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Ooff:
Please help me with the past question, olawale.olufunmilayo@yahoo.com,
Thanks much

Please kindly forward same to lordzedge@gmail.com if you've gotten it. Thanks!

The Buhari government joy heaping Hardship on the masses with reckless abandon. Well, this is the through meaning of next level.

OBJ has had its own fare share of ad hominem. I won't be surprised if his kinsmen decides to ascribe the xenophobic attack on Nigerians to him.

My fear is hope they're not recruiting for ARM company as I got a message from one ARM contact who had earlier given me invite for an interview but I declined. That I should check my email that Platovon consulting sent me mail. (Though I took an online test with then prior to now) I have made my mind to attend the audition before now but after this message came in I am beginning to have this belief that they're actually recruiting for ARM. Me, I don't want to do any insurance marketing stuff. Biko!



Dear *****,


Having satisfied the requirements for the role of B2B Lead Generation Specialist - Self Employed, we are pleased to invite you to participate in our one day induction training program. The details are as follows;


Date: Wednesday 18th, 2019
Start Time: 13.10 pm
Finish Time: 16:45 pm
Location Address:
Elite Studio Ng,
2nd Floor Wuraola House (between Access & GTBank)
90 Allen Avenue, Ikeja, Lagos


Please come along with the following items;



Laptop, ipad or your smart mobile device


Ensure you have internet data on your device as there may be limited connections within the training axis.


A printed copy of this letter


A clear recent passport photograph


Identification document - International passport, Voters registration card, National ID card or Driving licence.


Items 4 and 5 must be scanned and sent to



verifier@platovonconsulting.com


not later than 24 hours after receiving this letter. This will enable you to collect your business ID card on the day of induction.


Upon successful completion of the onboarding exercise, you will be sent a contract of employment document via your brand email (you will be assigned this during induction) and you are expected to return the signed copy not less than 72 hours after receiving the same. If you have any special needs you want to discuss with us prior to the induction, feel free to direct your concern to
fiona.bartley@platovonconsulting.com


We wish you the best of great professional experience as you join the Platovon Consulting team


Yours Sincerely,


Fiona Bartley,
Ag Head, HR Division, Platovon Consulting, UK

Good performance from the lads. Hope Abra sub is not as a result of injury, because we need him to keep that momentum going.




Valencia up next!!!

What exactly is wrong with the signing fee? Renowned Arsenal FC do snap up players for free with no noise from any corner.

Delta State is a Christian state certified and nothing less. Any Muslim who wishes to practices his or her religion should do it within the confines of their room. Thumbs up to the indomitable youths who carried out such selfless service.

Slow and steady the bare truth is being unveiled. SA is a blood sucking nation, who's not only jealous of immigrants successes across board but also suffering from inferiority complex.

So why are they mostly targeting Nigerians only? Nigerians must be a special breed from the rest.

May the Lord help you keep the momentum going.

A grown up man licking the ass of his fellow dullard speaks volumes. Why not say PDP were the once speaking through you like a possessed demon speaking through his victim. Rubbish Lia Mohammed!

See how swift the Sultan responded to the alleged destruction of a mosque but slow in speaking about the marauding Herdsmen.

For all the dubious means he employed in amassing the wealth of the masses he still couldn't secure life with it. Anyway, RIP one of the most decorated Africa President in terms of degrees.

The Trump effects. When Trump is busy branding CNN and their cohorts as fake news some persons well busy calling Trump all sort of names... The wind of fake news has finally arrived in Nigeria.

The northerns should enjoy their RUGA it shouldn't come down south.

Illogical fallacies here and there. I'm even flabbergasted as per while Omojuwa is still single or are there scarcity of single ladies in NG.

It's no sin. You can even offer your yourself as a living sacrifice. The Lord alone sees your intent and knows it all.

Sharaap there. APC has no budget for thugs but you guys has budget for bandit, iranu.

Zaha sodomizing United defense since 1703AD.

I'm glad Politicians are getting the message. Just do the right thing and you wouldn't have to worry about being stoned or stripe off.

Ajala the traveler. Another opportunity to waste tax payers money on another fruitless journey.

Why would they regret for fighting a good cause? I applaud what Ipob did with all sincerity and honesty. If only other regions will take a cue from this it will send a clear message to these politicians to do the right thing in naija with the knowledge that Nigerians in diaspora are watching.

Ekweramadu should come and eat the yam he was deprived of in Germany here.

This is a good precedence set by the Ipob group. Nigeria leaders will begin to thread carefully when outside the shores.

Kizyte:
WARRI PROVERBS

1. Na person wey never see problem dey use English dey pray.

2. Book wey no gree enter head go enta exam hall

3. Dem dey eat yam for Germany?

4.who naked no dey chuck hand for pocket...!

5. wetin concern dog wit family planning?..

6.Na determination dey make Okada overtake trailer for road.

7. This one good, this one good na em mad man take dey gather plenty load.

8.Pikin wey go strong go strong.... No be say until dem name am Samson.

9.Na over confidence make February no complete.

10. Do you know who I am? Do you know who I am?..Naso hold up take dey start.

11.Head wey no wan think go carry load..

12. Hand wey stay long for pocket, know say nothing de that pocket.

13. Forget Trust, if trust dey, Water nor for boil Fish.

16.No matter how lizard do press-up reach, e no fit get muscle pass crocodile.

17. E de clear pimple, e de clear pimple na so bleaching de start.

18. Feel at home, feel at home na eim dae make visitor spoil remote

19. Escort me, escort me naso slave trade take start.

20. It's a small world!! No mean say you fit trek from Naija go London.

21. Christianity is free, but you must buy Bible

22. Person nor dey use shame chop winch o

23.Make I chop this guy money, Make I Chop this guy money. Na so ashawo take start oh.

24. You no need spoon and cutlery to chop slap.

25. Jollof Rice wey dey for bottom of pot 2day go dey for top of cooler 2moro.

26. The patient dog, na hungry go kill am.

27. Na I go do am later na e make fowl no fly like other birds.

28. No food for lazy man no be for pesin wey em mama get restaurants.

29. Who dey hold landlord rentage no dey fry stew way curry dey.

30. Goat wen get mind follow lion go catch fish, make e know say weda dem catch fish or not, Lion food don set oh

31. I am covered by the blood of JESUS E no mean say make u no lock door sleep oooh

Confirmation matter.

Those joining cult and the ones there already should be subjected to psychological test. They're not the right frame of mind when they took the oath.

Holy communion is a food for the soul and not a food for the body. It enriches the soul and not the body. The communion is taken when you're in the state of grace, and doesn't matter if you took it in the morning or at night.

This tire me gaaa... We're not only stupidly religious but sentimental as well.

Determination coupled with grace. Oluwa let this kind of favour enmeshed me oh Lord.

Good day guys. Please, has anyone taken the Harrybaker Institute Aptitude test? What are the likely questions if any.

The LI must be Kadiri at Odeda LGA. Being overly religious doesn't make more righteous and heavenly minded.