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iykedare:what evidence did you have ? Mr man ![]() |
guiddoti:always chopping stone without drinking water ![]() |
greatness22:wetin this one dey yarn ![]() |
muller101:too much of weed don dey affect ur dull brain, get a life Nigga ![]() |
Wow!!! Nice job my governor,shame to all ur enemy that are against ur good work. |
madenigga:Bros u don baff ? ![]() |
timidapsin:oh boy!!! ,u won scattered my brain finish na small ![]() |
Bros Knw scatter my brain abeg I knw see anything Jor U dey vex me self ![]() |
jrusky:guy small small ooo :-o na so e take dey start ooo,e be like say madness don dey affect ur brain ![]() |
wilsondave:abeg make I hear word,what of saraki ? Na opposition member too ? Abeg go and sitdown u can Teach efcc their work hypocrisy dey affect ur brain. |
Huasamafia1:go hug transformer nah #akindindinrin omo. |
rhymaster:carry your frustration go enter fire Jor, Ode! ![]() |
YORUBA MOTHERS!!! Yorùbá mothers are the best when it comes to child upbringing. Yorùbá mothers produce the best range of slaps: IGBATI, IFOTI, IGBAJU, IGBARUN, IFORUN, IFAKUN, ILADI, ABARA. These slaps will make you think you were adopted. IGBATI will make you correct your wrongs instantly! The beauty of IFOTI is that you will confess your sins on the spot. IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you expose those who committed the crime with you without hesitation. ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new pants. Now ABARA is the worst. Apart from all these, we have an advanced one which is called IGBAJU OLOYI. When you receive that one, you'll lose balance and your head will go into "auto-search" as you'll be looking for what hit you. This will make you do all the actions of the other slaps aforementioned at once! OH! IGBAJU OLOYI! It can reset someone to 3D (DEAF, DUMB, and DAFT). She will say let's go home and you will say it's in my pocket ma. God bless our parents for the good upbringing. If you were brought up in Yoruba land, regardless of how caring your mother was, you'd have encountered one of these slaps. ![]() |
prettythicksme:hahahaha na dat 1 go worst pass ooo. |
anonimi:well make I knw talk sha,coz I just chop 2week ban finish But I go drop smallReceive sense. |
Use DIAMOND bank,is Good for online banking. |
Omudia:e pain am |
BishopEmmanuel:fuc.k off out of my mention idiot ![]() |
BishopEmmanuel:ashiwere ni Baba e |
Job Interview. MP OFFICER:- What is your name? Monday:- M.P. sir OFFICER:- In full please Monday:- Monday Paul OFFICER:- Your father's name? Monday:- M.P. sir OFFICER:- What does that mean? Monday:- Matthias Paul OFFICER:- Your native place? Monday : M.P. sir OFFICER:- What's that? Monday:- Mkpuma Province OFFICER:- What is your qualification? Monday:- M.P. OFFICER:- (angry) What is that?!!! Monday:- Mathematics Professor OFFICER:- So why do you need a job? Monday:- It is because of M.P. sir OFFICER: Meaning? Monday:- Money Problems OFFICER:- Would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like? Monday: MP sir . OFFICER: And what is that? Monday:- Marvelous Personality OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you. Monday:- Sir, how was M.P. sir? OFFICER:- And what's that again? Monday:- My Performance. OFFICER:- I think you have M.P. Monday:- Meaning? OFFICER:- Mental Problem!!! Don't laugh alone. Share this to M.P. (Many People) to put smile on their faces. I have sent this to u because you are M.P. (My Person) |
Wow proudly Omo yoruba son |
DonLo:Oponu ![]() |
Kikikikikikiki na to chop ewa aganyin,ponmo,palm wine akara and to make noise in sabi #idiot All ur mate for SW dey commission dia project u dey dia dey chop beans madman,oga pay ur people and stop all dis nonsense. |
Fayose na mumu man |
Yea,datz my state mehn!! |
Ur source or Get out #idiot. |
ibedun:Wa sere padi mi,bieni pe o ti mo n kan ti mi fe so Guy 1000 likes for u ![]() |
Mike adenuga-chairman globacom aliko dangote femi otedola |



