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Learn to punctuate your work next time, ode. Who gives a fvck whether you marry a Nigerian woman or not?

Did he tell you he was celebrating 4th July or today is a remarkable day to him?

Shameless parasite, why should he give you anything even if today was of any significance to him?

No go get heart attack ontop woman matter o. Toto plenty everywhere abeg. Just bounce the b1tch and move on. The only reason why you're feeling downcasted is coz you love her and you got wind of this coz of the friend who confided you. If she's not with this friend, she could be with some other guy. So what's the point?

Don't know if it's just me but stuff like this don't get to me. Prolly coz I don't fall in-love anymore, just roll with the tides. Guys should learn not to get too attached to any woman and braces themselves up for seismic effect such news brings. That way instances like this don't cause you emotional wreck. Move on, bruva.

Why should anyone tell another to stop having something as pleasurable as sex? They should as well tell them to stop eating and abdicate all their leisure habits.

Anyone who tells me to stop having sex doesn't like my well-being, and has left cracks on our friendship, even as they know the health benefits associated with sex is immeasurable.

Andrewherietha:
plssss vote and support my bro...devilmaycry...#teamdevilmaycry
SAN DOSKI emma lexabl ama uri
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ernesty 20 ronald4 ever Don lino
Young 03

Guy, did you had to create a new handle and pose as a female to sway votes?

Money doesn't guarantee or brings happiness in a relationship/marriage but it ignites romance and adds some extra coruscation in the day-to-day functions of an affair. It also makes solution to these functions easier to achieve.

With money you can bring most women to fall deeply in love with you and it can compensate for other shortcomings one may have.

Religion, the biggest scam in the world.

Happy birthday Eyan Mayweather. Age with grace and God's blessings your way, my G.

Perhaps they aren't ready to commit and get married? Hello, most of the time we're just interested in having a quiet relationship without being reminded about making it official.

Heck, not everyone want to be enslave and get their freedom raped in the name of marriage. And why can't you lots just free us with this constant nudge about marriage?

I know corky will be on this thread.

Please can someone summarise the crap for me? What's the buttlicking, dimwitted püssy-craving troll saying?

LuveU2:
Ive had to call it off with a guy after he tried giving me money immediately past our first date.

Firstly, its cheapening
Secondly, disrespectful and rude
Thirdly, it just shows i made a mistake dating a boy.

Well, as for the Op, sluts would always be sluts and they must live too.

Good, very apt at the embolden. But does it just end on the first date? Don't you think the highlighted applies at all times, first or whatever date?

I know of a couple who were in similar situation some years ago. They dated for years without knowing they're both AS, only to find out when they have both fallen deeply in love. They defied all plea from relatives, friends and well-wishers to call off the affair and went ahead to get married. With the agreement that they would abort any foetus found to be SS.

Been long I heard about them but last I did they'd given birth to two non sicklers and doing great in South Africa. Though it's not advisable to risk it.

LordScent:
Oga rona, wetin do your main

Bro, it's currently on a 3weeks immurement, can't complain coz it's meaningless. But I'm unperturbed and remain unruffled by sentimentally partial mods who heeds to the calls of ninnies and heads on a banning spree without ascertaining what led to the expletives and slam lopsided bans on perceived e-enemies. I dey kampe in Baba Sege's voice.

falconey:
funny and we dont choose our physique.

Sadly true. But that's human's for you. We're innately covetous and don't consider the fact that no one had control over their physique and appearance thus should be mindful of our speech and discriminating others over what they had no control of.

Had we rise above such arbitrary, inhumane and selfish desire the world would have been a better place.

falconey:
no one? really?

i've seen normal height people date midget now

That wasn't literally, just saying majority won't settle for an gnome and dwarf-like ladies. Females themselves don't find short guys attractive as much as they do tall ones, except the loaded ones of course.

How short is short? If you mean below 5" then yea I've got an issue with that. I don't want a situation were my progeny will take after their mum's height and ends up like a lilliputian. But anything above 5" is okay. No one wants a pygmy for a babe na. You sef reason am.

If I were in your shoes I won't give him the money. God has indeed made a way.

falconey:
lwkm odogwu it isn't about looks alone I reckon , intelligence is a criteria.

the contest is making me dig the lost and forgotten vocabularies in my cognition.

Yes, it stretches beyond the physical characteristics and intelligence is a criterion. But most importantly lexical and felicitous construction of tenses captivates minds like mine.

Looking forward to more of your lexicon and to learn from your pool of vocabs. Eyan Mayweather, giving Mr. NL contestants a run for the 50k top spot since 1600BC.

falconey:



I believe we all have different enthusiasm. I love sport specifically football, wrestling and basketball.

I may not be active in sport section on Nairaland but I am a fan of the aforementioned sports , I think I opened few threads in that section.

I urge the sport section regulars to vote for me because I am a Nairaland.
to look beyond a section in this great forum.

Grabs dictionary, trying to grasp the signature. Eyan Mayweather, I didn't know your lexical astuteness is this tight. Mr. NL has revealed another side of you.

Not every guy but yes you stand a chance. The more the merrier. And yes 50k is the grand prize, we also have 30 and 20k respectively for 1st and 2nd runner up. So even if you no clinch the top prize you can the other ones. Luck your way.

Lol, Nigerians are too credulous and easily misled. I saw this sh1t yesterday on my timeline and I was just laughing over the asininity and nonsense that supposedly learned adults believed to be true.

This is just akin to the bathing of salt brouhaha that occurred last or was it 2years ago, were people had to soak themselves in salty bath. And not dissimilar to the now stale posts were someone will post a magnificent house or loads of dollar bills and urge people to type 'amen' to claim it. And you see id1ots trooping to type amen. Jokers!

AngelAhnie:
I nominate ronald4ever

https://www.nairaland.com/ronald4ever

Cc: dgyeasy

I think you're mistaking me for someone else, darl. I have never put up a pic on my profile so how would you nominate someone without a face?

DAVIYJONESS:
must I log in to read don't be dumb

You and this 'dumb'. It's so stale now, bro.

Daviyjones, what's your main handle? I have never come across you viewing a thread but you know all what goes down here.