₦airaland Forum

dabossman:
The edwife you are trying to reach is in hiding. Please try again later.

She must come out from hiding o. Let her tell us what happened to the "best" club in the world.

Anyone seen edwife lately?

Chelsea will be lucky if they make the top four this season. This is no football. The club should be disbanded. They should learn from Man United.

Oh they are winning Chelsea. No wonder my hood is relatively quiet. The lousy blue fans have gone mute. Haha

Go go crystal palace, make it 3 1. Destroy Chelsea and bring down the bridge.

Icecomrade:
Am married o. That's my concern. My wife is not even aware.

Don't know if I should tell her or just ignore

Ignore. No need telling her. It's just a massage. If she ever finds out and want to make it an issue you dismiss it like a non issue and let her understand it's just a relaxation therapy. Not like you're sleeping around or a brothel.

Lol! Are you married? Even if you're I don't see what's wrong in patronising a massage parlour. You would have turn the other way so she stroke your kini na, what's there. Next time pay for a home service. That would make you feel more relaxed.

247notire:
It is evrywhr bro. That it's banned doesn't mean u can't find it.

That's it. It's not about making laws but enforcing it and penalising offenders. Anyone who float the laws must be brought to face strict retribution if we expect compliance and law enforcement officers who collects bribe to free offenders should equally be punished.

Okada was completely off the streets of Enugu within two months of it barring because the then governor Chime ensure there was strict compliance to the ruling. Obiano should implement same measures.

chino11:
It was banned few months ago and the law enforcement agencies are enforcing the law. It will take some time before they are completely removed on our roads. Its being done already. Even in Lagos where it was banned, okada still ply there though they are being chased every day.

Good then. They should keep chasing them until it's complete barred off the city. Onitsha will be great without it. Their horns alone is sickening.

chino11:
Yes Nigeria as a whole needs a lot work to be done but Onitsha but Onitsha is fast expanding due to the influx of multinationals and massive white and blue collar jobs emerging in the city. Okada was banned several months ago on the major roads and cities.

Enjoy the serenity of Onitsha hoods

Chino, but I saw okada at upper iweka just last month. When were they ban? Isn't upper iweka considered a major area/road

valmunich:
Lol, I was born and raised there ohh, though we've switched location.

Urban administration in Nigeria is quite poor, I agree but for Onitsha, trust me, there has been a significant change and it all commenced when obi held sway before handing over to the contemporary governor who I think is still upholding the significant change

Before these two administrations, you'll agree with me that the vices in Onitsha then was starkly sickening. Crime rate was it it's peak, touting was the order of the day, infrastructural development was backsliding laced with a host of other vices but since Obi's encompassing change, there has been a U-turn, albeit, not an utterly positive turn anyway but at least, there was a change, the vices are at their minimal level, insecurity is no longer trendy, urban administrators has "uped" their game.

Even if you failed to notice any of these changes, at least you should've noted the good, motor-able roads. perhaps it's your prejudices shaa.

True the roads were truly great and quite expansive from what it used to be. Learnt the incumbent governor and Obi took significant measures to tighten the security of Osha and it environs and it appears it's been effective as kidnappings and arm robbery have drastically reduced. That was a massive stride to obtain in a place like Onitsha which had become a safe nest for all kinds of criminal activities. Let's hope they do more in the areas of traffic management, banning of okada for keke. Any city that want change must completely bar the use of okada. That thing is a disaster.

Sinnzu:
LOL im just bored man.. Nothing much happening + the rain faucked up my plans. so i might as well get into a brawl. But this toad seems to lack the witts. Oh well....

I get bored some weekends too and can't figure why. During the week I'll be longing for weekend to come so I can have a break from the pressure from work but when it comes I feel like let Monday come back o. Life is just funny.

Maybe you should watch some series, read novels or just sleep. I tell ya it's more beneficial than bandy words with your adversary. He longs for that all day, don't feed his addiction.

chino11:
Okada has been banned in Onitsha among other cities in Anambra. Upper Iweka has been transformed. Onitsha is the New York of the East. Below are the regular hoods in Onitsha.

Since when were they banned? What's great about these pictures that were taking during last Xmas. Don't get me wrong. I love Onitsha as the best city in my home state as I'm from Anambra but there's a lot of work to be done there.

Sinnzu:
Ronald 4lif whatsup young boss?

Lol @ young boss. I'm an oldie o, e don tey wey I come this world. I'm good bruv. How your end?

I've been chipping in to watch the back and forth between you and others. It seems you've got lotta times on your hands this Saturday.

valmunich:
Alobam, odika inwebero idea ife aluga. . . Otu is no longer the Otu you use to know. . . Otu na akwuzi better pay recently, Otu amago mma, Otu wuzi mmimi! not as touty as it used to be, as you portrayed it. Btw, how do you define disorganised? which city in Nigeria can be said to be organised in the supreme sense of the word

Haha! Odika ibu nwa otu?

I've heard of Onitsha being reformed but on visiting upper iweka last month I didn't notice much about the touted reformation there. The okadas and buses were just driving speedily without caution, the streets were untidy, road side hawkers hawking their wares very close to the motorway and everyone just blowing their car/cycle horn as if they're on some competition on whose horn is the loudest. Although this is the case with every city in Naija but Osha own is on another level. Only Aba can come close.

Maybe there have truly been a great change but my compulsive perception of the city couldn't let me see it.

Enugu too gan. I love that city die. I agree with the rest except Onitsha. What's Onitsha doing there? Can't live there even if I'm paid a 100k a month without working. Never seen a city as disorganised and touty as osha.

Naso baba ijebu jackpot take disappear. Chai.

Bro you did the right thing. In this era of 30years old man rape 3year old and 78years old fondles with 8year old girl private I would do same if I were you. Like someone already said always tell them you're busy and let neighbours say and think as it suites them. Better to be safe than sorry.

Humanbeing1st:
guyman, u seems to be d only sensible person here, dis site is just for fun and not 4 dating, its non of anybody's problem if u upload ur real pics or not.

True o. Na who fall mugu get blame. Person upload pics them no beg you to crush on them. So whether na real or fake e no consine anyone. Na sexual starvation dey cause bobos to dey kiss ass of anything with f.

peeparty:
yes oo broda enter d place oo.

Hahaha before nko. Na bible study una dey hook up for? Na to shine the kongo na.

LadyBoss1:
True .. U cant really fake it on a call no how hard u try u must crack lol
I was just shocked, but me im oblivious to most of these things .. Catching up

Lol! Sh1t happens. I saw how you were being accused of not residing in the UK by Agarawu and I was just smiling. Like how is it anyone's business where one reside? The most hilarious part was when he alleged you're always quick to mention your place of resident. That was a comic relief.

When someone who resides in Lagos for instance always make reference to where he stays it's not a problem but when another who lives abroad makes same he or she must be proud and showing off. That's just life.

peeparty:
like seriously even when I get to hook up.I must comfirm what lays behind the clothes.lol

Lol! You mean like accessing 'the place'?

LadyBoss1:
Yh thats true..

Lol very soon dey figure out how to fake vn sef .. Im sure dey have like apps out there

I'm sure that's possible. Only phone calls could erase doubts though. But who really cares about others image and personality here. This is a forum to share opinion, ideas and knowledge, not a dating or hook up site. Whoever falls victim should kick their wounds.

I think the picture feature is responsible for the growing urge to seek validation here. Perhaps without it, it would have been better and safer. Who knows.

LadyBoss1:
mayb he was fooled too , u never know .. Cuz thier relationship was pretty good .. But her n missclassy that im not sure about cuz d way they fought was like haba two chics dont go dat deep ..

Yes true. He was prolly played too. Nneka is a lady but was just impersonating someone else. Her voice note authenticated her sex and even if they'd talked on the phone there's no way he'd figure she's not the one she claims to be. Voice notes and calls can only confirms one's gender but only hooking up with them can confirm their image.

whizqueen:
It's not as if the blacckett Niqqa has a kind of e-persona that is exciting or something good why will you as a lady that is expected to be soft be crushing on someone that goes about hating without a face?


Haha noo I no be new recruit o. I jes dey spy

scentmarlc:
Hahahhhahaha, na u be deir case-manager for langley naa ...... Abeg tell una agent to torchlight all dose strange monikers very well oooo. LadyF keep changing to "M" and "F" everyday!

No one crushes on ladyf. That is one a known troll who can never be taking serious even by the Vaseline guy

FriedPlantain:
Here lies your answer.

Missclassy and blacckett where like cat and mouse so I find it hard to believe they have other communication channels apart from this one. If they do then it means they were misleading people with their usual banters.

scentmarlc:
Conspiracy theories flying......


Ronald th cia agent continuuu diaris God, all these ofofo uar sharing

Lol! In moments like this conspiracy theories are bound to spring up. It's through conspiracy theories that led to the busting out of some pseudo handles here. When everyone churn out their suspicions then they start piercing the puzzle together until it becomes evidently clear their suspicions were factual.

The CIA agents we have here are TheSonOfMark, Naijaboiy, Sinnzu, Funlord and the new recruit Whizqueen. I no follow.

whizqueen:
Exactly!

Seriousbabe was busted by blacckett. Seriousbabe really hated blacckett and when she returned with missclassy moniker she claimed that blacckett was her crush. How come? crushing on someone without even a picture?

Yet Nneka123 wooed blacckett in the wooing contest..... Eeeermmm I'm seeing things

Very smart thinking of you.

Both nneka and missclassy fought tooth and nail over blacckett and he was their crush. A character they've supposedly never seen what he look like but viciously crushing on. Unless they have private correspondence and know him more than what we knew of him here there's no way one can crush on a veiled person in the scale in which they did. Doesn't add up.

whizqueen:
Missclassy in her seriousbabe account said it and now I can connect the dots.

She said Nneka123 was male and the person behind the moniker is very intelligent hence she respects the person.

Chio! So missclassy knew all these while or is missclassy and Nneka123 same?

Very possible. I won't rule that out. Missclassy had this compulsive desire to always ruffle feathers and bandy words with nneka. For those familiar with her modus operandi here they'd know her stock in trade is to engage her alter personality accounts in brawls. Could be possible she's one and same fella.