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SUGARBEE:
I know missclasssy's moniker well... Surprising that I don't see her around like before.. . So she was really banned? Hmmm

It appears you know a lot. What's your alter ego

Deejavuu:


I scam you?

Is that how to greet an elder in your village

Gurgle:
Ok. banned for insulting people? what do people even get banned for self..ive seen insults flying around and everybody still comes back the next time

Ya, banned from insulting and making disparaging comments against a user. Every insulting remark attracts a ban if a mod sees it or if someone calls their attention to it. The length of a ban depends on the mods judgment, the depth of the insult and the culprit e-personality and their indulgence. For a notorious someone who revels at insulting people they usually attract a lengthy incarceration, but others not so much, especially if you're not known to insult people. Some ban last for just an hour that's why one might not feel their absence.

Deejavuu

Gurgle:
Hmm watching and waiting. But wait, they don ban her before? Where is she returning from

Dem don ban am sotey the mods sef taya. At a point dem give am 10years ban but she keeps reanimating. She's not having a comeback from anywhere. She's always active although under different aliases.

Gurgle:
that girl was really interesting. sometimes she was balanced then suddenly she would just explode with insults..nawa

Yea she's a very interesting character. You can't tell when she'd be civil or flare up. Her ability to assume multiple character is what fascinates me most. I want her to return to her real online persona though. This new one is dreary.

MrsChima:
Ousted that frumpy bish.

You thought she's been booted out? No boo, she's still active and in fact viewing this board. Your nemesis ain't going no where.

MrsChima:
Cold Cheeriios! . Manchester United.

I have prepared hot wings and jollof rice with boiled eggs.

Yum Yum. Tonight would be awesome I suppose. After the dinner comes the real....

Yay, he's a man united fan. The best club in the world.


Chelsea and Barca fans should skip this comment and swerve this way------------------>>>

If it walks like a duck, bark like a duck then it's obviously one. Madam classy seem to have resurrected but this time with a new persona. My suspicion is becoming clearer by every annotation 'she' submit. Welcome back sha o.

Bamz:
Funny comment
but how old are you mate?

I'm 45.

MrsChima:
It is football Sunday and Chima is with his syanky nuts friends. It is still Sunday on my side boo.

Hmmm hopefully he won't have cold cereal for dinner today. What club does he support?

MrsChima:
Just admit I was right.

You have funded a girl's wedding on the hope of getting punny.

Igbo men are stingy when it comes to others but when it comes to their benwfit....they will make it rain!

Nwunye Chima, it's bedroom obligation time. My bro is waiting. You know what to do, aren't ya?

MrsChima:
You registered on a site known to attract African men that are into white chicks.

You received an email of a potential admirer with a photo attached.

The girl turned out to be a Kenyan from Italy with alopecia.

You sent her money via Western Union so she can travel to UK and meet with you.

You jacked off 4 times so you won't disappointed the lady with quick expulsion.

You prepared for your visit and waited for the girl arrival.

After hours of waiting...you have received a text that the girl died and her family needs money to bury her.

You sent money via Western Union and asked for a copy of the eulogy.

The family sent you a photo of the "dead girl" getting married with a sign that said..." Thanks dummy".

Yimu. Igbo men that are known for their shrewdness towards money would send money for a punna to come over. Where would she have stayed when I'm cohabitating with inamorata. If anything else I'd be the one to travel. No punna worth that much stress, not now that they're everywhere and sex starved.

kinglekan:


Buhahahahahaha

I am on sabbatical.

Prof on sabbatical? Impossicant.

Anyways, my sixth sense is telling me that the 'belle' isn't who she's fronting as. 'She' might be a virile or a stolen identity.

MrsChima:
Blah blah blah liar.

Okay since you the details of how I was outwitted more than myself, what and how did it happened?

MrsChima:
Played player..quiet down!

No one plays me. You know I'm way smarter than getting trumped by online amour when it isn't beneficial to me. I hound for the available, something I can feel within the shortest of time.

It's a natural trait. Humans innately want what they can't have. People don't value their possession but always long for what they can't afford. Really don't know what to call it. Greed maybe.

As if they care about recovering the stolen funds when they're the ones who created the enabling system to stash the funds. Who is fooling who. Hypocrites.

lagmostkuit:
Abi nah..

Naso. Where that agbero hmmm sorry hubby stephenqueen. Hin dey jail?

MrsChima:
Ladies...scam some more of these niggas.

Keep up the good work!

Like we're some kids here.

kinglekan:

I meant victim in the positive.

lagmostkuit:
9. You don't love for money.

Iffahear, a guy becomes romantic wen he knows how to spend for his bae!

A woman becomes romantic when she showers gifts like iPhone6, iPads, Rolex and brand wears on her boo.

MrsChima:
Awww...you were played?

Nope.

kinglekan:

Oh you shouldn't be dear.

Time to spread your tentacles? Slow and steady prof. Kabiyesi himself.

kinglekan:


See yourself, who mentioned anything about maga or magarin.

You said you haven't been a victim of online romance and that's a faboo.

Wetin kabiyesi dey yarn. I was never her victim.

francizy:
If I were to judge by today's performance, I'd say that Marcelo should be given to Nottingham Forest free of charge but I'll be considerate enough not to use only 45 mins to judge him.

Madrid needs to improve tho. Thats the only club I like in Spain..

Your head dey there. You're with the best club in the world after man united.

kinglekan:


Cc: Mztega

Kinglekan don come again o. She never maga-ed me or attempted to. Mzztega is a bestie.

francizy:
0-0

Hope dey. C.boy is going to net a hat trick. Watch out for the world best footballer in history of the game.

wristbangle:
Baba, I was almost scammed but when I saw the lady in reality, na so I find one excuse give the babe which up till now I ignore her. Baba she is no fine at all.

Haha. So if she had conform to your type you'd have been off the singlehood by now. Or maybe a married man. Abeg do marry you don dey old o.

francizy:
Your icon (Ronaldo) dey mess up for here oh! Worst still the whole team plays like they got no direction.

Really. Wetin be scores? I no dey house to follow the match.

TheSonOfMark:
♦
Cyber-dating works.
Of course you don't declare your intentions until you both meet up.

I'd call it cyber-friendship. Think of it as browsing through a catalogue and not having to pay until you see your item of interest and confirm its authenticity.

Never declare your intentions or define what you have going for you too until you meet her IN PERSON.

Quite clear and explanatory. True, online romance without meeting each other is a fool's game. There's no way one can claim to be in a relationship with someone they haven't met and have first hand assessment of them. Just like you said cyber-friendship should be it until they eventually meet.

wristbangle:
Hahahaha. Brother cristiano are u sure u have never been magad by an online bae?

No boss. Have you? Gist us na.