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CrimeRe: Goodbye Nairalanders by ronyman(m): 12:30am On Apr 14, 2020
I can't say I know what you're going through right now but I can say there's Hope. Draw strenght from others bro as killing yourself is not the best option. Stay positive and stay safe.
RomanceRe: Aghhh!! This Isn't Camel-toe, This Is Elephant Toe by ronyman(m): 12:02am On Apr 12, 2020
grin cheesy Vaseline crew
emperorsversion:
Yepa!!! I was just jejely on Twitter trying to get updates from NCDC on this Corona matter ooo... when I saw this...

Vaseline crew, will this sweet in the middle or consumed in the middle..?

your thoughts
TravelRe: Nigerian Man Confronts Chinese Officials Over Ill-Treatment Of Nigerians (Video) by ronyman(m): 1:12pm On Apr 10, 2020
It gladdens my.heart to see an Afonja speak up for everyone. God bless you. Reminds me of the case of Apostle Peter being emboldened by the power of the Holy spirit to preach and convert 3000 on the day of Pentecost.
RomanceRe: Chai! Nigerian Girls In Canada Are So Lonely! by ronyman(m): 11:11am On Apr 09, 2020
And even more bro. Them choke
BestAccessories:
You are better off with gf and baby mamas there than getting married.

Half of your networth would be gone by the time she decide to leave you or when you wanna move on.

Example: Jeff Bezos paid MacKenzie Bezos $35 billion in 2019 to get a divorce (Source - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_most_expensive_divorces)

Below are amount paid to their wives to get divorced

1. Alec Wildenstein and Jocelyn Wildenstein, 1999 $3.8 billion
2. Rupert Murdoch and Anna Torv, 1999 $1.7 billion
3. Bernie Ecclestone and Slavica Radi, 2009 $1.2 billion
4. Steve and Elaine Wynn, 2010 $1 billion
5. Harold Hamm and Sue Ann Arnall, 2012 $975 million
6. Adnan Khashoggi and Soraya Khashoggi, 1980 $874 million
7. Dmitry Rybolovlev and Elena Rybolovlev, 2014 $604 million
8. Craig McCaw and Wendy McCaw, 1997 $460 million
9. Mel Gibson and Robyn Moore, 2006 $425 million
10. Bob Johnson and Sheila Crump Johnson, 2002 $400 million

(Source - https://www.pulse.ng/bi/finance/the-10-most-expensive-divorce-settlements-in-history-total-over-dollar11-billion/g65zsmq)
PhonesRe: Which Data Plan Are You Using On This Lockdown? by ronyman(m): 10:34am On Apr 09, 2020
E no de pass one day for me
shedy03:
This one dey select sim o
PhonesRe: Which Data Plan Are You Using On This Lockdown? by ronyman(m): 10:32am On Apr 09, 2020
Dem do finish me too ooo
starbuck:
I am also interested in the cost effective data plans... My Airtel drains a lot and i have made up my mind not to subscribe again.. undecided undecided except most times their daily subscription...
CrimeRe: Hoodlums Steal 150 Bags Of Garri In Bayelsa As They Invade Warehouse by ronyman(m): 5:46pm On Apr 06, 2020
Lol! This is what we are battling here too. Small yam tuber 1000. I fufu 100
nony43:
We Nigerians are our own problem. I bought two paints of yellow garri for 1k two Fridays ago, I directed a friend the next day to that place it happened that the guy is now selling one paint for 1400. Imagine almost 3x of what I bought.
Foreign AffairsRe: Chadian Soldiers Led By President Idris Debby Burst Boko Haram Warehouse by ronyman(m): 8:21am On Apr 05, 2020
Expensive weaponry. These guys are heavily funded, but by who??
HealthRe: FACT-CHECK: Is Coronavirus Caused By 5G Technology? by ronyman(m): 8:18am On Apr 05, 2020
Nigerian breweries... Scientific communties have called out to their government to stop.
Staphylococcus:
Stop what?

Where do you brew news?
HealthRe: FACT-CHECK: Is Coronavirus Caused By 5G Technology? by ronyman(m): 11:07pm On Apr 04, 2020
The Hague, Germany, Belgium and UK who all started to propagate it have stopped because of the health threats.
RomanceRe: I Hardly Cum Why Having Sex Please Help by ronyman(m): 1:34pm On Apr 04, 2020
Sugary drinks
Alcohol
Underlying ailments.
Masturbation.
The girl may not play into your fantasy..
HealthRe: French Doctors Say 'Test Coronavirus Vaccines In Africa", Eto’o, Drogba React by ronyman(m): 1:23pm On Apr 04, 2020
I swear..plus the fucking Lebanese
OrestesDante:
angry angry angry



Hmmm... You see Frenchs are funny and callous. They and the Portuguese are the two worst masters you can have as a slave.
HealthRe: I Have Been Having Itchy Penis For Over Six Months by ronyman(m): 6:10pm On Apr 03, 2020
Onyeoma delay is dangerous.. pls go to a lab for test and get treated. Self medication will worsen it I swear. Treat ya preek well oo
PoliticsRe: Akwa Ibom Is The Cleanest State - Clean-Up Nigeria Says by ronyman(m): 6:07pm On Apr 03, 2020
I step disagree as ibadan is the cleanest place. grin grin grin
SportsRe: Charles Tambe Shot By Hoodlums In Ibadan (Abia Warriors Goalkeeper) by ronyman(m): 6:05pm On Apr 03, 2020
Our prayers for our own Tambe.. we pray for quick recovery.
SportsRe: Charles Tambe Shot By Hoodlums In Ibadan (Abia Warriors Goalkeeper) by ronyman(m): 6:04pm On Apr 03, 2020
grin grin grin grin you dey find trouble oo. The afonjas are coming for you. Ndi ofenmannu
NextD18:
Shot in IBADAN?

Nna eh! Why do those people hate IGBOs this bad?

Imagine shooting an innocent Igbo guy like that.

Ndi ofe mmanua gbakwara ajor wicked oo!
Nya, fa choro igbusisi ndi Igbo niile no na obodo fa?

Anya ukwu adirokwa mma oo!
RomanceRe: Interracial Couple In Russia: Nigerian Man Shares His Experience by ronyman(m): 1:49pm On Apr 03, 2020
You get sense baba. Fact!!
afrorossiyatv:
Western propaganda always paints a picture of Russia as a country filled with blood thirsty racist skin heads, but trust me that's not the reality. A black man is even safer in Russia than America
RomanceRe: Is It Masturbation? by ronyman(op): 1:41pm On Apr 03, 2020
I know bro but the erection nko
kelvinrhs:
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa do away with porn

It's not good for you
PoliticsRe: "Abba Kyari Is Not Dead" - Femi Fani-Kayode Dismisses Rumours by ronyman(m): 10:26am On Apr 03, 2020
Typical of the common afonja, always looking to buy favor at the expense of others!! It is encoded on their genome..
PoliticsRe: "Abba Kyari Is Not Dead" - Femi Fani-Kayode Dismisses Rumours by ronyman(m): 10:25am On Apr 03, 2020
He's trying to buy favour
NextD18:
Some certain politicians need to die before this country can get better.
CrimeRe: Lockdown: Warri Protesters Mob Soldiers, Try To Set Them Ablaze For Killing Man by ronyman(m): 6:40pm On Apr 02, 2020
michiyke2003:
[s][/s]Nigerian soldiers are the most useless soldiers in Africa.[s][/s] [b]In the world[b]They behave like God when they see armless citizens but run when they meet boko idiots. Look at the way the soldier on the picture was crying like a Christmas chicken.
RomanceIs It Masturbation? by ronyman(op): 11:09am On Apr 02, 2020
I like tidy Wella but at a time I started masturbation and now I'm with a woman, I can't erect but once I watch porn I'm rock hard.. I need help
RomanceRe: My Elder Brother Is A Chronic Masturbator by ronyman(m): 10:43am On Apr 02, 2020
grin
fulaniHERDSman:
Mumu talk. If na me, the slap U go receive, teeth no go remain U for mouth again. Na your priickhuh
No respect again for this world.
HealthRe: Coronavirus: 4 New Cases In Nigeria, Total Of 139 Cases, 2 Deaths, 9 Discharged by ronyman(m): 9:44am On Apr 01, 2020
shocked Discharged?? Meaning they are now healthy or they are sent away due to lack of space or care facilitieshuh
Foreign AffairsRe: Thomas Schäfe Commits Suicide Over Recession Caused By Coronavirus by ronyman(m): 9:56pm On Mar 29, 2020
You are a fool. Pls forgive me but you're a bloody idiot!!!
Oshin56:
If this news is true may God rest his soul in perfect peace and this are the reason why white man is different from Blackman. Hardly you will see this thing coming from Blackman so far there salary is still coming.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Receives Briefing From Osagie Ehanire And Chikwe Ihekweazu by ronyman(m): 5:47pm On Mar 28, 2020
grin babanla Photoshop
Melezenawii:
Shame on the enemies of the state spreading fake news
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Odion Ighalo Offered £400k-a-week Deal By Shanghai Shenhua by ronyman(m): 7:53am On Mar 27, 2020
Something must kill a man..
hisexcellency34:
Accept it and hanta+plus Corona go kill you las las. Better stay for Man U jeje dey collect your 50k pounds
Nairaland GeneralRe: Pregnant Gaboon Viper With 30 Babies Killed (Graphic Photos) by ronyman(m): 7:46am On Mar 27, 2020
I wonder what differentiates you from those Chinese who eat anything.... current times and events call for eating hygiene and caution to avoid diseases. Pls let's be careful of what we eat lest we become vectors of diseases...peace!!
FoodRe: Choice Of Food Stuff Amid Coronavirus Lockdown by ronyman(m): 9:57pm On Mar 23, 2020
Shatap!
Suspect33:
There cannot be a lockdown in a country like ours because the effect will be worse than the corona virus itself, the level of fear in the land sef is way more than the effect of the corona, people be acting like the world is ending next week, your panic makes matters worse
CareerRe: Ike Eweama Promoted To Colonel In US Army (Photos) by ronyman(m): 2:52pm On Mar 20, 2020
Until he helps us in the actualization of Biafra... Nothing like igboamaka grin
CrimeRe: A Pregnant Woman Caught In A Hotel By Her Husband by ronyman(m): 11:51pm On Mar 18, 2020
Why she de cry?
And you wey dey sleep with another man wife.... Hmm!
SportsRe: Sean, Kanu Nwankwo’s Son Living Up To His Father’s Football Legacy by ronyman(m): 11:49pm On Mar 18, 2020
grin grin oga leave me o
blackboy:
Let's see how far he goes in football. The kid might opt for engineering

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