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Now that the president is back, osibanjo as returned to Been a mere commission.

Haters be like he ressurected; hope he isn't going back soon

Intellect20:
Something tells me Buhari is dead, as was reported last month! They want Osinbanjo to cement himself as acting president before Buhari is officially declared dead in order to prevent tension, riot and chaos in the country. Part of the plan is to have Osinbanjo travel across all regions of the country to build trust.

that something that told you buhari is dead just played you; if buhari is dead he would have been long buried as islam funeral rites demands.

Buhari looks like a druid

Lai muhammed - the president is not sick,he his strong;he can even run a hundred meters race


Nigerians - he can run 100 meters race,but cannot enter plane and come back home .

This is not just about nigeria,the rest of the world aren't free from your mentioned list

But what's even all this,religion and difference in ethnicity is still a major quagmire in nigeria

Wow,dats d faith that's the spirit

tosyne2much:
Even as a Barca fan, sentiment apart, PSG need some stroke of cane.. What a ridiculous loss!

the lord must be pulling the trigger on me was all I was saying after the 5th goal entered,barcelona deserves a special recognition in the competition;maybe a mini uCL trophy will do.

This match as officially become the greatest football comeback in history

Happy birthday mr president,he looks so presidential....60yrs old man be looking like 55

Dextology:
That moment you try to spite someone and you end up shooting your self. Go to hell is a farm implement.

go to hell is formally known as sickle

Olusharp:
These might sound ridiculous, but there are countries where citizens are being begged to have sex by the Government.

1. Denmark.

The Danes have such a low fertility rate (around 1.73 children per woman) that a national travel company has come up with a series of bribes to get women to have more kids.


2. Russia.

According to Tech Insider, Russia is experiencing a shitstorm of anti-baby factors. HIV and alcoholism are rife, women aren’t having kids and men are dying young.

It all got so bad that in 2007, the government declared 12 September the official Day of Conception. where people get the day off for making babies.

Women who give birth exactly nine months later – on 12 June, win a fridge.


3. Japan.

We know that Japan is experiencing something of a dry spell. A 2011 survey found that 61% of unmarried men and 49% of women aged 18-34 weren’t in any kind of romantic relationship.

To try and get their young people creating families, scientists came up with Yotaro – a robot baby designed to give people a preview of parenthood. Students at the University of Tsukuba theorised that if young people could see themselves as potential mothers and fathers, they’d be more emotionally ready to settle down.

4. Romania

During communist times, if you weren’t providing future state labourers by having kids, you had to pay instead. There was a 20% income tax for childless couples, and in the 1980s, women were forced to take gynaecological exams to ensure that all pregnancies went to term.

Today, the fertility rate is still rock bottom.


5. Singapore

Singapore has the lowest fertility rate in the world, with just 0.81 children per woman.
They’ve also placed a limit on the number of small one beds available to rent to encourage cohabitation, and the government reportedly spends around $1.6 billion on various programmes to get people to have more sex.giphy

In fact, the government offers cash to people who have more than one child. Parents receive a ‘baby bonus’ of around $4,400 (£2,545) for their first two kids and $5,900 (£3,413) for their third and fourth.

6. South Korea

Offices turn off their lights at 7 pm on the third Wednesday of every month – AKA Family Day. Workers are encouraged to get themselves home so that they can enjoy some lights-out action.


7. India

While the general population of India is thriving, their Parsis community is slowly dwindling. And that’s lead to a number of questionable ads encouraging people to ‘Be responsible – don’t use a condom tonight’.

Other campaigns have shamed men living at home with lines like ‘Isn’t it time you broke up with your mum?’

Brutal but effective – there were just 61,000Parsis living in the country in 2001, and at the last census, there were 69,000.


8. Italy

You wouldn’t think somewhere as passionate as Italy would have a sex drought, but their fertility rate is below the European average.

So, the Italy has started running campaigns to remind Italians that time stands still for no (wo)man.

Lines include: ‘Beauty knows no age, fertility does,’ and ‘Get going! Don’t wait for the stork’.


9. Hong Kong

Inspired by Singapour, Hong Kong started giving out cash to couples to try and encourage them to have kids.

Alas, the plan never quite took off.


10. Spain

https://i1.wp.com/www.icloudupdate.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/Edelmira-Barreira.jpg?fit=800%2C690Minister for Sex appointed in Spain

As employment rates are rising, fertility rates are dropping. Half of young people are out of work. And to combat the trend, the Spanish government have hired a special commissioner to try and reverse them.



Source http://www.trendsng.com/2017/03/10-countries-begging-it-citizens-to.html

spain like Kiss pass sex

If its on front page that the apostle raised the dead,the thread won't cause traffick like this o

I know one of the attributes of a political party is to often criticise the political party in power; but Gov fayose it shouldn't come to this.

thesicilian:
I still maintain no chibok girl was kidnapped.

the FG as already shown us evidence the girls were kidnapped,what's your proof they weren't?

From a mere commisioner to....

Calm down OP.....which religious person bless you this morning

He as already rested

Who died on the cross?
Jesus died on the cross
What died on the cross?
I believe our sins died on the cross.

I believe anybody can resist temptation;it might. Be difficult but possible.

Here we are today still struggling to win the war against insurgency.

What impectus

BeeBeeOoh:
No be small thing, I watched the match. The head collision no be here oh, even me wey dey watch am begin fear sef. Wishing him a quick recovery

I was scared as Bleep; I thought he aready passed on when that young ATM defender was in tears.

voicelez:
few years back it was Ghana must go
now it is Nigeria must go
welcome guys, let's fix the country or die in it

we wanted ghanians out of our country in 1983, you see what goes around comes around

omenkaLives:
Deal with the currency issue and then confront inflation. Some Nigerians appear to be taking undue advantage of the situation. The prices of items, some of which have got absolutely nothing to do with our exchange rate, have been rising astronomically and these guys have found a convenient excuse in the cost of the dollar.

am telling you;I went to buy shaving stick the other day,shaving stick I normally buy for 50 naira, the sales person told me it now sells for 90naira. I was shocked to hear this,when I asked her she simply replied "oga you no know say dollar don rise,na buhari you go ask o" I just shook my head.

Donshegxy10:
though I respect baba so much, I just think the best thing for his health and Nigerians is to resign.
shikenna.
prof osinbajo is working.
Nigeria ti gbera.

the cabal in aso rock won't allow him; the best possibe decison for the president right now is to resign.

pazienza:
The former CBN governor said the visit was
also to consult with Kanu on his agitation for
Biafra and the way forward in liberating and
ensuring development in the South-east and
South-south region.

Good a thing Utomi was there to represent the SS Igbos. This will serve as a warning to Igbophobic people in SS, eyeing parts of Igboland in SS under the banner of "We SS people".

This is the kind of mission Igbo youths expect the likes of Ifeanyi Ubah to be leading, and not senseless talk about preservation of Nigeria. When you stand with your people, you stand with power, and no one can move you, because power would always belong to the people.

ifeanyi ubah is not an ethnic bigot like you;besides do you know what it takes to be a bussiness tycoon?

shamecurls:
When u listen to good music with powerful content, you just feel like sending our overrated "Noise" producers to jail.

"good music with powerful contents"reminds me of alesia cara.

laudate:
75 kobo. It was less than 1 naira. Or didn't you grow up to see them using coins as a means of legal tender?

I for say o, whether if u drink d lipton u no go thirst again.

I haven't sat down to watch this big brother naija one day,but I know almost all their names; all thanks to nairaland which carries every bit of its news,even more than the dstv and Go tv airing the show.......nairaland mods I hail thee.