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shamecurls:
When u listen to good music with powerful content, you just feel like sending our overrated "Noise" producers to jail.

"good music with powerful contents"reminds me of alesia cara.

laudate:
75 kobo. It was less than 1 naira. Or didn't you grow up to see them using coins as a means of legal tender?

I for say o, whether if u drink d lipton u no go thirst again.

I haven't sat down to watch this big brother naija one day,but I know almost all their names; all thanks to nairaland which carries every bit of its news,even more than the dstv and Go tv airing the show.......nairaland mods I hail thee.

FriendChoice:
To my own knowledge Trinity is 3 god in one God.


1 + 1 + 1 = 1

which is mathematically false

1 + 1 + 1 = 3

that's to your own knowledge; I was made to understand that the trinity is GOd the father,the son and the holy spirit. As christians we are made to understand that we are in the era of the holy spirit.

FriendChoice:
To my own knowledge Trinity is 3 god in one God.


1 + 1 + 1 = 1

which is mathematically false

1 + 1 + 1 = 3

that's to your own knowledge; I was made to understand that the trinity is GOd the father,the son and the holy spirit. As christians we are made to understand that we are in the era of the holy spirit.

FriendChoice:
To my own knowledge Trinity is 3 god in one God.


1 + 1 + 1 = 1

which is mathematically false

1 + 1 + 1 = 3

that's to your own knowledge; I was made to understand that the trinity is GOd the father,the son and the holy spirit. As christians we are made to understand that we are in the era of the holy spirit.

GENESIS 1:26 "and God said, let us make man in our own image and after our likeness" am not a good practising christian though.

LarrySun:
Wow! Link, please!

just log in to union bank website or bella naija,am not a participant

mccoy47:
u can imagine the sheer stupìdty coming from a minister's mouth

and we all thought only sport minister dalung was senseless

FriendChoice:
Who is god?
Jesus

Is Jesus the son of Mary?
Yes

Who created Mary?
God.

Who is God?
Jesus

Jesus is the begotten son.
Yes

Who is his father?
God.

Who is God?
Jesus.

Jesus is a servant of God?
Yes

Who is God?
Jesus.

Jesus died on the cross?
Yes

Who resurrected him?
God.

Who is God?
Jesus

Jesus is a messenger?
Yes

Who sent him?
God.

Who is God?
Jesus.

Did Jesus worship while on earth? Yes

Whom did he worship?
God.

Who is God?
Jesus.

Did God have a beginning?
No....

Then who was born on 25 DEC?Jesus.

Who is God?
Jesus.

Where's God?
In heaven

How many are there in heaven?Only one God.

Where's Jesus?
He is sitted on the right hand of his father.

Who is God?
Jesus.

Then how many are they in heaven?
Only one God

Then how many seats?
One

Where's Jesus?
Seated next to God.

Then how are they seated?
On one chair

Its only understood by those with the holy spirit.

Who is God?
Jesus.

Hahaha what a confusion. So beautiful to be a Muslim, Allah (SWT) have mercy on us all and grant us His straight path for us not to go astray

as a muslim,I will give you kudos for digging this out whether from the bible or any other source; do you know what the trinity is?I bet u don't and I don't either, Its a mystery.

Explorers:
Vintage Lipton Ad sold for 75k, 1980.

lipton for 75k,

LarrySun:
No, I'm not. I don't know what that is.

it is an online contest which was possible through union bank's initiative, its all about who puts up the best write ups or narrative stories like this;contestants write ups are appraised and evaluated,and the best writer is awarded a cash sum of a 100 thousand naira.

Khaynet:
What exactly are they killing for?

have been asking myself exactly this question what is the main aim of all this killings

LarrySun:
Lol! I feel for the guy. I had a similar experience when I attended one Igbo naming ceremony. Wait, what am I talking about? It's a worse experience! Not similar in the least!

I had just moved down to Ikorodu from Sango August last year. I was alone quietly at work when my old secondary school friend, Ibrahim, called me (only God knows how he got my number) and told me that Chimezie, our landlord's fourth son would be having the naming ceremony of his first child the following day. The silly Ibrahim sugar-coated everything, saying Chimezie was now very wealthy and the ceremony would be the talk of the town for two big cows had already been killed and more cows had boarded a bus from abattoir. I was so excited. My excitement trebled when Ndubuisi, the immediate elder brother of the new father, asked me which kind of 'olosho' should be kept for me.

I was breathing hard as I pictured the adventure I would have. For the first time in my life, I would be serviced by call-g*rls. I screamed at the top of my voice that two ladies with big endowments should be reserved for me. I was already seeing myself in paradise as I imagined a hot party that awaited me.

The next day, I took a false leave from work and jumped in the next available bus leaving Ikorodu for Oshodi; and from Oshodi, I took another one to Ijaye, my old area. I was so excited. I wished I could just fly. I eventually arrived at the venue at around 4pm. The first thing that caught me as strange was the fact that I saw just two canopies. Two canopies! I had thought the whole street would be filled with tents, considering the wealth of someone who had just returned from Dubai for his child's naming ceremony. The guests were not more than sixty or sixty-one. Fear gripped my heart. I searched around for any evidence of cows, there was nothing like that. I almost searched the toilets, but something told me they would not keep cows in the toilets. What if the guests wanted to take a leak?

I was overcome with fear. I decided to seek out the idiot who called me and fed me different stories. I was sure he would explain better what was going on. I found him under a plantain tree smoking weed and drinking something that had been mixed with Codeine or Gamalin 20, I don't know. Ibrahim was as stoned as the biblical Stephen. He was not in the right state of mind to tell me what had happened to the cows. Hell, I gave up on him when he started calling me Adekunle Gold.

I decided that the next course of action was to find Chimezie and his brother. I eventually saw the brother. He was so excited to see me. He hugged me tight, introduced me to his friends, then he proceeded to tax me. What the hell? I was hearing 'at all at all na him bad'. He was urging me to drop something for the boys. The 'boys' he was referring to were men in their late forties. I had to drop about a thousand naira before the 'boys' released me. They were ready to beat the country's recession out of me.

I managed to take Ndubuisi aside and asked him about the two 'oloshos' he had reserved for me. He looked at me for what seemed like eternity, as if I had asked the world's most ridiculous question. Then he started preaching to me to give my life to Christ. Yes, Ndubuisi, Ndubuisi of all people, told me to give my life to Christ. For a moment, I wondered if one witch from my mother's village had carved out an effigy of me and was now defecating on it. What had I dragged myself into?

I decided to go and seat among the rest of the frustrated guests, hoping that we would be served. We were served quite alright...with toothpicks. I collected my own stick of toothpick with the expectation that food would be arriving soon. It didn't take long before the 'menu-menu' arrived, just four hours' time. I couldn’t even find my toothpick anymore, and while the other guests were being served some miserable plates of rice whose meat had to be seen with the aid of a microscope, one evil spirit was causing the servers to serve everyone around me minus me. One even had the guts to give me a plate of food to pass to the person sitting behind me. I wanted to keep the food for myself but on seeing the angry face of the gentlehulk behind me, I calmly performed my civic duty. I had no choice but to be my brother's keeper.

I was still waiting for my food about an hour later when everyone had left and the plates were washed. I admit, I shed tears. As I went back to Ikorodu that night, I made a vow that I would revenge. The baby was a girl. I vowed that in the next twenty years when the girl would be getting married, I would attend and reveal to everyone how I had been maltreated during the bride's naming ceremony.

Obviously, revenge isn't a virtue, because two days after that event, I was robbed of my phone and money in Oshodi.

what you experienced that day is far worst than the OP's; sorry if I may ask,are u In anyway a participant of the #UnionBank100Bellanaija contest?

Dreamwaker:
The guy with the tattoos is a real OG. Look at the bullets and stabbings scars.

and that ass

Dreamwaker:
The guy with the tattoos is a real OG. Look at the bullets and stabbings scars.

and that ass

Nigeria is a large market for foreign investors,and these foreign companies
in turn creates job opportunities for the unemployed in the country. Either ways,both countries could be dealt with a big blow if this threats by NANS is taking into effect.

creamylicious:
v
choi! my sis house is on fire ... so my aunt sent a hundred thousand to my sis who just birthed a kid... the husband is dragging dis money seriously up to d point that popsi had to go visit this night ... i am planning to report him to security agencies cos this attitude poses a security threat . wat do you guys think

I advice you not to panic since your aunty who sent the money is back from libya; so at this stage she should take a positive step by resolving the issue in a family way and not invoving any security agencies,I hope my advice would help

creamylicious:
v
choi! my sis house is on fire ... so my aunt sent a hundred thousand to my sis who just birthed a kid... the husband is dragging dis money seriously up to d point that popsi had to go visit this night ... i am planning to report him to security agencies cos this attitude poses a security threat . wat do you guys think

I advice you not to panic since your aunty who sent the money is back from libya; so at this stage she should take a positive step by resolving the issue in a family way and not invoving any security agencies,I hope my advice would help

APCHaram:
Not in a vacuum and zero gravity empty space of Aso rock.
The naira is on its way to Pluto and beyond.
All thanks to that cadavar rotting away in a hospice in London.

what have you now achieved by calling your president a corpse?

This man is a nairalander

So jenifer lopez is older than our first lady

I just wonder how APC will deliver their manifestos come 2019.

hucienda:
Nigeria's problem is too much politicking, zero governance.

Imagine this is 2017 and they're already bragging about 2019.

By 2019, next thing will be 2023. Then by 2023, next thing will be "I will beat you in 2027!" on and on it goes whilst the country lies in ruins.

thank you; the more annoying thing is majority of the masses always find this entertaining.

What bites my ear so hard is this tackling of corruption in which this administration always come up with .

baski92:
When I see naira rate against dollar I been think say 100naira to 1 dollar, I no say Na 510 naira to 1 dollar. How e take rate TRASH#

what's this one saying

Happy birthday lalastic 'o' lala,wishing you long life and prosperity.

I wish her speedy recovery; but why the man hand come rest for her breast now

Diego costa is the highest paid chelsea player right now after signing a new deal worth £220k a week

A party that can't manage itself wants to manage a nation's economy.

kinibigdeal:
But who can the igbo present? I guess not Rochas

maybe T.A orji

kinibigdeal:
But who can the igbo present? I guess not Rochas

maybe T.A orji

chordrylateral:
What a man can do woman can.........

woman fit stand piss,talk more of doing it better

chordrylateral:
What a man can do woman can.........

woman fit stand piss,talk more of doing it better

OP stop giving that old man headache

OP with this write up of yours,you are certainly the man of the year......lemme quickly stop here before both parties arrive.

OP you are giving that old man headache I swear.

Why only auchi poly on strike, other polytechnics have resumed academic activities.

You are sir,and a money launderer.