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PropertiesRe: People Run While A Building Collapses (video) by RockhouseCafe: 10:46am On Nov 08, 2021
Kajaard:
I tire for the guy O cheesy

Too many comedians in this forum. Just imagine? He says they should have used their hands to hold the building to prevent it from collapsing, na wah undecided
grin grin grin
PropertiesRe: People Run While A Building Collapses (video) by RockhouseCafe: 10:35am On Nov 08, 2021
Lovenorth:
See wickedness, they were busy filming the building Instead of holding and prevent it from collapse
Bros, did you just say hold and prevent? shocked undecided undecided grin grin wink huh huh
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Doesn't Know I Have Mental Issues by RockhouseCafe: 9:53am On Nov 08, 2021
Pray, tell where else?


stankezzy:
[It is a lie , no be only for yaba they de treat madness quote author=RockhouseCafe post=107427934]

Gush!

Please stay off this thread, not meant for you.

Mental health issues can only be treated in one place and one place alone: Yaba psychiatric hospital, that is if he stays in lagos
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Doesn't Know I Have Mental Issues by RockhouseCafe: 9:33am On Nov 08, 2021
King2305:
No mental issue is curable, you can only manage it..
Really?

Which school did you go to? Oga, this is a myth passed on to us by our parents. Please don't pass on such false hood to your children. A simple google search with help.

This is 2021 not 1980!
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Doesn't Know I Have Mental Issues by RockhouseCafe: 9:25am On Nov 08, 2021
Agoziewin:
Try Dunamis Healing and Deliverance services Every Tuesday.
Gush!

Please stay off this thread, not meant for you.

Mental health issues can only be treated in one place and one place alone: Yaba psychiatric hospital, that is if he stays in lagos
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Doesn't Know I Have Mental Issues by RockhouseCafe: 9:17am On Nov 08, 2021
Badguy77:
Its better you dont tell her and if she hears form somewhere else, deny it cos she has never seen you portray any element of insanity before...Cos if u tell her and she continue with you, be adviced that women are women.They dont change, she will still use it against you in future...If you laugh too much she will say you have started, if you frown she will say you have started, if you are silent, she will say you have started.
True that!!!

Women will always use such things against you when you have issues.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Doesn't Know I Have Mental Issues by RockhouseCafe: 9:00am On Nov 08, 2021
Virginfeminist:
What did he say wrong there?

When you have mental issues, look for your kind to date abeg, don't go and put unnecessary burden on another person. I once saw a dating app for people with mental issues on playstore. Maybe he can check it out.
Really?

So what about people with cancer, HBP, diabetes...should they also look for their dating app?

Mental health issues are just like any other health issues: they can be diagnosed, treated or managed.

Its not a death sentence: no need stigmatizing them. Its unfortunate that people who say things like this are actually educated.

Madam, if you go for diagnosis, you probably may come out positive for one mental health issue or the other: BPD, PD, ASAD, MADD, BD, PDD, PTSD, MDD etc
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Doesn't Know I Have Mental Issues by RockhouseCafe: 8:26am On Nov 08, 2021
[quote author=yomi007k post=107423033]Don't mind them. They don't know that many Nigerians have mental issues but it's not yet diagnosed.[/quote

True.

But in Nigeria, we only associate mental health with naked people walking the market picking stuff. We are behind!
FamilyRe: My Husband Thinks I'm A Liar. by RockhouseCafe: 4:14pm On Nov 04, 2021
Kobojunkie:
It accomplished exactly what it was meant to which is obtain me answers. undecided

So, why should I give a flying fk whether someone chooses to react in a sensitive manner to the question or not? That has nothing to do with me or my question. Folks are free to react to whatever they want as they choose... that is not my headache to deal with. undecided
Again, how old are you? I'm done with you. Go off my mention. Cheers
FamilyRe: My Husband Thinks I'm A Liar. by RockhouseCafe: 12:37pm On Nov 04, 2021
Kobojunkie:
So isn't that what questions are for,to ascertain if anything could have indeed happened - this rather than speculating? undecided
True!

But your question came across as rather insensitive and a bit judgemental. It could have accomplished more if rephrased. Cheers
HealthRe: Please Help (mouth Odour) by RockhouseCafe: 11:09am On Nov 03, 2021
Grandmeister:
While growing up our dad always got us this thin metal strip for scraping our tongues. You'd be surprised how much slime that comes out when using it. It cleans the tongue much better than your normal toothbrush. It amuses me that many adults don't know that the main aim for brushing is to clean your tongue. That is where most of the bacteria breed.
True that.

As children we scrap our tongue with chewing stick.
FamilyRe: My Husband Thinks I'm A Liar. by RockhouseCafe: 10:15am On Nov 03, 2021
[quote author=lifenija post=107293049]u no sabi work shey? na teacher dey earn 15k monthly.


idiot, entitled fool with pussy.

he should rob nahh mumu[/quote

How old are you? Grow up!

She said she lost a job and may be looking. In the interim, give advice on how to manage the 4k or even on how to mildly approach the husband for a discussion for some sort of increment, without breaking her home considering that the husband himself could have been undone by this economy.

Are there still above 35 year olds on ND? Gush!!!
FamilyRe: My Husband Thinks I'm A Liar. by RockhouseCafe: 10:05am On Nov 03, 2021
Kobojunkie:
You have two children and you don't have a job or source of income yourself? undecided
Guy grow up!

In this 'recession', anything could have happened. Losing a job, hard time binding a new job, etc

Learn to be a lot more sensitive... Don't make fun out of others' misfortune
HealthRe: Please Help (mouth Odour) by RockhouseCafe: 9:09pm On Nov 02, 2021
Grandmeister:
Are there people who don't scrape their tongues when brushing? Yuck!!
Yes there are?

I know a lady while serving, she goes to the bathroom to brush and bath but returns still with smelly mouth.

Solutions:1) most people don't brush the tongue till those cartarrh-like substances get eliminated. Pls continue till they come out in large amounts, in fact, till little blood is seen.

2) Change your brush after a month. When the brush gets old, accomplishing (1) above is impossible.
RomanceRe: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by RockhouseCafe: 12:42pm On Oct 30, 2021
Fedrick100:
I don’t understand,Explain please
Because I don’t wear those loose boxers
Briefs suffocate your man, and the heat can render them less fertile. Lose boxers allow your man to breath. Passage of air to essential for your man's fertility.

My lay man's opinion
CelebritiesRe: Popular Mr Spells Back To The Street! Management Used And Dumped Him! by RockhouseCafe:
DaInferno:
erase that sense of entitlement. Even the Bible frowned at the two workers; one was given money by the king and he kept it without doing anything. The other was given the same amount by the king and he doubled it via businesses. You can as well guess who the king was happy with.

Now a few people- olajumoke and the others, in the past have been given the opportunity he was also given. They did something with it and today are everywhere in the media doing positive things. I will have to just stop here as I may take this personal and strt entering bish

...But that is just it!
Sense of entitlement?

For someone with 'special needs'? Sir, do you know the meaning of special needs. Google is your friend.
PoliticsRe: US Asks Nigeria To Restrict Super Tucano To North by RockhouseCafe: 11:10am On Oct 23, 2021
tsdarkside:
you biafrans are crazy....you think amelika cares....??

even sef,how they wan control were the tucanos are used....
Control?

You will buy maintenance parts from them or your Tucano will be grounded in no time
CrimeRe: "A Police Officer Fondled My Genitals While Searching Me For Drug, Gun" by RockhouseCafe: 3:56pm On Oct 20, 2021
Eriokanmi:
I get plenti proof. 2 of my slassmates easily came to mind...only deliverance is the panacea.
Its a no brainer to bring deliverance to an academic discussion.

That's by the way.

PROVE: to demonstrate the truth or existence of (something) by evidence or argument. Source: (google)

Now tell me, do you think dropping the names of two of your class mates is prove that children of police never prosper?

I can also drop two names of my class mates whose parents were police (evil as they come), who are doing extremely well. Bad people live the longest.

And since you brought deliverance into this discussion, even the bible allude to this when it said that you should not envy the prosperity of the wicked. So the wicked, police inclusive, will prosper.
SportsGoal.com: Nigerian Contributors Too Academic by RockhouseCafe(op): 3:20pm On Oct 20, 2021
As a form of relaxation, l, like many others read a lot of articles on goal.com and more so after a beautiful football match like Liverpool vs Atletico yesterday. In fact, a brilliant game for me doesn't end after 90 minutes until l have digested an article or two to match.

A good example is this well written piece: 'Liverpool silence Someone as Atletico edged out in crash champions league thriller'.-- Niel Jones (still on front page). https://www.goal.com/en/news/liverpool-silence-simeone-atletico-crazy-champions-league/4msrj3bxthyk175qmcwtbhuvy.

Another one that comes to mind is a follow-up article to the 4-0 Liverpool come back against Barca.

They usually make a good read and l would often pause several times to chuckle and even re-read some lines in admiration.

However, l have noticed that the many Nigerian contributors, as intelligent and as witty as they come, have one annoying thing in common-- they write like its a PhD thesis. Such that when ever I'm reading an article and come across a difficult word l need to look up, l simply scroll back up to check the writer's name. Its always Shina Oludare, Solace Chukwu...etc

At times, the sentence structure is too complex that l will re-read severally to understand what point they are trying to make. For God's sake, its sports: its entertainment, not academic work. On the flip side read those by Mark Doyle, Neil Jones, Peter Stanton...etc and see the simplicity. They've got a relaxing fill-good nature.

Am I the only one to have noticed this?
www.goal.com/en/news/liverpool-silence-simeone-atletico-crazy-champions-league/4msrj3bxthyk175qmcwtbhuvy

Moderators, kindly move this to front page.

A certain Sosa posted this in the comment session: 'I did not watch the match but I have to commend the brilliant article from Neil Jones.
Mini blogging is on the rise but nothing still beat an entertaining elaborate article'--Sosa
HealthRe: The Menace Of Quack Nurses, My Experience by RockhouseCafe:
seborrhic:
Na so!
So the nurse should have waited for a convulsing child to be given rice and plantain or even mineral first before she does anything or would have rather given him a tablet rather than an injection?
You have crucified an innocent person with your ignorance.
[b]Besides that,I bet you it's the mum or parents that were telling the accused to give the child an "injection first to stop the convulsion".[/b]The child died,inspite whatever the woman gave.
She is just the unfortunate victim of an unfortunate child circumstances because assuming she didn't do anything or delayed,they would have also blamed his death on the inaction or delayed action.
She did something and she still gets blamed!
Well l may be ignorant, as you chose to put. I am not into medics, however, I know doctors are wary of giving injection for convulsion. When my kid convulsed, the doctors at general hospital were reluctant to inject, the queried repeatedly to be absolutely sure we knew what we were saying. Something that l didn't see in anty nurse's instance.

You shot yourself on the foot with the bolded. Isn't that enough reason to deal with a professional who is trained to do the right thing and not buckle under pressure from loved ones. Loved ones in hysteria will always ask you to do this or that: that's where a doctor's training for best practices come in.

I believe things would have turned out differently had the woman heed our advice to take the boy to general hospital instead of wasting precious time waiting for anty nurse.

Are you in any way suggesting that 'anty nurse' should be preferred as opposed to seeing a qualified doc?
InvestmentRe: Bamise Ajetunmobi & Wife Elizabeth Accused Of Fleeing With ₦22Bn Investors Money by RockhouseCafe: 5:08pm On Oct 18, 2021
BreakingNews21:
Do you truly hate your black skin(race) or are you of another race?
Thank you bros. Ignorance everywhere!
InvestmentRe: Bamise Ajetunmobi & Wife Elizabeth Accused Of Fleeing With ₦22Bn Investors Money by RockhouseCafe: 5:05pm On Oct 18, 2021
SmartPolician:
Every Nigerian, irrespective of his/her tribe, is presumed a criminal until proven otherwise grin

To date, I don't understand how White people manage huge sums of people's money (hedge funds) and not run away with it. The black has a fundamental problem.
Oga stop this your inferiority complex. Google "American Greed". Its a tv program that shows whites bailing with investors' funds. At $50m, Bamise dey learn work! Many of them even buy yatch with people's live saving.

Ignorance is Bliss
HealthRe: COVID-19 Vaccines Side Effects: Lagos Residents Share Their Experiences by RockhouseCafe: 4:59pm On Oct 17, 2021
HBB1:
Your tirade is just emotional at best.

Please be better informed or think things through.

I am not in Nigeria by the way.

...and where did you here that the Queen wanted to kill her daughter-in-law?

Christ!
HBB1:
You realise oral contraceptives are more likely to cause clots than the Astrazeneca vaccine?

Millions of people have taken it and you have counted a handful of deaths.

Though unfortunate, it is inevitable.

No drug is a 100 percent safe.
Every one of them has potential side effects.
Bros e choke abi?

These are the kind of reasoning l have all around me since l took my first jab. My friend in Australia took Pfizer but the wife got Astrazenica.

And they say such thing with boldness and finality of tone
CrimeRe: "A Police Officer Fondled My Genitals While Searching Me For Drug, Gun" by RockhouseCafe: 4:30pm On Oct 17, 2021
Eriokanmi:
QUOTE OF THE DAY
False...not proven. This is defeatism, like "leaving it in the hands of God."

Superstition.
CrimeRe: "A Police Officer Fondled My Genitals While Searching Me For Drug, Gun" by RockhouseCafe: 4:22pm On Oct 17, 2021
Iyaebe:
Police men are everything bad hence the reason their children hardly progress in life.
Superstition... Not proven true
HealthRe: The Menace Of Quack Nurses, My Experience by RockhouseCafe: 5:07pm On Oct 16, 2021
Just last Sunday, a neighborhood lost a grandson to quack nurse.

The boy had convulsion apparently due to unattended high fiver, hadn't eaten nada. Aunty Nurse arrived and gave injection on an empty stomach and the boy died in less than 10 mins.
FamilyRe: I Told My Wife Not To Kiss My 6-Month-Old Son On The Mouth: Am I Wrong? by RockhouseCafe: 4:11pm On Sep 29, 2021
Officialgarri:
You speak like one who is married to a full time house wife who contributes nothing to the house other than cook, sex and take care of the baby.

I mean, what do you mean by "my son" as though the child belongs to you alone while she's only there to breast feed him and nothing more...
So full time house wife contributes nothings? huh

Do you know how much day care pays in Australia/Canada/USA? Taking care of children, cooking and house cleaning is more stressful than most jobs men do and l am a man.

Disabuse your mind!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Experience With The Wife Of A Major In The Nigerian Army by RockhouseCafe: 2:21pm On Sep 26, 2021
[quote author=decub post=106187634]Fiction or real, you are a good writer. [/quote

Agree
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Experience With The Wife Of A Major In The Nigerian Army by RockhouseCafe: 2:19pm On Sep 26, 2021
Firstorderwizard:
This may sound like fiction but I can relate.
I came across one whose husband is super rich I repeat super rich and She owns a supermarket (via the husband).
However she can speak but can't write.
But in terms of beauty she's 10/10.
Same here. I know a deplomat serving in one of our embassy in a francophones west African country whose wife 10/10 beauty wise with enough front and back but can't read nor write. She manages to speak though.
PoliticsRe: Pay Pentecost Tax – Osinbajo Advises Preachers by RockhouseCafe: 10:20am On Sep 18, 2021
Covidodo:
Are you dyslexic ?? grin
Please desist from making comments like this. It would appear that you are making fun of people with dyslexia even when unintended.

Remember they are just humans like us who happen to have a medical condition. It comes across as insensitive.
PhonesRe: How To Frustrate A Scammer by RockhouseCafe: 8:55am On Sep 17, 2021
Laugh kill want me...swear l grin grin

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