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No be only saw, na Cutlass

holyDaniel:
Saw allowed himself to be possessed by evil spirit.

Bloody fool!

All these Juve fans CIRCULAR koor! RECTANGULAR nii!

I don die ooo

taylor89:
Have you been a night mare to the rat kingdom?

Have u been killing rats with otapipia and all sort of rat poison?

They've come for revenge

Bro no one here is a saint, especially here on nairaland. The deed is done face your fears,
tell your woman and find a way to settle with Lola... I know how hard it is baba

Jeffmonti:
About To Lose A Good Girl. Please Help!

This might turn out to be a lengthy read, please bear with me. The bashing and insults will be unnecessary as i have already told myself hurtful things a thousand times over.

So i am 29 and have a girlfriend who’s 25 we are both graduates; she’s a nurse and i am a practicing engineer and we’ve been dating for 3+ years now and preparations are underway to tie the knot this year God willing. Something happened last year, she suggested i move to a bigger apartment so that we can start buying household items and everything necessary to start a home as we are looking to get married soon which we did; i got a bigger place, met her parents she met mine. In a nutshell everything seems to be going well, we even started a business together and set to take on the future together before the devil struck (i take blames for my actions as i am not overly religious)

Around June last year, i met a girl (very fine girl) in the new area i moved to, although i have been seeing the girl around but one day as i was driving in i saw her hiding somewhere close to my compound avoiding the rain with her friends so i took them in until the rain subsided we exchanged contacts and started texting on WhatsApp a few days later. And soon after we started having sex (protected sex), prior to that time i never cheated on my girlfriend.

The sex continued, up to 2 times a week sometimes 3 as it was relatively easy as she lived very close and my girlfriend only visits on the weekend and never sleeps out (she’s from a very good and wealthy family with proper moral upbringing). Most evenings when return from work conji just do me one kind i don cross street other times she calls until we became comfortable having unprotected sex

So late October 2019, the new girl (I’ll call her Lola) texted me that’s she’s not feeling too well and i asked her to visit the hospital to run a test to know what to treat. She came back with a pregnancy test result proving she’s already 3 weeks pregnant, i was sure it was mine but i didn’t panic as she had a bf and i have my gf we were just for the sex at least that’s what we told each other.

So i asked her to remove the pregnancy, but got the shocker when she said she’s never going to remove the pregnancy that she’s 27 and have no desire to marry me or stay with me but she’s going to have the child. Omo my heart flipped. I begged her for like 3 weeks until she got mad and stopped taking my calls, she even moved away from her apartment. So i texted her and arranged a meeting, we sat down and discussed at length but she was still bent on keeping it, i got furious and told her i am not ready to be part of the child’s life if she’s going through with it as i see no reason why she wants to have my child when she knows we are NEVER going to be together, that was when she said she had already told her family that i am not interested in the child and they support her to keep it and let the child bear their family name. I discussed the matter with two friends a boy and a girl and the asked me to let her have the child first.

One month passed fast forward to early December, Lola called 6 times i was so shocked. I couldn’t take her calls. She texted that she’s ready to terminate the pregnancy since i am wicked and unconcerned she rained all manner of derogatory words but i was only concern with her decision to let go. I called and we agreed to meet the following day, I skipped work that day and met with her and her elder sister and elder sister’s friend. The sister and her friend were so mean but i was unmoved; i don already fuckup and ready to take anything to let it all go away because the knowledge of things will destroy my girlfriend.

So Lola entered my vehicle and we drove out, on our way to the hospital for her to terminate the pregnancy plus treatment she’ll take afterwards and for the damages i have caused her. She’s going to need 150k from me, i was furious and told her i don’t have that kind of money talk less of handing it over to her for something like this (i sure don’t know what i cost but i know it’s not up to 50k). She said if i don’t give her what she want she’s going to have the baby and that i should be thankful that she’s coming up with this that if she had listen to her friends advices she would have moved to my house with all sort of troubles (she was right) but i didn’t give in just yet. I dropped her off and ask her to have the child that am not going to give her the money as i don’t have it (I get the money sha).

So two days passed, she called again and after many arguments we agreed at 100k, made her to sign a NDA not to bother me again and all, I transferred her the 100k that night, she confirmed receipt and promised to go with it the following morning and that was the last I have heard or seen or her since then, until 3 weeks ago when another of her sister called from Canada and was asking if i am Me, that she’s been seeking my contact for a while now that Lola friend had to steal the number Lola’s phone and pass it to her as Lola has been hiding my phone number from the rest of the family and she doesn’t know the arrangement i have had with her but i should know that she’s having the child, she just thought i should know that i have a child somewhere when the baby eventually drops.

Knowing fully well that i am a shitty person to have done something terrible to myself and my girlfriend and all our future plans because of cheap sex, but I’ll be a more terribly bad person to have knowledge of a child somewhere and not be in his/her life. I called Lola but she didn’t take i texted her about her sisters call she called back to know who called and was furious, she ended the call (I guess to call her sister back) and called back again in about 20mins and asked me not to ever call her line again. I replied her text she should tell her family not call me as well. I have dodged to her apartment building a coupe times but she’s not been around for weeks as i was made to believe.

So i bought a ring to engage my girl few weeks ago but had to hold first to see how things play out, i can’t go ahead and marry my girlfriend with this kind of secret untold; that will be wickedness from the pit of hell and i still don’t know how to break it to her, it will destroy her.

I jokingly painted a similar scenery to my girlfriend; her response was: she will not marry me because if she does she will kill me in my sleep. That everybody is expecting us to get married this year, she now have high respect from her family because of me and this kind of thing happens both of us will die. Omo fear catch me.

Fellow Nairalanders, this is my predicament please advice a stupid brother. Insults are welcome as I hope to pick a thing or two from your comments. MODs please push this up biko.

Nobody is gloating now except a FOOL! But these ppl have done more harm than good to NSK and Enugu as a whole. Check history

BuhariAdvocate:
This is a very good news to some people. Especially ipobs but when they take revenge you will hear them crying foul. You killed innocent people and dropped their dead bodies inside Bush

These Hausa foooooolanis have successfully infiltrated the south east. All South east governors have failed ......

nkaa tooomu separate!

SilasNwude:
shut up this bini man
no dey quote me again
ọchịchịrị na ihe enwero mmekọ (darkness and light no get anything in common)

If you were to swear with your life now that who are the most squrmish, fearful and cowardly tribe in Nigeria, would you be suicidal enough to name the Igbos? Ndi ofe mmanu! Afonjaburuku omo jatijati omo ale

CrimeKsmart:
If you use the same energy you used in typing this to think like a rational human being, you would un ;Dderstand that no tribe, race or Nation has monopoly of crime. Regardless of the colour or race, crime is everywhere.

The same America you are trying to bring in id also guilty of terrorist attack in their own state but will rather tag it as "mass shooting". There were series of terrorist attacks carried out in America in year 2019 by Americans themselves.

Every tribe in Nigeria has a particular crime peculiar to them. Igbos commit crime, Yorubas commit crime, Hausa's commit crime among others. I wonder why you guys choose to focus on Fulani crimes and make it looks like other tribes are saint. Should we talk about baby factory, kidnapping, drug trafficking and so many crimes......

The real cowards are Igbos. Should I remind you how Ojukwu ran away and abandoned biafran soldiers and his people to die for nothing? The real cowardice lives in igbos. Yorubas will never stand with you cos your tribemen are too proud of themselves, believing they are better than all other tribes in Nigeria.

Because he is blind to the truth... Hatred for Igboamaka has eaten him up... The best bet for secession from fulanistic agenda is Amotekun teaming up with Biafra... Not to physical fight but with the rule of law...

Victornezzar:
Why did you skip the whole post and highlight this only

Damburuba! Barawo. I speak Hausa, tiurba ,Igbo and English.. Foolish Amotekun goat

Tajbol4splend:
This one even hear Yoruba, e don tey for Yoruba Land, now who needs who, ode oshi

Moro oloriburuku oponu oshi

Tajbol4splend:
Fvck you, who needs cowards whose sole leader can't even enter his fatherland

The hatred is alarming... Foolish Afonjachukwus that need us so they can secede. Your Amotekun agenda is laced with secession and you don't want to align with us to rid this country of the blood thirsty Foooooolanis

powerkey:
Why can't yolobas concentrate on solving their own problems?

I hate it when you people display hatred and envy on any Igbo.

love thy neighbor as thy self.

Love is the law.

Mehn!! This is deep...

itsme01:




Gowon please tell them

Let them blame Nzeogwu he could have chosen a bloodless coup, but he killed many innocent leader from north and south, he threw Tafa Balewa's corpse on Lagos Ibadan Express Way like a goat and blame Ojukwu for there woes for arming kid soldiers and fighting without basic supplies like food leading to millions dying due to starvation



.

I reside in umuahia, and yesterday what I saw brought tears to my eyes... Hoodlums contracted by Ikpeazu siezed goods of a poor trader after molesting and maltreating him.
Asked him to pay 100k. This is one of many. This same man who is supposed to protect us is sheepishly widening his scattered dentition. I pray he will be jailed including the others who out him in his position... Including all lecturers and professors and members of the public who collected money to rig him in

lalasticlala:
Presidential Aide, Bashir Ahmad, shares Photos of President Buhari as he leaves for London.



https://mobile.twitter.com/BashirAhmaad/status/1218176353788473346

ADD EDTA OR HEPARIN TO THE BLOOD IT WILL NOT CLOT

spinna:
Hmm im thinking of blood in a backpack sprayer? (for secrecy) will it clog the machine? Will adding a little water to the blood affect the potency?

Wrong insinuation... Unverified too.

Erediauwa:
I guess Nkechi was the "Public Toilet" of the community where every man who's pressed use her to ease themselves.



This wanton killing was bourne out of extreme jealousy or probably, the late husband is trying to send a message to some people.

An Ibo addage says ' when carrying the corpses of another, to you it looks like firewood'... You talk like this cos you are not the person affected

KingAzubuike:
Some of these kids can be very stubborn and make you do the unthinkable out of rage.

RiP to the kid and as for the maid, she needs a psychiatrist and a psychologist not a death /jail sentence.

Ikiri... Ikedi Ohakim

The thieves in Abia called politicians drained ShopRite.. They converted it to their own I stead of allowing them to run as they do. And also umuahiams are poor civil servants... They can't be buying things everyday like in other cities... Abia politicians have destroyed the state..

Na waooo cajanus cajan the s pigeon pea plant oooo. Why decieve ppl? if you don't know kindly don't comment.

doctore212:
Cajanus cajan.

Normally found in Olosho house worldwide

You claim to know science but you're a bloody dunce..."genetical" olodo oshi SMH... ...ladies are naturally bisexual? Can you hear yourself... Shioor! Elewon!

NwaAmaikpe:




This is some acute fvckery.
Lesbianism isn't caused by any evil spirits.

It is strictly a chromosomal misinformation and that's why a lesbian is a lesbian.
Homosexualism is genetically ingrained, it could also be a nurtured preference.

I've seen female toddlers walk like boys, talk like boy and grow up seeing themselves as boys. Many a times, they are lesbians.
If they grow up in permissive countries, they are open about their sexual preferences.

But if they are in Nigeria, they get married to a man just to save face but stay up at night licking the househelp's kpekus.
This is genetical.

I've seen straight ladies who became lesbians after staying in an all-girl hostel or attending an only female school.
This is nurtured.

But for anyone to say it is spiritual tops the ridiculous of the most ridiculouses because all ladies are naturally bisexual.
Society even encourages them to because it is okay to see a girl touch a fellow girl's boobs in public, hold hands while walking or call themselves pet-names but very absurd for a man to.

God makes all things perfect and the Bible says that after creating man, he was happy because he created him with no mistakes.

For people who are genetically homosexual, God won't see it as a sin because it is beyond them.
There is a difference between morality and sin.
Like masturbating may be immoral but masturbating is not a sin; so some of our preferences could just be immoral and no sins.

The truth is, God's ways are not man's ways.
So if God loves the lesbians and the misfits, who am I not to?

finish him

SimDan95:
I had been seriously expecting speculations over these issue. knowing Iran's military personnel and power holders Revere in the fact that terrorism gives them a hard on.

Why else would they hide and refuse to release the black box for further investigation.


This would sound incentive but I'll say it anyway, Head slammers seriously have a penchant for terrorism and chaos, that's why you see most head slammers on NL ranting senselessly, telling Trump to apologise and prophesying destruction.



since they are blinded by religious fanatism, common reasoning override them to consider the fact that the US won't have carried out the act without conviction and evidence.


Watch how they flood here to spill venom as usual[ especially that slug that shouts and calls real niggur real niggur like a potent incantation to ward away stupidity.

spits

His itinery was given away by members of the NM. This is an unending war.... Guerilla warfare...

HAARP. Google it and you'll know what USA can do.... Ask Jesse Ventura

God will punish and destroy you all

I share the same sentiments bro but one thing stands, he openly chose a side and that counts.

Okoroawusa:
As an igboman,a mature one for that matter,I will be foolish to take FFK seriously or see his jumping on anything "igbo" as a new found love for the igbo nation.


FFK is a politician first,a human being second.

He's now an Afonjachukwu

jimyjames:
After going in and out of marriage with 3 Yoruba women , he finally got colonized by our beautiful daughter that gave him beautiful Igbo looking kids


FFK is no longer an afonja man forget he is Igbo now

Afonjaburuku is smelling

Cyberterror:
Fani Kayode has become an Igbo online warrior. Is it genuine love for us or for his Igbo wife or he has not been taking his drugs as some people have alleged?

Afonjachukwu! You are welcome to our fold..

Date or bangaleee

Unless we were left out, my pay was + 3k

Afamed:
You are not sincere enough with yourself