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what was he thinking carrying all that money on him?
i cant be that stupid. the guy surely deserves spanking

this joke is so aimless, i cant even hel laughing at the stupidity of the joke

mamaput did this happen for real or did u make it up?

No one said u shldnt tell the truth. You have your own view point. all you have to do is convince ppl to accept ur view point and not making it it look like someone is trying to initiate others into a secret cult.

fresh-B:
@ r_o_b_b_y

please stop initiating innocent peoples into your occultism tha will ruin their good fate tomorrow. God never said you will see His Son Jesus Christ through some magical channels.

the devil in disguise uses the funnel strategy.

Now don't call me occult!!!. can y'all see how ignorant people can be? when one gives u an opportunity to learn facinating facts and share a little bit of the wonders of science all u get is insults. Did u ever see any post where i said it is jesus _{and how did you even know how jesus looks like?} i only asked, "what do u see" and people gave there view points and here u go calling me occult. and don't be so ignorant.like beautygyal said, don't make christainity so boring.? 

wICked?

jammin:
@r o b b y By adjusting the height on a motorcar you are in fact increasing the stress, on the various stress points. within no time the vehicle will begin to squeak and rattle as the undercarriage and suspension weaken.

Also someone posted about Toyota. To compare Toyota and a Bimmer is sacrilegious. i owned a Honda Accord and i would never have compare that vehicle to a BMW. Toyota's are good for reliability, but they are ordinary vehicles.

So do you suggest to drive it as low as it is in these nigerian roads? and besides, the spring and shocks will only squeak when you take it to any body who claims to be a car mechanic. If you find a good mechanic who specialised in BMW's the u will have no problems with all that squeaking you are talking about. Leaving it as low as the manufacturers made it is not an option cos it wont survive on naija roads.

have u heard of

YOU KILLED MY MOTHER AND FATHER(part one)

trip dizle:
The dubious man had no other choice than to faint.

mystique and biyibabe, do u really want to tell me this is so funny?

howler monkey

I dont really know much about BMW's except that my dad used one from 1989 to 1994. He used it for long distance travels (sokoto to calabar, minna to aba etc) and it was still in good contition until he sold it. The car was well equiped for its period of existence[6 cylinder engine and all that] and ever since then ma pops has always been a BMW fan so i will advice u go for it.

N/B
y'all talking about bad roads. well u can adjust the suspension of the car so that it wont be too low. That way u wont have most of the "bad road" problems. That was exactly what ma pops did.

whats wrong with y'all?

u dey vex oh. Dont just concentrate on money ok? make sure ur prospective students know all the pros and cons of this school before coming.

who does it look like?
Dont you know you are one of them?

hey why did u change that beautiful picture?

why are all of you confusing yourselves?

did anyone do what?

wow thats cool!!!

has anyone figured out what that picture makes u see?

ok here is my promise.

Look at the four dots in the middle of the picture below for about 15 seconds. Then look at a blank wall and blink your eyes non-stop. Tell me what you see. be warned, its some what scary! But so very cool.

Make sure you look at a free space wall, Preferably a wall beside you, not the one in front of you, because the one in front of you, brings a smaller image!

what kind of question is that?

It is not too different from the old nepa billing sytem. Its just a case of which one suits u most. If u are in a house where there are many teenagers/youth, i advice u use the old billing plan cos but if u are sure u can economise and remember to switch all those power consuming appliances off before u sleep or leave the house, then this new one is for you.

ObaMan:
I have a 3 fridges, 6 air conditioners, three televisions, 4 fans, 1 washing machine, 2 electric cookers and a pumping machine, How much do u think i can conveniently use in a month? and most of them are used during the evenings.

I advice u stick to the old plan, or else u will end up consuming more than 3 cards in a month

And if u dont believe it, what has that got to do with me?

cant you see its a coincedence

i wasnt referring to u. and besides, u are my sista wheather u like it or notr

wasn't i just thinking same?

i will be back with more.

cant you read through previous posts and see what they are talking about?

Dont know if someone has stumbled against this before. try it and tell me if you suceeded. its amazing!

While sitting at your desk make clockwise circles with your right foot.

While doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.

Your foot will change direction.

so whn is the flirting going to resume?

hey u guys should stop crucifying th rank and file police cos they are not the only corrup ones. Do u know that these guys are suffering?
Tell me how a full fledged man with a wife and an average of three kids can survive eat, shelter himself and send his children to school with only 8000 naira a month and yet when there are riots and chaos u expect them to come out and help u out. Be sincere to your self if your husbant uncle brother relative or father was a police rank and file, would you allow him to risk his life to save the same people who do not appreciate him?. I swear if u give me a gun and pay me 8000 per month to wear balck and black i will rob people. period.