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singlet and two white handkerchiefs so he can join the atilogwu dancers [/quote]Lolz very funny. When the ladies are dreaming of chocolate and money...

Nice!!! Really brilliant...

safarigirl: M.I is one of those people who has a knack for speaking, plus his many human rights write-ups with the whole ALUU 4 thing.

He's showing Nigerians and Africans as a whole that rap isn't for illiterate, uncultured rascals after all. Good for you Mr. Incredible.

Oh!I wish i can continue to like your post. it high we look forward to learning something good fom these artiste.
10000 likes...

shymexx: Please, beg the Nigerian government to keep this team together and probably add about five young players to the team especially the left back and midfield..

Naija is back!!

With the exception of Yobo abi!

Victor Moses n Emenike. They were both instrumental. But kudos to all who played...

:oOh boy!!! 14 years long oh! if na me ifor don look for another admission oh! Congrats dude

@ OP how many people have you seen on fire sef? Make we forget hell fire talk first. No sane person on fire raises his/her hand. I think you should go and do ur research again.

Haba!!! 5 kids can not share the head of a fish, talk more of 50 adults. It's understandable if they use it to cook d meal but sharing! Na how many bone even dey dat head sef?

Guy u get money pass people wey dey criticize u, why u dey disturb yourself. Bone them na jobless ppl dem be...

DMainMan: u are wrong bros. As a virgin, I can detect if a guy is a virgin or not by adopting the following methods:

1. Physically:

There is physical way to check if a male is a virgin or not. Same as girls virginity can be checked boys virginity can also be checked. The only way is his sex organ i.e his penis.
Penis at the lower part is connected with very thin skin which separates out at the time of its enlargement but the thin attachment remains.
But after male have sex this attachment detaches from penis and now the skin could easily separate out..........
This is how a male virginity could be checked

2. ANATOMICALLY:

it is actually far easier to tell if a guy is a virgin than if a girl is. Virgin guys tend to share a group of physical traits that often prevent them from having sex. The behavioural clues are an even stronger indicator of virginity. With obvious behavioural clues and often a different physical appearance females do not even need this clue to tell if a guy is a virgin.

3. APPEARANCE

Virgin guys tend to have a unique appearance when compared to other males. More importantly though, virgins are universally weak. They have very little muscle mass and are often weaker than females. They can be any size but they are normally skinny or they are fat asses. Most often, they also have very small joysticks.


4. BEHAVIOUR

Male virgins also share a unique pattern of behaviour that is almost universal in all of them. This includes cowardice, femininity, social and sexual ineptness, poor motor coordination, and passivity. You can usually tell a male virgin by seeing what games they play. Some of these games include magic the gathering and Runescape. Most male virgins tend to only be able to talk to women on mmo's as this requires no face to face interaction. They are usually afraid of women and in the rare case that a woman will show interest in them, they will go through great lengths to please them. Although they are often afraid of women, most shrinks agree that male virgins do desire relationships with the opposite sex. They are usually just unable to handle a relationship with a woman because they lack the social and sexual skills to keep her satisfied. As a result, they often resort to childish behaviour in order to keep any woman they do get around. Some of these behaviours include kissing her ass, acting like a woman, being a needy wuss bag, buying her shit, begging women to go out with them, and being sensitive. Unfortunately this usually backfires and the woman will usually leave the virgin nerd for a smooth talking guy

What do u base ur argument on? Where did u gather information from? I tink u jst spoke from experience which can not be generalized. This argument doesn't hold water at all. Please if u don't have anything to do jst pray for us that need more money.
Sorry to quote everything. Tanks

Hilarious! Just can't stop laughing. Love the 1 that Morinho will play himself @ centre back in place of Sagio Ramos against A/madrid and then gives pass to Falcao a dozen times, and later blames d referee ;@ d end of d match

Congratulation to Messi, world best!!!

Why do I have the feeling that she's high

Nice 1 koffi. (Naija Madea)

He should be sue for breach of contract...

Cute! Nice pix

nikkyshyne: There have been many times in 2012 when I may have disturbed you
troubled you
irritated you
bugged you
decievied you
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today I just wanna tell you
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I plan to continue it in 2013.

Really funny!!! Love this

If you are interested in d NYSC scheme, what you should think of first is the service you'll render to people, because the benefit or what you'll get is very little compare to what you will give out. For me, I was more fulfilled adding values to the kids I taught in the village where I served. Like others have said, if you don't intend to remain in this country after service, don't waste your time. But if you look beyond the money or connection, I'll advice you to do it. Hope you'll have an unforgettable experience.

Keleshimashi

Merry christmas guys! (Nairalanders) Ya'll made dis year a memorable 1 for me. Have fun n be gud to others dis season. Luv ya

atuboweke: Lol!! Igbo man blow up plane ...lai lai, imposicant.

Lolzzz! He must eat the fruit of his labor abi? He would rather collect the money and pay an aboki to do the job for him.

jhydebaba: Tell her to shut da fvck up, is she not part of that industry She never mentioned how she helped the man either, so Was she not alive when the man was dying n needs help, why can't she speak up then Why wait till now

I think u need to apologize, moreover saying what she did would be worse as not doing anything. Why would she want to blow her trumpet?

Well thank God he's alive. But why would rumors drive d government to finally make a statement? Its like this is what d ppl in want...

Rooneyboy: So this is a justified reason y he should be a dead man

Pls u guys should leave his private life alone.

I like what you doing, but u can't stop people from talking about the private life of a private 'figure'. Personally I don't care about his private life but I like what he has done in Enugu and I respect him for that. The bottom still remain that people must talk whether u like it or not. I pray he's not dead though...

If Iyanya is the sexiest man alive then baba iyabo is also handsome. Redsheet na wao!!! Una sure say una don cross Odukpani? Smh

Beautiful lady! Thumbs up. For those who say she's not beautiful u can dive into the lagoon to look for 'mamiwata'.

Would love to meet Lalaosky and Idowuogbo. I always look forward to their comment when opening a thread. So funny n naughty...

abifoluwa: does liverpool still has fans?

I wonder oh!!! I'll rather support Arsenal than waste my time with Liverpool. King of draws...

Lovely pix