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what did you even thougth you are say?

people, shld i post here?
_{(you dare not say no)}

@naijacutie,
If you keep on beign shy, he would never know what you want and you wont get what u want. Sometimes, you have to be daring.

Pribo:
there is an academy for intending stand up comedians, need the address?

i see you are new to this site. thats just why i am reserving my comment

didnt you just rephrase the last question?

u just said my mind m4mamlik

lysaa:

why the


bladder
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hacker
cracker
knacker
harder
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I remember when i wan in high school. I was in front of the dining hall with my friends waiting for dinner that nigth. One of the women (cooks) came out when the food was ready to be served and was looking for the female dinnig hall prefect. She started calling for her.

Woman: Kelechi!!!, where has she gone to again? where is her?, i said where is her?

Till now, i still cant understand why she got angry when i replied her "Aunty i didnt see she."

^{(i was later reported to the disiplinary comitee for beign "disrespectful"}

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@ backslider,
If you know the song "holy, holy, holy, " you would understand what i am saying

i fantasize about a girl asking me for a kiss. To most guys, such kiss is special because they are used to asking for a kiss so when u induce it, its very special. Before you try to induce the kiss though, make sure u get a nice chewing gum (i fantasize about a strawberry flavoured kiss) and make sure he understands what you want. The problem with you ladies is that you fail to give enough information for the guy to understand and yet you expect him to understand. Girls dont like to be misunderstood and most guys know and avoid that so play your card well and you will get a kiss or two from any guy you want. good luck

shouldnt that be "whats up everybody"?

i am starting to begin hoping that u is not refer to me becos i may have start to vexing for you

what is you thougthing?

thanked you too much. i am starting to begin liking these thread.

@ donzman,
let me proove you wrong.

1) isiah 48:16 says
"Come near me and listen to this:
"From the first announcement I have not spoken in secret;
at the time it happens, I am there."
And now the Sovereign LORD has sent me,
with his Spirit."

2) genesis 1:26
"Then God said, "Let us make man in our image, in our likeness, and let them rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air, over the livestock, over all the earth, [a] and over all the creatures that move along the ground.""

here, the sovering Lord shows you that they have differentiated them and are talking about God the father. And in the second one,(which i am sure you know quite wll) the bible says "our own image". Now who are those "our" if not the trinity?

i will get more if you want

N/B:
i am not catholic or anglican.

i like fat girls. They are always hornier and their bones dont poke into your skin when you hug them. and lastly, i wont be needing a pillow _{but that dosent mean i dont like slim girls oh!}

my only problem with acer is that the case is not strong compared to other laptops. If you plan to always move it about (which is ofcourse why its a laptop) then you have to be extrememly careful cause the plastic body can break easily. i used one before and before 8 months, the casing around the screen had broken and i couldnt open it properly. if you are looking for a strong durable laptop, u can go for IBM, dell or sony. toshiba and HP can also be considered. I use a toshiba

what is doing all of you?

you all should remember the trinity. the bible said that the trinity is made up of God the father, God the son, and God the holy ghost.
It depends on which aspect you are talking of.If you are talking about God the father, then jesus is not God the father. he is God the son so he is still god. so the end point

jesus is God _{the son.}
Jesus is not the highest God in the tririnty_{he is the second and God the father is the highest.}

OMG you cracked my ribs. that was so funny

nice try. If you keep posting jokes, you will do better.

Get it into your silly head fool. your joke is not funny.

and i bet you live in ngwa road cos that's where stupip jackasses like you live. i wonder how you allowed you acess the internet .

@ jaybaby
u didnt answer my last question. -who told you 80% of men are impotent?-

you want me to talk to you?
ok. how you doin?

this is actually an old joke on naira land but it cracks me up each time i read it. here:

A man visited a doctor a because he had a problem bith his genitals. he told the doctor that it is really a big problem but that he must assure him he is not going to laugh at him because of it.

Doctor:[/b]No i wouldnt do that. i am a professional and i respect my patients a lot so be rest assured that i wont laugh at you for whatever reason

[b]patient: (whips out his penis and shows the doctor)

before he could say something, the doctor burst out into an uncontrolable laugther (the type where you shed tears) and when he finally put himself togather, he quickly apologised.

doctor: i am very sorry that has never happened before in all my career. it just that those were the smallest penis i have seen in all my life. i am sorry and i promise it wont happen again. so what seems to be the problem?

patient: its swollen!

clarissa, didnt i just read your reply in the jokes section?

please help me ask her oh. why shldnt i know?