain come shine,


Well let me take you down the memory
lane,
When you both were young and fresh,
When you were still sane,
When she was the beauty queen who
stole your heart,
And she was plain Jane,


You swore to take care of her,
Laughing out loud,
Said she was elegant and intelligent,
That you'd be her hero,
It'd be the definition of your essence,


But you still go out there,
And you treat a strange woman like
she's some model queen,
If only you'd come to your senses,
Motor homocunlus,and treat your wife
the same way,
Just maybe your life would turn
around,


It's said,"behind every successful man,is
a woman",
I wish this stings you like the booze you
guzzle,
This is me making a stand,
An open letter to all wife beaters.


©Adejumola Richard.
Literature. by RoastedCorn(op):
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LiteratureRe: Nothing Like Love By Blair by RoastedCorn(m): 11:35pm On Sep 23, 2016
following
Poems For ReviewRe: Life by RoastedCorn(m): 10:42pm On Sep 17, 2016
My heart melts at her every smile,
Going down inundated by her beauty down the mile,
Something if i didn't stop would drive me senile,
I'll call what I feel for her metamorphosing infatuation,
though at it's acme I wouldn't misconceive it for love,
because love is beautiful without any blemish,
You may be right calling me selfish,
But all i'm doing is just protecting my heart even though its outlandish,
it's torture on my heart and not something I relish,
I had to do it,it was beyond my control,
All I ever needed was a modicum of Certainty,
but what I got was more than uncertainty,
I had to run from her vicious torture,
I had to cut her off me and probably if fate would permit,my future,
I had to kill the love metamorphosing from the infatuation,
And steadfastly hope it goes into extinction,
Or I'll just live the rest of my life in obmutescence,pity and rejection,
Waiting for that modicum of certainty I had once ran from,
The modicum of certainty that probably will never come.



#Roastedcorn
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Poems For ReviewRe: Life by RoastedCorn(m): 10:39pm On Sep 17, 2016
My heart!

Slow as a snail my heart beats,
Beats that kills but pleasures it,
Beats not of happiness nor sorrow,
Beats that's indifferent and oblivious or tomorrow,
"Tabula rasae,would be a perfect sobriquet for the feelings dyed-in-the-wool in my heart
Ferocious as a gorilla,fights the feelings in my heart,
And often times,I'd wonder if happiness really exists as the feeling of melancholia mostly wins,
Wonder if happiness was just a phantasmagoria my heart seldomly swims,
Wonder if happiness was just a facade that the bible and Quran erroneously made us believe in,
Wonder if happiness was just an hypothesis by the optimist to make us live without sin,
But to these questions, answers I've got none,even in my dreams,

My now slow heart had once experienced love,
It gave my soul a new meaning of being loved,
The very "meaning" that was annihilated to sorrow by my beloved,
Reiterating once again if happiness was just a facade or a truth,
But I'll not impede in my search for the truth,
Even if it takes as much time a seed begets a fruit,
I'll continue to find an answer for my heart and not desist,
And probably realize at the end ,that this so called 'happiness' in the first place, never really exists.

#Palmwinetapper
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Poems For ReviewRe: Life by RoastedCorn(m): 10:37pm On Sep 17, 2016
cool
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HealthRe: How I Lost My Childhood Friend To HIV/AIDS by RoastedCorn(m): 2:16pm On Sep 17, 2016
GenBuhari:
shame HIV is a scam.

HealthRe: How I Lost My Childhood Friend To HIV/AIDS by RoastedCorn(m): 2:12pm On Sep 17, 2016
Na God dey save person o . . somebody say in e no go dey wayward, HIV still pursue am for outside enter house


For those niggas and girls that are so sexually immoral, na God grace just dey save una
RomanceRe: Ladies Have You Ever Been Turned Down By A Guy ? Share Your Experience by RoastedCorn(m): 11:42pm On Sep 16, 2016
Zceesneh:
i don turn down millions of girls grin i like mature girls
W girl walking up to you does not make her immature
RomanceRe: Ladies Have You Ever Been Turned Down By A Guy ? Share Your Experience by RoastedCorn(m): 11:41pm On Sep 16, 2016
Gothblackgal:
I was rejected by a first love in my secondary school days. When I told him, he didn't reply, he just smiled and we became best friends. But that was a lesson learnt grin guys prefer girls they work hard for.
that's just a misconception, the reason is because you've been friend zoned . . . some guys like me like girls that'll be bold enough to walk up to them.
RomanceRe: Guys, What Line Did She Use To Turn You Down That Left You Dejected by RoastedCorn(m): 11:36pm On Sep 16, 2016
Never been turned down by any girl



Thing is I weigh my chances,I have to be so convinced she's feeling the same before I asked her out and that has made me have 100% record with girls

Even if i'm crushing on her and I don't see any sign of her liking me deep ,I'll just murder the feeling myself, it'll save me rejection, that's why I don't do all these roadside toasting, you have to be my friend first
RomanceRe: Boyfriend Got Angry And Hasn't Called Me For The Past Two Days For This? by RoastedCorn(m): 11:28pm On Sep 16, 2016
JESUSBOIY:
Did he CUM? undecided undecided undecided undecided

LiteratureRe: Rhoda by RoastedCorn(m): 9:50am On Sep 15, 2016
nice one
LiteratureRe: Rhoda by RoastedCorn(m): 12:30am On Sep 14, 2016
bummybummy:
dnt get it again, who died among dem father or sis?
Rhoda's sister is dead . . the person holding her is her sister's ghost
Christianity EtcRe: Born Again UNILORIN Student Withdraws Himself From School by RoastedCorn(m): 12:01am On Sep 11, 2016
Hanendez:
Why do you trifle and belittle God Almighty? Did you see Him to know how He sees this matter? Repent son.
what if its a prostitute making a restitution, will she unfvck those she has fvcked? . . when you can redeem yourself by your might . . why did Christ die?
LiteratureRe: Rhoda by RoastedCorn(m): 8:52pm On Sep 09, 2016
how painful . . maybe that's when Rhoda would probably realise how much she loves her sister
LiteratureRe: AJEGUNLE : The Tale From The Ghetto by RoastedCorn(m): 8:21am On Sep 05, 2016
women can be crazy sometimes sha . . a cultist shot your husband with the intention of killing him,he didn't succeed ,he tore your clothe,made to rape you and all you did was close your eyes and enjoy it .. . . then went far into making love with him in your dreams?? . . and that was how you developed feelings for him??,
.. . women are psychos



















LAST BULLET

The dick is powerful
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LiteratureRe: Silent Seduction by RoastedCorn(m): 1:13pm On Sep 01, 2016
Twinkle004:
Am thinking.........okay...Tori & Jo are siblings. Since their age was not mention, so they are either twins or not
Waiting 4 more updates. well done Bae
I owe you 5 wraps of Oshogbo weed
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LiteratureRe: AJEGUNLE : The Tale From The Ghetto by RoastedCorn(m): 6:20pm On Aug 30, 2016
i'm with you
RomanceRe: I Get Annoyed Within Me Anytime I Hear Tell Me Of Her Previous Relationships by RoastedCorn(m): 12:07pm On Aug 30, 2016
its very normal

















its just paining you that other guys have tasted her
EducationRe: LASU Medical Students Protest In Alausa (photo) by RoastedCorn(m): 4:35pm On Aug 29, 2016
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LiteratureRe: Silent Seduction by RoastedCorn(m): 1:06pm On Aug 29, 2016
the story is so nice I had to follow
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LiteratureRe: Rhoda by RoastedCorn(m): 11:52am On Aug 29, 2016
Lade is related to Adam and already told Adam everything about Rhoda that was why Adam did not return the "I love you" Rhoda said the other time they were together
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LiteratureRe: Shadows....... by RoastedCorn(m): 10:36am On Aug 29, 2016
more Boris to your waist
EducationRe: UNIJOS Suspends 30 Students For Indecent Dressing by RoastedCorn(m): 7:10am On Aug 26, 2016
RooRuudRonSaha:
oni se orire, wa ku iku gbigbona leni. O tun serere laye mo. Oti fenuko. Aye e ti baje.
aye ti baje bi igbe adiye,ko ni da fun iya to bi e lomo, gbogbo iran e ma talaka Ku ni
EducationRe: UNIJOS Suspends 30 Students For Indecent Dressing by RoastedCorn(m): 7:06am On Aug 26, 2016
RooRuudRonSaha:
aye baba e ti baje. O ti ko si agbako ipayinkeke, ko ni da fun gbogbo iran e. Now u go run enter call mod to ban me for the fourth time in a month.
Sango lo ma ro omi aye si inu e, ko ni da fun a won to fe saanu fun e . . olriburuku gba ni e,abajo ton fi n ban e
EducationRe: UNIJOS Suspends 30 Students For Indecent Dressing by RoastedCorn(m): 7:04am On Aug 26, 2016
kaen1317:
Welcome development. Females are always guilty of this. Appearing almost naked in order to attract men not knowing that you cant attract any serious guy dressing that way. You'll only attract those that will sleep with you and be gone, in other words, the hit-and-run or chop-and-clean mouth types
how does this affect rape
EducationRe: UNIJOS Suspends 30 Students For Indecent Dressing by RoastedCorn(m): 6:59am On Aug 26, 2016
RooRuudRonSaha:
Christian girls always exposing their bodies. Religion of nudity.
Oloriburuku WO leleyi bayi olorunhuh


which kind unfortunate person be this?

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