Maket:


Are you banky W?
Love your comment.

We may be heading into a full shit hole after the next election.

If PDP accidentally emerged, their main target will be to return back all seized public asset from their members back to them.

I can't imagine how the economy will be like when they open the boarders to compensate their members through rice importation.

It will be real doom for these who have invested on farms.

Of all the things happening, na rice dey bother you.

baby chinco....so cute

They should move this test to Saturday Abeg.

Emotan hostel will not kill someone with their everyday wahala. Every kind of people in one hostel.

I blame my mother for not aborting me, just imagine? Free ticket. Let's start preaching this good news to people if they really love their children. Eh-en What is the age limit again?

This is the beginning of your conversion, the sooner, the better. Very soon you will see that the bible is a load of crap, keep reading.

If you guys believe this story lies...

You pack your family with you for community assignment, it was fulani herdsman and his cow milk dung that saved you.

NIGERIA which way?!

even cameraman self...kai!

opribo:


So you are saying that you are the one who determines when you sleep and when you wake up right?
When you go to bed and lay down to sleep, are you thr one that determines thr minute or seconds that sleep takes over you or you just lay dowm and wait for it to come.

The samething in waking up, are you sayimg that you are the one who wakes yourself up at a particular time. I'm not talking of setting your alarm on.
No you have no control over it, you just find yourself back into reality after forgetting everything you own in your sleep.

Unfortunately, you still did not address the issues rather you went the usial way og others by shouting science yet you and i know that science has its own limitations.

When you hit brake in your car are you the one that determines the exact second it stops? So it is God that determines when you sleep abi? If they inject tranquilizer into someone, the sleep is immediate, if I give you one dirty slap while you're asleep, the wake is immediate.

Even death these days is hardly a mystery, doctors can tell you the exact day you will die when you're diagnosed with some ailments, they can also prolong how long you will live.

All these your mystery talk is story for the gullibles.

opribo:
As far as i am concerned, for the mere fact that human beings have no control over life and death itself, ordinary MH17 disappearance is still a mystery upon all the technological know how, all we get are speculations and assumptions no hard concrete facts. As we know today, no science has been able to explain the mystery of sleeping and waking up. There just too many unanswered mysteries that science has waved aside due to their level of knowledge. Till today science has not been able to tell us what gives the Sun its power neither have they unravelled what lies beneath the Sun.

I feel safe to allign with the group that believes the world would end some day.

Abeg, what is mysterious in sleeping and waking up? Is your body not made up of cells that work and get tired? Are your actions not controlled by your mind? I can decide not to sleep for three days although I may get tired. I can also decide to sleep right now because I believe I need it, and programmed my mind to do so. Some people have not slept for days, it's an illness. Is hunger and thirst also a mystery?
Pick up a science text book.

nuattitude74:


Lol. You're truly very silly.

Okay Sir.

nuattitude74:


Lol.

"Cutlass was as blunt as Bamboo". I must have been a retard if I could not tell a sharp cutlass from another at the age of 18.

Then again, allow someone have a swipe at you viciously even with a machete "as blunt as Bamboo" and let's see if your blood won't spill.

I'm sharing an experience that happened right before my very eyes and you're saying I was fooled. A savage machete blow struck with force !

So I should go and bring that my "bros" to you so you can use a razor blade on him before you're convinced ? I would have said you were silly but I won't, even though you are.

You said your brother was in pain when he was hit that it left a mark on his body. The jazz was only to prevent blood spilling abi?
Use your head.

nuattitude74:



I don't know about bullet proof charms but I've witnessed "Cutlass or Machete proof" jazz. I was in senior secondary school then and I followed one of my big "bros" in the neighbourhood who was in the University to the house of a native doctor. He told me that he was going there to procure charms which could protection him against knife stabs or machete cuts. So, we went.

On getting there, it was the son of the native doctor that carried out the procedure. I stood by and watched as he made some incisions with a razor blade on my big bros chest and back. He then rubbed some powder stuff on the spots where he made the incisions, more or less mixing it with blood seeping out from the spots and rubbing it in.

Next, he started to talk to my bros about the things that could render the charms impotent. Amongst other things, he said that my bros should take care not to pass under a line where washed clothes are hung to dry. As he was talking, suddenly, somebody just emerged from another room and struck my bros twice with a Cutlass! First on the back, and as he swung the second below, aiming for the head, my bros put his arms up to shield his head and the cutlass hit him on his foream. This happened right before me ! The cutlass blows were savage and unexpected, and my bros was screaming in pain. But guess what ? They were just testing the efficacy of the juju and there was no injury on my bros, despite the really savage machete blows, just a mark that looked like that from a cane stroke.

As I said before, this thing happened right before my very eyes. I believed in the potency of juju there from. As we walked back home that day, my bros told me that those boys also did bullet-proof charms that worked for people.

O ga o! They are testing efficacy in the same place the charm was prepared. Don't be fooled nigga, that cutlass was as blunt as bamboo. Let me use razor blade on your brother, bring him.

kalu61:
This make you post and ideology stupid. Check of the offa robbery and see a man captured by cctv disappeared

No be only disappear. Remain foolish.

The day I stopped believing in spiritual nonsense was after the illuminati craze. All of those conspiracy theories were indeed rubbish, third world order, mk ultra, baphomet, chips talk, hand signs, all rubbish!

All you need to do is tell a lie and have the world believe it. To this day people cannot still see the miracles that TB Joshua, Oyakhilomen and the likes of them perform are merely performance.

Religion has eaten too deep into this world that the only way people can proof there is good is to point out the bad.

Christianity is toxic. it is the main perpetuator of this evil act. Imagine people saying rituals work because they believe in God, therefore they believe in Satan and that he can turn human parts to money. They have not asked themselves why they haven't seen houses or cars that appear and disappear or fly. it's only money that you can hide inside pocket. They've put bible in place of their brains. it's sad really.

DuchessLily:
U be mumu ooo. U are wrong in so many ways.. 1. With all these killings and rituals going on everywhere u went to visit a total stranger in a place u have never been to b4.
2. U even went without money!! Money to feed and transport back to base (Wait! Where are u based sef??) Abuja !!!!��
3. U no even WOKE sef, for u to think that u are in Lagos, when in ogun. How can u travel to another place as an adult that u already are and think its lagos? na private jet/car take u there? From where u were coming which bus destination did u enter Wherever it is u reside, if u go to motor park and say its Lagos u are going to, na Lagos bus, u go enter. Abeg u need sense ooo, if not u go eat that yam there tire and the guy go use u do money, since he is poor or u go just stay there dey born twins dey go, courtesy of too much yam in ur system. Mtsswweee.
Happy new yam festival eehh... No be only #SafeContain, capital mumu

Where my uncle stays in Lagos, if you cross road you are in Ogun state. it's close to Ojodu berger. She definitely boarded a bus to Lagos and then to where she was going.

dazzlingd:

Of course it is so obvious the story was well baked.

She still have issues that her husband spent money on his dad...just imagine how evil women can be, so he shouldn't treat his dying father?

2. She went behind to use her name alone for the house they both built together meaning she already had the motive things may go wrong and a day like this will come.... She's betrayed her husband's trust, she's a traitor and a pessimist. Wicked world.

3. They had some misunderstandings,....it was obvious she was hiding some facts here, biko madam should tell us what misunderstanding they had and what caused it... Well she knew she was guilty so she made no mention of that. Worst of all she had to remind him the house belong to her alone! Betrayal!!!!!

4. She knows she was wrong all along then in the concluding part of her baked story she said and I quote "he is a good man".... No woman, you don't deserve such a good man, you can have the big house to yourself all alone and let the man move on and marry a new wife that will make him happy.

But my advise sha, you can still make things up and learn from the past and if not life's too short mhen... Move on.

She. She. She. She. She. Abeg let us hear word.

GreatEngineer:

In your judgement I am blind.

Let me tell you if you don't know, that woman is selfish from the beginning, what stop her from putting Mr. And Mrs ABC on the property documents when she was building the house. If she wanted the house all by herself, why didn't she tell the husband when he was contributing to build the house no matter how small the contribution was.

I am building a house right now and I put Mr And Mrs, even though am the only one Building it. So will you say I have no sense in doing this.

You will say he used his own share to treat his father, so he should be allowed the poor man that cater for him to die.
He build house for the parents with the remaining balance, what is wrong with that.
Does that justify why the wife should put the property on her name alone?

Selfishness is what is destroying this country.

Your brain is under your feet. Blaming the woman only, when the man is to blame. A sensible man will not even split the money in half. The wife's share is what she used to build HER OWN HOUSE. I see that you can kiss gutter trash when you're jobless. The woman even brought the idea of doing the business, maybe you should ask her instead.

GreatEngineer:
@ExtraExtra,

First of all can I know the kind of business that you and your wife ventured into that fetch you guys that huge profits. I need such business please.

Secondly you are a very good man with an open heart.

You know why I said so?

Because you never even bother to ask for the documents of the house you are living in all this years. If it was some men, immediately they return from the trip, the will ask for the property documents.

Is ur wife from a polygamy home? If yes, that is the source of her problem.

Try and settle everything with her so far you both can leave together with your children. I like the way you show her that you are angry but, try and settle fast becoming things get out of hand.

You are blind and hungry. Did you not read where they both said it was the woman that built the house with her money? So she should put it in his name? What insolent right does he have to dare utter that statement 'leave my house'?

Kai I just dey vex! Oga you are wicked and you reek hypocrisy. Some men like you will defend you but they are just as arrogant. The woman's story need not extra detail. You cannot throw her out of her own house, it's her land, it's her property, throw yourself out. Shameless.

donkaz2:
How I wish I know this doctor.... My sister is 24 now and she does not menstuate now in 300 level... We have visited many hospital with different prescriptions and drugs but all prove abortive as at February 2p18 when I discuss with her concerning the issue she as given up hope and bliv only when she get married and conceive or otherwise can she get worried or relax. But now she is. Still a virgin but with a boyfriend ready to stay till after marriage...... After 400level things

What is this issue with mensuration? So long as she is fertile, she need not worry. A lot of women do not mensurate, some for just a day or less, yet they give birth to healthy babies. In fact it's cost and worry effective.

almajiri101:

How much is $547 million now... Do your calculation and get back to me.

197 billion naira. Blame buhari, not the dollar.

almajiri101:
Can you pls provide me a link to total breakdown of 2015 election expenses?

2015 election was the most expensive election ever to be held on the African continent.

https://www.google.com/url?q=https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigerian_general_election,_2015&sa=U&ved=2ahUKEwiGlMWFwq3cAhWOJlAKHT2UBnEQFjAJegQICRAB&usg=AOvVaw1Ocb_ehz-lnDMXeT5ysIC1


Gej spent $547 million to conduct 2015 election. Get your fact right.

https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/02/2015-election-cost-n1-trillion-inec/&sa=U&ved=2ahUKEwjo98PQxa3cAhWS-KQKHa4DD4QQFjACegQIAxAB&usg=AOvVaw0AuAgR_LjlwUWcfcMD8pbg

In 2015, $547 million was equivalent to 93 billion naira. Seems you've gotten too comfortable with the change buhari brought, you can't remember anymore how it used to be.

So uhm, I took test 2...

WTF?! I mean come on, to read the whole of that test alone will take you over 20 minutes, talk more understanding it, and then answering it.

Some questions were so verbose they had to make the fonts tiny and illegible. I just skipped the insanity and made random guesses.

This test would have made sense if it was directed to candidates seeking English Language professorship.

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These people brighten up my inside
Emmanuel Macron, I've had a crush on him since forever
Kolinda grabar- the Croatian president, Wow what can I say
Modric, this guy is Unbelievable, his stance, his leadership,...
Griezmann, I love him. His gait, his stare is piercing,...
De Bruyne, he warms my heart, he is my best player.

My favorite moment of this tournament was the award presentation, those hugs, permit me to cry...

I loved the little flirting between the presidents too, they are the cutest ever!

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